Tokyo-Saint Posted 14 December, 2013 Share Posted 14 December, 2013 It's not voting time yet pap ffs! I got that new poll website. If the dumb mods won't make official polls, well just use that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 14 December, 2013 Share Posted 14 December, 2013 Im never going to vote for pap....... Ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 14 December, 2013 Share Posted 14 December, 2013 Also, do you actually expect us to believe you genuinely read bletch's posts? This is like when people pretend they read Russian prison books or whatever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 14 December, 2013 Share Posted 14 December, 2013 It's not voting time yet pap ffs! Paps just put himself in the running for dumb poster of the year award. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 14 December, 2013 Share Posted 14 December, 2013 Im never going to vote for pap....... Ever I'm glad not to have your support, I think. I've never seen this place as a popularity contest, more a dump for thoughts and feelings that ms pap has long tired of hearing. (Obvious joke set up) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 14 December, 2013 Share Posted 14 December, 2013 Paps just put himself in the running for dumb poster of the year award. Excellent. That's three categories now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 14 December, 2013 Share Posted 14 December, 2013 I'm glad not to have your support, I think. I've never seen this place as a popularity contest, more a dump for thoughts and feelings that ms pap has long tired of hearing. (Obvious joke set up) I wont take you up on the obvious pap, although I am dissapointed in your lack of attention to my main board posts but I dont take things personally. In regards to the popularity contest, the whole worlds one isnt it ? Surely after 8k posts you'd like people to realise your the go to guy for any farsprung conspiracy theories ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 14 December, 2013 Share Posted 14 December, 2013 I wont take you up on the obvious pap, although I am dissapointed in your lack of attention to my main board posts but I dont take things personally. In regards to the popularity contest, the whole worlds one isnt it ? Surely after 8k posts you'd like people to realise your the go to guy for any farsprung conspiracy theories ? I'm not on the main board nearly as much as other places, and as someone who frequently declares I know **** all about football, my nomination may not help you secure victory. Main board threads are far too long. If the whole world is truly a popularity contest, then I think we're a bit f**ked. X-Factor is popular, One Direction is popular. You see where I'm going with this. Popularity is no guarantee of quality. Sometimes the two intersect, but not often. There are enough people out there parroting popular views, whereas I deliberately posit provocative ones. It ain't the best way to make friends - going against the grain is rarely a popular move, but it sometimes forces people to challenge their views. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperMikey Posted 14 December, 2013 Share Posted 14 December, 2013 I can't say i'm not disappointed to have received 0 nominations. Can I at least get one for Third Wheel of the Year for trying to get in on Tokes and Bearsy's jokes? I've been a dedicated poster on SWF and its various incarnations for nearly a decade now, and I would appreciate a bit of acknowledgement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 14 December, 2013 Share Posted 14 December, 2013 That's why you can't trust men, Bearsy doesn't write,doesn't ring and fails to nominate me! So my vote goes to Tokyo, that'll teach you Bearsy, nothing is as bitter as a poster spurned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 14 December, 2013 Share Posted 14 December, 2013 I'm not on the main board nearly as much as other places, and as someone who frequently declares I know **** all about football, my nomination may not help you secure victory. Main board threads are far too long. If the whole world is truly a popularity contest, then I think we're a bit f**ked. X-Factor is popular, One Direction is popular. You see where I'm going with this. Popularity is no guarantee of quality. Sometimes the two intersect, but not often. There are enough people out there parroting popular views, whereas I deliberately posit provocative ones. It ain't the best way to make friends - going against the grain is rarely a popular move, but it sometimes forces people to challenge their views. Posting serious stuff like this in the muppet show is a sure fire way to dampen any popular opinion towards yourself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 14 December, 2013 Share Posted 14 December, 2013 6 nominations just shows all the mouthing off I've done over the years about being the best poster in the history of Mongboards was true. I'm not arrogant, I'm just the best poster in the world and it seems I was right. People on here tell me I'm sad and go on about my 21,000 posts but I'll say to them don't f*cking feel sorry for me pal, I'm the best poster on here, 13 years undefeated and got 6 nominations. You stick to your whinging about good posters who don't bother anymore and I'll stick to being the best poster ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 14 December, 2013 Share Posted 14 December, 2013 Posting serious stuff like this in the muppet show is a sure fire way to dampen any popular opinion towards yourself Which as I've already established, I don't really give a f*ck about. How do you reckon your comment about being disappointed about lack of main board recognition (from me, of all people) will go down? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hutch Posted 14 December, 2013 Share Posted 14 December, 2013 Now I know how Milliband feels Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 14 December, 2013 Share Posted 14 December, 2013 Now I know how Milliband feels yep and to make it worse David Milliband Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 14 December, 2013 Share Posted 14 December, 2013 Which as I've already established, I don't really give a f*ck about. How do you reckon your comment about being disappointed about lack of main board recognition (from me, of all people) will go down? Jeez, I didnt think about that one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 14 December, 2013 Share Posted 14 December, 2013 Pap thinks One Direction are bad. Wait until Alex & Sierra make it across the pond from Cowell's latest US based offering Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 14 December, 2013 Share Posted 14 December, 2013 I can't say i'm not disappointed to have received 0 nominations. Can I at least get one for Third Wheel of the Year for trying to get in on Tokes and Bearsy's jokes? I've been a dedicated poster on SWF and its various incarnations for nearly a decade now, and I would appreciate a bit of acknowledgement. 'there is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.' Oscar Wilde Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 14 December, 2013 Share Posted 14 December, 2013 Pap thinks One Direction are bad. Wait until Alex & Sierra make it across the pond from Cowell's latest US based offering I'd indignantly refute this suggestion and insist that we Brits have better taste, but I know we don't. How horrible are they? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonManager Posted 14 December, 2013 Share Posted 14 December, 2013 This event has been cancelled due to high winds. Please stay indoors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 14 December, 2013 Share Posted 14 December, 2013 This event has been cancelled due to high winds. Please stay indoors. Brussels sprouts and real ale, perchance? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonManager Posted 14 December, 2013 Share Posted 14 December, 2013 Brussels sprouts and real ale, perchance? Right away Sir, which table are you at? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 14 December, 2013 Share Posted 14 December, 2013 Watch out Ron, stay around here too long and bletch will be creaming all over you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grey Crab Posted 14 December, 2013 Share Posted 14 December, 2013 Sniping Mongboard Hater of the Year [*]Turkish [*]CB Fry [*]Grey Crab C*nt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The9 Posted 15 December, 2013 Share Posted 15 December, 2013 I've wasted my life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilippineSaint Posted 15 December, 2013 Share Posted 15 December, 2013 Category : Most negative poster of the year Nominations Alpine Saint BlaksySFC AdrianSFC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 15 December, 2013 Author Share Posted 15 December, 2013 sigh can guise ppls stock blame bearsy! i can't nominatie evetyone\1 Tokyos is hardly nominate anyine either! also do not worry cos saintsweb mvp & lvp these will be open ended award + everyone will be elligible! also there may be additional categories for best granddad (whitey+oldnick+others) and hottest granma (the9+bjetch+suewhistle+other people with good spells) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 15 December, 2013 Share Posted 15 December, 2013 I'd indignantly refute this suggestion and insist that we Brits have better taste, but I know we don't. How horrible are they? Sugary, Deeply in love, Puppy Dog eyes on stage at each other, think Donny & Marie Osmond with talent, do strange things to well known songs. (Deconstitute them or something) They are gonna annoy the hell out of the planet as they don't sing like a boy band. Will probably end up with their own thread on TMS sooner or later. Will be iTunes #1 in US for Xmas without a doubt. Cannot decide whether we want to mow them down in a drive-by shooting or jump into bed for crazy wild sex with them. THAT annoying. sigh can guise ppls stock blame bearsy! i can't nominatie evetyone\1 Tokyos is hardly nominate anyine either! also do not worry cos saintsweb mvp & lvp these will be open ended award + everyone will be elligible! also there may be additional categories for best granddad (whitey+oldnick+others) and hottest granma (the9+bjetch+suewhistle+other people with good spells) ^ Shouldn't post while drunk award......... Must be some other gems out there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 15 December, 2013 Share Posted 15 December, 2013 http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/envelope/cotown/la-et-ct-x-factor-contestants-alex-sierra-and-jeff-gutt-rock-itunes-20131213,0,3729409.story#axzz2nXL509jC There you go Papster. Find your own bloody You Tube of them - have had enough already, they are even all over the radio here as well now FFS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 15 December, 2013 Share Posted 15 December, 2013 ^ Shouldn't post while drunk award......... dubai_philip, can you honestly tell the difference? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 15 December, 2013 Share Posted 15 December, 2013 sigh can guise ppls stock blame bearsy! i can't nominatie evetyone\1 Tokyos is hardly nominate anyine either! also do not worry cos saintsweb mvp & lvp these will be open ended award + everyone will be elligible! also there may be additional categories for best granddad (whitey+oldnick+others) and hottest granma (the9+bjetch+suewhistle+other people with good spells) How's your head, bear? Hope you did it just the way he likes it. Slapper. And by the way, leave my Bosnian cousin bjetch out of it! He's my Herzegovinian by another mother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 15 December, 2013 Share Posted 15 December, 2013 How's your head, bear? Hope you did it just the way he likes it. Slapper. And by the way, leave my Bosnian cousin bjetch out of it! He's my Herzegovinian by another mother. Bletch, can you have a go at Tokyo and Smirking please? They're having a go at me for voting for you. Pure jealousy mucker, but what can you do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 15 December, 2013 Share Posted 15 December, 2013 The Saintsweb meme I most enjoy watching posters have a complete meltdown over award (2013). The use of the term "Daily Fail" or derivatives thereof The lament that the better posters no longer bother to contribute, coupled with an understanding of the reasons as to why this might be the case Mark Lawrenson's predictions The opposition and advocacy of plans to expand the capacity of St. Mary's stadium The defence and criticism of any journalist's criticism or defence of Southampton Football Club Others... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 15 December, 2013 Share Posted 15 December, 2013 Bletch, can you have a go at Tokyo and Smirking please? They're having a go at me for voting for you. Pure jealousy mucker, but what can you do? Coming right up... BTW, as we are the Saintsweb equivalent of the Eurovision bloc voting groups, you can rely on getting my "Lounge Poster of the Year" vote. I'm Ukraine to your mother-Russia. Stay real comrade! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 15 December, 2013 Share Posted 15 December, 2013 sigh can guise ppls stock blame bearsy! i can't nominatie evetyone\1 Tokyos is hardly nominate anyine either! also do not worry cos saintsweb mvp & lvp these will be open ended award + everyone will be elligible! also there may be additional categories for best granddad (whitey+oldnick+others) and hottest granma (the9+bjetch+suewhistle+other people with good spells) I dunno bear, the people seem very angry. It was pretty thoughtless of you not to nominate everyone for something. I think that maybe you should get some kind of punishment or something to show how sorry you are. Either that or something festive like Xmas ban or similar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 15 December, 2013 Share Posted 15 December, 2013 The Saintsweb contributor that performed the most unnaturally cringeworthy, water-themed, oral sex act on an oriental, male in-law award (2013) Hiroshima_Saint Nagasaki_Niemi Honda_Hajto Sony_Stokes EmperorHirohitoSaint Yamaha_Yoshida_125LC Mitsubish-Monkou Yoko-Ono's-Goal-Line-Clearance Suzuki_Shilton BenalisBigBentoBox Geisha_Girl_Golac Tsunami_Tstokes Nippon Nicholl or Tokyo-saint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 15 December, 2013 Share Posted 15 December, 2013 The Saintsweb contributor that performed the most unnaturally cringeworthy, water-themed, oral sex act on an oriental, male in-law award (2013) Hiroshima_Saint Nagasaki_Niemi Honda_Hajto Sony_Stokes EmperorHirohitoSaint Yamaha_Yoshida_125LC Mitsubish-Monkou Yoko-Ono's-Goal-Line-Clearance Suzuki_Shilton BenalisBigBentoBox Geisha_Girl_Golac Tsunami_Tstokes Nippon Nicholl or Tokyo-saint I'd vote Tokyo, but he got mouthy the last time I actually voted. That might be a danger given the award he's up for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Convict Colony Posted 15 December, 2013 Share Posted 15 December, 2013 6 nominations just shows all the mouthing off I've done over the years about being the best poster in the history of Mongboards was true. I'm not arrogant, I'm just the best poster in the world and it seems I was right. People on here tell me I'm sad and go on about my 21,000 posts but I'll say to them don't f*cking feel sorry for me pal, I'm the best poster on here, 13 years undefeated and got 6 nominations. You stick to your whinging about good posters who don't bother anymore and I'll stick to being the best poster ever. Hahahaha quality Kanye West rant yo Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 15 December, 2013 Share Posted 15 December, 2013 Ffs here I am trying to commemorate the birth of the baby Jesus by getting bear a festive banning and all you can think about is sucking each other off. Somethings I dont know why I bother. Then I see picture of baby Jesus with way in a manger playing on my iPhone and I remember why. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 15 December, 2013 Share Posted 15 December, 2013 Ffs here I am trying to commemorate the birth of the baby Jesus by getting bear a festive banning and all you can think about is sucking each other off. Somethings I dont know why I bother. Then I see picture of baby Jesus with way in a manger playing on my iPhone and I remember why. Weas, if you couldn't get the bear a ban after his Hitler rant on the main board match reaction then maybe you ain't cut out for the role. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 15 December, 2013 Share Posted 15 December, 2013 More info plse Phil, I missed that and like to report these things. The mods need our help to keep these wannabe Nazi leaders in line. Let this slip now and next week bear will be invading Poland or blitzkrieging on Paris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 15 December, 2013 Share Posted 15 December, 2013 More info plse Phil, I missed that and like to report these things. The mods need our help to keep these wannabe Nazi leaders in line. Let this slip now and next week bear will be invading Poland or blitzkrieging on Paris. http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?48079-Post-Match-Reaction-Newcastle-United-1-1-SAINTS&p=1832787#post1832787 Rule 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 15 December, 2013 Share Posted 15 December, 2013 http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/envelope/cotown/la-et-ct-x-factor-contestants-alex-sierra-and-jeff-gutt-rock-itunes-20131213,0,3729409.story#axzz2nXL509jC There you go Papster. Find your own bloody You Tube of them - have had enough already, they are even all over the radio here as well now FFS Right. I've reviewed this and actually gone to the trouble of watching them on YouTube. Thank you for bringing this to our attention. You have performed a vital service to the nation. Ordinarily, I'd discount most acts from the X-Factor as "more of the same". This is a dewy-eyed duet with a chance of winning it; a modern day Kylie and Jason backed by the marketing muscle of Simon Cowell. Given that this man has managed to convince most of the nation that the X-Factor is a good thing, Alex & Sierra represent a clear and present danger to our nation's health. They must be stopped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 15 December, 2013 Share Posted 15 December, 2013 Right. I've reviewed this and actually gone to the trouble of watching them on YouTube. Thank you for bringing this to our attention. You have performed a vital service to the nation. Ordinarily, I'd discount most acts from the X-Factor as "more of the same". This is a dewy-eyed duet with a chance of winning it; a modern day Kylie and Jason backed by the marketing muscle of Simon Cowell. Given that this man has managed to convince most of the nation that the X-Factor is a good thing, Alex & Sierra represent a clear and present danger to our nation's health. They must be stopped. The only reason I can see to allow them to live is that us men will be able to sneak down the golf course/pub whenever they get a slot on TV as all the wimmin folk will be sitting at the telly going "oh I wish I was that much in love just once in my life" and will be bawling their eyes out every time they sing Gravity. Guys know your enemy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 15 December, 2013 Share Posted 15 December, 2013 ^ Oh btw the Bear already has all their singles downloaded through his fake iTunes account Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viking Warrior Posted 15 December, 2013 Share Posted 15 December, 2013 If pap wins then there is a conspiracy in place to stop other worthwhile posters from winning . I want a stewards enquiry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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