saint_stevo Posted 4 February, 2014 Share Posted 4 February, 2014 Anyone got any good ones? I'm wench free this year, but we have an 'Anonymous Valentines Postbox' at work...... so far- Roses r red Silence is golden You've got nice tits An i'd like to hold'em Roses r red Violets r blue i want to watch while you have a poo roses are red violets are twisted bend over love you're gonna get fisted need some more ideas! s_s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miserableoldgit Posted 14 February, 2014 Share Posted 14 February, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Bognor Posted 14 February, 2014 Share Posted 14 February, 2014 Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Get in the van Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 14 February, 2014 Share Posted 14 February, 2014 Roses are red violets are glorious never sneak up on Oscar Pistorious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 14 February, 2014 Share Posted 14 February, 2014 Roses are red they grow up from the floor in case you didn't know Sue Whistles got me on ignore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Bognor Posted 14 February, 2014 Share Posted 14 February, 2014 Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not ****ing blue you bellend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 14 February, 2014 Share Posted 14 February, 2014 roses is red and so is my crotch i got crabs from tokyos and bletch paid to watch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 14 February, 2014 Share Posted 14 February, 2014 Roses is red for the girl i adore i love her in secret cos sue has me ignore I quoted this so sue will know bout ur secret love, hope you don't mind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 14 February, 2014 Share Posted 14 February, 2014 Roses are red, Violets are- MOTHERFUCKING VIOLET YOU COLOUR BLIND ****HEAD. WHY WOULD THEY CALL IT A VIOLET IF IT WAS FUCKING BLUE?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 14 February, 2014 Share Posted 14 February, 2014 roses is red except for the ones that is white or whatever dunno why i brought it up really soz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 14 February, 2014 Share Posted 14 February, 2014 Roses are red And so is my birds snatch cos it's bleeding everywhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 14 February, 2014 Share Posted 14 February, 2014 roses is red and so is my crotch i got crabs from tokyos and bletch paid to watch Tokyo is fertile and Bear is fecund Neither could get it up So I want a refund. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shurlock Posted 14 February, 2014 Share Posted 14 February, 2014 (edited) In honour of another mongboard romance Kraken gives Turkish receives Pull your knob out of his mouth So he can stop spouting feces. Edited 14 February, 2014 by shurlock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 14 February, 2014 Share Posted 14 February, 2014 Roses are red violets are glorious never sneak up on Oscar Pistorious Roses are red Ryhmes are old Nobody loves you Cos your going bald Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 14 February, 2014 Share Posted 14 February, 2014 Shurlock is obsessed He posts about me all the time Even on valentines day He's made me a rhyme Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonManager Posted 14 February, 2014 Share Posted 14 February, 2014 Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've turned on the telly, and I'm watching Dr Who. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 14 February, 2014 Share Posted 14 February, 2014 Shurlock is obsessed He posts about me all the time Even on valentines day He's made me a rhyme Ahem...post 5...ahem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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