How can you not feel real sympathy for this copper?

[marcus]

Pinched from elsewhere, but ... not that I revel in anyone else's misfortune but I've just read a post on the Hammers board which cruelly tickled my warped sense of humour. Some bloke has posted about how disgusted he was with a response to his nephew who is a copper.

 

Apparently his nephew was on duty at an Opening of Parliament event, or similar, in central London and after absolutely ages without being relieved, he was beyond desperate for the toilet for a wee. Eventually, he had to ask to be stood down, seemingly to the annoyance of senior officers, and he hobbled off in search of a loo. However, being unfamiliar with the area he didn't know where to go and went into a small shop and asked/pleaded to use the toilet - but the shopkeeper refused, saying he was fed up with people asking.

 

Guess what? The young officer just couldn't wait and "did it in his trousers" in the street before he could find anywhere else!!

 

His uncle has posted a furious tirade asking how anyone could be so heartless as the shopkeeper. His nephew was apparently, and unsurprisingly, left humiliated by what happened.

 

I know it's not really funny and must have been awful for him but on the other hand ... a small sense of irony, do you think? How many times has a copper done a nick for someone peeing down an alleyway?

[Bearsy]

i thought this scenario was why they carry them hats?

[Glasgow_Saint]

I have ****ed my self a few times - normally when I see where Portsmouth are in the league

 

PMSL

[buctootim]

How can a grown, healthy, sober man not get to a toilet in time for a wazz. Its not like it creeps up on you suddenly.

[marcus]

How can a grown, healthy, sober man not get to a toilet in time for a wazz. Its not like it creeps up on you suddenly.

 

Not normally, but it might do if you've been standing on parade for hours. Poor bloke must have been at bursting point.

[pap]

How can a grown, healthy, sober man not get to a toilet in time for a wazz. Its not like it creeps up on you suddenly.

 

Tim:-

 

Wiz = wee

Wazz = w4nk

 

If you meant wazz, I can't blame the shopkeeper.

[buctootim]

Tim:-

 

Wiz = wee

Wazz = w4nk

 

If you meant wazz, I can't blame the shopkeeper.

 

Nah. My wazz is at no1 and 2. Your wazz is much less popular.

 

Oddly enough their wazz at no3 is what I'd call wizz.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wazz

[marcus]

Nah. My wazz is at no1 and 2. Your wazz is much less popular.

 

Oddly enough their wazz at no3 is what I'd call wizz.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wazz

 

I somehow doubt he'd have needed too many words to reveal his condition to the ignorant shopkeeper.

[dubai_phil]

Meh, it happened in the UK.

 

He'll win a couple of hundred grand compensation as his employer didn't provide facilities and the Ambulance chaser will pocket 80% of it

[scotty]

How can a grown, healthy, sober man not get to a toilet in time for a wazz. Its not like it creeps up on you suddenly.

 

[buctootim]

 

Cystitis

[marcus]

Happened again!

 

A police officer who wet himself when he wasn't relieved in time during the Commonwealth Games in Edinburgh last year has received an apology from police bosses for the embarrassment he suffered.

[bridge too far]

How can a grown, healthy, sober man not get to a toilet in time for a wazz. Its not like it creeps up on you suddenly.

 

Same could be said for idiots who need to pee in alleyways

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-34187998