Spudders Posted 29 January, 2014 Posted 29 January, 2014 Test to see if Muppet show is still working as I've just noticed Tokyo, Bear & BBB all over the main forum this morning. Is there anyone here still? Has everyone moved out? :(
Spudders Posted 29 January, 2014 Author Posted 29 January, 2014 Can you do one of them with Bearsy's Avi rolling past?
Tokyo-Saint Posted 29 January, 2014 Posted 29 January, 2014 I'm not the one that's unemployed and trying to fill the gaps between the morning Jeremy Kyle and the afternoon double bills dude - you do it! And once you've done that, sort this place out. There are golf and star trek posts everywhere.
Halo Stickman Posted 29 January, 2014 Posted 29 January, 2014 Bearsy's busy teaching the mainboarders how to spell
Bearsy Posted 29 January, 2014 Posted 29 January, 2014 i can't be all places at once yo! i am fighting fires all over main board at the mo, obv i am still monitor muppet shows just in case tokyos needs mugging off or something, but i also have to keep in charge of farts forum now and also steve has asked me to have a look at motoring forum because no-one else does
Spudders Posted 29 January, 2014 Author Posted 29 January, 2014 So long as you're all still checking in here, that's the main thing. I thought I'd missed the evacuation memo.
Bearsy Posted 29 January, 2014 Posted 29 January, 2014 nah relax when we all do mass relocation to mumsnet or whatever you will deffo be ITK. I like to imagine just bletch left here on his own, correcting his own spelling and making anagram jokes that no-one is read
buctootim Posted 29 January, 2014 Posted 29 January, 2014 nah relax when we all do mass relocation to mumsnet or whatever you will deffo be ITK. I like to imagine just bletch left here on his own, correcting his own spelling and making anagram jokes that no-one is read You'll get burnt out of Mumsnet pdq. Most of them have only had kids so they can justify the cake consumption. One fat joke and you're a fireside rug bear.
Big Bad Bob Posted 29 January, 2014 Posted 29 January, 2014 I'm still here, in between working for a living as a well paid, highly skilled DBA and checking the transfer rumours on the main board.
Spudders Posted 29 January, 2014 Author Posted 29 January, 2014 You'll get burnt out of Mumsnet pdq. Most of them have only had kids so they can justify the cake consumption. One fat joke and you're a fireside rug bear. Now that I have inherited two other mans children, I could probably do with getting over to mumsnet for some advice on best ways to keep children quiet and do what they're told.
Bearsy Posted 29 January, 2014 Posted 29 January, 2014 (edited) You'll get burnt out of Mumsnet pdq. Most of them have only had kids so they can justify the cake consumption. One fat joke and you're a fireside rug bear. my pseudnym (DrBrianEarsyMD) was quite popular on mumsnet at one time (when i was ban from here). It is actually a v.liberated forum, there is genuinely birds wandering round there with usernames like AnalFuckYesPls Edited 29 January, 2014 by Bearsy
buctootim Posted 29 January, 2014 Posted 29 January, 2014 Now that I have inherited two other mans children, I could probably do with getting over to mumsnet for some advice on best ways to keep children quiet and do what they're told. Its easy Spudders. Just spend a lot on baby sitters and go out, which deals with the quiet part. Plus make sure that what you tell them to do is what they want to do anyway - instant obedience.
Big Bad Bob Posted 29 January, 2014 Posted 29 January, 2014 Its easy Spudders. Just spend a lot on baby sitters and go out, which deals with the quiet part. Plus make sure that what you tell them to do is what they want to do anyway - instant obedience. He is unemployed high power financial advisor, don't think he can afford many baby sitters. He could, however, get MILF babysitters and pay them in kind. There's all sorts of advert for women like that on redtube.
Spudders Posted 29 January, 2014 Author Posted 29 January, 2014 BBB are you on commission for advertising redtube?
Big Bad Bob Posted 29 January, 2014 Posted 29 January, 2014 BBB are you on commission for advertising redtube? Nah, I'm trying to get my wife a ****. She said I can only **** one of my numerous hot girlfriends if she gets to **** someone else.
Tokyo-Saint Posted 29 January, 2014 Posted 29 January, 2014 I'm still here, in between working for a living as a well paid, highly skilled DBA and checking the transfer rumours on the main board. School boy error. All the big stories are broke here first, then filter through to the main bored, then the mods delete the original like it never happened. This is the usual transfer window drill.
notnowcato Posted 29 January, 2014 Posted 29 January, 2014 Nah, I'm trying to get my wife a ****. She said I can only **** one of my numerous hot girlfriends if she gets to **** someone else. Is your wife dead? If not, I'm out. If you want Spudders to rinse his spuds on your missus I suggest a Rule 1, for his sake.
Tokyo-Saint Posted 29 January, 2014 Posted 29 January, 2014 my pseudnym (DrBrianEarsyMD) was quite popular on mumsnet at one time (when i was ban from here). It is actually a v.liberated forum, there is genuinely birds wandering round there with usernames like AnalFuckYesPls Lol, that wasn't a bird bear. That was super Mikey, I set him up with an account and told him to go look for you.
Big Bad Bob Posted 29 January, 2014 Posted 29 January, 2014 Is your wife dead? If not, I'm out. If you want Spudders to rinse his spuds on your missus I suggest a Rule 1, for his sake. Fairysnuff
Big Bad Bob Posted 29 January, 2014 Posted 29 January, 2014 (edited) School boy error. All the big stories are broke here first, then filter through to the main bored, then the mods delete the original like it never happened. This is the usual transfer window drill. I'm looking for Muppet Show copyright infringement. When I sees it I laughs at them for their ignorance I've already, today, humiliated Window Cleaner publicly for his French sense of humour (he does work in France doesn't he???) Edited 29 January, 2014 by Big Bad Bob
notnowcato Posted 29 January, 2014 Posted 29 January, 2014 WOOT-WOOH!! Let me know when she pops her clogs, I've got my own version of the Pearly Gates - I'll need a weeks notice though.
Big Bad Bob Posted 29 January, 2014 Posted 29 January, 2014 WOOT-WOOH!! Let me know when she pops her clogs, I've got my own version of the Pearly Gates - I'll need a weeks notice though. A weeks notice of a fresh corpse or so that the corpse is one week old and past the rigor mortis stage and a bit more flexible?
notnowcato Posted 29 January, 2014 Posted 29 January, 2014 A weeks notice of a fresh corpse or so that the corpse is one week old and past the rigor mortis stage and a bit more flexible? Whatever you've got BBB, whatever you've got.
Big Bad Bob Posted 29 January, 2014 Posted 29 January, 2014 Whatever you've got BBB, whatever you've got. One of our pet rabbits died recently, would that be any good for you, I'd have to dig it out of the ground though..
notnowcato Posted 29 January, 2014 Posted 29 January, 2014 One of our pet rabbits died recently, would that be any good for you, I'd have to dig it out of the ground though.. You sick pervert!
Big Bad Bob Posted 29 January, 2014 Posted 29 January, 2014 windows! Thanks for the backing up Tokes, is most appreciated....
notnowcato Posted 29 January, 2014 Posted 29 January, 2014 Thanks for the backing up Tokes, is most appreciated.... I thought Tokes only backed up whilst "walking the dog" on a Sunday afternoon.
Big Bad Bob Posted 29 January, 2014 Posted 29 January, 2014 You sick pervert! Just testing the waters, is it only human corpses that float your boat or would any big animal do? I thought Tokes only backed up whilst "walking the dog" on a Sunday afternoon. You sick pervert!
notnowcato Posted 29 January, 2014 Posted 29 January, 2014 haha - you saw through the spell check correction to walking, good work BBB.
dubai_phil Posted 29 January, 2014 Posted 29 January, 2014 Oops. Sorry Spudders. Guess it's my fault. Everyone is hiding from TMS in case I mention the G word. Clever move of yours to start a Cricket thread instead. I'll work on some new stories and go G-Bomb the main board tomorrow, that should get everyone running back over here for cover
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