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Posted
  Barry Sanchez said:
"we are Southampton and we will always **** it up, thats our way, its what we do"

 

I got an infraction point for that, make of that what you will.

Stamping on people's dreams is serious business.

Posted
  Turkish said:
Th best infraction point ever.

 

FACT

I still find it humorous that poor old Jimmy was so incensed that he wielded the infraction stick. I'm surprised he gets through the day with such an overly sensitive nature, bless him.

Posted

I remain an infraction point virgin. I'm starting to think that the sarcasm dripping off practically every comment I post floats straight over the heads of the modmins.

Posted
  The Kraken said:
I still find it humorous that poor old Jimmy was so incensed that he wielded the infraction stick. I'm surprised he gets through the day with such an overly sensitive nature, bless him.

 

6 points from Jimmy since 06/11/13.

Posted

I got 2 infraction points for starting this thread

http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?48507-Winner-winner-chicken-dinner#.Uuwn1X8gGK0

 

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Reason: Posting an article clearly intended for a different forum. (ie. The Lounge and not Muppet Show)

 

 

 

These threads were ok though.....

 

http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?48834-Rose-red-card#.UuwoR38gGK0

http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?48825-What-we-re-competing-with#.Uuwocn8gGK0

Posted

I try, I really do, I post sarcasm in all the threads on the MB, stray miles off topic and nada.

 

So many people must have me on ignore :D

 

BTW maybe they should have an ignore per forum feature. I mean like, some posters are alright on here but real cocks in other fora so I want to ignore what they say there but not here..

Posted

I managed to get a warning despite hardly ever posting. A warning and a threat of a 5 point infraction for posting lesbian santas on the original ON-topic ramirez thread.

 

The exact same lesbian santas that got us promoted over 5 months of championship match day threads, I might add.

 

Fascists.

Posted

What's the opposite of an Infraction Point? Because that's what the Bear should get.

 

There's a thread on erectile dysfunction in The Lounge, and thus far he's kept his hands in his pockets - and rightly so.

 

As child psychologists would no doubt confirm, if all you do is beat the child when it's naughty, and fail to praise it when it's good, it'll end up like Toke.

 

Bear, you've thereby been awarded 10 Unfraction Points - these may be kept until needed or sold and can be traded-in against further infractions.

(This offer cannot be used in conjunction with other offers. Terms and conditions may apply - such as if a Mod is on a megalomaniacal power-trip or isn't getting it at home)

Posted
  socal saint said:
I managed to get a warning despite hardly ever posting. A warning and a threat of a 5 point infraction for posting lesbian santas on the original ON-topic ramirez thread.

 

The exact same lesbian santas that got us promoted over 5 months of championship match day threads, I might add.

 

Fascists.

 

Was it something like this?

 

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Posted
  saintbletch said:
What's the opposite of an Infraction Point? Because that's what the Bear should get.

 

There's a thread on erectile dysfunction in The Lounge, and thus far he's kept his hands in his pockets - and rightly so.

 

As child psychologists would no doubt confirm, if all you do is beat the child when it's naughty, and fail to praise it when it's good, it'll end up like Toke.

 

Bear, you've thereby been awarded 10 Unfraction Points - these may be kept until needed or sold and can be traded-in against further infractions.

(This offer cannot be used in conjunction with other offers. Terms and conditions may apply - such as if a Mod is on a megalomaniacal power-trip or isn't getting it at home)

 

Rep points dicface! Obviously you wouldn't know as you've never had any. 3rd place is 2nd place loser or first place loser behind bear with rectile dysfunctions.

BTW anyone else see the tenna men in the toilets of that pub in Putney on Saturday?

Posted
  Tokyo-Saint said:
I've got 2 dogs. 1 to join in the other to keep watch. However, unfortunately neither are allowed in the posh pubs of Putney or Wes Craven Cottages.

 

Surely a poster should be at least infracted if not banned for attempting a sad USA Soccerguy rip off line in a post

Posted
  Tokyo-Saint said:
Rep points dicface! Obviously you wouldn't know as you've never had any. 3rd place is 2nd place loser or first place loser behind bear with rectile dysfunctions.

BTW anyone else see the tenna men in the toilets of that pub in Putney on Saturday?

 

Thanks for your response Tokyo-Saint (MVP), you Most Vacuous Prick.

 

As I think I've already said, I came first of the 'normal' people.

 

Rep points aren't the opposite of infractions for two reasons.

 

1) Rep points do not lead to a specific event, there is no 'point' to them. They are, pointless.

 

2) Rep points only exist as a figment of Spudders' imagination - and between you and me, I don't think he has been keeping a record of everyone's rep points all this time.

 

Ask him to produce a league table...

Posted
  Tokyo-Saint said:
I've got 2 dogs. 1 to join in the other to keep watch. However, unfortunately neither are allowed in the posh pubs of Putney or Wes Craven Cottages.

 

Im not surprised frankly

 

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Posted
  saintbletch said:
Thanks for your response Tokyo-Saint (MVP), you Most Vacuous Prick.

 

As I think I've already said, I came first of the 'normal' people.

 

Rep points aren't the opposite of infractions for two reasons.

 

1) Rep points do not lead to a specific event, there is no 'point' to them. They are, pointless.

 

2) Rep points only exist as a figment of Spudders' imagination - and between you and me, I don't think he has been keeping a record of everyone's rep points all this time.

 

Ask him to produce a league table...

 

Actually bletch, you can stop propagating your nonsense about being the "normal" winner.

 

I finished above you in the TMS poll.

 

So you see.... oh... sh!t. I see what you did there. Carry on.

 

What were the Lounge results, btw? :)

Posted
  saintbletch said:
BTT, tell me, what in the name of all that is holy, did you type into Google to find that?

 

You think he googled it? That's an actual picture of Tokes' dogs, BTT took it himself when he was round "visiting" with Tokes.

Posted
  pap said:
Actually bletch, you can stop propagating your nonsense about being the "normal" winner.

 

I finished above you in the TMS poll.

 

So you see.... oh... sh!t. I see what you did there. Carry on.

 

What were the Lounge results, btw? :)

 

Well it's all a bit moot anyway pap.

 

We let Bear handle the general administration, promotion, logistics, totting up and result delivery. So it's hardly surprising that the brewery ran out of alcohol before the end of the ****-up.

 

Plus, he hosted the questionnaire at www.pricepikeypolls.com which meant that only the first 100 votes cast actually counted.

 

A large number of those votes were actually cast by either Toke or the Bear, so the results were so skewed as to make the results meaningless - with the exception of my 3rd place of course.

 

Despite all the manipulation, Toke still managed to come 4th in the "Best poster called Tokyo-Saint" category. You won that one, BTW.

 

On the brightside, Toke now has 87 Gmail accounts.

Posted
  Big Bad Bob said:
You think he googled it? That's an actual picture of Tokes' dogs, BTT took it himself when he was round "visiting" with Tokes.

 

Oh, they are Toke's labradates.

Posted
  Tokyo-Saint said:
you missed the hyphen. Without that, it's a completely different poster on a completely different board.

 

Briiliant. Theres no end to parking tickets and STDs you could get off with that defence.

Posted
  buctootim said:
Was it something like this?

 

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Thar she blows! At lease I imagine she does. I think it's only when they spot that sneaky hand between the legs that talk of infractions happens....

 

These girls were as influential as any other player in our promotion run-in.

Posted
  socal saint said:
I think it's only when they spot that sneaky hand between the legs that talk of infractions happens....

 

 

I think she is only using it to balance. Bit harsh of the mods and not for the first time.

Posted

The lady on the left is hard of hearing and is simply reading the lips of the lady on the right.

 

If the mods ban BTT over this, then they're effectively saying that Christmas-celebrating, LGB or T, deaf or hard-of-hearing people are not welcome within the city limits of Saints Web.

 

If we tolerate the censorship of BTT's heartfelt efforts to open our eyes to the experiences, religious beliefs and disabilities of others, then will be truly be able to look our metaphorical children in their metaphorical eyes?

 

Keep posting filth, BTT.

 

I'm behind you one hundred percent BTT. Next stop the European Court of Human Rights.

Posted
  Halo Stickman said:
Next stop for me will be my garden shed with a box of wet-wipes :)

 

...and to think that they scoffed when you selected your Internet Service Provider based on wireless range instead of bandwidth.

 

Good luck with the DIY and I hope you manage to squeeze all of the mastic out of the tube.

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