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I was thinking today about goals that I have never seen on TV and 2 came to mind.

 

I have never been able to watch a replay of Adrian Heath's winner at Highbury in 1984. Subsequent relegations seemed nothing compared to the feeling of despair after that goal went in. I have never seen it again and never want to.

 

Similarly I understand that Kanu scored a goal in the 2008 Cup Final. I had no interest in that match, did not watch it and have never wanted to see a replay of that goal.

 

Does anybody else have goals that they cannot bear to watch??

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Watching any highlights of our relegation from the prem. Specifically Marcus Bent, Stuart Downing, and that Villa game. Painful.

 

I was only able to watch that season's highlights once we'd been promoted back to the Premier League. Also Pompey's equaliser in 2012 still gets to me, I've only seen it once since.

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I was only able to watch that season's highlights once we'd been promoted back to the Premier League. Also Pompey's equaliser in 2012 still gets to me, I've only seen it once since.

 

Thought it would be the flashbacks of when Sturomseysaint tried to score with you.

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Is it true that our defender tried to trap the ball by sitting on it with no pressure on - one of his party-pieces - and it all went horribly wrong? I was to young (just) to be there but I recall a story along these lines.

 

Complete and utter boll ocks. It went under his foot. Jim Steele had been magnificent in both games and then that happened.

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Gees. Thank feck I have Turkish on ignore. Please stop quoting him. People who think they are (a) funny and (b) clever and are, in fact, © neither are so damned boring.

 

For me, it's a close call between the Norris goal for the skates and the Pires goal at Cardiff. The former was damned annoying. The latter killed my mental dream that I'd see us win the Cup.

 

Also, looking back...it was all down hill - for several years - after losing at the Millenium.

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The Everton one when crouch should have taken it into corner and all 4 at skates during the most gutless and soul destroying performance I've ever seen. The Norris one never bothered me, we were going up them going down. Maybe if it was a winner I may have felt differently.

 

Cup final one never really got to me too much. I remember Man C beating us around Easter in Ballys first season, worse I've ever felt going home as I was convinced we were down.

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I've never seen the replays of the goals at the skate away game in the relegation season, we were on the train the OB held back so we were outside when the first two went in, can't ever imagine being able to bare watching that again, and showing my age, (was about 9 at the time) the Polish goal at Wembley that put us out the World Cup in the seventies. I cried.

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Is it true that our defender tried to trap the ball by sitting on it with no pressure on - one of his party-pieces - and it all went horribly wrong? I was to young (just) to be there but I recall a story along these lines.

 

Definitely not . We were attacking, Jim Steele was our last man back on about the half way line received either a clearance or a pass back to him but miscontrolled it in the mud and their striker nipped it off his toes and had a clear run at goal.

Heartbreaking, especially as we were playing against 11 Belgians AND an East German referee and still looked the more likely to go through till that happened.

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I was only able to watch that season's highlights once we'd been promoted back to the Premier League. Also Pompey's equaliser in 2012 still gets to me, I've only seen it once since.

 

I dont mind that one as much. I just look at how the league table ended that season.

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When I read the title thread my instant reaction was the Adrian Heath '84 semi-final goal. Until that point we all thought destiny had decreed it was our year. A real gutter like no other.

 

I think that goal had a huge detrimental effect on a whole generation of Saints fans.

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Is it true that our defender tried to trap the ball by sitting on it with no pressure on - one of his party-pieces - and it all went horribly wrong? I was to young (just) to be there but I recall a story along these lines.

 

No that is not true. He did try to play football instead of hoofing it though - Jim Steele methinks.

 

It was my first, and most painful, "football sickener" :(

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Van Nistleroy making it 2-1 after Danny Higginbotham had given us the lead against Man U. thus condemning us to relegation - I think that was the game when Roy Keane made several smug gestures about our demise.

 

I thought our first goal was a John O'Shea own goal??

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Been mentioned by many already, but that David Norris goal at St Marys was a sickener. I have never seen any of the goals from that game since, as I refused to watch any highlights. Still, just over a year later, and look where both teams are, 81 places between us.

 

I've watched the highlights repeatedly and laugh at them for it. It was a bit of a sickener at the time but in the great scheme of things was meaningless.

 

All that focus on the game against us, completely ignoring the bigger picture of their own survival and eventual fate. That point took us another step closer to promotion, the point for them was meaningless.

 

Celebrating that goal as if they had won the cup again, it just further showed how stupid, blinkered and small time they were, are and forever shall be.

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Ditto, Heath & Kanu:

 

Listened to the first one go in on the radio in my Dad's Austin Allegro, was the first time I'd heard him call someone a budgie, Mum gave him a right earful

 

Avoided the 2008 Cup Final by spending the afternoon balls deep in bed with a particularly hot g/f

 

I have absolutely no recollection of Arsenal's goal in the 2003 Cup Final but that was down to inordinate amount of Jack and coke stiffeners I'd drunk before the match. Sadly sober enough by the end to remember Ashley Cole's thigh clearing Beattie's header off the line (still think it was over)

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I don't particularly have a problem with the Skates winning the cup. Not when half the players who won it for them were on £70k a week and have since gone on to sue the club for missed wages, unpaid image rights, failing to comply with PAYE etc. etc.

 

I don't meet many Skates, living in Bristol, but when I do I've yet to hear one brag about the cup win in '08. A metal pot, a day out at Wembley and a half arsed venture into the UEFA cup, dont really compensate for going bankrupt and plumetting to the bottom half of League 2.

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Darren Ambrose's late equalizer for Newcastle in 2004.

 

My first game at St. Mary's. The game was back and forth... 0-1, 1-1, 1-2, 2-2 and then Griffit scored to make it 3-2. I was in a high! My first game and we we're winning. Also debut for Alan Blayney in goal and then Griffit (who looked like a big thing) scored what had to be the winner. They also presented Kenwyne Jones as a new signing at half time.

 

Was sat in Kingsland, and everyone around me was going mental as well.... then Ambrose equalized.

Know we didn't loose, but that goal just killed the whole experience.

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None of Pompey's recent goals have been remotely relevant to me TBH. It's always amusing watching/hearing their fans giving it large about their equalizer against us and as their club goes plummeting down the leagues behind their back. To me their irrelevant compared to some of the goals we conceded when we were fighting relegation.

 

The number one for me was Marcus Bent, that goal just shattered our confidence. It sucked the life out of all the fans, the players, the coaches and I don't think the club ever recovered from it. At that point of the season we had momentum and were playing really well but that one goal destroyed our season.

 

Against Everton we were easily the better side and I seem to remember we were also denied a stonewall penalty. Then just after Nigel Martyn pulls off a brilliant save for Everton, Marcus Bent of all people (a player who scored about 5 goals in his last 40 games at that point) somehow beats an on-form Paul Smith at his near post in the last minute.

 

Even now if that goal had never gone in I genuinely think we'd have stayed up

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The 2 equalisers for Pompey in 11/12. I have watched the Norris goal since and the way it happened makes it seem worse. But actually the Joel Ward one was worse, a pathetic goal to give away and I wouldn't have given a toss about Norris had we won that game at Fratton.

 

I can watch the 4-1's now and chuckle because they, especially the first one, were such a long time ago and the fact that they STILL go on about says it all.

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