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As many loungedics will already be aware super Mickey has a super hot date in Winchester coming up this weekend.*

 

This is a super chance for Super Mikey to shake off the shackles of life under Turkish and stick one in a bird fitter than the follically challenged salesman could ever pull. This is obviously exciting news for all those who like me love Super M but let's try and keep the dating info to one thread.

 

Mikey please answer the following questions to help us give you the relevant advice.

 

Height

 

Is she:

 

a) V. Tall

b) Tall

c) Average

d) Short

e) Petite

F) Cortese

 

Build

 

Is she

 

a) Liebherr

b) Massive

c) Average

d) skinny

e) Anorexic

 

Hair

 

a) Slag blonde

b) Peroxide blonde

c) Natural dirty blonde

d) Half and half

e) Dark

f) Harrison Reed

 

Tits

 

a) please up load pics

b) please pm pics

c) please describe in detail with drawings

 

 

 

 

* Super M to confirm

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This is what we know so far...

 

She is female. She is in Super M's opinion 'nice'. She lives in Winchester. She is not from Winchester. She was rejected by the producers of undateables (just jokes SM), Super M's best idea so far was to sweep her off her feet and take her to Costa Coffee.

 

More info needed Super M, more advice needed muppets. He can't seriously take her to a coffee shop for middle class 30+ers

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This is what we know so far...

 

She is female. She is in Super M's opinion 'nice'. She lives in Winchester. She is not from Winchester. She was rejected by the producers of undateables (just jokes SM), Super M's best idea so far was to sweep her off her feet and take her to Costa Coffee.

 

 

More info needed Super M, more advice needed muppets. He can't seriously take her to a coffee shop for middle class 30+ers

 

Well when I was young I always avoided "nice girls". I went for nice looking sluts mainly.. Throwback to fresher's week when I tupped 2 virgins in 4 days, very sore knob, knew that nice girls were to be avoided for while.

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This is what we know so far...

 

She is female. She is in Super M's opinion 'nice'. She lives in Winchester. She is not from Winchester. She was rejected by the producers of undateables (just jokes SM), Super M's best idea so far was to sweep her off her feet and take her to Costa Coffee.

 

More info needed Super M, more advice needed muppets. He can't seriously take her to a coffee shop for middle class 30+ers

 

mate of mine done internet dating on plenty of fish. He arranged date with Milf who was live in North + he got train up + she picked him up from station + he said lets go for coffee and she said nah how bout McDonalds(!) and she had her kid in tow(!) and he had to buy it happy meal(!) and there was facebook photo of him with sadface, milf + this disabled looking kid trying to assemble happy meal plastic toy. He did knob her tho.

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I am in Winchester. I know what women look like (even fugly ones). I am willing to stake out the Costa Coffee place and provide reports on a minute-by-minute basis.

 

I think I will be good at this, because a) I like coffee and b) For Christmas when I was 8 I was given a book on how to be a spy, which included good stuff like disguises - how to make fake teeth out of orange peel and beards out of curled up paper.

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This sounds good. Just be careful super M doesn't get ruffie trigger happy and spike your coffee as well as the nice girls. You'll wake up on faley mount spooning a white guy with dreadlocks.

 

Farley Mount actually. Jeez that brings back memories...some of them not so dusty either, even remember the car registration in one of them ACR 71 F, Nile Green Ford Escort I think.

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Don't birds can read bletch*. That is why there are so few female posters on here.

 

*cept bridge too far.

 

Oh yes, I forgot that women can't read (except Bridge too far).

 

How about

 

Musical tastes

 

Does she like Calexico?

Can she play the penny whistle* ?

 

*On first dates

 

Well when I was young I always avoided "nice girls". I went for nice looking sluts mainly.. Throwback to fresher's week when I tupped 2 virgins in 4 days, very sore knob, knew that nice girls were to be avoided for while.

 

Whenever you post in TMS, Confessions, I hear loud and overly enthusiastic 70s sitcom music in my ears, and see garish wallpaper and flared trousers.

 

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No comment.

 

SuperMikey, if you go to Costa's take my Coffee Club card, it's got thousands of points on it and this will impress your little cafe au lait.

 

This is win-win for both of us. a) I will get the points for the transaction and b) make sure the server reads out the points total and says "Wow, I've never seen so many points before. You must be rich, successful and well-hung.

 

It will show just how familiar you are with 'beans'. It's a winner.

 

Don't thank me.

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Whenever you post in TMS, Confessions, I hear loud and overly enthusiastic 70s sitcom music in my ears, and see garish wallpaper and flared trousers.

 

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Unsurprising, many young men of my era had role models amongst those illustrious emissions, I always supposed myself to be more like Paul Nicholas in "Just Good Friends" myself but I know a couple of lads who thought Alfie was the ultra being and

copied him outrageously.

Any outing to Fridays of a week-end evening would just reveal loads of lads very similar to Alfie, Vincent Pinner, Timmy Lea, Robbie Box and there were even a few Budgies as well, not to mention the odd David Soul or P-M Glaser lookalike.Few had much respect for women and no doubt that will eventually be revisited upon us at the Pearly Gates.

NB I actually had velvet flares in various colours, my personal favourites being sort of plum coloured and I actually did look a bit like Timmy Lea at that time.

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This is Richard O'Sullivan (Robin) now. God knows what time has done to Window Cleaner.

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my friends tell me I am remarkably well preserved actually. Obviously not the stunner that I was at 21 of course but I could still pass for 30 at 45.... never let myself go you see, still run 10 miles every other day, don't eat crap and go to the gym a bit. Of course an "easy life" as an academic and then EU 'fonctionnnaire" helps as does my lady wife who'd probably dump me if I started slacking on the good looks front.:smug::smug:

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As gets closer i am getting more + more excitement bout this! Super Mikey is gonna completely ruin this bird omg he is gonna smash it so bad! i am boner just think about it! She is gonna rue the day that she agree to go costa coffee with Super Mikey!

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Spudders advice on bringing up other people's children:

 

1) Move to Germany

 

That completes Spudders advice on bringing up other people's children.

 

Excellent advice really, children are horrible, mucky, expensive things...far better if you can pack them back off to someone else after a couple of hours.

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Did you pack off some of your children to Spudgun, Windows?

 

 

Unfortunately not no,we tried but there were no takers, I even had to bribe my mother in law with money and lavish gifts to look after them for the odd week-end on occasions. They had 3 or 4 babysitters, 2 of whom I believe are still in care institutes for the irrevocably insane. One of the 2 au-pairs that we had simply disappeared without trace, had to talk my way out of that one with the Belgian authorites. They were not the great gifts that some make offspring out to be really. Mind you that's probably because they're quite bright and most things simply bored them silly. Still they're gone now, one is self supporting and the other one only needs the odd cash injection from time to time.

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Unsurprising, many young men of my era had role models amongst those illustrious emissions, I always supposed myself to be more like Paul Nicholas in "Just Good Friends" myself but I know a couple of lads who thought Alfie was the ultra being and

copied him outrageously.

Any outing to Fridays of a week-end evening would just reveal loads of lads very similar to Alfie, Vincent Pinner, Timmy Lea, Robbie Box and there were even a few Budgies as well, not to mention the odd David Soul or P-M Glaser lookalike.Few had much respect for women and no doubt that will eventually be revisited upon us at the Pearly Gates.

NB I actually had velvet flares in various colours, my personal favourites being sort of plum coloured and I actually did look a bit like Timmy Lea at that time.

 

Robbie Box was always the best!

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Robbie Box was always the best!

 

Did he narrate Mr. Benn?

 

While Confessions was ****ing everything with oestrogen and a pulse in his university campus, I was sat at home in my paisley pyjamas, sucking my thumb and watching Mr. Benn.

 

This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't actually older than Confessions.

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Did he narrate Mr. Benn?

 

While Confessions was ****ing everything with oestrogen and a pulse in his university campus, I was sat at home in my paisley pyjamas, sucking my thumb and watching Mr. Benn.

 

This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't actually older than Confessions.

 

 

That's a bit defamatory actually Bletch, I certainly didn't restrict my activities to my own university campus, I had friends in plenty of other University campii as well , tended to restrict Imperial conquests to weekdays and visit elsewhere on week-ends because in those days you could travel anywhere on BR without paying on most occasions. In fact the 70 and early 80s were a great time to be young, free Uni, smart girls didn't get knocked up ,they gave you money sometimes and recruters came round campuses falling over themselves to sign you up.

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Wandering dangerously off topic guys, how is super Mikey going to get useful advices? Mr Benn deserves another thread

Back to topics please

 

SM if she turns up in this get up then she is probably getting towards the last couple of eggs in the basket, be warned buddy.

 

It could be that SM stands for something else entirely of course and that 'no comment ' is the pre arranged safety word

 

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