Thedelldays Posted 11 December, 2008 Author Posted 11 December, 2008 some nutjob is getting lectured by kyle as he got his daughter a bottle of vodka and a can of red bull for her 15th birthday... legend
Pancake Posted 11 December, 2008 Posted 11 December, 2008 some nutjob is getting lectured by kyle as he got his daughter a bottle of vodka and a can of red bull for her 15th birthday... legend As right he should, you need more than 1 can of RB for a bottle of Vodka!
Master Bates Posted 11 December, 2008 Posted 11 December, 2008 (edited) some nutjob is getting lectured by kyle as he got his daughter a bottle of vodka and a can of red bull for her 15th birthday... legend As right he should, you need more than 1 bottle of vodka to entice your daughter into bed. Edited 11 December, 2008 by Master Bates
scott_saints Posted 11 December, 2008 Posted 11 December, 2008 Watching Jeremy Kyle makes me feel good about myself.
Pancake Posted 11 December, 2008 Posted 11 December, 2008 Watching Jeremy Kyle makes me feel good about myself. Does he "do" it for you then?
Jillyanne Posted 11 December, 2008 Posted 11 December, 2008 Watching Jeremy Kyle makes me feel good about myself. Watching you makes me feel good about myself. I love to stalk you.
Thedelldays Posted 11 December, 2008 Author Posted 11 December, 2008 He is now a presenter on Talk Sport as well. he is actually pretty good at that too..
CabbageFace Posted 11 December, 2008 Posted 11 December, 2008 I would love to ask him about his smack head brother and his gambling problems, hippo-cright. Bring back Jezza's Confesions. W1bbl3tronmatic.
scott_saints Posted 11 December, 2008 Posted 11 December, 2008 Watching you makes me feel good about myself. I love to stalk you. I know Jilleh, I know. Sadly, my feelings for Jeremy Kyle happen to greater than those for you xx
Jillyanne Posted 11 December, 2008 Posted 11 December, 2008 I know Jilleh, I know. Sadly, my feelings for Jeremy Kyle happen to greater than those for you xx I can live with that.
CabbageFace Posted 11 December, 2008 Posted 11 December, 2008 I can live with that. I wanted to be alone, too talk about the weather.
Jillyanne Posted 11 December, 2008 Posted 11 December, 2008 I wanted to be alone, too talk about the weather. I will be alone on christmas day, I may or may not have a conversation with the fake tree about the weather or the state of the economy.
Pancake Posted 11 December, 2008 Posted 11 December, 2008 I will be alone on christmas day, I may or may not have a conversation with the fake tree about the weather or the state of the economy. Sounds like a Coldplay lyric...
PompeyLass Posted 11 December, 2008 Posted 11 December, 2008 I will be alone on christmas day, I may or may not have a conversation with the fake tree about the weather or the state of the economy. How come ?
Master Bates Posted 11 December, 2008 Posted 11 December, 2008 How come ? With the use of her hand, foo foo & lubricant,
Jillyanne Posted 11 December, 2008 Posted 11 December, 2008 How come ? Other half is in Equitorial Guinea working, mum is going to Spain, 1 x brother staying with his gf in their new house in London and the other brother staying with his bf in their new house, step son to be that lives with us on a perm basis going to his mums, will be an exciting day I am sure. Oh and I hate my Dad's gf so don't want to go to their trailer in Blazingsmoke.
PompeyLass Posted 11 December, 2008 Posted 11 December, 2008 Other half is in Equitorial Guinea working, mum is going to Spain, 1 x brother staying with his gf in their new house in London and the other brother staying with his bf in their new house, step son to be that lives with us on a perm basis going to his mums, will be an exciting day I am sure. Oh and I hate my Dad's gf so don't want to go to their trailer in Blazingsmoke. Get a load of DVD's, booze, grab your duvet & stay on the sofa all day.
CabbageFace Posted 11 December, 2008 Posted 11 December, 2008 Ok then, turkey or lamb? Lamb. Get your rat pre warmed also.
Jillyanne Posted 11 December, 2008 Posted 11 December, 2008 Lamb. Get your rat pre warmed also. I will also show you my tortoises hibernating in the fridge.
scott_saints Posted 11 December, 2008 Posted 11 December, 2008 Am I also invited jilleh? I have no fwends xx
Jillyanne Posted 11 December, 2008 Posted 11 December, 2008 Am I also invited jilleh? I have no fwends xx Goes without saying Scotty. xx
Essruu Posted 11 December, 2008 Posted 11 December, 2008 Other half is in Equitorial Guinea working, Would rather work thousands of miles away for half the year than live with you permanently mum is going to Spain, Either selfish or she hates you; probably hates you. 1 x brother staying with his gf in their new house in London They could easily invite you, knowing that you will otherwise be on your own... but they don't want to spend time with you. and the other brother staying with his bf in their new house, Ditto this pair; but at least you won't catch any nasty viruses from them. step son to be that lives with us on a perm basis going to his mums, will be an exciting day I am sure. Even though he doesn't want to live with his mum full time, it's still a better option for Christmas than having to spend a single day alone with you Oh and I hate my Dad's gf so don't want to go to their trailer in Blazingsmoke. You should go; you'd be right at home in a trailer park. Oh... I see... you've not been invited there either. Do you ever get the feeling people are trying to tell you something? Merry Christmas.
Weston Super Saint Posted 11 December, 2008 Posted 11 December, 2008 Would rather work thousands of miles away for half the year than live with you permanently Either selfish or she hates you; probably hates you. They could easily invite you, knowing that you will otherwise be on your own... but they don't want to spend time with you. Ditto this pair; but at least you won't catch any nasty viruses from them. Even though he doesn't want to live with his mum full time, it's still a better option for Christmas than having to spend a single day alone with you You should go; you'd be right at home in a trailer park. Oh... I see... you've not been invited there either. Do you ever get the feeling people are trying to tell you something? Merry Christmas. You and JB could invite Jilleh...
Jillyanne Posted 11 December, 2008 Posted 11 December, 2008 As right he should, you need more than 1 can of RB for a bottle of Vodka! Lightweight!
EastleighSoulBoy Posted 11 December, 2008 Posted 11 December, 2008 He is now a presenter on Talk Sport as well. Now why doesn't that surprise me!
EastleighSoulBoy Posted 11 December, 2008 Posted 11 December, 2008 I will be alone on christmas day, I may or may not have a conversation with the fake tree about the weather or the state of the economy. Would that depend on how far you get down the bottle of Vodka?
EastleighSoulBoy Posted 11 December, 2008 Posted 11 December, 2008 Goes without saying Scotty. xx Err . . that he's invited or has no friends?
EastleighSoulBoy Posted 11 December, 2008 Posted 11 December, 2008 Would rather work thousands of miles away for half the year than live with you permanently Either selfish or she hates you; probably hates you. They could easily invite you, knowing that you will otherwise be on your own... but they don't want to spend time with you. Ditto this pair; but at least you won't catch any nasty viruses from them. Even though he doesn't want to live with his mum full time, it's still a better option for Christmas than having to spend a single day alone with you You should go; you'd be right at home in a trailer park. Oh... I see... you've not been invited there either. Do you ever get the feeling people are trying to tell you something? Merry Christmas. Pssst! Jill! I think you have a stalker.
hamster Posted 11 December, 2008 Posted 11 December, 2008 Turkey, goose or spitroast Jill? I may be tempted to come over if you put on a spread.
Jillyanne Posted 11 December, 2008 Posted 11 December, 2008 Turkey, goose or spitroast Jill? I may be tempted to come over if you put on a spread. Just me, the cats the frozen tortoises and the 2 rabbits.
Jillyanne Posted 11 December, 2008 Posted 11 December, 2008 (edited) Would rather work thousands of miles away for half the year than live with you permanently Either selfish or she hates you; probably hates you. They could easily invite you, knowing that you will otherwise be on your own... but they don't want to spend time with you. Ditto this pair; but at least you won't catch any nasty viruses from them. Even though he doesn't want to live with his mum full time, it's still a better option for Christmas than having to spend a single day alone with you You should go; you'd be right at home in a trailer park. Oh... I see... you've not been invited there either. Do you ever get the feeling people are trying to tell you something? Merry Christmas. ****. Edited 12 December, 2008 by Jillyanne
St Landrew Posted 12 December, 2008 Posted 12 December, 2008 Ever get the feeling Essruu is either a modern day Ebenezer Scrooge, as lonely as f**k, or just missed out on being a nice guy when they were handing out personalities...?
notnowcato Posted 12 December, 2008 Posted 12 December, 2008 Ever get the feeling Essruu is either a modern day Ebenezer Scrooge, as lonely as f**k, or just missed out on being a nice guy when they were handing out personalities...? Nah, he just seems like a ****
Pip87 Posted 12 December, 2008 Posted 12 December, 2008 I'm just watching Ricki Lake and thought i'd share the following two sentence conversation with you all: Ricki: How long have you been committed and monogamous to her? Bloke: Since the last time I cheated on her. How fantastic. I wish there was something else on. I might have to eat lunch and then go christmas shopping until there is a better programme on.
EastleighSoulBoy Posted 12 December, 2008 Posted 12 December, 2008 Ever get the feeling Essruu is either a modern day Ebenezer Scrooge, as lonely as f**k, or just missed out on being a nice guy when they were handing out personalities...? he totally missed out on personality, that's why nobody can clash with him.
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