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Mel Barefield, whose son was in the lesson, said: 'The teacher had said to them that Father Christmas wasn't real, Rudolph was a cartoon character and that Christmas trees come from Germany

 

 

eh?.. What's the harm in that, or have I missed something.

Is there a special story I have missed out on for all these years?

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F**k off, Santa's real!!!!!!!!

 

Santa is actually Satan, who 2,000 years ago lost a curling match to an angel. For 2 millennia, Satan/Santa had to be a good, giving and jolly fellow.

 

Chritsmas 3005 Santa/Satan's good cheer will be over, as the ruler of hell he has a naughty list and he aims to fill it, by killing everyone.

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I can see their point. She shouldn't have told them. But really, some teachers are absolutely terrible and they don't get sacked. I assume the theory now is that you don't have to teach children well, just so long as you don't take away their belief in Santa you're alright.

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F**k off, Santa's real!!!!!!!!

 

Santa is actually Satan, who 2,000 years ago lost a curling match to an angel. For 2 millennia, Satan/Santa had to be a good, giving and jolly fellow.

 

Chritsmas 3005 Santa/Satan's good cheer will be over, as the ruler of hell he has a naughty list and he aims to fill it, by killing everyone.

 

That's fine. I'll be dead by 3005 so I won't notice *unsure what smiley to put with that*

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