The best Official Club Statement ever?

[Saint-Armstrong]

Boreham Wood FC are going for Carlisle's throat after events following their FA Cup tie.

 

http://www.borehamwoodfootballclub.co.uk/boreham-wood-fc-replies-to-laughable-accusation/

 

 

Bonkers. Never seen anything like it.

[bridge too far]

If they do win their court action, I would respectfully suggest they use their 'winnings' to employ a part time press officer. I have never seen such a dreadful grasp of spelling, punctuation and grammar in an official statement in my life!

[Colinjb]

If they do win their court action, I would respectfully suggest they use their 'winnings' to employ a part time press officer. I have never seen such a dreadful grasp of spelling, punctuation and grammar in an official statement in my life!

 

Be fair, that's much better then my match reporting!

[St Chalet]

I hope for their sake that Micah Hall has not been giving them legal advice.

[Fowllyd]

I hope for their sake that Micah Hall has not been giving them legal advice.

 

Looks like he's been writing their official statements, anyway.