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Tokyo-Saint

Tokyo-Saint

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There is always this danger. Nah, nothing special, just this annoying muthafuka called Ben Howard put this song in my head 'only love'. It is not even the whole song just the bit when he sings 'only love, only love' like David Gray. As you can imagine, this is V. Stressful. For a while I also feared this was the same person who was member of saints web and tried to get hypo to play backing singer. This was my fear.

Fowllyd

Fowllyd

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You learn something every day.

 

Didn't realise that you could get cookie monster t-shirts for chickens.

 

What makes you think Goatboy is Ben Goddard, Toke?

 

But why isn't the chicken wearing its T-shirt? Seems a tad ungracious to me, after Ben bought it and all. Would have chimed in very nicely with Ben's Animal T-shirt too.

Fowllyd

Fowllyd

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A photo of Pap strolling around Croxteth giving it large.............................

 

Does it ever occur to you that you might be trying just a teensy bit too hard?

Tokyo-Saint

Tokyo-Saint

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A photo of Pap strolling around Croxteth giving it large.............................

 

Funny thing is, this is bit true. Pap is funny hippy guy who would probably ask you where you were from and who sorted you out like spudders in his hay day. Like a dirty wizard on tour in Liverpool or someone another may ask for tips on WORF or whatever the correct term for it may be. However if asked who you would rather have a beer with, expensive out of fashion jacket titz Baz or Pap 99.9% of us would have the same answer. Barry is a man who drinks alone.

pap

pap

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Funny thing is, this is bit true. Pap is funny hippy guy who would probably ask you where you were from and who sorted you out like spudders in his hay day. Like a dirty wizard on tour in Liverpool or someone another may ask for tips on WORF or whatever the correct term for it may be. However if asked who you would rather have a beer with, expensive out of fashion jacket titz Baz or Pap 99.9% of us would have the same answer. Barry is a man who drinks alone.

 

Thanks for the vote of confidence. In truth, I wish I could be a posting leviathan like Barry. Unfortunately, the commitments associated with work, parenthood, trips to Southampton to see friends and extended family, my best mate calling me once a week to set the world to rights (suspiciously sober lately, I have to say), quality time with the missus and posting actual photos of myself on the Internet leaves me with very little time to reach the 13 posts per day "gold standard" that Barry has set us.

 

Real life got so busy at one point I couldn't actually "keep up" with Barry, evoking memories of Poyet and Adkins. This is why I bless the parents of Jennifer Lawrence. Not only has she brought the issue of real women back to the table (I'd be scared of "breaking" a size zero), but in that wonderful animated gif, she has been the bridge between two people I thought would never be reconciled. I may even watch the Hunger Games with Juvenile Unit #2 and NOT point out that it's a colossal rip-off of Battle Royale. That's the best way to pay my respects, I reckon.

Tokyo-Saint

Tokyo-Saint

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*has just left Pap to drink a mild stout with bletch to go and join the samubuccas with chicken on a BJ and bear*

 

Pompey lass it getting it up the wrong 'un tsinight. Prepare yourself Gboy, you're going in.

pap

pap

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*has just left Pap to drink a mild stout with bletch to go and join the samubuccas with chicken on a BJ and bear*

 

Pompey lass it getting it up the wrong 'un tsinight. Prepare yourself Gboy, you're going in.

 

You fickle b!tch. I'm not going to wear that thing you like anymore.

Ludwig

Ludwig

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Orange peels, from registration to banning in 4 posts.

 

Why you bumming bear anyway? Take it you had a former username?

 

ooh, be careful goatboy, she's jealous. Whatever you do Goats, don't start writing like Bearsy or hanging off his coat tails or you'll have Tokyo to deal with.

Tokyo-Saint

Tokyo-Saint

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Ah the hater in chief pops his head out of his dad's posh Putney mansion to let off some steam with a few well placed snipes before rowing club. How are you doing Ludders?

 

Did you go to the Fulham game with your dad? We could have met up for a beer. We could have talked about how you cried into your latte when you saw I won MVP by a landslide 1 vote. You may be hating Ludwig but huge number like 13 people can't be wrong.

 

Thanks for your vote btw.

Bearsy

Bearsy

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ooh, be careful goatboy, she's jealous. Whatever you do Goats, don't start writing like Bearsy or hanging off his coat tails or you'll have Tokyo to deal with.

 

great post +10 reputations points. More posts like this pls people!

Glasgow_Saint

Glasgow_Saint

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Ah the hater in chief pops his head out of his dad's posh Putney mansion to let off some steam with a few well placed snipes before rowing club. How are you doing Ludders?

 

Did you go to the Fulham game with your dad? We could have met up for a beer. We could have talked about how you cried into your latte when you saw I won MVP by a landslide 1 vote. You may be hating Ludwig but huge number like 13 people can't be wrong.

 

Thanks for your vote btw.

 

Ludwig sent me a friend request on here and facebook - I declined both

Tokyo-Saint

Tokyo-Saint

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Good work GS, hating on the haters. It's the only language they understand. I have always considered you to have good judgement in people and one of the top 5 posters on here.

 

Thanks for your vote as well. I voted for you as most ITK poster.

Bearsy

Bearsy

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Have you and Tokes fallen out, it sad when a long term relationship falls by the wayside

 

no course not we're BFFF! I just am honest enough to appreciate quality posting when i see it!

Big Bad Bob

Big Bad Bob

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no course not we're BFFF! I just am honest enough to appreciate quality posting when i see it!

 

It will take more than a hating German to separate us Bob.

 

I has a warm and fuzzy feeling again, I must admit to being a tad worried

pap

pap

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I have to say, I find Barry's hopelessly out of date cultural references to be quite intriguing.

 

One can only assume that he was involved in a Fritzl situation from 1988 to 2012 and had a load of kids to his dad.

Barry Sanchez

Barry Sanchez

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Pap is about as funny as Russ Abbot and about as much a Labour man as Phil Collins. He is tinged with guilt from knowing men living a life of crime..........................The burden he carries is large, as large as Eddie Little rotund belly.

Big Bad Bob

Big Bad Bob

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when did you last watch tv barry?

 

Dunno, sounds like he has real anger issues from his parents' TV watching habits when he was a child.

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added an apostrophe before bletch wordsmithed me

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