badgerx16 Posted 6 March, 2014 Share Posted 6 March, 2014 Custody. Is it? It's no mere trifle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fowllyd Posted 6 March, 2014 Share Posted 6 March, 2014 Winchmore Hill! You can call me Jimmy, but I've done quite enough winching for one day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 6 March, 2014 Share Posted 6 March, 2014 (edited) A running man bumped into a girl, and bowled a maiden over. Edited 6 March, 2014 by badgerx16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 6 March, 2014 Share Posted 6 March, 2014 (edited) Bowled a maiden over? Some girls are no good with swinging balls. It’s the same with football – some girls are no good with sliding tackles. Edited 6 March, 2014 by Halo Stickman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fowllyd Posted 6 March, 2014 Share Posted 6 March, 2014 Cockermouth. My dog has one. Flapjack? No, I'm perfectly calm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 6 March, 2014 Share Posted 6 March, 2014 Shepherds crook - who'll fetch the sheep now ? Nicholas Parsons - windy round the cassocks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 6 March, 2014 Share Posted 6 March, 2014 Newquay? Yes, the old one snapped in the lock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 6 March, 2014 Share Posted 6 March, 2014 Newport? Yes, I finished the last bottle this morning. hic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fowllyd Posted 6 March, 2014 Share Posted 6 March, 2014 Is a blackberry tart? Tart enough to make an apple crumble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 6 March, 2014 Share Posted 6 March, 2014 Newbridge? Yes, my dentist recommended it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 6 March, 2014 Share Posted 6 March, 2014 New Forest? Yes, I’ve stopped waxing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 6 March, 2014 Share Posted 6 March, 2014 Liverpool? No, I'm alright for now. See me in ten years when I've consumed more alcohol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fowllyd Posted 6 March, 2014 Share Posted 6 March, 2014 Have you been to Savannah, Georgia? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 6 March, 2014 Share Posted 6 March, 2014 No, but I’ve been to the Blue Ridge Mountains, Virginia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fowllyd Posted 6 March, 2014 Share Posted 6 March, 2014 I didn't like either of those places - I've decided to Settle in Lancashire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 6 March, 2014 Share Posted 6 March, 2014 Every been to Montana Hannah? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 6 March, 2014 Share Posted 6 March, 2014 I've decided to Settle in Lancashire. I’m going to Rome for a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 6 March, 2014 Share Posted 6 March, 2014 I spent a few months rummaging around down under. * *this is true not bletch stupid word game that killed bear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 6 March, 2014 Share Posted 6 March, 2014 What do you call a wired network in Australia. The LAN down under. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 6 March, 2014 Share Posted 6 March, 2014 Why can’t bear bear stupid word games? Never has a thread been more appropriately named! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 6 March, 2014 Author Share Posted 6 March, 2014 I spent a few months rummaging around down under. * *this is true not bletch stupid word game that killed bear. For the record, as the OP in this thread will attest, I started this hilarious fun with words thread so that The Man didn't do a BBC3 to The Muppet Show. The writing was on the wall. Bear had gone off with his posh mates in the lounge, you'd followed him like the sycophantic, Bear-wannabe you are, and that left me on my own playing with my peter. Nature and Bletch abhor vacuums, so this thread was the answer. Ella Fitzgerald. Does she? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 6 March, 2014 Share Posted 6 March, 2014 How was eat tokyo bletch? You enjoy? Taste good? Real good? You coming back for more? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 6 March, 2014 Share Posted 6 March, 2014 Harry Fitzpatrick, but really shouldn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fowllyd Posted 6 March, 2014 Share Posted 6 March, 2014 I was planning on opening a fruit and veg stall at my local market, but I realised I'd left my barrow in Furness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fowllyd Posted 6 March, 2014 Share Posted 6 March, 2014 Feltham? I did indeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 6 March, 2014 Author Share Posted 6 March, 2014 How was eat tokyo bletch? You enjoy? Taste good? Real good? You coming back for more? Salty. And the miso soup was cloudier than I remembered; more like a tadpole chowder if I'm honest. *The food was great Toke, good recommendation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 6 March, 2014 Share Posted 6 March, 2014 I called ahead and asked them to give you lashings of special sauce on your gyoza and to pay special attention when preparing you takoyaki balls for service. I hope you don't mind? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 6 March, 2014 Share Posted 6 March, 2014 I was planning to open a clothes shop, but realised I'd left all my jumpers in The Wash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 6 March, 2014 Share Posted 6 March, 2014 Loch Ness? Yes, since reading 50 Shades, she likes that sort of thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 6 March, 2014 Share Posted 6 March, 2014 Guess what happened when Ben Doon met Phil MaCafferty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 6 March, 2014 Share Posted 6 March, 2014 On that note, don't do drugs, kids. Mate of mine dropped two e's in public and got pube lice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 6 March, 2014 Share Posted 6 March, 2014 Ooh, topical. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 7 March, 2014 Share Posted 7 March, 2014 Fundamentalist? No, I don’t give money to those type of people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 7 March, 2014 Share Posted 7 March, 2014 Fundamentalist? No, I don’t give money to those type of people. Nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 7 March, 2014 Share Posted 7 March, 2014 Puncheon – the bastards have just raised my tariff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 7 March, 2014 Share Posted 7 March, 2014 I didn't like either of those places - I've decided to Settle in Lancashire. Whilst you might settle on a settle in Lancashire, you would be in Yorkshire if you were to settle in Settle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 7 March, 2014 Share Posted 7 March, 2014 Metric? Yes, we were introduced about 40 years ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fowllyd Posted 7 March, 2014 Share Posted 7 March, 2014 Upham? Right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 7 March, 2014 Share Posted 7 March, 2014 3 gardeners planting a rose in an elderly woman's garden - Doug dug the hole, and after Russell had rustled the lady's bush, Phil filled it in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 7 March, 2014 Share Posted 7 March, 2014 bletch. /blech/ interj. from Yiddish/German `brechen', to vomit. Term of disgust. Often used in "Ugh, bletch". Compare barf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notnowcato Posted 7 March, 2014 Share Posted 7 March, 2014 bletch. /blech/ interj. from Yiddish/German `brechen', to vomit. Term of disgust. Often used in "Ugh, bletch". Compare barf. His name is Brian Letch. Moron this later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 7 March, 2014 Author Share Posted 7 March, 2014 bletch. /blech/ interj. from Yiddish/German `brechen', to vomit. Term of disgust. Often used in "Ugh, bletch". Compare barf. Oy vey. Come in, come in. You'll have some chicken soup with me. Yes? My mate Halo (not my forum mate Halo) is Jewish, well he thinks he is...long story, and he's never made that connection before. I don't believe that Bear. His name is Brian Letch. Moron this later. I don't like what you're incinerating there to-wanc-onto. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 7 March, 2014 Author Share Posted 7 March, 2014 Fundamentalist? No, I don’t give money to those type of people. Like! Metric? Yes, we were introduced about 40 years ago. Halo's literally on fire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 7 March, 2014 Author Share Posted 7 March, 2014 OK Muppets, as a Friday afternoon treat... it's... the... Limerick by Committee game! I'd try to set some rules, but I'll either be confronted by silence or, well, muppets I suppose, so I won't bother. I'm sure it'll work out OK. And as an incentive if this works, we'll move on to Haiku. There was a young man from Caerphilly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fowllyd Posted 7 March, 2014 Share Posted 7 March, 2014 Who idolised Milli Vanilli Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fowllyd Posted 7 March, 2014 Share Posted 7 March, 2014 On the limerick theme, here's a favourite of mine: There was a young man from Dundee, Who was stung on the nose by a wasp. When asked "Does it hurt?" He replied "Not a bit! It can do it again if it likes." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 7 March, 2014 Share Posted 7 March, 2014 There was a young man from Caerphilly. dID hE??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 7 March, 2014 Author Share Posted 7 March, 2014 There was a young man from Caerphilly. Who idolised Milli Vanilli He once mimed to a song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fowllyd Posted 7 March, 2014 Share Posted 7 March, 2014 There was a young man from Caerphilly. Who idolised Milli Vanilli He once mimed to a song. Which awakened his schlong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 7 March, 2014 Share Posted 7 March, 2014 (edited) There was a young man from Caerphilly. Who idolised Milli Vanilli He once mimed to a song. Which awakened his schlong And impressed a watching young filly Edited 7 March, 2014 by badgerx16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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