Derek Acorah has been Arrested

[Lighthouse]

...for 'failing to provide an accurate reading' ironically enough

 

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/derek-acorah-car-crash-tv-psychic-derek-acorah-charged-with-careless-driving-8992468.html

 

For the first time ever a spirit may actually have been present and he doesn't want anyone to know about it.

 

Bad luck Derek, bad luck.

[KelvinsRightGlove]

I've got a lot of time for your punning Lighthouse.

 

Good work.

[Matthew Le God]

He should have been arrested years ago for fraud.

[saintbletch]

Apparently when the policeman leant through the car window he asked the driver if he thought he was "Ayrton bloody Senna".

 

The 63 year old male driver, rolled his eyes up into their kids, rubbed his head and replied in a very poor Brazilian accent " Yes, and I have a message for someone called Frank Williams..."

[Tokyo-Saint]

MLG in the Muppet show at 1am - boom!

 

My work here is done. I am retiring to concentrate on my singing career.