Tokyo-Saint Posted 21 January, 2014 Posted 21 January, 2014 Nah she don't read this forum. Therefore I can safely tell you guys I have also been seeing this hot single mum in bath or Swindon or something. I started macking on her when her current dumb boyfriend went out to Germany for some work or something. She is hot though. Glad I can say that on here without any need to worry about repercussions or the wrong person finding out.
Spudders Posted 21 January, 2014 Posted 21 January, 2014 Nah she don't read this forum. Therefore I can safely tell you guys I have also been seeing this hot single mum in bath or Swindon or something. I started macking on her when her current dumb boyfriend went out to Germany for some work or something. She is hot though. Glad I can say that on here without any need to worry about repercussions or the wrong person finding out. :lol:
Spudders Posted 21 January, 2014 Posted 21 January, 2014 I am most racist person on this forum and wish Steve Grant would go back to his own country Bit harsh Tim
tpbury Posted 21 January, 2014 Posted 21 January, 2014 Nah she don't read this forum. Therefore I can safely tell you guys I have also been seeing this hot single mum in bath or Swindon or something. I started macking on her when her current dumb boyfriend went out to Germany for some work or something. She is hot though. Glad I can say that on here without any need to worry about repercussions or the wrong person finding out. Has she kids? Done any bending or beating recently?
Bearsy Posted 21 January, 2014 Posted 21 January, 2014 Nah she don't read this forum. Therefore I can safely tell you guys I have also been seeing this hot single mum in bath or Swindon or something. I started macking on her when her current dumb boyfriend went out to Germany for some work or something. She is hot though. Glad I can say that on here without any need to worry about repercussions or the wrong person finding out. oh my days
buctootim Posted 21 January, 2014 Posted 21 January, 2014 Bit harsh Tim Octo porn, nips, this. Nothing works Spudders. Got any other ideas to get my £5 back?
Big Bad Bob Posted 21 January, 2014 Posted 21 January, 2014 Nah she don't read this forum. Therefore I can safely tell you guys I have also been seeing this hot single mum in bath or Swindon or something. I started macking on her when her current dumb boyfriend went out to Germany for some work or something. She is hot though. Glad I can say that on here without any need to worry about repercussions or the wrong person finding out. I thought that now Bearsy has admitted her gender that you would finally admit that you are nobbing her
Spudders Posted 21 January, 2014 Posted 21 January, 2014 Octo porn, nips, this. Nothing works Spudders. Got any other ideas to get my £5 back? Busking?
buctootim Posted 21 January, 2014 Posted 21 January, 2014 Busking? **** off! Im not that desperate! I'd rather knob a girl from the west country.
Spudders Posted 21 January, 2014 Posted 21 January, 2014 We should probably get back on topic so we don't upset his bletchness
buctootim Posted 21 January, 2014 Posted 21 January, 2014 Whats the difference between a Bee and Bletch?
Big Bad Bob Posted 21 January, 2014 Posted 21 January, 2014 Octo porn, nips, this. Nothing works Spudders. Got any other ideas to get my £5 back? Do you get a refund if you get perma-banned?? Or is pro-rated over how much of your membership you have left??
saintbletch Posted 21 January, 2014 Author Posted 21 January, 2014 Well a day away from TMS and the bestest and most highest brow thread in message board history is confined to banality by alliterative Bob, bucktoothed Tim, spudulika, a buried teepee and a Japanese Bear. Whats the difference between a Bee and Bletch? Well I was going to go for the obvious "one plunges his stinger into unwitting women that wear low cut tops during summer months, and the other is a bee", but I stopped short in the interests of this thread's credibility.
Tokyo-Saint Posted 21 January, 2014 Posted 21 January, 2014 Sorry Bdog. Back to boredom. Anita Cox, does she? Is that better?
buctootim Posted 21 January, 2014 Posted 21 January, 2014 "one plunges his stinger into unwitting women that wear low cut tops during summer months, and the other is a b", Absolutely spot on! The difference between B and Bletch is letch.
Bearsy Posted 21 January, 2014 Posted 21 January, 2014 Well I was going to go for the obvious "one plunges his stinger into unwitting women that wear low cut tops during summer months, and the other is a bee", but I stopped short in the interests of this thread's credibility. like that! i was working on a bumbles round meadow collecting spunk from pansies but i couldn't quite get it to work
buctootim Posted 21 January, 2014 Posted 21 January, 2014 like that! i was working on a bumbles round meadow collecting spunk from pansies but i couldn't quite get it to work Wrong poster. That only works if you going dog walking round SW London.
Bearsy Posted 21 January, 2014 Posted 21 January, 2014 gotcha. What is difference between bumble bee and tokyos sucking off old men at dogging sites in SW london?
Big Bad Bob Posted 21 January, 2014 Posted 21 January, 2014 gotcha. What is difference between bumble bee and tokyos sucking off old men at dogging sites in SW london? One is porking Bearsy and the other flies around a meadow collecting pollen from flowers although, technically, it shouldn't be able to fly.
Bearsy Posted 21 January, 2014 Posted 21 January, 2014 pollen pollen is such a euphemism! You can see how it went down: QUEEN BEE: So you go to the flower WORKER BEE: Yes... QUEEN BEE: And go right up close and put ur face in it's lap WORKER BEE: Yes... QUEEN BEE: And then bring the stuff back to the hive. WORKER BEE: What stuff? QUEEN BEE: Well it's... erm... pollen. WORKER BEE: "Pollen"? QUEEN BEE: Yeah it's alright. It's not gay. WORKER BEE: You promise it's not spunk? QUEEN BEE: Spunk! Of all the ideas, it's pollen! Flowers use it to make babi- I mean they use it to attract bees. Trust me.
Tokyo-Saint Posted 21 January, 2014 Posted 21 January, 2014 (edited) I didn't want to publish what I saw that dog walking day but you have forced me into it bear. Photo evidence of that day... Edited 21 January, 2014 by Tokyo-Saint
saintbletch Posted 21 January, 2014 Author Posted 21 January, 2014 Sorry Bdog. Back to boredom. Anita Cox, does she? Is that better? No. Must try harder. Anita Cox. Thanks, that's kind of you to say so. Hermione Cox? Just the one, thanks. Paul Cox. Messy. Russell Cox? No, I do I quietly. Alec Cox. But I don't enjoy the taste. #salty #apparently Absolutely spot on! The difference between B and Bletch is letch. You are not the first to make that observation BTT. like that! i was working on a bumbles round meadow collecting spunk from pansies but i couldn't quite get it to work I'm not sure you've understood all of the subtleties of the bee's role in pollination Bear, and I'm glad that you stopped short of posting that as there was no way that BTT would have swallowed your pansy spunk.
saintbletch Posted 23 January, 2014 Author Posted 23 January, 2014 Favourite anagram from the name of the tennis player WAWRINKA ?
Big Bad Bob Posted 23 January, 2014 Posted 23 January, 2014 Favourite anagram from the name of the tennis player WAWRINKA ? Aww a rink
Big Bad Bob Posted 23 January, 2014 Posted 23 January, 2014 A raw wan k, I? I win. Whats next? If the ****'d word is wank then you don't win, WAWRINKA only has 2 A's
buctootim Posted 23 January, 2014 Posted 23 January, 2014 If the ****'d word is wank then you don't win, WAWRINKA only has 2 A's Thanks for your help with the wan k BBB.
saintbletch Posted 23 January, 2014 Author Posted 23 January, 2014 A raw wan k, I? I win. Whats next? Do you? Personally, I w.ank war. If you've never w.ank warred before, you're in for a real treat. The winner is the last man 'standing'. A warning though you'll likely end up with a potassium deficiency and blistered palms.
saintbletch Posted 23 January, 2014 Author Posted 23 January, 2014 If the ****'d word is wank then you don't win, WAWRINKA only has 2 A's Pedant. Let BTT have his w.ank.
buctootim Posted 23 January, 2014 Posted 23 January, 2014 Do you? Personally, I w.ank war. If you've never w.ank warred before, you're in for a real treat. The winner is the last man 'standing'. A warning though you'll likely end up with a potassium deficiency and blistered palms. Ive never really been that into Rugby Bletch. Biscuits are okay though.
Big Bad Bob Posted 23 January, 2014 Posted 23 January, 2014 Pedant. Let BTT have his w.ank. He may have his wank as much as he likes, as long as it is as far away from me as possible
Tokyo-Saint Posted 24 January, 2014 Posted 24 January, 2014 I'm not a big fan of double entendre... But I try to slip one in whenever I can.
saintbletch Posted 24 January, 2014 Author Posted 24 January, 2014 Bear's been overseas and has picked up a dose, apparently he always gets the clap after he's been in Tokyo.
saintbletch Posted 2 February, 2014 Author Posted 2 February, 2014 Favourite anagram from the name of Australian cricketer Ben Cutting?
buctootim Posted 2 February, 2014 Posted 2 February, 2014 Favourite anagram from the name of Australian cricketer Ben Cutting? Is this just so you can get a thrill from someone typing cu nt Bletch?
saintbletch Posted 2 February, 2014 Author Posted 2 February, 2014 Is this just so you can get a thrill from someone typing cu nt Bletch? Largely, yes.
buctootim Posted 2 February, 2014 Posted 2 February, 2014 You know what's coming next don't you? ****.
buctootim Posted 2 February, 2014 Posted 2 February, 2014 Bent cu nt Gin A favourite evening aperitif at the Redknap household
saintbletch Posted 2 February, 2014 Author Posted 2 February, 2014 Bent cu nt Gin A favourite evening aperitif at the Redknap household Very creative BTT; I didnt get that one. But in the words of the article-dropping Bear, I just wish you'd stop being cuntt. Yours, Nige B Cuntt. P.S. Got to run, I'm off out for a cuntt binge, for which I'm armed with my big c*** net, and am hoping to come back with at least ten big c***. P.P.S I do hope my creative spelling doesn't offend.
saintbletch Posted 4 February, 2014 Author Posted 4 February, 2014 Rob Gilbert. Why, what's he got of value?
saintbletch Posted 10 February, 2014 Author Posted 10 February, 2014 Favourite Countryfile anagram? You know the drill, BTT.
saintbletch Posted 11 February, 2014 Author Posted 11 February, 2014 (edited) OK, that's enough Countryfile angrams for now. Thanks for all your suggestions. Here's a new game, guess which poster is represented by the word cloud below. I'll start you off with an easy one... For the uninitiated, a word cloud (Wordle) represents the most commonly used words in the largest font. The larger the font, the more frequently that words is used. Edited 11 February, 2014 by saintbletch PNG - higher resolution image
Big Bad Bob Posted 11 February, 2014 Posted 11 February, 2014 OK, that's enough Countryfile angrams for now. Thanks for all your suggestions. Here's a new game, guess which poster is represented by the word cloud below. I'll start you off with an easy one... For the uninitiated, a word cloud (Wordle) represents the most commonly used words in the largest font. The larger the font, the more frequently that words is used. Somebody who posts a lot from tapatalk on their iPhone and iPad (and sometimes their Samsung Galaxy) and hasn't removed the annoying sig that tapatalk puts in.
saintbletch Posted 11 February, 2014 Author Posted 11 February, 2014 Somebody who posts a lot from tapatalk on their iPhone and iPad (and sometimes their Samsung Galaxy) and hasn't removed the annoying sig that tapatalk puts in. I think I can categorically say that this is not the correct poster, 3B. Sorry.
.thumb.jpg.de4a569395af1bfcb94415b95fe46419.jpg)
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now