saint_stevo Posted 14 December, 2008 Share Posted 14 December, 2008 Any suggestions? £5 is the limit and i have to buy for a bloke, funnier the better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arizona Posted 14 December, 2008 Share Posted 14 December, 2008 Tampons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JB Posted 14 December, 2008 Share Posted 14 December, 2008 A subscription to a football forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 14 December, 2008 Share Posted 14 December, 2008 Hunky Fireman calender Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 14 December, 2008 Author Share Posted 14 December, 2008 Tampons. Male A subscription to a football forum. Non-football fan Hunky Fireman calender He is/was a fireman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozzmeister Posted 14 December, 2008 Share Posted 14 December, 2008 Executive ball scratcher - think its £5.00 on play, or at least used to be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaz Posted 14 December, 2008 Share Posted 14 December, 2008 £5 gift voucher for Woolworths. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saints1980 Posted 14 December, 2008 Share Posted 14 December, 2008 Dildo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 14 December, 2008 Share Posted 14 December, 2008 £5 gift voucher for Woolworths. or just Woolworths Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 14 December, 2008 Share Posted 14 December, 2008 Tampons. A bit ****ish IMO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 15 December, 2008 Share Posted 15 December, 2008 A pole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 15 December, 2008 Share Posted 15 December, 2008 Buy a hamster, kill it and then wrap it up in a box full of cotton wool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PompeyLass Posted 15 December, 2008 Share Posted 15 December, 2008 Ok, I have to buy a pressie, also for a fiver. The person I have to buy for is in her late 40's and I don't know here at all. I'm thinking of a really tacky gift. Any ideas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_saints Posted 15 December, 2008 Share Posted 15 December, 2008 ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 15 December, 2008 Share Posted 15 December, 2008 Ok, I have to buy a pressie, also for a fiver. The person I have to buy for is in her late 40's and I don't know here at all. I'm thinking of a really tacky gift. Any ideas. Vibrator/butt plug Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 15 December, 2008 Share Posted 15 December, 2008 I am off into Beastleigh in a minute to do the last of my christmas shopping, can't wait. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 15 December, 2008 Author Share Posted 15 December, 2008 I am off into Beastleigh in a minute to do the last of my christmas shopping, can't wait. Meet ya there? Woolies then Cash Converters right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 15 December, 2008 Share Posted 15 December, 2008 Meet ya there? Woolies then Cash Converters right? I went to neither of these establishments, just Currys, Tesco and Argos! Then went to Asda - very foolish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 15 December, 2008 Share Posted 15 December, 2008 I managed to get a £25 parking ticket in The Swan Centre on Saturday, despite it being a free parking day. Result. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
INFLUENCED.COM Posted 15 December, 2008 Share Posted 15 December, 2008 Tampons. Tampax have announced that they will be replacing the cord on their tampons with a piece of tinsel. This will be for the Christmas period only. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
West End Saint Posted 15 December, 2008 Share Posted 15 December, 2008 Tampax have announced that they will be replacing the cord on their tampons with a piece of tinsel. This will be for the Christmas period only. They found a very old Tampon on Time Team the other day but they are not sure which period it is from Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 15 December, 2008 Share Posted 15 December, 2008 I managed to get a £25 parking ticket in The Swan Centre on Saturday, despite it being a free parking day. Result. I parked in the Swan Centre on Saturday and I didn't get a ticket, seems a tad odd as the ticket machines were covered over and there were signs everywhere saying free parking, I didn't even see any parking attendants around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 15 December, 2008 Author Share Posted 15 December, 2008 I went to neither of these establishments, just Currys, Tesco and Argos! Then went to Asda - very foolish. i went to Asda also. Pleasant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 15 December, 2008 Share Posted 15 December, 2008 I parked in the Swan Centre on Saturday and I didn't get a ticket, seems a tad odd as the ticket machines were covered over and there were signs everywhere saying free parking, I didn't even see any parking attendants around. Ah, but I managed to park outside of a designated bay, due to there being a whole line of cars parked outside of their designated bays. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 16 December, 2008 Share Posted 16 December, 2008 Durex Play. Look like fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The King Posted 16 December, 2008 Share Posted 16 December, 2008 **** ring Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 16 December, 2008 Share Posted 16 December, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 16 December, 2008 Share Posted 16 December, 2008 Sockruckers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 16 December, 2008 Author Share Posted 16 December, 2008 you can get a butt plug from Ann Summers for £4.89 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mewsta Posted 17 December, 2008 Share Posted 17 December, 2008 http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/strobing-beer-glass/index.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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