Gas_ton Ramirez

[Barry Sanchez]

The S has been ommited as infraction points are now added on, it would appear the Frey Bentos mafia have worked their magic on here as well......................

[Bearsy]

The S has been ommited as infraction points are now added on, it would appear the Frey Bentos mafia have worked their magic on here as well......................

 

Is anyone actually offended by Barry calling him Gasston?

[Barry Sanchez]

Its the Sh emphasis that seems to get someones goat, st is fine, the s in the pronunciation winds some element up.

[mulletsaint]

Its the Sh emphasis that seems to get someones goat, st is fine, the s in the pronunciation winds some element up.

 

Just popped in here for a breath of fresh air but all I've found is the whiff of a pre ****e fart.

 

I am amused that the swear filter allows gash but if you're name's D1ck, you're in trouble.

[saintbletch]

The S has been ommited as infraction points are now added on, it would appear the Frey Bentos mafia have worked their magic on here as well......................

 

Oi Sanchez, I warned you, you ****.

 

I'm ****ing fed-up taking one for the Lounge and Main Bored team here.

 

**** off back to wherever you came from, or at the very least keep out of the Muppet Show you ****ing negative ****.

 

'night.

[Tokyo-Saint]

FFS Barry, I've been trying to drive bletch to a breakdown for years and along you pop, making being a complete **** look easy and steal my glory. Jesus!

[Barry Sanchez]

Oi Sanchez, I warned you, you ****.

 

I'm ****ing fed-up taking one for the Lounge and Main Bored team here.

 

**** off back to wherever you came from, or at the very least keep out of the Muppet Show you ****ing negative ****.

 

'night.

 

 

Good night Bletch, take your slippers off and have a digestive.

[saintbletch]

Good night Bletch, take your slippers off and have a digestive.

 

Bedtime biscuit advice, poor. Slipper removal advice, good.

 

A digestive before bed might as well be crack cocaine for the troubled and restless night's sleep its sugar content will give you.

 

Just say "No".

 

Barry, as the newly elected Mayor of The Muppet Show, I want to extend the hand of welcome to you and your mental posts and threads.

 

You've recently had a new addition to the Sanchez family, so I believe congratulations are in order. Congratulations. I think I speak for the extended TSW family when I say that you were sorely missed on here during your paternity leave.

 

Now, it's understandable that you'll want to sneak away from the mildly claustrophobic bosom of your growing family to kick-back and enjoy yourself on here. And of course we know that you get a great deal of pleasure from identifying underperforming, and/or overvalued players and then pointing out the limitations and failings of these players to other posters who don't have the same level of football/finance insight. That of course is the prerogative that your five pounds per annum grants you.

 

But I ask nicely, please, please, please leave your negativity towards Southampton Football Club's players outside the The Muppet Show town limits.

 

Or, I will kill you.

Edited 7 November, 2013 by saintbletch

[Tokyo-Saint]

Also don't mention Cortese unless is is about dinner orgies or spoons that have gone missing.

[Tokyo-Saint]

In addition point to note - mentioning something boring and middle class like cords, a Ford focus, beige, digestives, women called Mavis, mowing the lawn on Sundays is not the greatest come back that was ever invented and does not win all arguments or disagreements. Just thought you should know that.

[saintbletch]

In addition point to note - mentioning something boring and middle class like cords, a Ford focus, beige, digestives, women called Mavis, mowing the lawn on Sundays is not the greatest come back that was ever invented and does not win all arguments or disagreements. Just thought you should know that.

 

Ohh Toke, you're such a beige cord-wearing, Ford Focus-driving, digestive-eating, lawn-mowing, day-of-rest-eshewing Mavis!

[KelvinsRightGlove]

Can you not ruin the muppet show with your bizarre little obsession bazza?

 

Ta

[Tokyo-Saint]

[shirleysfc]

I'm a bit concerned that Bazza may have Alzheimers, he seems to be repeating himself more than usual.

[pap]

I think many of you are overlooking Barry Sanchez' obvious comedic genius. Observe.

 

He takes one word, such as :-

 

Gaston

 

He then inserts a letter. Both letter and placement are super-important, otherwise Barry would simply be a moron who couldn't spell, and not a potential comedy genius.

 

Gas->h

 

The result is amazing. From one player's name, he comes up with something which is simultaneously:-

 

1) A little bit rude

2) Assuming that Barry thinks Gash is rubbish, dovetails with his impressions of the player in question.

 

As a fan of traditional gash, I have to wonder why Barry isn't as keen.

[Barry Sanchez]

I think many of you are overlooking Barry Sanchez' obvious comedic genius. Observe.

 

He takes one word, such as :-

 

Gaston

 

He then inserts a letter. Both letter and placement are super-important, otherwise Barry would simply be a moron who couldn't spell, and not a potential comedy genius.

 

Gas->h

 

The result is amazing. From one player's name, he comes up with something which is simultaneously:-

 

1) A little bit rude

2) Assuming that Barry thinks Gash is rubbish, dovetails with his impressions of the player in question.

 

As a fan of traditional gash, I have to wonder why Barry isn't as keen.

 

I had a Welsh teacher once called Mrs Gash.

[Barry Sanchez]

 

Going out Friday?

[Tokyo-Saint]

Sorry Barry, I've got plans.

[Barry Sanchez]

Thats a shame, that purple number and hair would be a real hit up here.......................