CabbageFace Posted 12 December, 2008 Posted 12 December, 2008 Dear All, When i go down on my girlfriend i think it tastes like licking AA Batteries. Regards Im No Sinner.
Dog Posted 12 December, 2008 Posted 12 December, 2008 Dear All, When i go down on my girlfriend i think it tastes like licking AA Batteries. Regards Im No Sinner. Get her to wash the slice first.
EastleighSoulBoy Posted 12 December, 2008 Posted 12 December, 2008 Put the cap back on the battery cover, remove the toy and then proceed.
hamster Posted 12 December, 2008 Posted 12 December, 2008 Dear All, When i go down on my girlfriend i think it tastes like licking AA Batteries. Regards Im No Sinner. I think you mean PP3 battery. I am not suggesting that I know her that well, it is just that you would have to have a very long tongue to touch it on both ends of an AA battery.
Colinjb Posted 12 December, 2008 Posted 12 December, 2008 Get her to eat more veg then. My ex used to taste like that until I added more vitamins to her diet, then she tasted like a sweet sweet hallibut.
INFLUENCED.COM Posted 12 December, 2008 Posted 12 December, 2008 Don't know why, her toy needs a car battery to operate it
CabbageFace Posted 12 December, 2008 Author Posted 12 December, 2008 Dear All, Thank you for the information, i shall use it to further my life. Regards Im No Sinner.
hamster Posted 12 December, 2008 Posted 12 December, 2008 ..... eat more vag then. My ex used to taste like that until I added more vitamins to her diet, then she tasted like a sweet sweet hallibut. So you fed her vitamins just for the halibut! Where was she perched at the time col?
Colinjb Posted 12 December, 2008 Posted 12 December, 2008 So you fed her vitamins just for the halibut! Where was she perched at the time col? Do stop talking carp Hamster. And for your information she was beached after getting wasted on reef. Or something.
Dog Posted 12 December, 2008 Posted 12 December, 2008 Get her to eat more veg then. My ex used to taste like that until I added more vitamins to her diet, then she tasted like a sweet sweet hallibut. Was she a dog?
saint_stevo Posted 12 December, 2008 Posted 12 December, 2008 put a 2pence piece in your mouth. taste about the same?
Jillyanne Posted 12 December, 2008 Posted 12 December, 2008 put a 2pence piece in your mouth. taste about the same? If you ever find yourself with the police pulling you over and you know you will be over the limit, suck a 2 pence piece hard in your mouth and the breathalizer (sp) won't be able to pick up the alcohol in your breath - true story.
CabbageFace Posted 12 December, 2008 Author Posted 12 December, 2008 If you ever find yourself with the police pulling you over and you know you will be over the limit, suck a 2 pence piece hard in your mouth and the breathalizer (sp) won't be able to pick up the alcohol in your breath - true story. Proved to be a lie by Mythbusters, along with Mouthwash, Smoking a cig, eating a pack of mints. Also, why are you engouraging drink driving? The worst thing anyone can do!!!
saint_stevo Posted 12 December, 2008 Posted 12 December, 2008 If you ever find yourself with the police pulling you over and you know you will be over the limit, suck a 2 pence piece hard in your mouth and the breathalizer (sp) won't be able to pick up the alcohol in your breath - true story. have heard this before but it tastes like teh bloody poooseh
Dog Posted 12 December, 2008 Posted 12 December, 2008 If you ever find yourself with the police pulling you over and you know you will be over the limit, suck a 2 pence piece hard in your mouth and the breathalizer (sp) won't be able to pick up the alcohol in your breath - true story.
Jillyanne Posted 12 December, 2008 Posted 12 December, 2008 Tis true I tell ya, many a crew member on the ships I have crewed have done it before being breathalized (sp) by the captain and it has worked.
CabbageFace Posted 12 December, 2008 Author Posted 12 December, 2008 Tis true I tell ya, many a crew member on the ships I have crewed have done it before being breathalized (sp) by the captain and it has worked. Doesnt work. FACT. Look it up on Mythbusters, the guy got wasted, sucked a 2p coin and it didnt make one bit of difference. FACTOIDISMISH
INFLUENCED.COM Posted 12 December, 2008 Posted 12 December, 2008 Dislike Drink drivers greatly, however, about 17 years ago when stupid got into a mates car who had just drunk about 4-6 pints of cider, we were pulled over at a 'stop check' he did the copper thing and the breathalizer failed to give a reading, not all clear not positive simply failed to give a reading the same on the second attempt.
CabbageFace Posted 12 December, 2008 Author Posted 12 December, 2008 Dislike Drink drivers greatly, however, about 17 years ago when stupid got into a mates car who had just drunk about 4-6 pints of cider, we were pulled over at a 'stop check' he did the copper thing and the breathalizer failed to give a reading, not all clear not positive simply failed to give a reading the same on the second attempt. In that case he would have been taken to the local cop shop and tested on a proper machine. FACTOID.
Pancake Posted 12 December, 2008 Posted 12 December, 2008 If you ever find yourself with the police pulling you over and you know you will be over the limit, suck a 2 pence piece hard in your mouth and the breathalizer (sp) won't be able to pick up the alcohol in your breath - true story. Using various substances and tricks (eating an onion, eating breath mints, drinking mouthwash, placing a penny in the mouth, etc.) when drunk can allow someone to beat the breathalyzer test. busted None of the tested methods worked and a blood sample can always be requested by the police. In addition, mouthwash actually made the breathalyzer give a higher reading than usual because of the inherent alcohol content.
INFLUENCED.COM Posted 12 December, 2008 Posted 12 December, 2008 In that case he would have been taken to the local cop shop and tested on a proper machine. FACTOID. Don't know why he wasn't but can assure he was not. Fact(as some on here type)
CabbageFace Posted 12 December, 2008 Author Posted 12 December, 2008 Don't know why he wasn't but can assure he was not. Fact(as some on here type) Because you are making it up too look cool on the internet. Get a life, toolsack.
INFLUENCED.COM Posted 12 December, 2008 Posted 12 December, 2008 Because you are making it up too look cool on the internet. Get a life, toolsack. Nothing is cool about drink driving, as it wasn't me that took the test how do you intepret that I am trying 'too look cool on the internet' that said knobjockey tell me how do you 'look' cool on the internet
CabbageFace Posted 12 December, 2008 Author Posted 12 December, 2008 Nothing is cool about drink driving, as it wasn't me that took the test how do you intepret that I am trying 'too look cool on the internet' that said knobjockey tell me how do you 'look' cool on the internet Not by the way you are acting on here, come back when you have grown up, MR CYBER COOLMAN.
INFLUENCED.COM Posted 12 December, 2008 Posted 12 December, 2008 (edited) CabbageFace in conversation with a fiend:- Been chatting to a 14 year old girl on the internet, she is funny, sexy and flirty, she now tells me she is an undercover cop....How cool is that at her age Edited 12 December, 2008 by INFLUENCED.COM error when I typed friend, meant one of his own
CabbageFace Posted 12 December, 2008 Author Posted 12 December, 2008 CabbageFace in conversation with a friend:- Been chatting to a 14 year old girl on the internet, she is funny, sexy and flirty, she now tells me she is an undercover cop....How cool is that at her age Well done for cracking a quality joke Michael Barrymore....... I wish i was stuck in 1995, MR INTERWEB COOLMAN.
hamster Posted 12 December, 2008 Posted 12 December, 2008 Well done for cracking a quality joke Michael Barrymore....... I wish i was stuck in 1995, MR INTERWEB COOLMAN. Unfair CF, that is a very funny joke, which I have never heard before and have hence texteded to my friend(s). Fancy a 'joke off'? One thread One joke each Poll to find winner. Obviously I am not playing, you versus Iner****.cum
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