Tokyo-Saint Posted 19 February, 2014 Share Posted 19 February, 2014 Yeah, bletch was killing TMS Bob, someone had to step in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 19 February, 2014 Share Posted 19 February, 2014 Yeah, bletch was killing TMS Bob, someone had to step in. Give him a break Hyphen, he is trying to edumicate us, look at what he's done to Bear. He can now have a normal conversation on the MB without resort to double entendre. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 19 February, 2014 Share Posted 19 February, 2014 Bear still thinks double entendre are an all girl pop group from xfactor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 19 February, 2014 Share Posted 19 February, 2014 Bear still thinks double entendre are an all girl pop group from xfactor. If a girl asks you for a double entendre then give her one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 19 February, 2014 Share Posted 19 February, 2014 Do you just slip it in whitey? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 19 February, 2014 Share Posted 19 February, 2014 Do you just slip it in whitey? Whenever there's a spare slot in my schedule. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 19 February, 2014 Share Posted 19 February, 2014 Does she object or just suck it up as it's what she has come to expect from you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 19 February, 2014 Share Posted 19 February, 2014 If a girl asks you for a double entendre then give her one. Ask for ID first Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tpbury Posted 19 February, 2014 Share Posted 19 February, 2014 Ask for ID first Sounds all 70's DJ to me. Contact Yewtree now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 19 February, 2014 Share Posted 19 February, 2014 Does she object or just suck it up as it's what she has come to expect from you? Money is no object and you'll suck up anything when you're clutching at straws. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fowllyd Posted 19 February, 2014 Share Posted 19 February, 2014 I love eating oven-roasted new potatoes with rosemary. Unfortunately, she prefers pasta. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lets B Avenue Posted 19 February, 2014 Share Posted 19 February, 2014 I'm in trouble with the police and its all the fault of that grass. can anyone lend me a mower. Patrick? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fowllyd Posted 19 February, 2014 Share Posted 19 February, 2014 I'm in trouble with the police and its all the fault of that grass. can anyone lend me a mower. Patrick? You have a rye sense of humour, I see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 20 February, 2014 Author Share Posted 20 February, 2014 There's a special place in he'll for autocorrect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 20 February, 2014 Author Share Posted 20 February, 2014 Yeah, bletch was killing TMS Bob, someone had to step in. Sorry Toke, I'd missed this. I see this thread as a scism ripping TMS asunder. On one side of the divide you have the erudite, intelligent, men-about-town of the People's Republic of Word Bores. On the other side is you and Bear, with your jeans halfway down your backside revealing the waste-band(sic) of your Calvin Coolidge's, baseball cap turned 180, walking like a couple of piano movers off a 70's PG Tips advert, talking like "you is black", pointing mock pistols held at 90 degrees from the vertical at the rest of TSW society, drinking energy drinks at 8am to try to regain the energy that you would have had if you'd not had the energy drink at 8am the day before, smoking dope like you invented it, nominating your 'friends' to become performing seals caught on YouPube drinking to excess to 'impress', and like some ****ed up pyramid-selling Ponzi scheme where nobody loses, they go on to invite three more brave souls to do the same. No! I didn't fight in wars for this! I want something better for our kids. I want a land where I am proud to throw beautiful words at the world and wonder as I see them caught, toyed with, and thrown back at me with just a little love sprinkled on them. I want this Island, this idyl, these atoms of communication to remain unsullied by your modern ways. So rather than spamming up my eponymous offering, **** off and post something muppety in the rest of TMS. Your ever loving Father. P.S. Good limericks though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 20 February, 2014 Author Share Posted 20 February, 2014 Pat McHunt. Ok, if you insist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 20 February, 2014 Share Posted 20 February, 2014 Back to these then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 20 February, 2014 Share Posted 20 February, 2014 what are u saying tokyos, that they're a bit contrived? i used to know a girl called Bleed Onyafingers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 20 February, 2014 Share Posted 20 February, 2014 my first girlfriend was called Rape Mabumhole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 20 February, 2014 Share Posted 20 February, 2014 my mum's genuine name is Urrealdad Ispostman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 20 February, 2014 Share Posted 20 February, 2014 Nah you got the format all wrong bear, you got to say... Bleed Onyafingers does she I think its just name i.e. 'Jim Lovesabum', them a tag question like 'does he?' This is the way Bletch prefers it for mega lols. I preferred doing insulting rhymes about your family. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 20 February, 2014 Share Posted 20 February, 2014 gotcha. Knew i should not mess with the formula Does McSailorsforfree does he... DOES HE???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 20 February, 2014 Share Posted 20 February, 2014 Do lovejoy next bear or guy that plays shurlock comesonalock or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 20 February, 2014 Share Posted 20 February, 2014 Bendover Cuminsnatch? Edit: DOES HE???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 20 February, 2014 Author Share Posted 20 February, 2014 I preferred it when you were in The Lounge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 20 February, 2014 Share Posted 20 February, 2014 Is that what's known as a reflective statement bletch? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 20 February, 2014 Author Share Posted 20 February, 2014 Ah **** it. You've ruined it now. You always spoil things. **** you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 20 February, 2014 Share Posted 20 February, 2014 Ah **** it. You've ruined it now. You always spoil things. DOES HE???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 20 February, 2014 Share Posted 20 February, 2014 Stefan ****z......... Does he? Super Lols! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 20 February, 2014 Share Posted 20 February, 2014 Kelvin Davis... DOES HE???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 20 February, 2014 Share Posted 20 February, 2014 Roger Daltry does he? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 20 February, 2014 Share Posted 20 February, 2014 Danny Doeshe does he? DOES HE??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 20 February, 2014 Share Posted 20 February, 2014 (edited) yo bletch i just done one of ur homosex jokes in the dumb pompey takeover thread! Check it! Edit: No-one in there seems to be lovin it tho, can you go explain to them bout homosex jokes pls Edited 20 February, 2014 by Bearsy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 20 February, 2014 Share Posted 20 February, 2014 Kate sugarman does she? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 20 February, 2014 Share Posted 20 February, 2014 Spudders worked for Ass compact in Germany.... Did he? Yeah, he did. http://www.asscompact.de Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lets B Avenue Posted 20 February, 2014 Share Posted 20 February, 2014 Tokes. You may (or may not) be interested in the name of the South African batsman, making his debut today. Quentin de Kock. Does he? Sounds more like one of your Sunday afternoon, Richmond Park, Doggers. edit: Dog walkers. True to his name. He is out to a ****-shot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 20 February, 2014 Share Posted 20 February, 2014 Let's just call an end to this now and get back to dirty rhythms about bear's parents. Ader Titsoff Adolf Oliver Nipple Albee Fuctifino Alotta Bush Alotta Fagina Alota Vagina Amanda Bangor Amanda D. P. Throat Amanda Doomy Amanda Faulk Amanda Huginkiss Amanda Hump Amanda Hump Amanda Lay Amanda Lick Amanda Lick Amanda Mount Amanda Mount Amanda Poker Amanda Poker Ana Linjector Andy Cornholder Andy Felterbush Andy Fetersnatch Andy lickther Andy Phuckterpuss Andy Phucter Anita Bangor Anita B. Jaynow Anita B. Lojob Anita Bath Anita Blackman Anita Bohn Anita Bona Anita **** Anita Dickinme Anita Dump Anita Fuch Anna Gaspuwer Anita Gofradump Anita Hanjaab Anita Hardcock Anita Head Anita Hoare Anita Hummer Anita Jackoff Anita Lay Anita Little Anita Longerman Anita Manda Ball Anita Mandelay Anita Masingil Anita Naylor Anita P. Ness Anita Pussy Anita Semen Anita Wackoff Anita Woodcock Anita Woody Anita Wyderbox Anna Bortion Annie Position Annie Rection Anya Neeze Barry McCociner Barry McDikkin Barry Mapole Bea Chermeat Ben Derhover Ben Derhover Ben Dover Ben Gurgen Hoffe Ben Jackinoff Ben N. Syder Ben O. Verbich Ben R. Over Ben TimOver Ben Wabawls Berry McCaulkiner Betty Bangzer Betty Drilzzer Betty Humpter Betty Humpter Betty Phuckzer Betty Phucter Betty Yeragoodlay Bill Lowbiter Bo N. Herr Bo Nerr Brooke N. Rubbers Bruce D. Cocque Buck Nekkid Buster Cherry Buster Hymen C. Mike Rack Cantsia Weiner Chastity Belt Chris P. Nutts Claude Balls Clee Torres Clint Toris Cole Ostamie Colin Forsecs Connie Lingus Cox Ucker Craven Moorehead Curley Pubes Daisy May Blow Dang Lin-Wang Daryl B. Payne Dave Head Dean Gil Barry Dee Flower Dia Rhea **** Aiken **** Alred **** Army **** Assman **** Beiter **** Bender **** Beninya **** Brain **** Burns **** Bush **** Butkus **** Cheese **** C. Normus **** Cranium **** Cumming **** Cumoff **** Daily **** Eder **** Encider **** Face **** Finder **** Fitzintite **** Fitzinwell **** Gozinya **** Handler **** Head **** Hertz **** Holder **** Hungwell **** Hunter **** Johnson **** Kisser **** Less **** Lipps **** Little **** Long **** Myaz **** N. Butts **** N. Cider **** N. Snatch **** Nose **** Payne **** Pole **** Pound **** Raasch **** Ramdass **** Rasch **** Schwab **** Scott Wood **** Seaman **** Slocumb **** Smack **** Stick **** Struck **** Sucker **** Swett **** Swollan **** Tater **** Trickle **** Wacker **** Wad **** Weed **** Zucker Dickie Chew Dill Doe Dirk E. Sanchez Dixie Normous Dixie Rect Dixon B. Tweenerlegs Dixon Butts Dixon Cox Dixon Hand Dixon ****z Don Keedix Doug McCockin Dougie Style Drew Peacock E. Jack Ulayte E. Norma Scock E. Norma Stits E. Normous Peter E. Rex Sean Eaton Beaver Edith D. Pussy Edith McCrotch Edith Mydick Eileen Ulick Elaine R. Over Emmerson Bigguns Emmerson Littleuns Emmerson Niceuns Enorma Skank Eric Chin Eric Shun Eric Ted Long Eric Tyldisfunction Erin Gobraless Farr King Fawn Dell Maibalz Fawn Dillmiballs Fonda Cox Fonda Dix Fonda Peters Frank Lee Gay Freida Brest Frida N. E. Wan Fudd G. Packer Gay Barr Gerald Fitzpatrick Giv M. Head Gall E. McOxbig Hans Omaicok Hans Updeskirt Harry A. Ness Harry Asscrack Harry Azcrac Harry Azzol Harry Balls Harry Ballsack Harry Ballsonya Harry Balzac Harry Balzitch Harry Beaver Harry Cox Harry **** Hunter Harry Dix Harry Dong Harry Johnson Harry ****z Harry Nutt Harry P. Ness Harry Paratesties Harry Peters Harry Reams Harry S. Balsak Harry S. Houle Harry Sach Harry Sax Harry Scrote Harry Setatesties Harry Weiner Harry Undersack Haywood Jablomi Heywood Jagoblowhim Heywood Japhucker Heywood Japhuckhim Heywood Jiblomy Heidi Salami Helda Coccen-Mihan Helda **** Helen Back Helen Bed Herb Eaverstinks Herb Utsmells Herbie Versmels Holden A. Pare Holden Dix and his wife Sharon Dix Holden Hiscock Holden McGroin HO LEE FUK Homer Sexual Honor Knees Houg Gebreasts Howie Feltersnatch Howie Phuckterpuss Howie Phucter Hugh Beeotch Hugh G. Buttnoogie Hugh G. Dildeaux Hugh G. Rection Hugh Gass Hugh Gass Kisser Hugh Gebrests Hugh Gorgy Hugh Janus Hugh Jardon Hugh Jewnitt Hugh Jorgin Hugh Junit Hugh Fatasso Hugh jass Hugh Jorgan Hugh Jorgasm Hugh Jundys Humphrey Lee Humphrey Willy Hyman Berston I. Sal Balls I. Yankit I.C Yadick I. Fartatu I. M. Hung Iama Hore Ida Fucder Ilene Dover Ileen Forward Ilova Gudfach Ima Buttmunch Ima Frute Ima Goodlay Ima Hoare Ima Homeau Ima Homo Ima Hooker Ima Horndawg Ima Horndog Ima P. Ness Ima Rapist Ima Reilly Cumming Iona **** Iona Glasscock Iona P. Hole Issac Cox Issac **** Iva Biggin Ivan Itchinanus Ivan Kutchakokov Ivan Yerkinov Ivana Cumalot Ivana ****u Ivana Phuckalot Ivanna Gitof Ivana Gifa Laccio Ivana Hafsechs Ivana Havesex Ivana Hump Ivana Humpalot Ivana Shroomslap Ivanna B. 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Nisevny Pat Herboub Pat Hiscock Pat Hiscock Pat Maweini Pat McCock Pat McGroin Pat McHunt Pat York Hunt Pat McRotch Pat Myaz Patrick Fitzgerald Penny Tration Pete O'File Peter Beter Peter Breath Peter Dragon Peter Fitzinwell Peter Gosinya Peter Insidya Peter Johnson Peter Usedenuf Phil A. Show Phil Accio Phil Atio Phil C. Rottencrotch Phil McAvity Phil McCrackin Phil McCreviss Phil McCrotch Phil Mianus Phil Mycaulk Philis Ardon Phillip A. Butt Phillip Herpanties Phill Herbutt Phillip McCrack Phill McHunt Philip Herass Phillip Mipanties Phillip Oliver Holz Phillip Oliver Krevises Phillip Purass Phuc N. Stupid Poppa Woody Pussy Galore Ram Dass Ran Sidass Randy Peter Ray Pugh Robert Ennema Rob M****oris Rhoda Duck Rhoda Hotte Ricardo Cabeza Richard Cranium Rhoda Hardcock Rocco Z. Caulk Roch Myaz Rod Gozinya Rod Stiffington Roland D'Hay Rolen Thehay Rolinda *****es Rolinda Joint Ron Chee Rosie O' **** Rosie Palm Ross Crodum Ruben Mycock Rueben G. Spaut Rueben Z. ****z Rusty ****z Sal T. Rection Sarah Tonin Sawyer Crack Sawyer Snatch Scott Hiscock Seaman Sample Seaman Staines Seymore Butts Semour Asscrack Seymour Snatch Seymour Weiner Shara **** Sharon Cox Sharon Head Sharon Peters Shea Verpussi Sophanda Peters Stacy Rect Stella Virgin Stikit Inya Stu Pidass Stu Pidassoe Sylfilthia Rottencrotch Sylvia Dooble-Fitz Tal E. Whacker Tara Dickoff Tara Himen Tara Holenme Tara McClosoff Tara Nupsumass Tara Scrodum Tess Eckel Tess Tickles Todd Lerfondler Toss Misalad Tony Handcock U. R. Stuck Vye Agra Vye Brator Wang Phat Wan Ta Rim Wanda Rimmer Watson Herbusch Wayne Kerr Will Liciipanti Willie B. Hardigan Willie Dicker Willie Eatmeout Willie Fisterbottom Willie Focker Willie Layer Wilma Dickfit Wilma Fingerdoo Wilma Handue Will U. Suckminuts Woody Viagra Yandeeda Horgasm York Hunt Zig Steenine :::::::::: Military Names :::::::::: Colonel Inges Major B. Oner Major **** Major Lee Hung Major Woody Private **** Seaman Flood Seaman Guzzler Seaman Load Seaman O. Liveru Seaman Samples Seaman Stains :::::::::: Foreign Names :::::::::: Adolf Hernipples Adolf Maweeny Adolf Miweiner Adolph Allersnatch Anita Wong **** B. A. Ho Bjorn Wiffabiggun Charming Ho Chu Mi Goo Dwana Fuk Ho Lee Fock Hung Whell I. Rippatitsoff Ima Slutzky Iva Hugh Jhog Ivan Yakinoff Ivanna Goodfuk Ivor Hugh Jardon Iwan A. Jerkov Johann Isonmycok Juan Afokme Juan Alaya Juaque Mioff Kamona Wuanna Laya Kareem Ofsomeyonguy Kareem oliver DaBeli Kareem Oliver Diaz Koksa Ker Laya Megood Lik Mai Dong Likum Long Dik Long Dong Long Duk Dong Mi Dik Gon Mikakis Toosmall My Ho Nas T. Ho Sukan Medik Sum Poon Tang Sumg Sing Wong Ubin Yakinoff We Fukem Yung Won Hung Lo Way Too Yung Yung Thin Ho Yurdi Ksupme Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 20 February, 2014 Share Posted 20 February, 2014 DOES (S)HE???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 20 February, 2014 Share Posted 20 February, 2014 I can confirm that they all do bear. Some of them more than once! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 20 February, 2014 Share Posted 20 February, 2014 Major B. Oner is my favourite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 20 February, 2014 Share Posted 20 February, 2014 You are not considering Ima Slutzky then? This one sounds as contrived as Bletch's efforts but more gratifying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 20 February, 2014 Share Posted 20 February, 2014 yeah some of them seem poss a bit dubious e.g. Ima Homo & I. Fartatu does he Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 20 February, 2014 Share Posted 20 February, 2014 Sophanda Peters i don't get this one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 20 February, 2014 Share Posted 20 February, 2014 I didn't get the Xavi one either bear. I don't think anyone did. Some of them don't work but no one wants to say anything in case dumb word smith calls them dumb*. *he'd probably use other unnecessarily long word with double meaning and then 500 word explanation for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notnowcato Posted 20 February, 2014 Share Posted 20 February, 2014 Sophie Titw*nk? Don't mind if I do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 20 February, 2014 Share Posted 20 February, 2014 Sophanda Peters i don't get this one You'd get it with Sofanda Peters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 20 February, 2014 Share Posted 20 February, 2014 lol worst defense eva by bear. Pretending he don't known her when really its his ex bird who dumped him but he still madly love. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lets B Avenue Posted 21 February, 2014 Share Posted 21 February, 2014 I went on a date last night. I'm now banned from Waitrose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 21 February, 2014 Author Share Posted 21 February, 2014 Dave Ramsbottom. Does he? Pat Ramsbottom. Oh, OK. Phil Ramsbottom. No, definitely not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 21 February, 2014 Share Posted 21 February, 2014 I went on a date last night. I'm now banned from Waitrose. Sympathies. I told my mate I couldn't go out the other night as my car was in for repair. He said "come on the train". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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