Saint Keith Posted 14 December, 2008 Share Posted 14 December, 2008 (edited) :smt093:snipe::mad: Edited 16 December, 2008 by Saint Keith Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint lard Posted 14 December, 2008 Share Posted 14 December, 2008 Try a bit harder to pleasure her. Then all will be rosey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 14 December, 2008 Share Posted 14 December, 2008 What or why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Keith Posted 14 December, 2008 Author Share Posted 14 December, 2008 What or why? wife last week " i want a new phone, and i want an ipod" so i buy her an iphone Wife doesnt understand it, so therefore wants me to send it back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 14 December, 2008 Share Posted 14 December, 2008 wife last week " i want a new phone, and i want an ipod" so i buy her an iphone Wife doesnt understand it, so therefore wants me to send it back Keep it for yourself, and send the wife back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robsk II Posted 14 December, 2008 Share Posted 14 December, 2008 Should have married someone better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 14 December, 2008 Share Posted 14 December, 2008 wife last week " i want a new phone, and i want an ipod" so i buy her an iphone Wife doesnt understand it, so therefore wants me to send it back Read the instructions yourself and then teach her how to use it - extra brownie points for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Landrew Posted 14 December, 2008 Share Posted 14 December, 2008 wife last week " i want a new phone, and i want an ipod" so i buy her an iphone Wife doesnt understand it, so therefore wants me to send it back And this is that little miracle that's going to change the world. Well at least, according to all the Apple adverts it is. Buy here a 3rd party MP3 player and be done with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Keith Posted 14 December, 2008 Author Share Posted 14 December, 2008 Keep it for yourself, and send the wife back got a blackberry, dont need it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Keith Posted 14 December, 2008 Author Share Posted 14 December, 2008 Read the instructions yourself and then teach her how to use it - extra brownie points for you. oh, you really dont get it, do you :smt076 dont you think i tried that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Keith Posted 14 December, 2008 Author Share Posted 14 December, 2008 Buy here a 3rd party MP3 player and be done with it. she can ****ing buy it herself. and a new phone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 14 December, 2008 Share Posted 14 December, 2008 oh, you really dont get it, do you :smt076 dont you think i tried that Well done, in that case she really is ungrateful. Send it back and buy her a Wok endorsed by a celeb chef or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Landrew Posted 14 December, 2008 Share Posted 14 December, 2008 Well done, in that case she really is ungrateful. Send it back and buy her a Wok endorsed by a celeb chef or something. Or indeed, just go to Yau Brothers in Northam and buy here a genuine trade wok for about a tenner. At least it'll be the real thing, and not some 3rd party knock-up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 14 December, 2008 Share Posted 14 December, 2008 Or indeed, just go to Yau Brothers in Northam and buy here a genuine trade wok for about a tenner. At least it'll be the real thing, and not some 3rd party knock-up. Well tbf, he could buy a simple frying pan or food mixer endorsed by a celeb chef - us women like this endorsed stuff, it matters - apparently. My dad bought my mum a basic frying pan for valentines day years ago and she never forgave him, even said it was one of the reasons she divorced him. Me, I would be over the moon with an iPhone, even happier with a Blackberry or a Macbook. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robsk II Posted 14 December, 2008 Share Posted 14 December, 2008 Jill, is yor mum an idiot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 14 December, 2008 Share Posted 14 December, 2008 Jill, is yor mum an idiot? No, she was joking although she can spell 'your'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robsk II Posted 14 December, 2008 Share Posted 14 December, 2008 I believe you'll find it was a typographical error. Sorry. If you ever make any, I'll be sure to point them out to you. x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 14 December, 2008 Share Posted 14 December, 2008 I believe you'll find it was a typographical error. Sorry. If you ever make any, I'll be sure to point them out to you. x (heart) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al de Man Posted 14 December, 2008 Share Posted 14 December, 2008 (heart) You two want to f**k each other so much it's unreal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robsk II Posted 14 December, 2008 Share Posted 14 December, 2008 That certainly is unreal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 14 December, 2008 Share Posted 14 December, 2008 You two want to f**k each other so much it's unreal. Well as you are aware I am getting married next June so highly unlikely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robsk II Posted 14 December, 2008 Share Posted 14 December, 2008 (edited) ROLLEYES Edited 14 December, 2008 by Robsk II Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al de Man Posted 14 December, 2008 Share Posted 14 December, 2008 Well as you are aware I am getting married next June so highly unlikely. Methinks the lady doth protest too much. Final fling and all that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Landrew Posted 14 December, 2008 Share Posted 14 December, 2008 You two want to f**k each other so much it's unreal. LOL of the day..! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robsk II Posted 14 December, 2008 Share Posted 14 December, 2008 I find this inappropriate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 14 December, 2008 Share Posted 14 December, 2008 I hate women, i love this thread. The other day it was my fault it was raining, and my fault the restaurant was fully booked. Women are good for one thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Keith Posted 14 December, 2008 Author Share Posted 14 December, 2008 I hate women, i love this thread. Women are good for one thing and you dont need a wife for that. honestly, i would be better of with a PA and a Prostitute. it would be ****ing cheaper, and a lot less aggravation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robsk II Posted 14 December, 2008 Share Posted 14 December, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EastleighSoulBoy Posted 14 December, 2008 Share Posted 14 December, 2008 Read the instructions yourself and then teach her how to use it - extra brownie points for you. You just know she'll accuse him of patronising her! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 14 December, 2008 Share Posted 14 December, 2008 and you dont need a wife for that. honestly, i would be better of with a PA and a Prostitute. it would be ****ing cheaper, and a lot less aggravation Agreed. they are the devils spawn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_saints Posted 15 December, 2008 Share Posted 15 December, 2008 Women are c**ts. I stick to my previous scientific conclusion that, if women didn't smell good and look good, we'd all be ghey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 15 December, 2008 Share Posted 15 December, 2008 What exactly do you offer them to be grateful for anyway, St Keith? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 15 December, 2008 Share Posted 15 December, 2008 Oh, the iPhone. I see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint boggy Posted 15 December, 2008 Share Posted 15 December, 2008 wife last week " i want a new phone, and i want an ipod" so i buy her an iphone Wife doesnt understand it, so therefore wants me to send it back WTF is wrong with you men?????? can you not understand a simple instruction????? she said she wanted a new phone she said she wanted an i-pod why is it that you didn't get her the items requested?? it's not rocket science!!!!!!! get her a new phone AND an I-pod.......simple why do men have to bloody complicate things by using their "initiative"?? when a woman ASKS for something, then get her what she asked for....NOT what YOU think she'd like..........i hope you have learnt a very important lesson today SK :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Keith Posted 15 December, 2008 Author Share Posted 15 December, 2008 i hope you have learnt a very important lesson today SK :cool: :smt097 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JB Posted 15 December, 2008 Share Posted 15 December, 2008 The iPhone is very easy to use and loads of fun. Perhaps it's just a bit too big for her if she's used to something smaller (lol). If this is the case, a new handbag to keep it in ought to do the trick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 15 December, 2008 Share Posted 15 December, 2008 Mulberry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 16 December, 2008 Share Posted 16 December, 2008 Get her some flowers Keith, that'll shut her up until next tie she wants to have a moan of course I was told only last week, that a woman has the divine right to the last word in an argument with a man. Anything that a man says after this point is the start of a new argument. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopGun Posted 16 December, 2008 Share Posted 16 December, 2008 Should have married someone better. Not sure that was an option. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Keith Posted 16 December, 2008 Author Share Posted 16 December, 2008 Not sure that was an option. well as she was engagement number 8, i did have other options. maybe i didnt choose wisely Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 16 December, 2008 Share Posted 16 December, 2008 Back on topic: Women are a nightmare to buy for, especially when they don't tell you what they really want... However, when they do tell you exactly what they want, and you buy something different, you only have yourself to blame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Um Bongo Posted 16 December, 2008 Share Posted 16 December, 2008 Back on topic: Women are a nightmare to buy for, especially when they don't tell you what they really want... However, when they do tell you exactly what they want, and you buy something different, you only have yourself to blame. Or, you buy them something and you think 'They will love this', give it to them and their reaction is 'Oh, thanks'. Oh thanks????!!!! I've spent ****ing hours looking for something for you, and all you say is thanks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 16 December, 2008 Share Posted 16 December, 2008 Don't buy them anything at all. You can't be any further in the sh*t than you would be by buying the wrong thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pip87 Posted 16 December, 2008 Share Posted 16 December, 2008 (edited) Back on topic: Women are a nightmare to buy for, especially when they don't tell you what they really want... However, when they do tell you exactly what they want, and you buy something different, you only have yourself to blame. I don't think we're generally a nightmare to buy for. Be on the look out for all the hints you lot, somehow, normally manage to miss maybe? Men are worse because everything they want they just buy so you have nothing left! If a woman says "I'd like a mobile phone and an ipod" what she means is exactly that. It means she doesn't like iphones or she would have asked for one instead. Makes sense to me. It does not mean that she has no ability to look at adverts and therefore knows nothing of iphones and will think of you as her saviour for enabling her to have one product instead of two. This is why I don't like having presents bought for me - I feel really guilty (apart from once) if/when I don't like it. Luckly my boyfriend now is very good and i'm sure i'll like all my christmas presents. He actually listens to me Edited 16 December, 2008 by Pip87 wrote 'and' instead of 'an' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_saints Posted 16 December, 2008 Share Posted 16 December, 2008 Or, you buy them something and you think 'They will love this', give it to them and their reaction is 'Oh, thanks'. Oh thanks????!!!! I've spent ****ing hours looking for something for you, and all you say is thanks? I have had the opposite though, and that is also bad. I happened to buy something for the previous wench and she liked it so much she cried n' stuff and got all emotional on me. Coulda just said thanks and sucked me off but nooooo, the silly bint decided to get all emotional n' lovey dovey!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pip87 Posted 16 December, 2008 Share Posted 16 December, 2008 (edited) Oh, and in answer to the original question. IMO opinion it's not being ungrateful, it's just little bits of being totally fed up of you not listening to her coming out. If you said you wanted a blue car and she went out and bought a silver one and said "bet you didn't know they had silver cars, aren't I great for finding that out and getting you one instead of the dreadful blue thing you wanted?" When really the situation is that you know there are silver cars, you just prefer the blue ones. Would you go skipping round saying how fantastic she is and how grateful you are? I'm guessing no, more likely you'd feel like she thinks you're stupid and your opinion doesn't matter. Edited 16 December, 2008 by Pip87 added the last sentence Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CabbageFace Posted 16 December, 2008 Share Posted 16 December, 2008 the only point of women in this world is to be a spunk'd in and thats it. They are moron's that cannot never think or be as important as a man, there thought patterns mimic rabid goats. But other than that they are ok. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 16 December, 2008 Share Posted 16 December, 2008 I don't think we're generally a nightmare to buy for. Be on the look out for all the hints you lot, somehow, normally manage to miss maybe? Men are worse because everything they want they just buy so you have nothing left! If a woman says "I'd like a mobile phone and an ipod" what she means is exactly that. It means she doesn't like iphones or she would have asked for one instead. Makes sense to me. It does not mean that she has no ability to look at adverts and therefore knows nothing of iphones and will think of you as her saviour for enabling her to have one product instead of two. This is why I don't like having presents bought for me - I feel really guilty (apart from once) if/when I don't like it. Luckily my boyfriend now is very good and I'm sure I'll like all my Christmas presents. He actually listens to me Because we can't trust women to get the right gadget. Early days yet, Pip... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 16 December, 2008 Share Posted 16 December, 2008 Surely if she's too dumb too work an iPhone she won't be able to work an iPod? Also if she's too dumb to operate an iPhone she probably needs putting down... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 16 December, 2008 Share Posted 16 December, 2008 Can someone change the word 'what' in the thread title to 'why' thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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