Anti rape underwear - Yes or no?

[Spudders]

What are you thoughts on this?

 

http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/womens-blog/2013/nov/11/problem-anti-rape-underwear-chastity-belt

[Tokyo-Saint]

If the question is would you bone those models, the answer is yes.

 

What was the question again? Why isn't this on the muppet show? First bear, now you! What next, bletch on the motor museum?

[Bearsy]

wouldn't stop me

 

They should consider wearing tights, they is more anti-boner

[Tokyo-Saint]

Or bad breath, that's worse. They should eat scampi nick nacks on the way home from the club. This would be enough to put most rapists off. Or so bear tells me.

[Bearsy]

That is true. Also as you know i work McDonalds and we do some v.effective anti rape products. We have birds that come in every day to buy them, and you wouldn't even think they was particularly the type of birds who is at risk.

[pap]

True story.

 

I have a penile chastity device in the house.

 

It's not mine. Belongs to one of the previous occupants, and was listed in the house inventory as "bric-a-brac".

[Bearsy]

have you worn it, pap? how is it work?

 

edit: picturesss pls

[Tokyo-Saint]

There was a poster on here before Paps who had a "bric-a-brac" room in their house. I can't remember who though, bet bear does.

 

Back on subject, sometimes girls join in charity campaigns like Movember, this can be a put off as well.

 

 

Also talking about her kids loads, "he's such a character" etc.

[pap]

have you worn it, pap? how is it work?

 

edit: picturesss pls

 

I have not worn it ( I don't need to - I'm 38 ).

 

Pics:-

 

[Bearsy]

There was a poster on here before Paps who had a "bric-a-brac" room in their house. I can't remember who though, bet bear does.

 

um pahars innit. He rented a house and they was like whatever you do don't go in the locked room. So he didn't go in there cos he is good as word. Then they kept ringing up every two weeks, "You ain't been in the locked room have you?" and he was like nah, but then he got curious. Anyways one day he went and picked the lock and the door gently creaked open and um pahars was faced with a whole sex dungeon of old men in gimp masks brandishing dildos etc. Um pahars hesitated, and crossed himself, before stepping inside + gently closing the door behind him. He never posted again.

[Bearsy]

fucking hell pap!

 

I'm not boasting or nothing but it looks v.small. Or is that the idea? It's not so much to stop you doing sex, as to stop you even get aroused?

 

Try it on + post moar picturesss pls

[Tokyo-Saint]

What's that Guinness pump under your bubble rap pap? Do you live in a pub or was that where the rapes were happening which is why you took it there?

[Bearsy]

he also has like a sadist sex chair with all nails + shit sticking up. kinky.

[pap]

fucking hell pap!

 

I'm not boasting or nothing but it looks v.small. Or is that the idea? It's not so much to stop you doing sex, as to stop you even get aroused?

 

Try it on + post moar picturesss pls

 

Well, as I said - it belongs to a previous occupant of this house. F**k knows what used to go on in this gaff. The male chastity device is not the only questionable item we uncovered.

 

Had the letting agent around last week and whipped it out. She went ashen-white, and we got a quick email from the landlord telling us we could bung anything out from the garage that we fancied getting rid of.

 

Don't know why we still have it, tbh.

[pap]

What's that Guinness pump under your bubble rap pap? Do you live in a pub or was that where the rapes were happening which is why you took it there?

 

The Guinness is yet more bric-a-brac, Tokes.

[Tokyo-Saint]

With the help of Google, I have found a load pics many not suitable for your work.

 

Here is the suitable ones:

 

 

 

 

Mrs pap with the key

 

[Hatch]

I just googled CB-3000

 

Tokyo appears in the 3rd pic.

[buctootim]

I just googled CB-3000

 

Tokyo appears in the 3rd pic.

 

??

 

Maybe pic 6?

[Tokyo-Saint]

Yeah that's the 3rd pic I got as well, some kind of wifi router. I didn't want to say anything as perhaps that's what hatch thinks I look like.

[pap]

It's free to a good home.

 

I'd wash it first, like.

[Hatch]

aaah, I had my safe search on, not like you pervs.

[ecuk268]

There was a poster on here before Paps who had a "bric-a-brac" room in their house. I can't remember who though, bet bear does.

 

Back on subject, sometimes girls join in charity campaigns like Movember, this can be a put off as well.

 

 

Also talking about her kids loads, "he's such a character" etc.

 

Isn't that Wayne Rooney?

[Tokyo-Saint]

yeah, say what you like about him, the hair transplant has worked wonders.

[Bearsy]

It's free to a good home.

 

I'd wash it first, like.

 

Paint it red + post to SMS. Put note on front, "Dear Nicola, many Christmas returns, love Steve Grant + the guys at Saintsweb"

[Bearsy]

can people stop quote that picture of tokyos gf pls

[Tokyo-Saint]

Mrs Bear

 

[buctootim]

Is she French?

[Tokyo-Saint]

She smells of onions and garlic if that helps?

[buctootim]

Lube her up with some creme Anglais and I'm game.

[Bearsy]

There is nothing better on cold winter night than snuggling up close to ur bird and warming your hands in the thick down of her back hair.

[Tokyo-Saint]

Has anyone seen the anti rape condom called the 'rapex'? It is basically a bear trap for knobs. The woman who thinks she might be raped, sticks it up her *****. Then if she is raped the condom sticks to the rapests knob and can only be removed by a doctor. It doesn't say if the doctor is expected to make the arrest or what. I guess these are the finer details.

 

 

 

By the looks of things this old woman then chops the knob off and and does presentations with it.

[Spudders]

What the flip is this!!!!! I start a serious discussion thread in the Lounge for once, and when I get home from work Bearsy has gone all muppet again and along with Tokyo has raped my thread to the point that invisimod flushes it into muppet show. Tokyo I expect it from, but you Bear, yooooooooooooooooou!!!!!!!!! Are you reformed serious poster who want to discuss topics such as the arguments for or against woman having to protect themselves from rapings, or are you muppet talking about rape prevention undercrackers giving you boners, make up you mind, make up your fuuuuucking mind bear!

[Saint_clark]

...how do you reckon they tested these?

[scotty]

...how do you reckon they tested these?

 

Well, I'm no expert, but....... :poundit:

[Tokyo-Saint]

[CB Saint]

I'm not in the know on all this rape malarkey,however it does strike me as a bit odd that the rapist would stop to oblige the victims request to wear a condom, especially one that is ribbed.

[Mystic Force]

From now on I am going to educate people to not steal my bike instead of buying a lock for it, as the article suggests.

[buctootim]

Has anyone seen the anti rape condom called the 'rapex'? It is basically a bear trap for knobs. The woman who thinks she might be raped, sticks it up her *****. Then if she is raped the condom sticks to the rapests knob and can only be removed by a doctor. It doesn't say if the doctor is expected to make the arrest or what. I guess these are the finer details.

 

 

By the looks of things this old woman then chops the knob off and and does presentations with it.

 

Those are rubbish. If you're going to go to all that trouble you might as well use a more attractive design.

 

Bunny

 

Tortoise

[saintbletch]

Kudos Spudders. This is an important topic and it deserves to be discussed in an adult fashion which is why The Man parked it here in TMS.

 

Whilst these pants might very well deter an amateur rapist, I just can help but think that a particularly dedicated defiler wouldn't be so easily deterred.

 

I mean, use some imagination. If a burgler were to find your front door locked and your back door locked, well blow me, he'd surely just force himself through an upstairs opening.

 

Also, after a hot curry you'd need to ensure that you had the "key" with you, or if not you'd have to nearly OD on Imodium the night before to ensure that your didn't end up wearing the world's most secure nappy.

[Tokyo-Saint]

Good thinking bletch. If you were planning on date raping (again) and found that she had these anti-bear pants on, put the roofies away for now. All you need is to get her to drink a couple of pints of water. Then once the lock has been compromised, you get the roofies out again.

 

Fantastic work Bletch, you really helped the rape community. They will be singing your name in the isolation block of Winchester prison tonight (again).

[sotonjoe]

You sad bastards. How you can make light of anything to do with rape is disgraceful. Lowest of the low from the usual suspects.

 

 

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[Bearsy]

It's my habit to make light of all darkness. It makes me feel happy and safe somehow. But then sometimes ur confronted by the darkness face on, you unexpectedly encounter a victim of rape on a football forum, and he calls you on all ur bullshit. It gives me bad feels

[Tokyo-Saint]

You and the other usual suspects have to be more careful bear. I agree, you are disgraceful!

[Bearsy]

I'm so sadness right now! It's like I've been emotionally raped by sotonjoe.

 

Did i ever tell you bout my gf what was rape?

[Tokyo-Saint]

Are you so upset your avi has changed?

 

No with gf story bear - fire away

[Tokyo-Saint]

Oh hang on bear, will it upset Southamptonjoe? If so, you and the usual suspects should take care with your story even if you were raped by Garry Lucy.

[Bearsy]

i feel like the ghost avatar was sullied by rape associations. I'm trying for clean slate!

 

It is v.sad story bout my ex-gf! If you is given to tears + emotions you probably best not to read about it!

 

Anyways I had this girlfriend, we will call her Angie cos that was her name. She was v.dirty + loved sex, but was always a bit weird bout bum-sex. I mean, if it come up in polite conversation i.e. if we was having dinner at her parents house she would shift uncomfortably + try to change subject. She would also absolutely not let me go anyway near the bum. I wasn't particularly bothered one way or the other, till she made it clear it was off the table, and then I'm afraid to say I become a bit fixated on it.

 

I was always on at her bout having bum-sex! I was asking her, and begging on her, and trying to do deals with her like if she was to say oooh I would love to go to dubai i would say we can do if you give up the bum! I thought that would be a definite winner but she was absolutely adament! No bear, we is not doing anal! I was not give up tho! I keep on about it, I tried arguing + shouting + threatening to bum some other bird instead, and then finally she breaks down all in tears and admits that before we met she got bum-raped.

 

This made me feel very bad. I mean, that she would give up bum to a rapist but not to her actual boyfriend! Obviously I dumped her immediately.

[Tokyo-Saint]

****s sake saints web, my posts been deleted again!

 

Anyway, the gist of it was that it is time for bear to tell the true story. Obviously bear is angie, the go to Dubai to get bummed thing, well why do you think so many golf pros shack up with golfing phil. The whole thing was set up by bletch and best is having flashbacks heavily stumbling through that obvious, poorly disguised story.