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Dear All,

 

When i go down on my girlfriend i think it tastes like licking AA Batteries.

 

Regards

Im No Sinner.

 

Get her to wash the slice first.

Posted
Dear All,

 

When i go down on my girlfriend i think it tastes like licking AA Batteries.

 

Regards

Im No Sinner.

 

I think you mean PP3 battery.

I am not suggesting that I know her that well, it is just that you would have to have a very long tongue to touch it on both ends of an AA battery.

Posted

Get her to eat more veg then. My ex used to taste like that until I added more vitamins to her diet, then she tasted like a sweet sweet hallibut.

Posted
..... eat more vag then. My ex used to taste like that until I added more vitamins to her diet, then she tasted like a sweet sweet hallibut.

 

So you fed her vitamins just for the halibut!

 

Where was she perched at the time col?

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So you fed her vitamins just for the halibut!

 

Where was she perched at the time col?

 

Do stop talking carp Hamster. And for your information she was beached after getting wasted on reef.

 

Or something. :rolleyes:

Posted
Get her to eat more veg then. My ex used to taste like that until I added more vitamins to her diet, then she tasted like a sweet sweet hallibut.

 

 

Was she a dog?

Posted
put a 2pence piece in your mouth.

 

taste about the same?

 

If you ever find yourself with the police pulling you over and you know you will be over the limit, suck a 2 pence piece hard in your mouth and the breathalizer (sp) won't be able to pick up the alcohol in your breath - true story.

Posted
If you ever find yourself with the police pulling you over and you know you will be over the limit, suck a 2 pence piece hard in your mouth and the breathalizer (sp) won't be able to pick up the alcohol in your breath - true story.

 

Proved to be a lie by Mythbusters, along with Mouthwash, Smoking a cig, eating a pack of mints.

 

Also, why are you engouraging drink driving? The worst thing anyone can do!!!

Posted
If you ever find yourself with the police pulling you over and you know you will be over the limit, suck a 2 pence piece hard in your mouth and the breathalizer (sp) won't be able to pick up the alcohol in your breath - true story.

 

have heard this before but it tastes like teh bloody poooseh

Posted
If you ever find yourself with the police pulling you over and you know you will be over the limit, suck a 2 pence piece hard in your mouth and the breathalizer (sp) won't be able to pick up the alcohol in your breath - true story.

 

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Tis true I tell ya, many a crew member on the ships I have crewed have done it before being breathalized (sp) by the captain and it has worked.

 

Doesnt work. FACT.

 

Look it up on Mythbusters, the guy got wasted, sucked a 2p coin and it didnt make one bit of difference.

 

FACTOIDISMISH

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Dislike Drink drivers greatly, however, about 17 years ago when stupid got into a mates car who had just drunk about 4-6 pints of cider, we were pulled over at a 'stop check' he did the copper thing and the breathalizer failed to give a reading, not all clear not positive simply failed to give a reading the same on the second attempt.

Posted
Dislike Drink drivers greatly, however, about 17 years ago when stupid got into a mates car who had just drunk about 4-6 pints of cider, we were pulled over at a 'stop check' he did the copper thing and the breathalizer failed to give a reading, not all clear not positive simply failed to give a reading the same on the second attempt.

 

In that case he would have been taken to the local cop shop and tested on a proper machine.

 

FACTOID.

Posted
If you ever find yourself with the police pulling you over and you know you will be over the limit, suck a 2 pence piece hard in your mouth and the breathalizer (sp) won't be able to pick up the alcohol in your breath - true story.

 

Using various substances and tricks (eating an onion, eating breath mints, drinking mouthwash, placing a penny in the mouth, etc.) when drunk can allow someone to beat the breathalyzer test.

busted

 

None of the tested methods worked and a blood sample can always be requested by the police. In addition, mouthwash actually made the breathalyzer give a higher reading than usual because of the inherent alcohol content.

 

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Posted
Because you are making it up too look cool on the internet.

 

Get a life, toolsack.

 

Nothing is cool about drink driving, as it wasn't me that took the test how do you intepret that I am trying 'too look cool on the internet' that said knobjockey tell me how do you 'look' cool on the internet

Posted
Nothing is cool about drink driving, as it wasn't me that took the test how do you intepret that I am trying 'too look cool on the internet' that said knobjockey tell me how do you 'look' cool on the internet

 

Not by the way you are acting on here, come back when you have grown up, MR CYBER COOLMAN.

Posted (edited)

CabbageFace in conversation with a fiend:-

Been chatting to a 14 year old girl on the internet, she is funny, sexy and flirty, she now tells me she is an undercover cop....How cool is that at her age

Edited by INFLUENCED.COM
error when I typed friend, meant one of his own
Posted
CabbageFace in conversation with a friend:-

Been chatting to a 14 year old girl on the internet, she is funny, sexy and flirty, she now tells me she is an undercover cop....How cool is that at her age

 

Well done for cracking a quality joke Michael Barrymore.......

 

I wish i was stuck in 1995, MR INTERWEB COOLMAN.

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Well done for cracking a quality joke Michael Barrymore.......

 

I wish i was stuck in 1995, MR INTERWEB COOLMAN.

 

Unfair CF, that is a very funny joke, which I have never heard before and have hence texteded to my friend(s).

 

Fancy a 'joke off'?

One thread

One joke each

Poll to find winner.

 

Obviously I am not playing, you versus Iner****.cum

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