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Maybe I did the wrong test. Mine wasn't a quiz, it just asked me how I felt and stuff.

 

Poor old man Tokyo, not remembering that being asked questions and stuff, and a quiz where you are asked questions and stuff could be the same thing. How do you feel now Tokes, with all us young whippersnappers getting better scores?

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9 years under my real age, and that was after screwing up badly on anagram game, was trying to type in the letters instead of drag, and the pounce on the stars, blaming not having the mouse on a decent mat.

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Ah ok got it. It is different if you play it on your PC than it is on your phone. On the phone it is just like some kind of counsellor making judgements about you cause you drink sometimes and don't go to the doctor unless your aids are playing up.

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34

 

Or was it 37? I can't quite remember. Not bad for a 64-year old. There are some flaws in it. Clicking on yellow stars when you've got a split on your wrist is no joke and when I entered VINE for an anagram of VEIN it told me I was wrong and that the answer is VINE.

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30 this time and I still couldn't hit a yellow splodge. That anagram thing is more a test of mouse skills than anything else. If you don't drop the letter in the middle of the square it doesn't count. Why can't I just type the answers in?

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30 this time and I still couldn't hit a yellow splodge. That anagram thing is more a test of mouse skills than anything else. If you don't drop the letter in the middle of the square it doesn't count. Why can't I just type the answers in?

 

It's called hand eye co-ordination and is supposed to measure how well your brain is working...

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It's called hand eye co-ordination and is supposed to measure how well your brain is working...

 

It's more a test of how good your mouse is, and what happens if your wrist is in plaster? This discriminates against the physically disadvantaged. How would professor Stephen Hawking do on this part of the test?

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buggered up the anagram one though, as I was 'centering ' the letters properly.

 

the anagram one is bastard, my first one up was like "RAID" and i couldn't think of an anagrams for RAID, so it gave me anagram mental age of like 112 or something.

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It's more a test of how good your mouse is, and what happens if your wrist is in plaster? This discriminates against the physically disadvantaged. How would professor Stephen Hawking do on this part of the test?

 

He would move his eyes, stare very hard to pick up the letter and then blink to drop it..

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This test is highly flawed. A lot of it is "clicking on things" and I'm using a laptop with a dodgy mousepad. Nothing to do with brain age at all.

 

 

Hmmph.

 

EDIT: I see others had this problem too. The best test to find out how old a brain is is to look at the date of birth on the birth certificate of the child you decapitated. :-)

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I know somebody who is very attracted to Indian men in their 40's. Can you let me know if:

 

1) You don't get bored easily when someone goes on and on

2) You like word games and watching countdown

3) You are attracted to Carson from Downton Abbey

 

If you answered yes to 1 or more of the above, you may be eligible to enter a prize draw for a date in Winchester. Just let me know.

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I know a bear who is very attracted to men in their 20's. Can you let me know if:

 

1) You swallow

2) At least don't think you have AIDS

3) You are attracted to hairy men with Birmingham accents

 

If you answered yes to 1 or more of the above, you may be eligible to enter a prize draw for a date in the Bullring. Just let me know.

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I know a granddad who is very attracted to men in their 80's. Can you let me know if:

 

1) You have your own teeth

2) Are attracted to men with white hair

3) You don't mind cheapskates who have dodgy mouse things but don'g get them replaced.

 

If you answered yes to 1 or more of the above, you may be eligible to enter a prize draw for a date in Longstanton Spice museum. Just let me know.

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Where is Longstanton? What sort of spices are on show on display? If its just salt/pepper and chili powder I'm not interested as I have all these minerals in my kitchen cupboard.

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I know somebody who is very attracted to Indian men in their 40's. Can you let me know if:

 

1) You don't get bored easily when someone goes on and on

2) You like word games and watching countdown

3) You are attracted to Carson from Downton Abbey

 

If you answered yes to 1 or more of the above, you may be eligible to enter a prize draw for a date in Winchester. Just let me know.

 

Sarb isn't 43 Toke.

 

In fact Sarb isn't even Sarb. He's not even 27% Sarb.

 

Lies fall so easily from his mouth that I'm not sure if I'm more offended by the lies themselves or the fact that he thinks we are stupid enough to swallow his mendacious mucous.

 

P.S. Who in their right mind isn't attracted to Carson from Downton Abbey? It's a good look and I carry it off with not a little panache. If I say so myself. Let me buttle for you Toke. I'd do it for free as long as I could decide which side I was going to dress you each day.

 

Bletch: "I think, that Sir will be dressing 'against the grain' and to the right today" [rearranges Toke's tackle from it's natural position]

Toke: "Hmm, ahh ahh ahhhh..."

Bletch: "Never mind Sir, it's what a man servant is for. I'll just pop and get you some fresh undergarments."

 

P.P.S I scored 29 - but it took a few attempts. There is a worrying spot the difference image of a young girl wearing a mask and snorkel whilst lying front-down on the beach. I had to do a double-take when I clicked to show the snorkel was the difference. The outline of the snorkel looked, well let's just say, inappropriate.

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Ive got something to add to the 'Dead Spy in a Bag' thread but no-one has started it yet and I cant wait any longer.

 

Tim has Steve Grant banned you from starting threads!

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