Master Bates Posted 15 December, 2008 Share Posted 15 December, 2008 ANGRY holiday Brit Mike Parry flicked the finger at a speeding driver who nearly knocked him down in Dubai—and got locked up in a stinking jail for a MONTH. Company boss Mike, 25, told last night how he reacted in shock when the car narrowly missed him as he crossed the road. But then it screeched to a halt and a group of Arab youths leapt out. They told him his gesture was against the law and demanded he hand over around £1,800—or they’d call the police. “One bloke was arrested for doing press-ups on the beach — cops accused him of making love to the GROUND and charged him with indecency. “An airport porter who broke wind as he picked up a local lady’s bags got two months for AIR POLLUTION. “And a Sri Lankan who lived in Dubai went home for a holiday and got a new HAIRCUT. On his return officials arrested him because they said it didn’t look like his passport.” http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/news/99031/Holiday-Brit-jailed-in-Dubai-for-flicking-middle-finger.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_saints Posted 15 December, 2008 Share Posted 15 December, 2008 Ridiculous country. If anything, farting should be encouraged. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozzmeister Posted 15 December, 2008 Share Posted 15 December, 2008 LOL at the pressups being accused as 'making love to the ground' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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