Matthew Le God Posted 9 December, 2013 Share Posted 9 December, 2013 (edited) Osvaldo scores an amazing goal vs Man City, turning Kompany and Zabaleta inside out. Jose Fonte decides this is the best way to celebrate it with him... Come up with a witty caption and you win either Ian "Champagne" McInnes tie or Mick Williams charisma and/or soul... Edited 9 December, 2013 by Matthew Le God Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minty Posted 9 December, 2013 Share Posted 9 December, 2013 'Hey, Man City defenders... THIS is how you keep it tight at the back!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CWD Posted 9 December, 2013 Share Posted 9 December, 2013 I didn't know John Virgo was on the Portsmouth board Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 9 December, 2013 Share Posted 9 December, 2013 Village Fete pie stall stock shortage a mystery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DT Posted 9 December, 2013 Share Posted 9 December, 2013 Osvaldo scores an amazing goal vs Man City, turning Kompany and Zabaleta inside out. Jose Fonte decides this is the best way to celebrate it with him... Come up with a witty caption and you win either Ian McInnes' tie or Mick Williams charisma and/or soul... We'd also like to announce that Sam Sodje will be joining the management team if he can get back from the bookies in time' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delboy Dave Posted 9 December, 2013 Share Posted 9 December, 2013 I prefer the next photo in the Saints gallery, which shows Osvaldo promptly picking his pants back out his arse #chuckle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FloridaMarlin Posted 9 December, 2013 Share Posted 9 December, 2013 Fonte's grasp of vernacular English and idioms shows signs of improvement as he attempts to grapple with the origins of the phrase; "Up at the crack of Dawn." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadia Sllim Posted 9 December, 2013 Share Posted 9 December, 2013 Ones a picture of a pair of shorts up **** creek the other is a picture of four arses up **** creek! WTFILN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 9 December, 2013 Share Posted 9 December, 2013 Richie Barker masters the "Rabbit caught in the headlights" look perfectly, 3 seconds after he glances down at the League Two table. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Boy Saint Posted 9 December, 2013 Share Posted 9 December, 2013 Believe me Dani, the only way we are going to win the Christmas Party Karaoke competition with that bloody BeeGees song you chose for us is if you wear your Armani's riiiighhtttt uuuupppp HEEerre!! Ritchie Barker under his breath: "Why does everyone in this room look related? And I could swear McInnes only held up one hand to illustrate the Clubs 6 point plan!!!????!!!". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperMikey Posted 9 December, 2013 Share Posted 9 December, 2013 Barker internally: "Note to self - never drop acid before going on job websites." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcjwills Posted 9 December, 2013 Share Posted 9 December, 2013 Richie Barker thinking "**** must have been wasted on the free champagne from Ian, could have sworn I was applying for the Southampton job". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 9 December, 2013 Share Posted 9 December, 2013 Iain McInnes' irritation was starting to show as journalists pressed him as to whether a pattern of suspicious results over many years was evidence that an Asian betting syndicate had asked him to engineer Portsmouth Football Club's departure from the Football League. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 9 December, 2013 Share Posted 9 December, 2013 Fonte's enthusiastic celebration meant that the kit man would once again have to turn the washing machine dial all the way to "gusset wash". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cascadia Saint Posted 9 December, 2013 Share Posted 9 December, 2013 Osvaldo scores an amazing goal vs Man City, turning Kompany and Zabaleta inside out. Jose Fonte decides this is the best way to celebrate it with him... Cracking goal dani, you ripped them a new arsehole! Bit cheeky, bet they're really bummed out now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Gotsmanov Posted 9 December, 2013 Share Posted 9 December, 2013 Osvaldo scores an amazing goal vs Man City, turning Kompany and Zabaleta inside out. Jose Fonte decides this is the best way to celebrate it with him... Come up with a witty caption and you win either Ian "Champagne" McInnes tie or Mick Williams charisma and/or soul... "It is not just Sondje it seems our players have been throwing matches for five years" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saints Warrior Posted 9 December, 2013 Share Posted 9 December, 2013 "look I have said it before we are all in it together to get out of league 2, come you lot £80,000 for 3 points thats a bargain and we only need 50 points" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miltonaggro Posted 9 December, 2013 Share Posted 9 December, 2013 The optimism and positivity surrounding Portsmouth FC is infectious... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 9 December, 2013 Share Posted 9 December, 2013 . Consider yourself lucky scummers, this is what happens when you have a fan on the board. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noodles34 Posted 9 December, 2013 Share Posted 9 December, 2013 Consider yourself lucky scummers, this is what happens when you have a fan on the board. Haha, the bloke far left is Mick Williams, know him we'll, actually worked for him, very decent guy, but still, a smelly skate I guess. We'll minted, deservedly so, but I fear for his business if he is subsidising pile of crap he supports. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgehog Posted 10 December, 2013 Share Posted 10 December, 2013 How unprofessional does that picture look like, and whose shed was that shot in? Perhaps they should have a 'h' in jobsite ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DT Posted 10 December, 2013 Share Posted 10 December, 2013 Osvaldo scores an amazing goal vs Man City, turning Kompany and Zabaleta inside out. Jose Fonte decides this is the best way to celebrate it with him... Come up with a witty caption and you win either Ian "Champagne" McInnes tie or Mick Williams charisma and/or soul... We had to terminate the contract of our last manager. I'm afraid I ate him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wurzel Posted 10 December, 2013 Share Posted 10 December, 2013 McInnes :" Sho I says to Rishie, Rishie I says, why don't you come an be our maganer ... manger ... coach .... I told him we's got players, a shed I mean stadium, a luvvery pink away kit and we've even got a **** with a farkin trumpet. And you know what? he's only gone and said yes. Your the beshtest Ronnie... Richies ... the bessssssssssssssshtest .... I love you Risheee" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cabrone Posted 10 December, 2013 Share Posted 10 December, 2013 Cost conscious Pompey board react with unbridled joy as McInnes announces he's the new centre forward. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suewhistle Posted 10 December, 2013 Share Posted 10 December, 2013 The optimism and positivity surrounding Portsmouth FC is infectious... The best, in my opinion: short, snappy and captures the flavour of the event so well. Made I laugh too.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torrent Of Abuse Posted 11 December, 2013 Share Posted 11 December, 2013 Mark Catlin: "I'm pretty sure that's not how you spell 'Poor Play'" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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