Tokyo-Saint Posted 16 December, 2013 Posted 16 December, 2013 Might as well release the results then bear.
Smirking_Saint Posted 16 December, 2013 Posted 16 December, 2013 I voted for you Smirker. It seemed ludicrous to vote for myself, even I don't find myself talking sense 99% of the time. Cheers Kraken, Ive long thought that if I wasnt here to steer the mongs into the right direction then you and possibly window would be there to make do
Bearsy Posted 16 December, 2013 Author Posted 16 December, 2013 Might as well release the results then bear. it won't seem to let me. That thing you found bout having a share results button appears to be all lies! I can prob do it if i pay £299 ffs.
Tokyo-Saint Posted 16 December, 2013 Posted 16 December, 2013 This is the biggest fuck up of the year so far. Bear takes the dumbest poster by default. What a shambles!
Smirking_Saint Posted 16 December, 2013 Posted 16 December, 2013 Only the second time that variation has been used. I'm impressed! Can you not declare the results based on the results as they stood at 100 Bear? (100 people voted....!?) Whoa hold on there, Ive just installed a sure fire way to fire my name up the ranks in the form of some last minute main board propaganda
Tokyo-Saint Posted 16 December, 2013 Posted 16 December, 2013 Just use company credit card bear. By the time they find out, you will have been sacked for something different anyway.
Bearsy Posted 16 December, 2013 Author Posted 16 December, 2013 worst. election. ever. I dunno who is organise this fiasco but in any civilise country they would be drag out back + shot.
Colinjb Posted 16 December, 2013 Posted 16 December, 2013 http://help.surveymonkey.com/articles/en_US/kb/What-happens-if-I-reach-100-responses-with-a-BASIC-account Judging from this you can work from the first 100 responses, it just won't show you the ones after, so to all extents and purposes, voting is closed.
Bearsy Posted 16 December, 2013 Author Posted 16 December, 2013 Here is first award: Monk is securing this in fiercely fought battle with Colins + Minty. Windows, as per usual, is coming up the rear.
Smirking_Saint Posted 16 December, 2013 Posted 16 December, 2013 worst. election. ever. I dunno who is organise this fiasco but in any civilise country they would be drag out back + shot. Well, shall we just say I won ?
Tokyo-Saint Posted 16 December, 2013 Posted 16 December, 2013 Whatever bear. Publish the results that matter! I'm ready to be crowned.
Bearsy Posted 16 December, 2013 Author Posted 16 December, 2013 http://help.surveymonkey.com/articles/en_US/kb/What-happens-if-I-reach-100-responses-with-a-BASIC-account Judging from this you can work from the first 100 responses, it just won't show you the ones after, so to all extents and purposes, voting is closed. Yeah that is what I'm doing them now, I'm having to do screenshots tho + put them on photobuckets. It is v.boring process!
Colinjb Posted 16 December, 2013 Posted 16 December, 2013 Fair play to Monk, second place is perfectly respectable!
Smirking_Saint Posted 16 December, 2013 Posted 16 December, 2013 Here is first award: Monk is securing this in fiercely fought battle with Colins + Minty. Windows, as per usual, is coming up the rear. Who is going to pay for my recent advertising deal on main board bear ? Or hours trawling the internet cafes ? This wasnt in the contract Im no longer smirking saint, Im dissapointed saint
Bearsy Posted 16 December, 2013 Author Posted 16 December, 2013 Who is going to pay for my recent advertising deal on main board bear ? Or hours trawling the internet cafes ? This wasnt in the contract Im no longer smirking saint, Im dissapointed saint all things considered smirking i think you can be v.proud of ur performance. None of the other candidates was retard, and this put you at unfair disadvantage.
Smirking_Saint Posted 16 December, 2013 Posted 16 December, 2013 Plus clearly monk was voted for his ITK when there was clearly a poll for that and colin for his BJ's ! Which I wasnt offered on this occasion ! And Minty ? Well I dont know how that happened people probably thought it said Smirking or something
Winchester Red Posted 16 December, 2013 Posted 16 December, 2013 Here is first award: Monk is securing this in fiercely fought battle with Colins + Minty. Windows, as per usual, is coming up the rear. Technically not bear I added you as an additional option and nobody else would have been that stupid so you'd have got just one vote. That makes you coming up the rear! :-)
Lets B Avenue Posted 16 December, 2013 Posted 16 December, 2013 Can I spend my 3000th post thanking everyone for voting for me? What do you mean that stupid Ursine didn't nominate me?
Bearsy Posted 16 December, 2013 Author Posted 16 December, 2013 (edited) This is just typical lounge. I mean, rallyboy does good posts but the idea that someone can win prestigious award while a) being registered offender and b) only ever posting in dumb pts thread is disgrace! Only in lounge yo! It is like backwards 3rd world country. Edited 16 December, 2013 by Bearsy
Bearsy Posted 16 December, 2013 Author Posted 16 December, 2013 This is the Big Award! Check it! Victory for bears over forces of evil!
Bearsy Posted 16 December, 2013 Author Posted 16 December, 2013 Can I spend my 3000th post thanking everyone for voting for me? What do you mean that stupid Ursine didn't nominate me? I was only administration! If it makes you feel any better, it's the whole forum that pointedly snubbed you.
Bearsy Posted 16 December, 2013 Author Posted 16 December, 2013 I rather fancied young upcomer Barry Sanchez for the upset, however to his credit reigning champ turkish stepped up his game to preserve long unbeaten status. Congrats, champ!
dubai_phil Posted 16 December, 2013 Posted 16 December, 2013 Erm i actually have technical problem with survey now. It seems to have stopped counting votes after first 100 votes. It seems to think i should pay £299 if i want to see the full results. I am prob a bit against paying £299. Does anyone have spare £299? P I K E Y
Tokyo-Saint Posted 16 December, 2013 Posted 16 December, 2013 This is the Big Award! Check it! Victory for bears over forces of evil! Bull****!
Smirking_Saint Posted 16 December, 2013 Posted 16 December, 2013 Bear all this proves is that if there was a poll for the biggest price pikey we wouldnt know the result as your far too netto's to pay for it....
Tokyo-Saint Posted 16 December, 2013 Posted 16 December, 2013 Let's see mvp bear, I've got a feeling there might be an upset this year.
Bearsy Posted 16 December, 2013 Author Posted 16 December, 2013 Have we got a load of excited ladies in the house? I bet we have! Well, take hand out of knickers and scroll down to find out bout who is hottest hottie on Saintsweb! Congrats to suebaby! I will give you ur special prize at some point in near future. When you least expect it.
dubai_phil Posted 16 December, 2013 Posted 16 December, 2013 This is the Big Award! Check it! Victory for bears over forces of evil! OMG a Top 5 finish. That's amazing! I put it all down to holing my chip shot on the approach to the 18th last weekend. Top 5 Wow, this means I am in with a chance of becoming an Automatic selection for the Ryder Cup. Oh wow. Off to the Players lounge to stock up on new stories for the tough season ahead.
Lets B Avenue Posted 16 December, 2013 Posted 16 December, 2013 I was only administration! If it makes you feel any better, it's the whole forum that pointedly snubbed you. Not really. It looks about as badly rigged as Get me out of Strictly Factor, or whatever.
Bearsy Posted 16 December, 2013 Author Posted 16 December, 2013 Bear all this proves is that if there was a poll for the biggest price pikey we wouldnt know the result as your far too netto's to pay for it.... i have to admit this whole thing has turned out to be massive own goal. I am portsmouth of internet award ceremonies.
Window Cleaner Posted 16 December, 2013 Posted 16 December, 2013 Bear all this proves is that if there was a poll for the biggest price pikey we wouldnt know the result as your far too netto's to pay for it.... prize pikey of the year, now there's an honour worth having. Mind you you'd have to climb over thousands of fuel siphoning, copper cable filching, church roof robbers to get it.
Smirking_Saint Posted 16 December, 2013 Posted 16 December, 2013 prize pikey of the year, now there's an honour worth having. Mind you you'd have to climb over thousands of fuel siphoning, copper cable filching, church roof robbers to get it. You could have probably collated those last 3 categories in the one four letter word beginning with B and ending in ear TBH
PhilippineSaint Posted 16 December, 2013 Posted 16 December, 2013 This is the Big Award! Check it! Victory for bears over forces of evil! What do you get for no votes ? I never even voted for myself
Bearsy Posted 16 December, 2013 Author Posted 16 December, 2013 They should let me control next general election. Whole process is a lot smoother if you only bother count the first 100 votes.
Bearsy Posted 16 December, 2013 Author Posted 16 December, 2013 What do you get for no votes ? I never even voted for myself they was prob confused cos i spelled ur name wrong. soz.
Bearsy Posted 16 December, 2013 Author Posted 16 December, 2013 This is confirm what i had long suspected, that a lot of posters (bletch) is only come on here to watch me+tokyos rimming each other
Tokyo-Saint Posted 16 December, 2013 Posted 16 December, 2013 My first award! Shame I have to share it with knobend but award is award.
Bearsy Posted 16 December, 2013 Author Posted 16 December, 2013 This unfortunately will be viewed by mods as validation of their exploits. I wish i had thought to include option "They is all cunts, but no more than the dumb mods." I feel this would of been even more appealing option.
dubai_phil Posted 16 December, 2013 Posted 16 December, 2013 This is confirm what i had long suspected, that a lot of posters (bletch) is only come on here to watch me+tokyos rimming each other I guess Eric & I never truly stood a chance. But hey we finished third (which is quite a miracle as Eric has never managed to finish second in his life (according to Mrs EoA)) Still it is not a bad result when you realise that Tokes & Bear had a whole MOVIE about their love affair
Bearsy Posted 16 December, 2013 Author Posted 16 December, 2013 (edited) not sure it would have been in my personal top 5, but the masses is spoken and it turns out there is nothing they enjoy more than watching turkish get ironed out by John Boy Saint with sub-standard pastie. Edited 16 December, 2013 by Bearsy
Tokyo-Saint Posted 16 December, 2013 Posted 16 December, 2013 Edit - let bear of that 2nd fail, it's Christmas
dubai_phil Posted 16 December, 2013 Posted 16 December, 2013 not sure it would have been in my personal top 5, but the masses is spoken and it turns out there is nothing they enjoy more than watching turkish get ironed out by John Boy Saint with sub-standard pastie. Pastygate wins! Eat This Turks
Bearsy Posted 16 December, 2013 Author Posted 16 December, 2013 And that concludes the Saintsweb Awards 2013. There is no more awards at all. Congrats to winners, lols @ losers, merry christmas + gay new years for one & all!
Colinjb Posted 16 December, 2013 Posted 16 December, 2013 And that concludes the Saintsweb Awards 2013. There is no more awards at all. Congrats to winners, lols @ losers, merry christmas + gay new years for one & all! How about the MVP's and LVP's?
Tokyo-Saint Posted 16 December, 2013 Posted 16 December, 2013 Ffs bear!!!! Get to the tokyo is mvp bit and Ludwig is biggest loser awards!
Bearsy Posted 16 December, 2013 Author Posted 16 December, 2013 How about the MVP's and LVP's? Least said about that the better tbh colin.
Bearsy Posted 16 December, 2013 Author Posted 16 December, 2013 Ffs bear!!!! Get to the tokyo is mvp bit and Ludwig is biggest loser awards! Awards is over. We have no more awards. Everyone is move along now pls. Mods lock thread pls.
Colinjb Posted 16 December, 2013 Posted 16 December, 2013 Least said about that the better tbh colin. Fair enough. Either way, that was quite enjoyable.. good work Bear.
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