Test Thread

[Spudders]

Test to see if Muppet show is still working as I've just noticed Tokyo, Bear & BBB all over the main forum this morning.

 

Is there anyone here still? Has everyone moved out? :(

[Spudders]

hummmmmmmm still working, very odd.

[Tokyo-Saint]

[Spudders]

Can you do one of them with Bearsy's Avi rolling past?

[Tokyo-Saint]

I'm not the one that's unemployed and trying to fill the gaps between the morning Jeremy Kyle and the afternoon double bills dude - you do it!

 

 

 

And once you've done that, sort this place out. There are golf and star trek posts everywhere.

[Halo Stickman]

Bearsy's busy teaching the mainboarders how to spell

[Bearsy]

i can't be all places at once yo! i am fighting fires all over main board at the mo, obv i am still monitor muppet shows just in case tokyos needs mugging off or something, but i also have to keep in charge of farts forum now and also steve has asked me to have a look at motoring forum because no-one else does

[Spudders]

So long as you're all still checking in here, that's the main thing. I thought I'd missed the evacuation memo.

[Bearsy]

nah relax when we all do mass relocation to mumsnet or whatever you will deffo be ITK. I like to imagine just bletch left here on his own, correcting his own spelling and making anagram jokes that no-one is read

[buctootim]

  Bearsy said:

nah relax when we all do mass relocation to mumsnet or whatever you will deffo be ITK. I like to imagine just bletch left here on his own, correcting his own spelling and making anagram jokes that no-one is read

 

You'll get burnt out of Mumsnet pdq. Most of them have only had kids so they can justify the cake consumption. One fat joke and you're a fireside rug bear.

[Big Bad Bob]

I'm still here, in between working for a living as a well paid, highly skilled DBA and checking the transfer rumours on the main board.

[Spudders]

  buctootim said:

You'll get burnt out of Mumsnet pdq. Most of them have only had kids so they can justify the cake consumption. One fat joke and you're a fireside rug bear.

 

Now that I have inherited two other mans children, I could probably do with getting over to mumsnet for some advice on best ways to keep children quiet and do what they're told.

[Bearsy]

  buctootim said:

You'll get burnt out of Mumsnet pdq. Most of them have only had kids so they can justify the cake consumption. One fat joke and you're a fireside rug bear.

 

my pseudnym (DrBrianEarsyMD) was quite popular on mumsnet at one time (when i was ban from here). It is actually a v.liberated forum, there is genuinely birds wandering round there with usernames like AnalFuckYesPls

Edited 29 January, 2014 by Bearsy

[buctootim]

  Spudders said:

Now that I have inherited two other mans children, I could probably do with getting over to mumsnet for some advice on best ways to keep children quiet and do what they're told.

 

Its easy Spudders. Just spend a lot on baby sitters and go out, which deals with the quiet part. Plus make sure that what you tell them to do is what they want to do anyway - instant obedience.

[Big Bad Bob]

  buctootim said:

Its easy Spudders. Just spend a lot on baby sitters and go out, which deals with the quiet part. Plus make sure that what you tell them to do is what they want to do anyway - instant obedience.

 

He is unemployed high power financial advisor, don't think he can afford many baby sitters. He could, however, get MILF babysitters and pay them in kind. There's all sorts of advert for women like that on redtube.

[Spudders]

BBB are you on commission for advertising redtube?

[Big Bad Bob]

  Spudders said:

BBB are you on commission for advertising redtube?

 

Nah, I'm trying to get my wife a ****.

 

She said I can only **** one of my numerous hot girlfriends if she gets to **** someone else.

[Tokyo-Saint]

  Big Bad Bob said:

I'm still here, in between working for a living as a well paid, highly skilled DBA and checking the transfer rumours on the main board.

 

School boy error. All the big stories are broke here first, then filter through to the main bored, then the mods delete the original like it never happened. This is the usual transfer window drill.

[notnowcato]

  Big Bad Bob said:

Nah, I'm trying to get my wife a ****.

 

She said I can only **** one of my numerous hot girlfriends if she gets to **** someone else.

 

Is your wife dead? If not, I'm out.

 

If you want Spudders to rinse his spuds on your missus I suggest a Rule 1, for his sake.

[Tokyo-Saint]

  Bearsy said:

my pseudnym (DrBrianEarsyMD) was quite popular on mumsnet at one time (when i was ban from here). It is actually a v.liberated forum, there is genuinely birds wandering round there with usernames like AnalFuckYesPls

 

Lol, that wasn't a bird bear. That was super Mikey, I set him up with an account and told him to go look for you.

[Big Bad Bob]

  notnowcato said:

Is your wife dead? If not, I'm out.

 

If you want Spudders to rinse his spuds on your missus I suggest a Rule 1, for his sake.

 

Fairysnuff

 

[Big Bad Bob]

  Tokyo-Saint said:

School boy error. All the big stories are broke here first, then filter through to the main bored, then the mods delete the original like it never happened. This is the usual transfer window drill.

 

I'm looking for Muppet Show copyright infringement. When I sees it I laughs at them for their ignorance

 

I've already, today, humiliated Window Cleaner publicly for his French sense of humour (he does work in France doesn't he???)

Edited 29 January, 2014 by Big Bad Bob

[notnowcato]

WOOT-WOOH!!

 

Let me know when she pops her clogs, I've got my own version of the Pearly Gates - I'll need a weeks notice though.

[Big Bad Bob]

  notnowcato said:

WOOT-WOOH!!

 

Let me know when she pops her clogs, I've got my own version of the Pearly Gates - I'll need a weeks notice though.

 

A weeks notice of a fresh corpse or so that the corpse is one week old and past the rigor mortis stage and a bit more flexible?

[notnowcato]

  Big Bad Bob said:

A weeks notice of a fresh corpse or so that the corpse is one week old and past the rigor mortis stage and a bit more flexible?

 

Whatever you've got BBB, whatever you've got.

[Big Bad Bob]

  notnowcato said:

Whatever you've got BBB, whatever you've got.

 

One of our pet rabbits died recently, would that be any good for you, I'd have to dig it out of the ground though..

[notnowcato]

  Big Bad Bob said:

One of our pet rabbits died recently, would that be any good for you, I'd have to dig it out of the ground though..

 

You sick pervert!

[Big Bad Bob]

  Tokyo-Saint said:

windows!

 

Thanks for the backing up Tokes, is most appreciated....

[notnowcato]

  Big Bad Bob said:

Thanks for the backing up Tokes, is most appreciated....

 

I thought Tokes only backed up whilst "walking the dog" on a Sunday afternoon.

[Big Bad Bob]

  notnowcato said:

You sick pervert!

 

Just testing the waters, is it only human corpses that float your boat or would any big animal do?

 

  notnowcato said:

I thought Tokes only backed up whilst "walking the dog" on a Sunday afternoon.

 

You sick pervert!

[notnowcato]

haha - you saw through the spell check correction to walking, good work BBB.

[dubai_phil]

Oops.

 

Sorry Spudders. Guess it's my fault.

 

Everyone is hiding from TMS in case I mention the G word. Clever move of yours to start a Cricket thread instead.

 

I'll work on some new stories and go G-Bomb the main board tomorrow, that should get everyone running back over here for cover