Tokyo-Saint Posted 5 February, 2014 Author Share Posted 5 February, 2014 roof rack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Big Bad Bob Posted 5 February, 2014 Share Posted 5 February, 2014 canine-lingerie spunk-bubble Aren't these associated in the Tokyo Dash Saint/Bearsy dogging on the common world? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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SuperMikey Posted 5 February, 2014 Share Posted 5 February, 2014 ^ That was my 8500th post. A fine way to celebrate a milestone, if I do say so myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Fowllyd Posted 5 February, 2014 Share Posted 5 February, 2014 Thanks for replies. Saintbletch, I note your advice re cyclonic machines but am not convinced by Dysons. I have a Bosch GA20 (its wet/dry function should be useful in case of mishaps) if I coupled this with an Axminster Industrial Cyclonic collector I feel that I would have a system which should not be sniffed at. Fowllyd, diolch, I find your post most reassuring, I may well have a go at anal aerosol asininity. However I do not plan on releasing the results as I feel that they are strictly personal. A good word that; my father uses it often, what with being Welsh and all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 5 February, 2014 Author Share Posted 5 February, 2014 shelf Hey Mikey, surely that's top shelf and stack 'um to you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 5 February, 2014 Author Share Posted 5 February, 2014 Bust banjo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperMikey Posted 5 February, 2014 Share Posted 5 February, 2014 Hey Mikey, surely that's top shelf and stack 'um to you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 5 February, 2014 Author Share Posted 5 February, 2014 Dont go all high flyer call center on me now. I'm trying to fill in on bear and Turks here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 5 February, 2014 Share Posted 5 February, 2014 I notice no one had the BALLS to spam up the floppy c*ck thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Tokyo-Saint Posted 6 February, 2014 Author Share Posted 6 February, 2014 No one wants to temp fate innit. Soon as you go over there and rip bletch et al for having a floppy one, you''ll jinx yourself and be back there next week asking for advice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 6 February, 2014 Share Posted 6 February, 2014 Frottage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 6 February, 2014 Share Posted 6 February, 2014 (edited) I notice no one had the BALLS to spam up the floppy c*ck thread. I know Jonnyboy, I mean when have you ever seen the Bear pass up an opportunity to score in an empty net like that? I suppose a psychologist might suggest that it was avoidance coping. So, if Bear's nan had died (of unrelated causes) then, showing sensitivity, he might avoid a thread about the death of an old person. If Bear was forced to hand over his 5-star General badge and leave the McDonald's Drive-Thru due to an indiscretion involving a burger, which was subsequently forensically examined and found to contain extra 'mayonnaise', then he might avoid a thread about unemployed 'spungers' (or a thread on masturbatory food fettishists for that matter). So he avoids a thread about 'floppy c*cks'. Hmm, there's only one conclusion to reach I'm sure you'll agree...he was too aroused to type. No one wants to temp fate innit. Soon as you go over there and rip bletch et al for having a floppy one, you''ll jinx yourself and be back there next week asking for advice. Not yet, Toke - touch wood. It's true though, you can 'catch it'. Especially if the problem has been brought about by mental trauma. I'll demonstrate. Imagine the next time you've summoned the incredibly fortunate Mrs Tokyo Hyphen Saint for a bedroom rendezvous. You've brought the dogs a couple of snacks, and you made them 'sit' in the corner of the room that affords them the best view of their master as his hot, sweating, bulging-veined mass, rather amateuristically attempts to produce genuine pleasure in his partner's eyes. But it isn't delight that you see reflected as you frantically try to remember some of the creative tactics you'd researched on specialist web sites. Instead you're met with a vacuous stare of what appears to be dread, or perhaps that is just simply the face of boredom. So you close your eyes and attempt to get yourself back on track by reaffirming your sexual prowess through an inner monologue that involves reminding yourself of that tingle you feel every time you take the dogs for that special Sunday walk. And just as the cobra is standing upright, just as you're lifting the lid from the vinegar bottle, you're reminded in the cruelest of ways of the ephemeral nature of the male erection, as you open your eyes to look down on your beloved wife only to see me staring back at you. Hope that image doesn't get burned into your retina or anything. Hope you can still get wood the next time the 'three of us' are in bed together. Toke's a ****. Edited 6 February, 2014 by saintbletch A Typo in Toke's torture Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 6 February, 2014 Share Posted 6 February, 2014 amateuristically Thanks for that new one Bletch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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PhilippineSaint Posted 6 February, 2014 Share Posted 6 February, 2014 sleep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 6 February, 2014 Author Share Posted 6 February, 2014 Sorry Phil but that is a fail. Sleep is obviously related to bletch's post (posts in general). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 6 February, 2014 Share Posted 6 February, 2014 Sorry Phil but that is a fail. Sleep is obviously related to bletch's post (posts in general). What IS wrong with Bletch these days? His posts are longer than mine now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 6 February, 2014 Author Share Posted 6 February, 2014 Yeah and he could be banging on about golf for all I know Gphil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notnowcato Posted 6 February, 2014 Share Posted 6 February, 2014 Dead fred Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 6 February, 2014 Author Share Posted 6 February, 2014 associated words Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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saintbletch Posted 7 February, 2014 Share Posted 7 February, 2014 What IS wrong with Bletch these days? His posts are longer than mine now. Sorry Dubai Philip, but I try to use all the clever words I can in every sentence that I inscribe in my web-scriven works. I'm what I'd guess you'd call a word-whore - in much the same way that you're a Polo-whore. It is Polo that you post about, isn't it? I know it was something to do with Volkswagen, but I must confess I don't often make it to the final chukker. Sorry Phil but that is a fail. Sleep is obviously related to bletch's post (posts in general). And that's the response I get from this forum's MVP? Be honest Toke, when you close your eyes and think about sexual congress with Mrs Toke, it's now me you see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 7 February, 2014 Author Share Posted 7 February, 2014 I will now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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buctootim Posted 7 February, 2014 Share Posted 7 February, 2014 Mesquite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Tokyo-Saint Posted 8 February, 2014 Author Share Posted 8 February, 2014 Morning gorgeous, what did you think about the ring not opening in Russia? Was this an anti gay message? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 8 February, 2014 Share Posted 8 February, 2014 Morning Toke, did you notice the saliva dripping from my jowls? I think it's saliva. Re your ring not opening, don't worry, that's nothing that a phile of amyl nitrate can't fix. Look into my eyes, not around my eyes, but look into my eyes...from now on this is what you will see when mounting the incredibly fortunate Mrs Toke. ...you are feeling sleepy, you are feeling droopy, and you will no longer go down, sorry - look down on people with soft c*ck syndrome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 8 February, 2014 Share Posted 8 February, 2014 This thread is now getting offensive. I'm sending the Cops round Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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