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After two hours in total with said hound, panic over. It turns out it belonged to some crazy who lives round the corner.

 

I only know who she is because she always 'parks' about 20 yards from the kerb, often at a crazy angle. Genuinely the consistently worst parking I've ever seen; makes the road hard to get past sometimes. She can be 5 foot out from the bay, I jest not. I often silently rage at her as I have to squeeze past on a road where it shouldn't be needed. She also sometimes appears to fill the back of her car with.. well. Loads of random ****, to the brim. Altogether eccentric, I had already assumed.

 

I got a call, said I'd bring her doggie back, turns out the woman is a "white witch", according to a new or previously unnoticed sign next to her door. A larger, late 30-something woman opened the door to a house filled with cats and random stuff. I am pretty sure she lived alone. She asked if I wanted to come in. No, I said. No thanks.

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After two hours in total with said hound, panic over. It turns out it belonged to some crazy who lives round the corner.

 

I only know who she is because she always 'parks' about 20 yards from the kerb, often at a crazy angle. Genuinely the consistently worst parking I've ever seen; makes the road hard to get past sometimes. She can be 5 foot out from the bay, I jest not. I often silently rage at her as I have to squeeze past on a road where it shouldn't be needed. She also sometimes appears to fill the back of her car with.. well. Loads of random ****, to the brim. Altogether eccentric, I had already assumed.

 

I got a call, said I'd bring her doggie back, turns out the woman is a "white witch", according to a new or previously unnoticed sign next to her door. A larger, late 30-something woman opened the door to a house filled with cats and random stuff. I am pretty sure she lived alone. She asked if I wanted to come in. No, I said. No thanks.

 

Can she go to St Marys Stadium?

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The fruitcake woman phoned me today for some reason, as she had my home number from when I called her. Said "thanks for looking after my dog". I wanted to say "Right, ye[, we covered that already. Bye!" but I didn't want her to hex me. As it was, I just said "that's no problem" or something, then there was an awkward silence for a while unteil I said "OK, nice of you to call, bye".

 

It was a little scary.

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The fruitcake woman phoned me today for some reason, as she had my home number from when I called her. Said "thanks for looking after my dog". I wanted to say "Right, ye[, we covered that already. Bye!" but I didn't want her to hex me. As it was, I just said "that's no problem" or something, then there was an awkward silence for a while unteil I said "OK, nice of you to call, bye".

 

It was a little scary.

 

Does she know your a ginger vest wearer?

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She saw me when I took her dog back, and she saw that I was not wearing a vest - at least, she could be sure I was wearing other things over one if I was - and that I am not ginger.

 

You'd think that by your age you could base your concepts upon some form of experiential learning. A toddler might assume someone wearing something once might always wear it, but an adult - well, it's more likely a sign of a rather lacking intellect. Furthermore, I would understand mockong vest wearing were it inappropriate, but if there is ever an appropriate time and place to wear one, it is during exercise on a hot day.

 

Who knows, though. I bow to your superior knowledge.

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After two hours in total with said hound, panic over. It turns out it belonged to some crazy who lives round the corner.

 

I only know who she is because she always 'parks' about 20 yards from the kerb, often at a crazy angle. Genuinely the consistently worst parking I've ever seen; makes the road hard to get past sometimes. She can be 5 foot out from the bay, I jest not. I often silently rage at her as I have to squeeze past on a road where it shouldn't be needed. She also sometimes appears to fill the back of her car with.. well. Loads of random ****, to the brim. Altogether eccentric, I had already assumed.

 

I got a call, said I'd bring her doggie back, turns out the woman is a "white witch", according to a new or previously unnoticed sign next to her door. A larger, late 30-something woman opened the door to a house filled with cats and random stuff. I am pretty sure she lived alone. She asked if I wanted to come in. No, I said. No thanks.

 

Must be difficult making the adjustment from Flying on a Broomstick to driving a and having to park a car :D

 

I'm intrigued by the sign next to the front door ... was it an advert like "I'm a witch and if you want somebody turned into a newt, or a cure for being ginger ;), call 02380123456 :rolleyes:

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Furthermore, I would understand mockong vest wearing were it inappropriate, but if there is ever an appropriate time and place to wear one, it is during exercise on a hot day.

You are wrong. There is never an appropriate time to wear a vest.

 

Well, that's not strictly true I suppose. If someone offers you the choice to wear a pink mini skirt or a vest, I'd go for the vest. But there aren't many other acceptable situations that I can think of.

 

Oh, and you spelt "mocking" wrong. I thought better of you Robert.

 

Scott e-dawg

 

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Sorry Scotty, I believe that's more of a typographical error than a spelling mistake, as such. I will endeavour to do better in the future. As for vests, I do understand that outside of the exercise scene, there is little excuse ever, but then, that doesn't apply to me. Either way, better than a yellow jacket.

 

ericofarabia, the sign does say "white witch", and does have a number I think. I didn't stick around to read it, but it probably says **** like 'tarot' and crap like that.

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Sorry Scotty, I believe that's more of a typographical error than a spelling mistake, as such. I will endeavour to do better in the future. As for vests, I do understand that outside of the exercise scene, there is little excuse ever, but then, that doesn't apply to me. Either way, better than a yellow jacket.

Apology accepted.

 

I would never wear a vest OR a yellow jacket. Infact, I consider myself to be a fashion guru of sorts. This would be why Stevo often comments on my tanned work boots. He is clearly jealous that I am the only person with decent shoes about the work place.

 

If you ever need any fashion advice, then I am willing to help.

 

Much love.

Scott e-dawg

 

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