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I think I might of already. 2-4-1 student night Chaos, Thurs in November 1998.

 

 

Something about a thumb up the bum. Hers or mine, I can't remember.... the rest is hazy.

 

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I think I might of already. 2-4-1 student night Chaos, Thurs in November 1998.

 

 

Something about a thumb up the bum. Hers or mine, I can't remember.... the rest is hazy.

 

You know how to hit my sweet spot Toke.

 

I love it when posters post in code.

 

I'll see if I can decode it, and I'll get back to you.

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I really hope you can get to the bottom of it bletch. It's what she would have wanted.

 

Got it Toke.

 

It's what is know as the imbecile cypher (also known as the punctuation puzzle).

 

It turns out that your contributions to this thread were actually English after all. It was just written in the grammatical style of a 5 year old.

 

BTW it is a myth that I am a grammar Nazi. It's just you I focus on. I wouldn't be much of an absent father if I didn't try to help you with your words.

 

It's a guilt thing.

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You''re words?

 

More code Toke?

 

What's the right response? Umm...

 

Thanks?

 

Am I?

 

Only if they've got one in magenta.

 

The winters in Morocco are becoming increasingly milder.

 

Peter's flute is impressive, but Valerie's bassoon disappoints.

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Lols bletchdog, riddle me this....

 

If you aim to give us a shot, we'll riddle you.

 

What are we?

 

tpbury was right, this really is becoming Dad's word game corner.

 

It's like Countdown without Rachel Riley. Tell Bear to take off that tight skirt will you Toke? It's not big and it's not clever. Plus I can see the outline of his ardour.

 

I'd go for a shotgun?

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Close but no cigar bletch, that answer was bullets.

 

better luck next time...

 

What has holes on each side, but can still can hold water?

 

Two from the top and a cheeky one near the bottom please, Toke.

 

A hose?

Posted
TBF there are more flattering photos of her around. And bletch please don't answer any more Toke's riddles, I fear for what may end up in my inbox should you fail.

 

During what month do people sleep the least?

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I'm srsly thinking of taking a pop at the liebherr millions. Does anyone know if it's single? Imagine the trolls i could do on saintsweb if i pulled the liebherr and got it to make me president of Southampton! I would raise parking charges immediately! I would also announce that we is going back to stripes and while colin is still celebrating i would reveal the new pink stripe kit. i would also change name to the Southampton Bears. There is many great opportunites for doing trolls when I'm married to the liebherr!

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no no i have to marry the liebherr if I want to get 50% of St.Mary's! I am gonna have the northam + the kingy. She can have the other bits.

 

Good plan, just don't sign anything before the nuptials, even if she goes down on her knees and...

Posted
Good plan, just don't sign anything before the nuptials, even if she goes down on her knees and...

 

tks for advice when i am king i will appoint you first team coach

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You have to be very careful about these things. I have had a close look at the photos and I reckon Katharina could be Nicola in drag. Have you ever seen them in a photograph or the same room together at the same time? I think not.

 

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could be the case! He got v.fat at christmas and thought it less embarrassing to drag up + pretend to be a whole different person than admit to self indulgence. Either way, my offer still stands.

Posted
I'm srsly thinking of taking a pop at the liebherr millions. Does anyone know if it's single? Imagine the trolls i could do on saintsweb if i pulled the liebherr and got it to make me president of Southampton! I would raise parking charges immediately! I would also announce that we is going back to stripes and while colin is still celebrating i would reveal the new pink stripe kit. i would also change name to the Southampton Bears. There is many great opportunites for doing trolls when I'm married to the liebherr!

 

I is confused, is you now saying she is not only of the larger persuasion but a lesbian to boot??

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TBF there are more flattering photos of her around. And bletch please don't answer any more Toke's riddles, I fear for what may end up in my inbox should you fail.

 

lols Bob have you blocked me from PMing you?

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He's just missed the latest wave. Did you get it bear?

 

I am thinking about bletchy walking through his bungalow to 'the study', putting on his special internet spectacles and seeing the PM notification. As he loads it up (dial up internet no doubt), Mrs Bletch walks in with a warm mug of coco and a jaffa cake.

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