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Leon Best being a berk (again)


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Can anyone translate that from c**t to english please?

 

i run it through bruv/english translator yo:

 

Dear Mr.G.Gary,

 

Thank you for your recent communications, however the opinions expressed are so at variance with fact that I can only conclude your base of knowledge is not equal to the task. In particular your assertion that my continued absence from the first team squad is due to a lack of ability or effort on my part is deeply erroneous. I am unfortunately not at liberty to lay open the entire circumstance at this time, however consider if you will that as Aesop would have it, "Every truth has two sides."

 

I also thank you for your concern with regards to my financial well-being, however rest assured that regardless of any variance of income there is no imminent danger that my gaming console will be subject to repossession, gifted to me as it was through agreement of my sponsors. Additionally I can confirm that my absence from the first team is not immediately deleterious to my pecuniary circumstances, because whether my match days are spent on the bench or in the stands I remain the most well remunerated employee at the club.

 

Regards,

 

Mr. L.Best

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i run it through bruv/english translator yo:

 

Dear Mr.G.Gary,

 

Thank you for your recent communications, however the opinions expressed are so at variance with fact that I can only conclude your base of knowledge is not equal to the task. In particular your assertion that my continued absence from the first team squad is due to a lack of ability or effort on my part is deeply erroneous. I am unfortunately not at liberty to lay open the entire circumstance at this time, however consider if you will that as Aesop would have it, "Every truth has two sides."

 

I also thank you for your concern with regards to my financial well-being, however rest assured that regardless of any variance of income there is no imminent danger that my gaming console will be subject to repossession, gifted to me as it was through agreement of my sponsors. Additionally I can confirm that my absence from the first team is not immediately deleterious to my pecuniary circumstances, because whether my match days are spent on the bench or in the stands I remain the most well remunerated employee at the club.

 

Regards,

 

Mr. L.Best

 

:lol::toppa:

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Don't forget the penalty that ended up somewhere near the Ikea car park. Bell End indeed.

 

Didnt realise there was an Ikea at Pride Park. I would have gone had I known. It was the most ludicrous own goal too. It's not as if someone blasted the ball at him and it went in.

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