Test to determine your brain age

[Unbelievable Jeff]

Sarb isn't 43 Toke.

 

In fact Sarb isn't even Sarb. He's not even 27% Sarb.

 

Lies fall so easily from his mouth that I'm not sure if I'm more offended by the lies themselves or the fact that he thinks we are stupid enough to swallow his mendacious mucous.

 

P.S. Who in their right mind isn't attracted to Carson from Downton Abbey? It's a good look and I carry it off with not a little panache. If I say so myself. Let me buttle for you Toke. I'd do it for free as long as I could decide which side I was going to dress you each day.

 

Bletch: "I think, that Sir will be dressing 'against the grain' and to the right today" [rearranges Toke's tackle from it's natural position]

Toke: "Hmm, ahh ahh ahhhh..."

Bletch: "Never mind Sir, it's what a man servant is for. I'll just pop and get you some fresh undergarments."

 

P.P.S I scored 29 - but it took a few attempts. There is a worrying spot the difference image of a young girl wearing a mask and snorkel whilst lying front-down on the beach. I had to do a double-take when I clicked to show the snorkel was the difference. The outline of the snorkel looked, well let's just say, inappropriate.

 

Why am I not 43? I know you don't think I am who I am, but how can you tell me how old I am?!

[saintbletch]

Why am I not 43? I know you don't think I am who I am, but how can you tell me how old I am?!

 

How can I tell that you're not 43?

 

Because your lips are moving Sarb.

[Bearsy]

How can I tell that you're not 43?

 

Because your lips are moving Sarb.

 

we expect better of you bletch than this weak retort. I've looked at it in various ways but it does not appear to be even one of ur homosex jokes. There is a certain sinister interest in ur claim to be able to see what he's doing with his lips, but other than that i could find little to interest + amuse.

 

We're not angar, we're just disappoint.

[SuperMikey]

Getting back on topic, my brain age is 41.

 

I'm 22 in 3 weeks

[Window Cleaner]

Getting back on topic, my brain age is 41.

 

I'm 22 in 3 weeks

 

shows what a brain dead job in a call centre can do for you.

[Tokyo-Saint]

-1 rep points for getting back on topic money. This thread wasn't flushed to the Muppet show for do gooders like you to get us back on topic.

 

Sarb, you ever been to or lived near Hythe?

[SuperMikey]

-1 rep points for getting back on topic money. This thread wasn't flushed to the Muppet show for do gooders like you to get us back on topic.

 

Sarb, you ever been to or lived near Hythe?

 

Are you sure your brain age was 50, or was it 500?

[Unbelievable Jeff]

we expect better of you bletch than this weak retort. I've looked at it in various ways but it does not appear to be even one of ur homosex jokes. There is a certain sinister interest in ur claim to be able to see what he's doing with his lips, but other than that i could find little to interest + amuse.

 

We're not angar, we're just disappoint.

 

I'm spreading my lips for him right now...

[Unbelievable Jeff]

-1 rep points for getting back on topic money. This thread wasn't flushed to the Muppet show for do gooders like you to get us back on topic.

 

Sarb, you ever been to or lived near Hythe?

 

Kent? Nope, Middlesex (Hounslow).

Edited 15 November, 2013 by Unbelievable Jeff

[Tokyo-Saint]

So you have no knowledge of Southampton at all?

 

Can't believe bletch doubts you, everything seems fullproof

[Unbelievable Jeff]

So you have no knowledge of Southampton at all?

 

 

Can't believe bletch doubts you, everything seems fullproof

 

I wouldn't say at all, but I've never lived there, no.

[Tokyo-Saint]

At the risk of sounding racist in the eyes of the pc bedwetters, no many Indians who have never lived in Southampton, support Southampton.

 

What's the story?

[Unbelievable Jeff]

At the risk of sounding racist in the eyes of the pc bedwetters, no many Indians who have never lived in Southampton, support Southampton.

 

What's the story?

 

My father moved over in the 50's, lived in Shirley for 15 years and adopted them as his team. Moved up to Southall when other family members moved over in the late 60's and then got passed down to me when I was born.

[Glasgow_Saint]

[Glasgow_Saint]

[saintbletch]

My father moved over in the 50's, lived in Shirley for 15 years and adopted them as his team. Moved up to Southall when other family members moved over in the late 60's and then got passed down to me when I was born.

 

Your lips are moving again Sarb.

[Unbelievable Jeff]

Your lips are moving again Sarb.

!?!

[Glasgow_Saint]

You always know when Jeff/DPS is lying............. His lips move

 

Pmsl

[sandwichsaint]

Real age 52, test age 36 after a bottle of red and with one eye on the football, I'll take that.

[buctootim]

Are you sure the Muppet show is for you Sarb? You seem more like a Lounge or Main Board man to me - reasonable, literate, barely disturbed.

[Unbelievable Jeff]

Are you ure the Muppet show is for you Sarb. You seem more like a Lounge or Main Board man to me - reasonable, literate, barely disturbed.

 

I'm not sure in all honesty, I thought from being in here GS would stop following me but he just seems to follow me anywhere I go. Like a puppy. But a gimpy one.

[buctootim]

I'm not sure in all honesty, I thought from being in here GS would stop following me but he just seems to follow me anywhere I go. Like a puppy. But a gimpy one.

 

He's a puppy that likes being slapped on the nose. Its the attention you see.

[Unbelievable Jeff]

He's a puppy that likes being slapped on the nose. Its the attention you see.

 

Is that why he starts thread after mundane, boring thread on the main board then?

[Big Bad Bob]

 

I'm perfectly fine thanks