Batman Posted 5 November, 2013 Share Posted 5 November, 2013 I am leaving the mighty RN. anyone fancy giving me a job cheers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 5 November, 2013 Share Posted 5 November, 2013 This job description was written for you. http://isw.changeworknow.co.uk/mandb/vms/e/brands/positions/dQo0LWfVbpW7na_AIVSHO8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman Posted 5 November, 2013 Author Share Posted 5 November, 2013 This job description was written for you. http://isw.changeworknow.co.uk/mandb/vms/e/brands/positions/dQo0LWfVbpW7na_AIVSHO8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman Posted 5 November, 2013 Author Share Posted 5 November, 2013 This job description was written for you. http://isw.changeworknow.co.uk/mandb/vms/e/brands/positions/dQo0LWfVbpW7na_AIVSHO8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alpine_saint Posted 5 November, 2013 Share Posted 5 November, 2013 Is Her Majesty's Navy out-contracting to Berni Inns or something ? How will we survive without our own Casey Ryback ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 5 November, 2013 Share Posted 5 November, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 5 November, 2013 Share Posted 5 November, 2013 What are your skills, Jamie? Like bow-hunting skills and nunchuck skills. Employers dig dudes with skills. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman Posted 5 November, 2013 Author Share Posted 5 November, 2013 What are your skills, Jamie? Like bow-hunting skills and nunchuck skills. Employers dig dudes with skills. I can balance a ball on my head. TEKKERZ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glasgow_Saint Posted 5 November, 2013 Share Posted 5 November, 2013 Go full time on here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 5 November, 2013 Share Posted 5 November, 2013 What are your skills, Jamie? Like bow-hunting skills and nunchuck skills. Employers dig dudes with skills. Full English breakfasts and lasagne. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 5 November, 2013 Share Posted 5 November, 2013 I am leaving the mighty RN. anyone fancy giving me a job cheers Whatever you do don't go work as a chef on a train, we all know what happens to ex-Navy chefs that work on trains... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 5 November, 2013 Share Posted 5 November, 2013 I can balance a ball on my head. TEKKERZ Then it's pointless continuing this thread. Any prospective employer will want to know what you can do, apart from "content generation" for a football site. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman Posted 5 November, 2013 Author Share Posted 5 November, 2013 Then it's pointless continuing this thread. Any prospective employer will want to know what you can do, apart from "content generation" for a football site. i highly doubt any future employer is posting here/recruiting from here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 5 November, 2013 Share Posted 5 November, 2013 i highly doubt any future employer is posting here/recruiting from here Then it was pointless starting this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alpine_saint Posted 5 November, 2013 Share Posted 5 November, 2013 i highly doubt any future employer is posting here/recruiting from here Right, so there was no point to this thread other than to attention seek, right ? should we all be slashing our wrists or at least picking ourselves up from our floods of tears at the prospect of knowing that Blighty no longer calls upon you to protect its sacred shores ? Did you want us to BEG you to change your mind ? I thought you were doing something of vital importance to national security ? Seems I was right about you being a chef all along... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman Posted 5 November, 2013 Author Share Posted 5 November, 2013 chef. LOL even if I was, and that is a point of ridicule, because....? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alpine_saint Posted 5 November, 2013 Share Posted 5 November, 2013 chef. LOL even if I was, and that is a point of ridicule, because....? Because as Turks so eloquently and cuttingly put it, you talk like you are to the Royal Navy what Steven Segal was to the USS Missouri............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman Posted 5 November, 2013 Author Share Posted 5 November, 2013 Because as Turks so eloquently and cuttingly put it, you talk like you are to the Royal Navy what Steven Segal was to the USS Missouri............ ok. cheers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 5 November, 2013 Share Posted 5 November, 2013 chef. LOL even if I was, and that is a point of ridicule, because....? I've watched lots of films and I know that Navy chefs are really deadly killing machines in disguise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pugwash Posted 5 November, 2013 Share Posted 5 November, 2013 Like the Russian guy from 'Hunt for Red October', who went on the try and kill Kevin Costner in The Bodyguard? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glasgow_Saint Posted 5 November, 2013 Share Posted 5 November, 2013 My fav pic on Jamies facebook Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 5 November, 2013 Share Posted 5 November, 2013 chef. LOL even if I was, and that is a point of ridicule, because....? It would only be a point of ridicule because of the way you've presented your expertise in the past. It has nothing to do with the essential "chefness" of the post in question. Everyone's got to eat. Chef is a useful job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toadhall Saint Posted 9 November, 2013 Share Posted 9 November, 2013 Nope - your on here to much to be anywhere near employable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glasgow_Saint Posted 17 November, 2013 Share Posted 17 November, 2013 Any luck yet Batman? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EastleighSoulBoy Posted 17 November, 2013 Share Posted 17 November, 2013 It would be a little naive to expect any employer to GIVE you a job. You'll need to do exactly the same as many on here have advised. You'll have to go out and look for work, like the majority of us do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viking Warrior Posted 17 November, 2013 Share Posted 17 November, 2013 Lots of jobs in Shetland about to happen re 4bn oil operations . You will be good will oil Jamie if the rumours are true . Plenty of fash and chips to fry for the workers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glasgow_Saint Posted 11 March, 2014 Share Posted 11 March, 2014 http://www.saintsfc.co.uk/news/article/vacancy-sales-assistant-1413208.aspx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 11 March, 2014 Share Posted 11 March, 2014 I've watched lots of films and I know that Navy chefs are really deadly killing machines in disguise Is their food that bad? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat Posted 11 March, 2014 Share Posted 11 March, 2014 http://www.saintsfc.co.uk/news/article/vacancy-sales-assistant-1413208.aspx Free onsite parking. How times have changed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 11 March, 2014 Share Posted 11 March, 2014 According to IMDB, Jamie will be a mystical martial artist/environmental agent taking on a ruthless oil corporation in his next job. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0110725/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_40 The job comes with its own name; Jamie must assume the alias Forrest Taft for the duration, by now a bread-and-butter activity to the forum's "master of disguise". Good luck, nipper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horley CTFC Saint Posted 11 March, 2014 Share Posted 11 March, 2014 I've watched lots of films and I know that Navy chefs are really deadly killing machines in disguise I'm told they've got ****ing massive choppers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alpine_saint Posted 12 March, 2014 Share Posted 12 March, 2014 I've watched lots of films and I know that Navy chefs are really deadly killing machines in disguise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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