Unbelievable Jeff Posted 15 November, 2013 Share Posted 15 November, 2013 Sarb isn't 43 Toke. In fact Sarb isn't even Sarb. He's not even 27% Sarb. Lies fall so easily from his mouth that I'm not sure if I'm more offended by the lies themselves or the fact that he thinks we are stupid enough to swallow his mendacious mucous. P.S. Who in their right mind isn't attracted to Carson from Downton Abbey? It's a good look and I carry it off with not a little panache. If I say so myself. Let me buttle for you Toke. I'd do it for free as long as I could decide which side I was going to dress you each day. Bletch: "I think, that Sir will be dressing 'against the grain' and to the right today" [rearranges Toke's tackle from it's natural position] Toke: "Hmm, ahh ahh ahhhh..." Bletch: "Never mind Sir, it's what a man servant is for. I'll just pop and get you some fresh undergarments." P.P.S I scored 29 - but it took a few attempts. There is a worrying spot the difference image of a young girl wearing a mask and snorkel whilst lying front-down on the beach. I had to do a double-take when I clicked to show the snorkel was the difference. The outline of the snorkel looked, well let's just say, inappropriate. Why am I not 43? I know you don't think I am who I am, but how can you tell me how old I am?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 15 November, 2013 Share Posted 15 November, 2013 Why am I not 43? I know you don't think I am who I am, but how can you tell me how old I am?! How can I tell that you're not 43? Because your lips are moving Sarb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 15 November, 2013 Share Posted 15 November, 2013 How can I tell that you're not 43? Because your lips are moving Sarb. we expect better of you bletch than this weak retort. I've looked at it in various ways but it does not appear to be even one of ur homosex jokes. There is a certain sinister interest in ur claim to be able to see what he's doing with his lips, but other than that i could find little to interest + amuse. We're not angar, we're just disappoint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperMikey Posted 15 November, 2013 Share Posted 15 November, 2013 Getting back on topic, my brain age is 41. I'm 22 in 3 weeks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Window Cleaner Posted 15 November, 2013 Share Posted 15 November, 2013 Getting back on topic, my brain age is 41. I'm 22 in 3 weeks shows what a brain dead job in a call centre can do for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 15 November, 2013 Share Posted 15 November, 2013 -1 rep points for getting back on topic money. This thread wasn't flushed to the Muppet show for do gooders like you to get us back on topic. Sarb, you ever been to or lived near Hythe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperMikey Posted 15 November, 2013 Share Posted 15 November, 2013 -1 rep points for getting back on topic money. This thread wasn't flushed to the Muppet show for do gooders like you to get us back on topic. Sarb, you ever been to or lived near Hythe? Are you sure your brain age was 50, or was it 500? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Jeff Posted 15 November, 2013 Share Posted 15 November, 2013 we expect better of you bletch than this weak retort. I've looked at it in various ways but it does not appear to be even one of ur homosex jokes. There is a certain sinister interest in ur claim to be able to see what he's doing with his lips, but other than that i could find little to interest + amuse. We're not angar, we're just disappoint. I'm spreading my lips for him right now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Jeff Posted 15 November, 2013 Share Posted 15 November, 2013 (edited) -1 rep points for getting back on topic money. This thread wasn't flushed to the Muppet show for do gooders like you to get us back on topic. Sarb, you ever been to or lived near Hythe? Kent? Nope, Middlesex (Hounslow). Edited 15 November, 2013 by Unbelievable Jeff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 15 November, 2013 Share Posted 15 November, 2013 So you have no knowledge of Southampton at all? Can't believe bletch doubts you, everything seems fullproof Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Jeff Posted 15 November, 2013 Share Posted 15 November, 2013 So you have no knowledge of Southampton at all? Can't believe bletch doubts you, everything seems fullproof I wouldn't say at all, but I've never lived there, no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 15 November, 2013 Share Posted 15 November, 2013 At the risk of sounding racist in the eyes of the pc bedwetters, no many Indians who have never lived in Southampton, support Southampton. What's the story? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Jeff Posted 15 November, 2013 Share Posted 15 November, 2013 At the risk of sounding racist in the eyes of the pc bedwetters, no many Indians who have never lived in Southampton, support Southampton. What's the story? My father moved over in the 50's, lived in Shirley for 15 years and adopted them as his team. Moved up to Southall when other family members moved over in the late 60's and then got passed down to me when I was born. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glasgow_Saint Posted 15 November, 2013 Share Posted 15 November, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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saintbletch Posted 15 November, 2013 Share Posted 15 November, 2013 My father moved over in the 50's, lived in Shirley for 15 years and adopted them as his team. Moved up to Southall when other family members moved over in the late 60's and then got passed down to me when I was born. Your lips are moving again Sarb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Jeff Posted 15 November, 2013 Share Posted 15 November, 2013 Your lips are moving again Sarb. !?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glasgow_Saint Posted 15 November, 2013 Share Posted 15 November, 2013 You always know when Jeff/DPS is lying............. His lips move Pmsl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sandwichsaint Posted 15 November, 2013 Share Posted 15 November, 2013 Real age 52, test age 36 after a bottle of red and with one eye on the football, I'll take that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 15 November, 2013 Share Posted 15 November, 2013 Are you sure the Muppet show is for you Sarb? You seem more like a Lounge or Main Board man to me - reasonable, literate, barely disturbed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Jeff Posted 15 November, 2013 Share Posted 15 November, 2013 Are you ure the Muppet show is for you Sarb. You seem more like a Lounge or Main Board man to me - reasonable, literate, barely disturbed. I'm not sure in all honesty, I thought from being in here GS would stop following me but he just seems to follow me anywhere I go. Like a puppy. But a gimpy one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 15 November, 2013 Share Posted 15 November, 2013 I'm not sure in all honesty, I thought from being in here GS would stop following me but he just seems to follow me anywhere I go. Like a puppy. But a gimpy one. He's a puppy that likes being slapped on the nose. Its the attention you see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Jeff Posted 15 November, 2013 Share Posted 15 November, 2013 He's a puppy that likes being slapped on the nose. Its the attention you see. Is that why he starts thread after mundane, boring thread on the main board then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 15 November, 2013 Share Posted 15 November, 2013 I'm perfectly fine thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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