Valentines Rhymes

[saint_stevo]

Anyone got any good ones? I'm wench free this year, but we have an 'Anonymous Valentines Postbox' at work......

 

so far-

 

Roses r red

Silence is golden

You've got nice tits

An i'd like to hold'em

 

 

Roses r red

Violets r blue

i want to watch

while you have a poo

 

roses are red

violets are twisted

bend over love

you're gonna get fisted

 

need some more ideas!

 

s_s

[miserableoldgit]

[Johnny Bognor]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I have a knife

Get in the van

[Turkish]

Roses are red

violets are glorious

never sneak up

on Oscar Pistorious

[Turkish]

Roses are red

they grow up from the floor

in case you didn't know

Sue Whistles got me on ignore

[Johnny Bognor]

Roses are red

That much is true

But violets are purple

Not ****ing blue you bellend

[Bearsy]

roses is red

and so is my crotch

i got crabs from tokyos

and bletch paid to watch

[Bearsy]

Roses is red

for the girl i adore

i love her in secret

cos sue has me ignore

 

I quoted this so sue will know bout ur secret love, hope you don't mind

[Tokyo-Saint]

Roses are red,

Violets are- MOTHERFUCKING VIOLET YOU COLOUR BLIND ****HEAD. WHY WOULD THEY CALL IT A VIOLET IF IT WAS FUCKING BLUE?!?!

[Bearsy]

roses is red

except for the ones that is white or whatever

dunno why i brought it up really

soz

[Jonnyboy]

Roses are red

And so is my birds snatch cos it's bleeding everywhere.

[saintbletch]

roses is red

and so is my crotch

i got crabs from tokyos

and bletch paid to watch

 

 

Tokyo is fertile

and Bear is fecund

Neither could get it up

So I want a refund.

[shurlock]

In honour of another mongboard romance

 

Kraken gives

Turkish receives

Pull your knob out of his mouth

So he can stop spouting feces.

Edited 14 February, 2014 by shurlock

[Smirking_Saint]

Roses are red

violets are glorious

never sneak up

on Oscar Pistorious

 

Roses are red

Ryhmes are old

Nobody loves you

Cos your going bald

[Turkish]

Shurlock is obsessed

He posts about me all the time

Even on valentines day

He's made me a rhyme

[RonManager]

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I've turned on the telly,

and I'm watching Dr Who.

[Jonnyboy]

Shurlock is obsessed

He posts about me all the time

Even on valentines day

He's made me a rhyme

 

Ahem...post 5...ahem.