I've found a stray dog.

[Robsk II]

Anyone lost one? Maybe a labrador retriever.

[Robsk II]

After two hours in total with said hound, panic over. It turns out it belonged to some crazy who lives round the corner.

 

I only know who she is because she always 'parks' about 20 yards from the kerb, often at a crazy angle. Genuinely the consistently worst parking I've ever seen; makes the road hard to get past sometimes. She can be 5 foot out from the bay, I jest not. I often silently rage at her as I have to squeeze past on a road where it shouldn't be needed. She also sometimes appears to fill the back of her car with.. well. Loads of random ****, to the brim. Altogether eccentric, I had already assumed.

 

I got a call, said I'd bring her doggie back, turns out the woman is a "white witch", according to a new or previously unnoticed sign next to her door. A larger, late 30-something woman opened the door to a house filled with cats and random stuff. I am pretty sure she lived alone. She asked if I wanted to come in. No, I said. No thanks.

[Dog]

You should've crushed the labrador with your foot live on a webcam. Just for Jesus.

[Master Bates]

After two hours in total with said hound, panic over. It turns out it belonged to some crazy who lives round the corner.

 

I only know who she is because she always 'parks' about 20 yards from the kerb, often at a crazy angle. Genuinely the consistently worst parking I've ever seen; makes the road hard to get past sometimes. She can be 5 foot out from the bay, I jest not. I often silently rage at her as I have to squeeze past on a road where it shouldn't be needed. She also sometimes appears to fill the back of her car with.. well. Loads of random ****, to the brim. Altogether eccentric, I had already assumed.

 

I got a call, said I'd bring her doggie back, turns out the woman is a "white witch", according to a new or previously unnoticed sign next to her door. A larger, late 30-something woman opened the door to a house filled with cats and random stuff. I am pretty sure she lived alone. She asked if I wanted to come in. No, I said. No thanks.

 

Can she go to St Marys Stadium?

[saint_stevo]

Saint Keiths mrs? was she ungrateful you took it home?

[Pancake]

Yeah, but would you?

[Robsk II]

She was fat. No.

 

It was weird altogether.

[Penfold]

Shoot the dog

[Hatch]

Burn her!

[Robsk II]

OK to both the above.

[Robsk II]

The fruitcake woman phoned me today for some reason, as she had my home number from when I called her. Said "thanks for looking after my dog". I wanted to say "Right, ye[, we covered that already. Bye!" but I didn't want her to hex me. As it was, I just said "that's no problem" or something, then there was an awkward silence for a while unteil I said "OK, nice of you to call, bye".

 

It was a little scary.

[saint_stevo]

The fruitcake woman phoned me today for some reason, as she had my home number from when I called her. Said "thanks for looking after my dog". I wanted to say "Right, ye[, we covered that already. Bye!" but I didn't want her to hex me. As it was, I just said "that's no problem" or something, then there was an awkward silence for a while unteil I said "OK, nice of you to call, bye".

 

It was a little scary.

 

Does she know your a ginger vest wearer?

[Robsk II]

She saw me when I took her dog back, and she saw that I was not wearing a vest - at least, she could be sure I was wearing other things over one if I was - and that I am not ginger.

 

You'd think that by your age you could base your concepts upon some form of experiential learning. A toddler might assume someone wearing something once might always wear it, but an adult - well, it's more likely a sign of a rather lacking intellect. Furthermore, I would understand mockong vest wearing were it inappropriate, but if there is ever an appropriate time and place to wear one, it is during exercise on a hot day.

 

Who knows, though. I bow to your superior knowledge.

[ericofarabia]

After two hours in total with said hound, panic over. It turns out it belonged to some crazy who lives round the corner.

 

I only know who she is because she always 'parks' about 20 yards from the kerb, often at a crazy angle. Genuinely the consistently worst parking I've ever seen; makes the road hard to get past sometimes. She can be 5 foot out from the bay, I jest not. I often silently rage at her as I have to squeeze past on a road where it shouldn't be needed. She also sometimes appears to fill the back of her car with.. well. Loads of random ****, to the brim. Altogether eccentric, I had already assumed.

 

I got a call, said I'd bring her doggie back, turns out the woman is a "white witch", according to a new or previously unnoticed sign next to her door. A larger, late 30-something woman opened the door to a house filled with cats and random stuff. I am pretty sure she lived alone. She asked if I wanted to come in. No, I said. No thanks.

 

Must be difficult making the adjustment from Flying on a Broomstick to driving a and having to park a car

 

I'm intrigued by the sign next to the front door ... was it an advert like "I'm a witch and if you want somebody turned into a newt, or a cure for being ginger , call 02380123456

[scott_saints]

Furthermore, I would understand mockong vest wearing were it inappropriate, but if there is ever an appropriate time and place to wear one, it is during exercise on a hot day.

You are wrong. There is never an appropriate time to wear a vest.

 

Well, that's not strictly true I suppose. If someone offers you the choice to wear a pink mini skirt or a vest, I'd go for the vest. But there aren't many other acceptable situations that I can think of.

 

Oh, and you spelt "mocking" wrong. I thought better of you Robert.

 

Scott e-dawg

 

xx

[Robsk II]

Sorry Scotty, I believe that's more of a typographical error than a spelling mistake, as such. I will endeavour to do better in the future. As for vests, I do understand that outside of the exercise scene, there is little excuse ever, but then, that doesn't apply to me. Either way, better than a yellow jacket.

 

ericofarabia, the sign does say "white witch", and does have a number I think. I didn't stick around to read it, but it probably says **** like 'tarot' and crap like that.

[scott_saints]

Sorry Scotty, I believe that's more of a typographical error than a spelling mistake, as such. I will endeavour to do better in the future. As for vests, I do understand that outside of the exercise scene, there is little excuse ever, but then, that doesn't apply to me. Either way, better than a yellow jacket.

Apology accepted.

 

I would never wear a vest OR a yellow jacket. Infact, I consider myself to be a fashion guru of sorts. This would be why Stevo often comments on my tanned work boots. He is clearly jealous that I am the only person with decent shoes about the work place.

 

If you ever need any fashion advice, then I am willing to help.

 

Much love.

Scott e-dawg

 

xxx

[saint_stevo]

in my experience, once a vest wearer, always a vest wearer.

 

Those tan boots are a total faux pas, i am probably the best dressed bloke around work scotteh, you know it, the hot *****es around the place know it, and Robsk now knows it.

 

I Rule, you suck.

 

Gok Stevo

 

xxxx

[SNSUN]

I once found a dog.

 

 

 

Now I live with her.

 

 

 

 

I could be in trouble for that comment...

[saint_stevo]

I once found a dog.

 

 

 

Now I live with her.

 

 

 

 

I could be in trouble for that comment...

 

most of us here hate women anyway, we applaud you