tpbury Posted 16 January, 2014 Posted 16 January, 2014 1 1 was a racehorse 2 2 was 1 2 1 1 1 1 race and 2 2 1 1 2
Big Bad Bob Posted 16 January, 2014 Posted 16 January, 2014 In the pub name Coach and Horses, there is a space between Coach and and and and and Horses!
Halo Stickman Posted 16 January, 2014 Posted 16 January, 2014 So now it's the East Anglian Geordie exile pub team: Norfolk Enchance They just used to lump the ball up to their Norwegian centre-forward Onme’edson
Big Bad Bob Posted 16 January, 2014 Posted 16 January, 2014 the landlord of my local is a grumpy bar steward
notnowcato Posted 16 January, 2014 Posted 16 January, 2014 Any one for coffee? Are you for coffee? Kipper Tie?
saintbletch Posted 16 January, 2014 Author Posted 16 January, 2014 Landon Donovan? Won't it hurt him?
tpbury Posted 16 January, 2014 Posted 16 January, 2014 Let's be honest, this is a bad dad jokes thread and doesn'belong in TMS.
Tokyo-Saint Posted 16 January, 2014 Posted 16 January, 2014 yeah ffs bletch, keep this to the lounge or at least include fit bitches every 3rd post. I will help out as much as possible.
notnowcato Posted 16 January, 2014 Posted 16 January, 2014 SaintBletch must have been something he ate
notnowcato Posted 16 January, 2014 Posted 16 January, 2014 Chris Peacock puttin' it where he shouldn't
notnowcato Posted 16 January, 2014 Posted 16 January, 2014 Jeremy Irons ...sorry about the lack of breastage Tokes
Spudders Posted 16 January, 2014 Posted 16 January, 2014 1 1 was a racehorse 2 2 was 1 2 1 1 1 1 race and 2 2 1 1 2 L O L O A Q I C I 8 2 Q B 4 I P
Big Bad Bob Posted 16 January, 2014 Posted 16 January, 2014 it's not the 3rd post since the last one but what the hell :-
Tokyo-Saint Posted 16 January, 2014 Posted 16 January, 2014 Asked a traffic warden if it was ok to park here. He said "fine"
saintbletch Posted 16 January, 2014 Author Posted 16 January, 2014 Let's be honest, this is a bad dad jokes thread and doesn'belong in TMS. Why, don't you just **** off?
Bearsy Posted 16 January, 2014 Posted 16 January, 2014 what, does that comma mean? i know bletch too well to imagine it accident. Is it one of ur dad jokes?
Bearsy Posted 16 January, 2014 Posted 16 January, 2014 yeah ffs bletch, keep this to the lounge or at least include fit bitches every 3rd post. I will help out as much as possible. i would like to see moar of this bird pls tokyos. i will accept pm on this if they is too fruity.
saintbletch Posted 16 January, 2014 Author Posted 16 January, 2014 Will Ferrell. I don't know. (no breasts, just words)
saintbletch Posted 16 January, 2014 Author Posted 16 January, 2014 what, does that comma mean? i know bletch too well to imagine it accident. Is it one of ur dad jokes? Well spotted Bear. It means it's not an insult, but an inquiry. You're not as thick as Toke looks.
Tokyo-Saint Posted 16 January, 2014 Posted 16 January, 2014 It's called boner for the day. I thought you posted it bear? http://www.picstopin.com/639/lolpics-part-12-page-17-the-superherohype-forums/http:%7C%7Ci49*tinypic*com%7Cb626og*jpg/
Tokyo-Saint Posted 16 January, 2014 Posted 16 January, 2014 Well spotted Bear. It means it's not an insult, but an inquiry. You're not as thick as Toke looks. why, don't you, **** yourself up the arse?
Fowllyd Posted 16 January, 2014 Posted 16 January, 2014 They just used to lump the ball up to their Norwegian centre-forward Onme’edson After the match they would adjourn to the pub, where they were served by the Norwegian barman, Lars Torders. When Karl Marx and Freidrich Engels got lost on a country ramble, they realised that they had nothing to choose but their lanes.
Big Bad Bob Posted 17 January, 2014 Posted 17 January, 2014 (edited) Edited 17 January, 2014 by Big Bad Bob
Spudders Posted 21 January, 2014 Posted 21 January, 2014 If you notice this notice, you'll notice this notice, is not worth noticing.
Tokyo-Saint Posted 21 January, 2014 Posted 21 January, 2014 Can you change notice to thread please spud? Or maybe even forum. We could have it as TMS logo or moto.
Spudders Posted 21 January, 2014 Posted 21 January, 2014 Sure thing, here you goes....... If you thread this thread, you'll thread this thread, is not worth threading.
Spudders Posted 21 January, 2014 Posted 21 January, 2014 You're right...... If you forum this forum, you'll forum this forum, is not worth foruming. If you want to try this with any other words, here's the template... If you X this X, you'll X this X, is not worth Xing.
tpbury Posted 21 January, 2014 Posted 21 January, 2014 But you'll need to pick X from this list: http://www.enchantedlearning.com/wordlist/nounandverb.shtml This is a genuine excerpt from the list, and I think quite apt: bear beat bend benefit blame
Bearsy Posted 21 January, 2014 Posted 21 January, 2014 oh i see if you can bear a bare bear then you'll find bearing that bare bear was well worth bearing. It was bare jokes yo
Tokyo-Saint Posted 21 January, 2014 Posted 21 January, 2014 I think the muppet show needs an official coat of arms. Something cool like a samurai slaying a bear with the moto 'If you forum this forum, you'll forum this forum, is not worth foruming' under. Maybe bletch can do a latin version so the gays in the lounge can understand it as well.
Bearsy Posted 21 January, 2014 Posted 21 January, 2014 we already have official latin motto: tokyos am homosex
Bearsy Posted 21 January, 2014 Posted 21 January, 2014 also where is ur racist review of Seven Years A Slave?
Spudders Posted 21 January, 2014 Posted 21 January, 2014 Tokyo is still too busy doing his review of walking with dinosaurs to review that one Bear.
Bearsy Posted 21 January, 2014 Posted 21 January, 2014 Tokyo is still too busy wanking off dinosaurs to review that one Bear. yeah probs. Wish he would hurry up tho i only logged on to report him for doing racist review of Seven Years Of Slaves
Tokyo-Saint Posted 21 January, 2014 Posted 21 January, 2014 Genuine - after it finished my mrs goes "oh so he got out in the end" in a kind of 'what's he moaning about?' way. Bitches be crazy.
Tokyo-Saint Posted 21 January, 2014 Posted 21 January, 2014 Several points on this: 1) Of course he got out. It is called 12 years a slave you crazy *****. If he never got out, it would just be called 'The Slave'. 2) You moan when someone holds you up in traffic let alone keeps you as a slave for 12 years. 3) Sorry for loling at some parts in the movie. This is just my sense of humor.
Bearsy Posted 21 January, 2014 Posted 21 January, 2014 yeah i kind of figured that from title. I dunno if I'll watch it tho, it sounds a bit grim. Was it mostly oh no this is v.bad or was there any bits where it showed the positive side of slavery? I watched a movie the one time bout debating clubs at america colleges, this was about the first black debating team in the 60s or whatever. Everyone was like, lols, no-one is gonna be convinced by ur dumb black debating skills! But the blacks got all the way to the final & then for the final debate at Wembley they had to argue against slavery. I was a bit facepalm. It would have been much more lols if they had made the all black debating team argue pro slavery. That would have been v.interest.
Spudders Posted 21 January, 2014 Posted 21 January, 2014 Several points on this: 1) Of course he got out. It is called 12 years a slave you crazy *****. If he never got out, it would just be called 'The Slave'. 2) You moan when someone holds you up in traffic let alone keeps you as a slave for 12 years. 3) Sorry for loling at some parts in the movie. This is just my sense of humor. You're talking to your Mrs in Muppet show, Is your Mrs and forum member? Is she pinkscarf?
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