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Anyone know? From registering on SW to permaban. Good to have goals.

Bearsy: Private Goatboy reporting for duty sir.

 

It would be far too dull to enquire as to who you used to post as, or who else you currently post as (or indeed both) so I shall not do so. But I have to say you've made an impressively prolific start - fourteen posts in 24 hours is getting on for Glasgow territory. Carry on this way, and pretty soon El Bletcherino will produce a word cloud from your posts, and all will be revealed. Or you might just give it away anyhow by posting in a style that you can't hide. Who knows...

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Pls pls can all u gays mind ur manners! I invite a new friend round for dinner & straight away ur all interrogating goatboy like you found him in the bedroom sniffing mum's knickers!

 

How are you doing goatboy? I hope you are well. Do you come here often?

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Why does everyone have to be someone else all the time! Ur just all v.suspicious + paranoid! When was the last time someone joined without being accused of being someone else! I remember when I done my first post I was immediately getting "good to see old so and so back". Can't even remember who it was now. Not deppo, I was someone else apparently. I don't like it really. It don't happen in real life, when I meet new person in real life I don't immediately accuse them of being my year 6 geography teacher in disguise.

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I'd say its Pap (sorry Pap).

 

You're wrong, but you don't have to be sorry. It's a good shout. I like Bill Hicks. Goatboy was the outlet for the vast majority of his sexual perversion. The Goatboy TSW character could be a similar conduit for my filth, and he also shares an economy with words ("Good to have goals" instead of "It's good to have goals", etc) It's a good line of reasoning, but it's not me, kidda.

 

I've never had more than one username on any given forum. Everything I've ever contributed to SaintsWeb has been under the auspices of this phonetically pleasing palindrome.

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I've never had more than one username on any given forum. Everything I've ever contributed to SaintsWeb has been under the auspices of this phonetically pleasing palindrome.

 

such lies you admitted one time doing trolling posts under an alter-ego, till you got caught out cos it was just ur normal username reversed

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this is v.unfair on G-Boy, i actually groomed him on mainboard!

 

you sound v.jelly tokyos! Do you need to go to jelly school? Hold on i have them on phone, yes is that jelly school? i have a v.jelly tokyos. Oh yes, he is v.jelly. What's that ur fully booked? Ok, laters, we will just have to kill him instead

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Well, he's dune.

 

I mean, he may or not be dune, but that is the standard TMS investigation starting position, so we should at least try to eliminate that hypothesis first.

 

Either way, I like the cut of his gib*. As long as he doesn't categorise the majority of elite Lounge posters as Liberal (large ell), or spray latent racism over these fertile pastures like so much silage, then he stays.

 

Evidence for the prosecution...

 

Nobody uses the term 'permaban' in their first TMS post without having a) been a poster here before, or b) spent an inordinately long time lurking and learning TMS patois.

He's precise, spelling out user names accurately. I like that.

He's instantly up-to-speed with the vibe here. Perhaps he's just a mental in real life?

Hmmm...

 

Welcome Goatboy. Enjoy TMS! But we're keeping an eye on you (sorry, I'm not very good at 'threatening').

 

*back off and think tpbury.

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such lies you admitted one time doing trolling posts under an alter-ego, till you got caught out cos it was just ur normal username reversed

 

Didn't realise I'd have Brian "keep 'em peeled" Earsy keeping me honest.

 

Bugger.

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...

 

 

 

Nobody uses the term 'permaban' in their first TMS post without having a) been a poster here before, or b) spent an inordinately long time lurking and learning TMS patois.

He's precise, spelling out user names accurately. I like that.

He's instantly up-to-speed with the vibe here. Perhaps he's just a mental in real life?

Hmmm...

 

Apart from 'a' you are pretty much on the money. Thanks for the welcome :)

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Odds on goatboys previous logons?

 

(Don't read this Goatboy)

 

Well, just like in the films where they need 47 seconds of mobile phone use to trace the number, we need to keep him talking.

 

We need to get more evidence of his posting style to make a judgement so let's let him think he's part of the team whilst the guys back in the lab try to track him down.

 

Someone ask him what he thinks of Cecil Rhodes, Gibraltar or liberals (small ell).

 

(You can read now Goatboy)

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Only a matter of time before someone says me and him are the same person. I have about 19 accounts atm

 

Yeah, maybe you should be more original when picking avatars, skip.

 

Does the monkey alignment currently on offer make you Barry's b!tch?

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Pap can you please put that photo up of yourself, with all this gloom about the place we all need a laugh of you in the rain with an Echo in hand justifying yourself.

You are a pearler of proportion, how are you friends in the life of crime lately? All good?

 

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Nice 'tache, monkeys, live and let live.

 

He's dune.

 

I think he knows we're on to him.

 

Note the economy of words. No padding, no wasted words and he even abbreviated moustache (with an apostrophe that gave a little pulse of punctuation pleasure).

 

It's the equivalent of a criminal wiping down a crime scene to remove fingerprints, or Bear bathing his victims to remove DNA.

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(Don't read this Goatboy)

 

Well, just like in the films where they need 47 seconds of mobile phone use to trace the number, we need to keep him talking.

 

We need to get more evidence of his posting style to make a judgement so let's let him think he's part of the team whilst the guys back in the lab try to track him down.

 

Someone ask him what he thinks of Cecil Rhodes, Gibraltar or liberals (small ell).

 

(You can read now Goatboy)

 

CB Saint? My new front runner...... odds 4/6

 

http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?45127-Should-I-accept-Glasgow-s-friend-request-Poll-please

 

http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?49152-Is-Glasgow_Saint-a-Ukranian-prostitute

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