Pit Flies

[scott_saints]

Does anyone on here have them??

[JohnnyFartPants]

What are they?

[Jillyanne]

What are they?

 

+ 1.

[scott_saints]

They are flies that are attracted to a person's vagina.

[CabbageFace]

I have them, am i cool?

[scott_saints]

I have them, am i cool?

No.

[JohnnyFartPants]

They are flies that are attracted to a person's vagina.

 

Did you start this thread so that someone would ask you what they were, then have the delight in passing this new term on to the masses? If so, then well done, you have.

[CabbageFace]

No.

 

I am cool, i inpregnant women.

[scott_saints]

Did you start this thread so that someone would ask you what they were, then have the delight in passing this new term on to the masses? If so, then well done, you have.

I shall neither confirm nor deny your allegations regarding the reasonings behind my original post.

[Thedelldays]

i used to like pit fighter if that helps

[Pip87]

Someone I went to school with once had a fly fly out of her skirt during PE class. Does that count? Only ever seen it the once. We were all about 13ish at the time so obviously there was a lot of giggling involved. She used to shave her arms too. She wasn't very nice either.

[JohnnyFartPants]

Someone I went to school with once had a fly fly out of her skirt during PE class. Does that count? Only ever seen it the once. We were all about 13ish at the time so obviously there was a lot of giggling involved. She used to shave her arms too. She wasn't very nice either.

 

Did she also eat marmalade covered sponge cake?

[Pip87]

Did she also eat marmalade covered sponge cake?

 

I have no idea, some sort of cake must have been involved though (she was on the very large side).

[scott_saints]

I can confirm that you have seen a pit fly, Pip. Congrats.

 

XxXxX

[Pip87]

I can confirm that you have seen a pit fly, Pip. Congrats.

 

XxXxX

 

Wahay, she was useful for something then (giving me carp to post on a forum when bored waiting for a lecture). Do I get a prize? :cool:

[notnowcato]

Someone I went to school with once had a fly fly out of her skirt during PE class. Does that count? Only ever seen it the once. We were all about 13ish at the time so obviously there was a lot of giggling involved. She used to shave her arms too. She wasn't very nice either.

 

Any chance of you recreating this moment in history? Don't worry if your mate or fly can't make it.

[Pip87]

Any chance of you recreating this moment in history? Don't worry if your mate or fly can't make it.

 

Unfortunately I do not know the whereabouts of the girl or the fly. I could find the girl via facebook, but probably not the fly. I fail to see how it could be recreated without them (or the 25 or so girls standing and giggling). A once in a lifetime moment I think. Sorry.

[notnowcato]

Unfortunately I do not know the whereabouts of the girl or the fly. I could find the girl via facebook, but probably not the fly. I fail to see how it could be recreated without them (or the 25 or so girls standing and giggling). A once in a lifetime moment I think. Sorry.

 

I fear for the fly... sounds like your mate can take care of herself though.

 

You are of course right, remakes very rarely work... except of course Cape Fear or Assault on Precinct 13 but all too often they end up like Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

[Dog]

I just found a pit fly sucking around my rim.

[saint_stevo]

i would like a pit fly.

 

i would also like to toked off by a rather large lady named Marjory

[hamster]

If that ***** Fatcher gets wind of this thread she will shut you down.