Tokyo-Saint Posted 24 January, 2014 Posted 24 January, 2014 As many loungedics will already be aware super Mickey has a super hot date in Winchester coming up this weekend.* This is a super chance for Super Mikey to shake off the shackles of life under Turkish and stick one in a bird fitter than the follically challenged salesman could ever pull. This is obviously exciting news for all those who like me love Super M but let's try and keep the dating info to one thread. Mikey please answer the following questions to help us give you the relevant advice. Height Is she: a) V. Tall b) Tall c) Average d) Short e) Petite F) Cortese Build Is she a) Liebherr b) Massive c) Average d) skinny e) Anorexic Hair a) Slag blonde b) Peroxide blonde c) Natural dirty blonde d) Half and half e) Dark f) Harrison Reed Tits a) please up load pics b) please pm pics c) please describe in detail with drawings * Super M to confirm
saintbletch Posted 24 January, 2014 Posted 24 January, 2014 and... Literature What books does she like to read?
Bearsy Posted 24 January, 2014 Posted 24 January, 2014 just be safe S&M, we care bout you + we worry bout you
Tokyo-Saint Posted 24 January, 2014 Author Posted 24 January, 2014 Don't punch barmaids in front of the new bird.
Bearsy Posted 24 January, 2014 Posted 24 January, 2014 if you like we could arrange that at the start of ur date tokyos will come + do a sex attack on her + then you can save her for extra credit. This is guarantee to get u action, especially if you fuck tokyos up bad
skintsaint Posted 24 January, 2014 Posted 24 January, 2014 coincidence?..new bird from the continent...
Window Cleaner Posted 24 January, 2014 Posted 24 January, 2014 coincidence?..new bird from the continent... Think she'd be of an intellectual standard way beyond King Alf's. What do they actually specialise in there nowadays, used to be a TT place as far as I remember.
Tokyo-Saint Posted 24 January, 2014 Author Posted 24 January, 2014 and... Literature What books does she like to read? Don't birds can read bletch*. That is why there are so few female posters on here. *cept bridge too far.
scotty Posted 24 January, 2014 Posted 24 January, 2014 Did mikey actually specify that it is indeed a bird he's aiming to knob, tokyos? It might be homophobic to simply assume that.
Tokyo-Saint Posted 24 January, 2014 Author Posted 24 January, 2014 This is what we know so far... She is female. She is in Super M's opinion 'nice'. She lives in Winchester. She is not from Winchester. She was rejected by the producers of undateables (just jokes SM), Super M's best idea so far was to sweep her off her feet and take her to Costa Coffee. More info needed Super M, more advice needed muppets. He can't seriously take her to a coffee shop for middle class 30+ers
Tokyo-Saint Posted 24 January, 2014 Author Posted 24 January, 2014 Did mikey actually specify that it is indeed a bird he's aiming to knob, tokyos? It might be homophobic to simply assume that. I'm not afraid of gays or bears! I have a date with a nice girl
Window Cleaner Posted 24 January, 2014 Posted 24 January, 2014 (edited) This is what we know so far... She is female. She is in Super M's opinion 'nice'. She lives in Winchester. She is not from Winchester. She was rejected by the producers of undateables (just jokes SM), Super M's best idea so far was to sweep her off her feet and take her to Costa Coffee. More info needed Super M, more advice needed muppets. He can't seriously take her to a coffee shop for middle class 30+ers Well when I was young I always avoided "nice girls". I went for nice looking sluts mainly.. Throwback to fresher's week when I tupped 2 virgins in 4 days, very sore knob, knew that nice girls were to be avoided for while. Edited 24 January, 2014 by Window Cleaner
Bearsy Posted 24 January, 2014 Posted 24 January, 2014 This is what we know so far... She is female. She is in Super M's opinion 'nice'. She lives in Winchester. She is not from Winchester. She was rejected by the producers of undateables (just jokes SM), Super M's best idea so far was to sweep her off her feet and take her to Costa Coffee. More info needed Super M, more advice needed muppets. He can't seriously take her to a coffee shop for middle class 30+ers mate of mine done internet dating on plenty of fish. He arranged date with Milf who was live in North + he got train up + she picked him up from station + he said lets go for coffee and she said nah how bout McDonalds(!) and she had her kid in tow(!) and he had to buy it happy meal(!) and there was facebook photo of him with sadface, milf + this disabled looking kid trying to assemble happy meal plastic toy. He did knob her tho.
pap Posted 24 January, 2014 Posted 24 January, 2014 Don't bring your mate who shouts that he's going to f**k people's wives.
Tokyo-Saint Posted 24 January, 2014 Author Posted 24 January, 2014 Poor super mikey is probably too nervous to type at the moment. Spraying endless cans of lynx java and on 3rd pot of hair gell by now.
Window Cleaner Posted 24 January, 2014 Posted 24 January, 2014 Poor super mikey is probably too nervous to type at the moment. Spraying endless cans of lynx java and on 3rd pot of hair gell by now. probably answering boring calls at the call centre actually.
Suhari Posted 24 January, 2014 Posted 24 January, 2014 I am in Winchester. I know what women look like (even fugly ones). I am willing to stake out the Costa Coffee place and provide reports on a minute-by-minute basis. I think I will be good at this, because a) I like coffee and b) For Christmas when I was 8 I was given a book on how to be a spy, which included good stuff like disguises - how to make fake teeth out of orange peel and beards out of curled up paper.
Tokyo-Saint Posted 24 January, 2014 Author Posted 24 January, 2014 This sounds good. Just be careful super M doesn't get ruffie trigger happy and spike your coffee as well as the nice girls. You'll wake up on faley mount spooning a white guy with dreadlocks.
Window Cleaner Posted 24 January, 2014 Posted 24 January, 2014 (edited) This sounds good. Just be careful super M doesn't get ruffie trigger happy and spike your coffee as well as the nice girls. You'll wake up on faley mount spooning a white guy with dreadlocks. Farley Mount actually. Jeez that brings back memories...some of them not so dusty either, even remember the car registration in one of them ACR 71 F, Nile Green Ford Escort I think. Edited 24 January, 2014 by Window Cleaner
Tokyo-Saint Posted 24 January, 2014 Author Posted 24 January, 2014 Farley Mount actually. I don't remember his exact name Windows but he was definitely white and had dreadlocks.
Tokyo-Saint Posted 24 January, 2014 Author Posted 24 January, 2014 (edited) No comment. Answer the God dam questions super Mikey otherwise we are all going to give you **** when you call up with your fake Indian accent selling your PPIs. Edited 24 January, 2014 by Tokyo-Saint
KelvinsRightGlove Posted 24 January, 2014 Posted 24 January, 2014 Mikey should wear hidden camera on a hair pin and live stream all happenings to TSW. From here we should move this further by then as a TMS collective deciding on all major life decisions for SM. It will be v interesting TSW experiment.
saintbletch Posted 24 January, 2014 Posted 24 January, 2014 Don't birds can read bletch*. That is why there are so few female posters on here. *cept bridge too far. Oh yes, I forgot that women can't read (except Bridge too far). How about Musical tastes Does she like Calexico? Can she play the penny whistle* ? *On first dates Well when I was young I always avoided "nice girls". I went for nice looking sluts mainly.. Throwback to fresher's week when I tupped 2 virgins in 4 days, very sore knob, knew that nice girls were to be avoided for while. Whenever you post in TMS, Confessions, I hear loud and overly enthusiastic 70s sitcom music in my ears, and see garish wallpaper and flared trousers. No comment. SuperMikey, if you go to Costa's take my Coffee Club card, it's got thousands of points on it and this will impress your little cafe au lait. This is win-win for both of us. a) I will get the points for the transaction and b) make sure the server reads out the points total and says "Wow, I've never seen so many points before. You must be rich, successful and well-hung. It will show just how familiar you are with 'beans'. It's a winner. Don't thank me.
buctootim Posted 24 January, 2014 Posted 24 January, 2014 (edited) Whenever you post in TMS, I see garish wallpaper and flared trousers. Have you thought about moving to Frinton-on-Sea Bletch? Its perfect for those who find beige too garish. Edited 24 January, 2014 by buctootim
Smirking_Saint Posted 24 January, 2014 Posted 24 January, 2014 Mikey, are you going in preloaded or are you going to pre-emptively empty the chamber ? What topics of conversation have you got lined up ? What are you going to wear to impress ? (Advice would be dont listen to Turks) Isnt a coffee shop so terribly cliché
Window Cleaner Posted 24 January, 2014 Posted 24 January, 2014 Whenever you post in TMS, Confessions, I hear loud and overly enthusiastic 70s sitcom music in my ears, and see garish wallpaper and flared trousers. . Unsurprising, many young men of my era had role models amongst those illustrious emissions, I always supposed myself to be more like Paul Nicholas in "Just Good Friends" myself but I know a couple of lads who thought Alfie was the ultra being and copied him outrageously. Any outing to Fridays of a week-end evening would just reveal loads of lads very similar to Alfie, Vincent Pinner, Timmy Lea, Robbie Box and there were even a few Budgies as well, not to mention the odd David Soul or P-M Glaser lookalike.Few had much respect for women and no doubt that will eventually be revisited upon us at the Pearly Gates. NB I actually had velvet flares in various colours, my personal favourites being sort of plum coloured and I actually did look a bit like Timmy Lea at that time.
saintbletch Posted 24 January, 2014 Posted 24 January, 2014 Have you thought about moving to Frinton-on-Sea Bletch? Its perfect for those who find beige too garish. Au contraire BTT, I love stepping into the timewarp of Confessions' posts. It's like being allowed to stay up late on bath night to watch Man About The House.
buctootim Posted 24 January, 2014 Posted 24 January, 2014 Au contraire BTT, I love stepping into the timewarp of Confessions' posts. It's like being allowed to stay up late on bath night to watch Man About The House. This is Richard O'Sullivan (Robin) now. God knows what time has done to Window Cleaner.
Window Cleaner Posted 24 January, 2014 Posted 24 January, 2014 This is Richard O'Sullivan (Robin) now. God knows what time has done to Window Cleaner. my friends tell me I am remarkably well preserved actually. Obviously not the stunner that I was at 21 of course but I could still pass for 30 at 45.... never let myself go you see, still run 10 miles every other day, don't eat crap and go to the gym a bit. Of course an "easy life" as an academic and then EU 'fonctionnnaire" helps as does my lady wife who'd probably dump me if I started slacking on the good looks front.:smug:
Spudders Posted 24 January, 2014 Posted 24 January, 2014 Hi Super Mikey, does she have children? If so, I'm well clued up on bringing up other peoples children now, so if you want any advice let me know!
Tokyo-Saint Posted 24 January, 2014 Author Posted 24 January, 2014 Spudders advice on bringing up other people's children: 1) Move to Germany That completes Spudders advice on bringing up other people's children.
Bearsy Posted 24 January, 2014 Posted 24 January, 2014 As gets closer i am getting more + more excitement bout this! Super Mikey is gonna completely ruin this bird omg he is gonna smash it so bad! i am boner just think about it! She is gonna rue the day that she agree to go costa coffee with Super Mikey!
Window Cleaner Posted 24 January, 2014 Posted 24 January, 2014 Spudders advice on bringing up other people's children: 1) Move to Germany That completes Spudders advice on bringing up other people's children. Excellent advice really, children are horrible, mucky, expensive things...far better if you can pack them back off to someone else after a couple of hours.
Tokyo-Saint Posted 24 January, 2014 Author Posted 24 January, 2014 Did you pack off some of your children to Spudgun, Windows?
Bearsy Posted 24 January, 2014 Posted 24 January, 2014 if i ever have kids i'm definitely palming them off on spud.
Window Cleaner Posted 24 January, 2014 Posted 24 January, 2014 Did you pack off some of your children to Spudgun, Windows? Unfortunately not no,we tried but there were no takers, I even had to bribe my mother in law with money and lavish gifts to look after them for the odd week-end on occasions. They had 3 or 4 babysitters, 2 of whom I believe are still in care institutes for the irrevocably insane. One of the 2 au-pairs that we had simply disappeared without trace, had to talk my way out of that one with the Belgian authorites. They were not the great gifts that some make offspring out to be really. Mind you that's probably because they're quite bright and most things simply bored them silly. Still they're gone now, one is self supporting and the other one only needs the odd cash injection from time to time.
Jonnyboy Posted 24 January, 2014 Posted 24 January, 2014 Unsurprising, many young men of my era had role models amongst those illustrious emissions, I always supposed myself to be more like Paul Nicholas in "Just Good Friends" myself but I know a couple of lads who thought Alfie was the ultra being and copied him outrageously. Any outing to Fridays of a week-end evening would just reveal loads of lads very similar to Alfie, Vincent Pinner, Timmy Lea, Robbie Box and there were even a few Budgies as well, not to mention the odd David Soul or P-M Glaser lookalike.Few had much respect for women and no doubt that will eventually be revisited upon us at the Pearly Gates. NB I actually had velvet flares in various colours, my personal favourites being sort of plum coloured and I actually did look a bit like Timmy Lea at that time. Robbie Box was always the best!
Tokyo-Saint Posted 24 January, 2014 Author Posted 24 January, 2014 I think that's what we all have planned bear. I heard that delivery man movie was loosely based on spudders. At the end of the move he moves to Germany as well.
saintbletch Posted 24 January, 2014 Posted 24 January, 2014 if i ever have kids i'm definitely palming them off. I'm calling social services, just in case.
Tokyo-Saint Posted 24 January, 2014 Author Posted 24 January, 2014 if i ever have kids i'm definitely palming them off on spud. Is that cause your 'friend of a friend' in that band won't buy them anymore?
Window Cleaner Posted 24 January, 2014 Posted 24 January, 2014 Robbie Box was always the best! Indeed a real lad, could never resist a card game.
saintbletch Posted 24 January, 2014 Posted 24 January, 2014 Robbie Box was always the best! Did he narrate Mr. Benn? While Confessions was ****ing everything with oestrogen and a pulse in his university campus, I was sat at home in my paisley pyjamas, sucking my thumb and watching Mr. Benn. This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't actually older than Confessions.
Lighthouse Posted 24 January, 2014 Posted 24 January, 2014 I sent my kids off to this bloke, said he would take care of them in his 'Temple of Doom', whatever that is
Window Cleaner Posted 24 January, 2014 Posted 24 January, 2014 (edited) Did he narrate Mr. Benn? While Confessions was ****ing everything with oestrogen and a pulse in his university campus, I was sat at home in my paisley pyjamas, sucking my thumb and watching Mr. Benn. This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't actually older than Confessions. That's a bit defamatory actually Bletch, I certainly didn't restrict my activities to my own university campus, I had friends in plenty of other University campii as well , tended to restrict Imperial conquests to weekdays and visit elsewhere on week-ends because in those days you could travel anywhere on BR without paying on most occasions. In fact the 70 and early 80s were a great time to be young, free Uni, smart girls didn't get knocked up ,they gave you money sometimes and recruters came round campuses falling over themselves to sign you up. Edited 24 January, 2014 by Window Cleaner
sussexsaint Posted 24 January, 2014 Posted 24 January, 2014 Wandering dangerously off topic guys, how is super Mikey going to get useful advices? Mr Benn deserves another thread Back to topics please SM if she turns up in this get up then she is probably getting towards the last couple of eggs in the basket, be warned buddy. It could be that SM stands for something else entirely of course and that 'no comment ' is the pre arranged safety word
pap Posted 24 January, 2014 Posted 24 January, 2014 The sad thing is that for many posters, Mikey getting a date is like Tommy being made in Goodfellas, hopefully without the pistol shot to the back of the head.
Tokyo-Saint Posted 24 January, 2014 Author Posted 24 January, 2014 Do you mean bearsy Pap? Say you mean bearsy. Please.
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