Give me a JOB

[Batman]

I am leaving the mighty RN.

anyone fancy giving me a job

 

 

cheers

 

[Turkish]

This job description was written for you.

 

http://isw.changeworknow.co.uk/mandb/vms/e/brands/positions/dQo0LWfVbpW7na_AIVSHO8

[Batman]

This job description was written for you.

 

http://isw.changeworknow.co.uk/mandb/vms/e/brands/positions/dQo0LWfVbpW7na_AIVSHO8

[Batman]

This job description was written for you.

 

http://isw.changeworknow.co.uk/mandb/vms/e/brands/positions/dQo0LWfVbpW7na_AIVSHO8

[alpine_saint]

Is Her Majesty's Navy out-contracting to Berni Inns or something ?

 

How will we survive without our own Casey Ryback ?

[Jonnyboy]

[pap]

What are your skills, Jamie?

 

Like bow-hunting skills and nunchuck skills. Employers dig dudes with skills.

[Batman]

What are your skills, Jamie?

 

Like bow-hunting skills and nunchuck skills. Employers dig dudes with skills.

 

I can balance a ball on my head.

TEKKERZ

[Glasgow_Saint]

Go full time on here?

[Turkish]

What are your skills, Jamie?

 

Like bow-hunting skills and nunchuck skills. Employers dig dudes with skills.

 

Full English breakfasts and lasagne.

[Big Bad Bob]

I am leaving the mighty RN.

anyone fancy giving me a job

 

 

cheers

 

 

Whatever you do don't go work as a chef on a train, we all know what happens to ex-Navy chefs that work on trains...

[pap]

I can balance a ball on my head.

TEKKERZ

 

Then it's pointless continuing this thread. Any prospective employer will want to know what you can do, apart from "content generation" for a football site.

[Batman]

Then it's pointless continuing this thread. Any prospective employer will want to know what you can do, apart from "content generation" for a football site.

 

i highly doubt any future employer is posting here/recruiting from here

[pap]

i highly doubt any future employer is posting here/recruiting from here

 

Then it was pointless starting this thread.

[alpine_saint]

i highly doubt any future employer is posting here/recruiting from here

 

Right, so there was no point to this thread other than to attention seek, right ?

 

should we all be slashing our wrists or at least picking ourselves up from our floods of tears at the prospect of knowing that Blighty no longer calls upon you to protect its sacred shores ? Did you want us to BEG you to change your mind ?

 

I thought you were doing something of vital importance to national security ? Seems I was right about you being a chef all along...

[Batman]

chef. LOL

even if I was, and that is a point of ridicule, because....?

[alpine_saint]

chef. LOL

even if I was, and that is a point of ridicule, because....?

 

Because as Turks so eloquently and cuttingly put it, you talk like you are to the Royal Navy what Steven Segal was to the USS Missouri............

[Batman]

Because as Turks so eloquently and cuttingly put it, you talk like you are to the Royal Navy what Steven Segal was to the USS Missouri............

 

ok.

cheers

[Big Bad Bob]

chef. LOL

even if I was, and that is a point of ridicule, because....?

 

I've watched lots of films and I know that Navy chefs are really deadly killing machines in disguise

[Pugwash]

Like the Russian guy from 'Hunt for Red October', who went on the try and kill Kevin Costner in The Bodyguard?

[Glasgow_Saint]

My fav pic on Jamies facebook

 

[pap]

chef. LOL

even if I was, and that is a point of ridicule, because....?

 

It would only be a point of ridicule because of the way you've presented your expertise in the past.

 

It has nothing to do with the essential "chefness" of the post in question. Everyone's got to eat. Chef is a useful job.

[Toadhall Saint]

Nope - your on here to much to be anywhere near employable.

[Glasgow_Saint]

Any luck yet Batman?

[EastleighSoulBoy]

It would be a little naive to expect any employer to GIVE you a job. You'll need to do exactly the same as many on here have advised.

 

You'll have to go out and look for work, like the majority of us do.

[Viking Warrior]

Lots of jobs in Shetland about to happen re 4bn oil operations . You will be good will oil Jamie if the rumours are true . Plenty of fash and chips to fry for the workers.

[Glasgow_Saint]

http://www.saintsfc.co.uk/news/article/vacancy-sales-assistant-1413208.aspx

[scotty]

I've watched lots of films and I know that Navy chefs are really deadly killing machines in disguise

 

Is their food that bad?

[The Cat]

http://www.saintsfc.co.uk/news/article/vacancy-sales-assistant-1413208.aspx

 

Free onsite parking. How times have changed.

[pap]

According to IMDB, Jamie will be a mystical martial artist/environmental agent taking on a ruthless oil corporation in his next job.

 

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0110725/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_40

 

The job comes with its own name; Jamie must assume the alias Forrest Taft for the duration, by now a bread-and-butter activity to the forum's "master of disguise".

 

Good luck, nipper.

[Horley CTFC Saint]

I've watched lots of films and I know that Navy chefs are really deadly killing machines in disguise

 

I'm told they've got ****ing massive choppers

[alpine_saint]

I've watched lots of films and I know that Navy chefs are really deadly killing machines in disguise