saint lard Posted 15 December, 2008 Posted 15 December, 2008 And no this isn't a play on a UB40 song. What should i call him? Just turned on the light and off he scurried,then the ballsy fella came over and watched me pee. He is my new chum,i don't want to kill him/her or put it out in the cold. He is one of gods creatures.
SNSUN Posted 15 December, 2008 Posted 15 December, 2008 me and the missus once had a mouse in our hotel room. We called him Clive. He tried to eat my Subway which was a step too far. Good job he was quick.
saint lard Posted 15 December, 2008 Author Posted 15 December, 2008 Rupert That would be more appropriate if he/she was a rat methinks;) I need to find out if its male of female,quite handy i have a magnifying glass and tweezers on the bedside table...oops... a fatal error announcing that fact perhaps.
saint lard Posted 15 December, 2008 Author Posted 15 December, 2008 (edited) Dave. Are you sure he's a he? So we are on first name terms are we,how presumptious;) This place isn't big enough for two Daves,anyway it will just get too confusing. Edited 15 December, 2008 by saint lard
saint lard Posted 16 December, 2008 Author Posted 16 December, 2008 (edited) How did he reach to turn on the light? Not sure i really like that name,a bit of a mouthful. The lightswitch is on a fairly long pull cord HTH. Edited 16 December, 2008 by saint lard
Master Bates Posted 16 December, 2008 Posted 16 December, 2008 Call it Electra, seeing as it's going to be electrifying once it's started chewing through electric cables causing a 10 day power cut in your house, meaning christmas would be ruined and you'll have to move out into a poxy one bedroom flat until next year once the house has been re-wired up.
saint lard Posted 16 December, 2008 Author Posted 16 December, 2008 Call it Electra, seeing as it's going to be electrifying once it's started chewing through electric cables causing a 10 day power cut in your house, meaning christmas would be ruined and you'll have to move out into a poxy one bedroom flat until next year once the house has been re-wired up. Consider him/her dead,i will track it down before any of the above can happen. Many thanks for pointing out the pit falls of letting it live and me being merciful.
Weston Super Saint Posted 16 December, 2008 Posted 16 December, 2008 I opened the loft hatch last week to get the Xmas tree down. I nearly sh1t my pants when something fell out, almost hitting me on the head. I then found out it was a dead mouse! Is it good luck or bad luck that out of all the loft he chose the hatch to keel over and die on?
SNSUN Posted 16 December, 2008 Posted 16 December, 2008 http://www.tripadvisor.com/ShowUserReviews-g186338-d188029-r13780707-Radisson_Edwardian_Marlborough-London_England.html My review of Clive. I think Clive is a good name for a mouse. If it's alive. Alive Clive, Dead Fred.
Master Bates Posted 16 December, 2008 Posted 16 December, 2008 Consider him/her dead,i will track it down before any of the above can happen. Many thanks for pointing out the pit falls of letting it live and me being merciful. That's the spirit.
Weston Super Saint Posted 16 December, 2008 Posted 16 December, 2008 Enor. It's a mouse not a fecking donkey FFS!
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 16 December, 2008 Posted 16 December, 2008 I have a spider in my garage I have named Charlie. Call the mouse Mickey
Jillyanne Posted 16 December, 2008 Posted 16 December, 2008 Set it on fire for the fun of it. The mouse or the spider?
TopGun Posted 16 December, 2008 Posted 16 December, 2008 I know a mouse, and he hasn't got a house. I don't know why I call him Gerald. He's getting rather old, but he's a good mouse.
Calvin Posted 16 December, 2008 Posted 16 December, 2008 The mouse or the spider? I will ****ing speak english for you! I think you should set the mouse on fire for the fun of it!
team-saint Posted 16 December, 2008 Posted 16 December, 2008 I will ****ing speak english for you! I think you should set the mouse on fire for the fun of it! what the **** would you want to do that for you weirdo
Calvin Posted 16 December, 2008 Posted 16 December, 2008 what the **** would you want to do that for you weirdo Why not.:smt079
Weston Super Saint Posted 16 December, 2008 Posted 16 December, 2008 Why not.:smt079 Mice have feelings too
Master Bates Posted 17 December, 2008 Posted 17 December, 2008 Set it on fire for the fun of it. (Funniest thing i've heard you say, god you're quite boring.) what the **** would you want to do that for you weirdo It's better than shoving it up your ar5e via the vacuum hose extension.
Calvin Posted 17 December, 2008 Posted 17 December, 2008 (Funniest thing i've heard you say, god you're quite boring.) It is not good to have an ego on an internet forum.. I can be funny when I want to be. I am just too lazy to try.
saint boggy Posted 19 December, 2008 Posted 19 December, 2008 call it Chris............chris mouse :smt114
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