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There is a mouse in my bathroom.


saint lard
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Call it Electra, seeing as it's going to be electrifying once it's started chewing through electric cables causing a 10 day power cut in your house, meaning christmas would be ruined and you'll have to move out into a poxy one bedroom flat until next year once the house has been re-wired up.

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Call it Electra, seeing as it's going to be electrifying once it's started chewing through electric cables causing a 10 day power cut in your house, meaning christmas would be ruined and you'll have to move out into a poxy one bedroom flat until next year once the house has been re-wired up.

 

Consider him/her dead,i will track it down before any of the above can happen.

Many thanks for pointing out the pit falls of letting it live and me being merciful.

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