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The9

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Frankly, as she is someone who became a celeb for being the one who wasn't a celeb on a celeb reality tv show, I couldn't give the tiniest of sh!ts about her, her big placcy baps, or her bigger real gut.

 

That's 30 seconds I'm not getting back - why does the thread title say "celebs"?

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Lord Duckhunter

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A Mail article about a 'celeb' that's put on weight that doesn't resort to being all catty? She must have some dirt on Paul Dacre.

 

She's clearly bringing out a weight loss or fitness DVD in time for xmas/ new year resolutions. Her agent will of set the whole thing up. My mate is a press photographer and 90% of his work is the celebs people ringing the agency he works for and tipping them off .

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She's clearly bringing out a weight loss or fitness DVD in time for xmas/ new year resolutions. Her agent will of set the whole thing up. My mate is a press photographer and 90% of his work is the celebs people ringing the agency he works for and tipping them off .

 

Exactly, she's clearly posing for the photos, its the d-list celebrity gravy train.

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Wowsers!!! A woman has put on weight!! This is shocking! I'm with you delldays, this news is INCREDIBLE!

 

And it's clearly a set up - she's an attention seeker, always has been and has gone out with a crop top on, as all fat people do, training in a public park rather than a gym. She's organised the photo shoot and the whole thing is pathetic, from her involvement, the Mail printing this ****, dulldays thinking this is something worth posting and me for being drawn even talking about it.

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Batman

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Wowsers!!! A woman has put on weight!! This is shocking! I'm with you delldays, this news is INCREDIBLE!

 

And it's clearly a set up - she's an attention seeker, always has been and has gone out with a crop top on, as all fat people do, training in a public park rather than a gym. She's organised the photo shoot and the whole thing is pathetic, from her involvement, the Mail printing this ****, dulldays thinking this is something worth posting and me for being drawn even talking about it.

 

Worthwhile enough for you to post such a considered reply

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Ludwig

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Yes, I said that. You really are a very stupid person. I don't wish to be unkind, but you don't seem to understand the point of my post, when it is pretty straight forward.

 

Help me out - can you explain why this "news" is so shocking to you that you felt compelled to use a "wowzers" and post the story? Is it because your brain is so tiny and undeveloped that changes to the human body, like weight gain, are so unexplainable that you find it freakish and need to share the news? Have you been through puberty? What the **** did that to your micro brain? You must walk around the place in a constant state of shock and awe. Each change to the world seemingly crushing your whole perception of reality. This current movember thing must be f*cking with your mind - people who used to have no moustache NOW HAVE A MOUSTACHE!!! How?! HOW HAS THIS HAPPENED? You should keep a blog about all the wondrous, amazing and confusing things you see during your day. I'd love to read your thoughts about when someone walks into a dark room, touches the wall and a mini sun appears or how in the morning you can walk past shops that have people in them but when you walk past them at night they are empty. It is indeed a mystery what has happened to those shop dwellers.

 

See, this is better than looking at a fat person (just the one person/celeb....not "celebs") - mocking your stupidity. I'm quite happy to do this, it's better than reading pointless ******** that you link to. So, from now on, no more links to stories, give us examples from your own life where there is far more amusement to be had.

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Batman

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Yes, I said that. You really are a very stupid person. I don't wish to be unkind, but you don't seem to understand the point of my post, when it is pretty straight forward.

 

Help me out - can you explain why this "news" is so shocking to you that you felt compelled to use a "wowzers" and post the story? Is it because your brain is so tiny and undeveloped that changes to the human body, like weight gain, are so unexplainable that you find it freakish and need to share the news? Have you been through puberty? What the **** did that to your micro brain? You must walk around the place in a constant state of shock and awe. Each change to the world seemingly crushing your whole perception of reality. This current movember thing must be f*cking with your mind - people who used to have no moustache NOW HAVE A MOUSTACHE!!! How?! HOW HAS THIS HAPPENED? You should keep a blog about all the wondrous, amazing and confusing things you see during your day. I'd love to read your thoughts about when someone walks into a dark room, touches the wall and a mini sun appears or how in the morning you can walk past shops that have people in them but when you walk past them at night they are empty. It is indeed a mystery what has happened to those shop dwellers.

 

See, this is better than looking at a fat person (just the one person/celeb....not "celebs") - mocking your stupidity. I'm quite happy to do this, it's better than reading pointless ******** that you link to. So, from now on, no more links to stories, give us examples from your own life where there is far more amusement to be had.

 

Haha. Another well thought out reply. Keep them coming

 

Always great to read the musings of a Watford fan from North London on a saints message board.

 

What time you got prayers later?

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Ludwig

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What time you got prayers later?

 

What time I got prayers later? What? Why do you want to know when I pray? How is this relevant? Or are you taking me up on my advice and just posting all of your incredibly stupid thoughts? I said do it in a blog that people can dip in and out of. Don't put each and every inane thought up on here or you'll be back up to 30,000 posts within no time and your cover would have been blown.

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Batman

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What time I got prayers later? What? Why do you want to know when I pray? How is this relevant? Or are you taking me up on my advice and just posting all of your incredibly stupid thoughts? I said do it in a blog that people can dip in and out of. Don't put each and every inane thought up on here or you'll be back up to 30,000 posts within no time and your cover would have been blown.

 

It's as relevant as your responses to me.

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Yes, I said that. You really are a very stupid person. I don't wish to be unkind, but you don't seem to understand the point of my post, when it is pretty straight forward.

 

Help me out - can you explain why this "news" is so shocking to you that you felt compelled to use a "wowzers" and post the story? Is it because your brain is so tiny and undeveloped that changes to the human body, like weight gain, are so unexplainable that you find it freakish and need to share the news? Have you been through puberty? What the **** did that to your micro brain? You must walk around the place in a constant state of shock and awe. Each change to the world seemingly crushing your whole perception of reality. This current movember thing must be f*cking with your mind - people who used to have no moustache NOW HAVE A MOUSTACHE!!! How?! HOW HAS THIS HAPPENED? You should keep a blog about all the wondrous, amazing and confusing things you see during your day. I'd love to read your thoughts about when someone walks into a dark room, touches the wall and a mini sun appears or how in the morning you can walk past shops that have people in them but when you walk past them at night they are empty. It is indeed a mystery what has happened to those shop dwellers.

 

 

Harsh but fair :lol: Mind you that could be a useful quote to keep and re post when you don't like what others have said ( Yes including my rambles as well :lol: )

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It's as relevant as your responses to me.

 

Eh? His responses were directly in reference to what you posted. Then you asked him about praying, you weirdo, where does praying come into it? What are you rambling on about? He didn't mention prayers at all.

 

If you keep making yourself look such a tit here and on the main board, you're going to need another new identity pretty soon.

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hypochondriac

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What time I got prayers later? What? Why do you want to know when I pray? How is this relevant? Or are you taking me up on my advice and just posting all of your incredibly stupid thoughts? I said do it in a blog that people can dip in and out of. Don't put each and every inane thought up on here or you'll be back up to 30,000 posts within no time and your cover would have been blown.

 

Who cares? If you didn't like the topic then why reply?

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