The 2013 Stalker Check Survey - Name and Shame Time

[Tokyo-Saint]

Who are the last 10 big paedo stalkers to visit your page and how many visits have you had?

 

My last 10 were:

 

100% Saint+, ART, Bearsy, Big Bad Bob, Mozz, mulletsaint, Neef, norwaysaint, ozzmeister, Spudders

 

I have had 3483 visits against my 7945 posts. This means that one of the above stalkers visits my profile ever 2nd post I make.

 

I have discussed this in great depth with the mods and they have promised me that the first poster to come up 10 times as a stalker gets a perminban ( unless I am framed).

 

 

NAME AND SHAME TIME

[Bearsy]

The last 10 visitor(s) to this page were:

100% Saint+, Deano6, Delboy Dave, Half Full, hythesaint, mattlocksheath, Phil63, Saint Garrett, Tokyo-Saint, Under Weststand

This page has had 3,499 visits

 

100% Saint is Snap with tokyos! He is v.dangerous stalkster. I'm not sure who all the other dudes is, Deano + Garretts are obv close personal forum friends, I can't quite place all the others like Half Full + mattlocksheath?

[pap]

Andy_Porter, Colinjb, Danny R, Gemmel, hutch, JoD_Celt, Mystic Force, saint boggy, saintfully, Ulrich van Gobbel

 

Are my latest stalkers.

 

Fk me, my number of visitors has shot up by around 1500. I'm going to assume something is wrong with the site, rather than popularity/infamy.

[buctootim]

aintforever, barney, Colinjb, Dig Dig, Glasgow_Saint+, Julian H. Cope, Mr X, robsfc, St. Mulv, USaint

 

Clearly a better class of stalker than you - but less dedicated - only 3,416 visits for over 10,000 post - 1 in 3. That could be because my posts are less thought provoking, but I like to think its because I'm more memorable.

[KelvinsRightGlove]

Andy_Porter, Colinjb, Danny R, Gemmel, hutch, JoD_Celt, Mystic Force, saint boggy, saintfully, Ulrich van Gobbel

 

Are my latest stalkers.

 

Fk me, my number of visitors has shot up by around 1500. I'm going to assume something is wrong with the site, rather than popularity/infamy.

 

I wonder how many 'visits' are from people (like me) with fat fingers trying to open threads on their phones? I do this regularly.

 

Anyways, 1,685 visits to my 2,270 posts.

 

Most recent stalkists:

 

dellboypete, EBS1980, Glasgow_Saint, Ponty, saint si, saintsurfalot, scotsaintsfan, Smirking_Saint, St Chalet, xxiv

[pap]

I wonder how many 'visits' are from people (like me) with fat fingers trying to open threads on their phones? I do this regularly.

 

Anyways, 1,685 visits to my 2,270 posts.

 

Most recent stalkists:

 

dellboypete, EBS1980, Glasgow_Saint, Ponty, saint si, saintsurfalot, scotsaintsfan, Smirking_Saint, St Chalet, xxiv

 

I'd say less than yours.

 

"pap" is a shorter word than "KelvinsRightGlove". Much harder to press by mistake

[Window Cleaner]

Who are the last 10 big paedo stalkers to visit your page and how many visits have you had?

 

My last 10 were:

 

100% Saint+, ART, Bearsy, Big Bad Bob, Mozz, mulletsaint, Neef, norwaysaint, ozzmeister, Spudders

 

I have had 3483 visits against my 7945 posts. This means that one of the above stalkers visits my profile ever 2nd post I make.

I have discussed this in great depth with the mods and they have promised me that the first poster to come up 10 times as a stalker gets a perminban ( unless I am framed).

 

 

NAME AND SHAME TIME

 

 

 

no it doesn't, why do you assume that the last 10 are the only 10.

[Window Cleaner]

Last time I looked I only had visits from lady posters

[Glasgow_Saint]

Last time I looked I only had visits from Mods

[saintbletch]

This is where the stalkers reply with "Ah, I never meant to visit your profile page, I just mis-clicked"

 

Visitors to my page* include:

 

ApparentlyAnthonty, ballockyshtwanck_saint, bored, cock-a-doodle-cund, fuctoff, SaintFaggot, saintshtum, shidmepands, saint_soapytidtwanck, Tokyo-Saint.

 

I've had 1365 visits and only 1800 posts - That's a visit every ~1.3 pretentious and quality-packed post.

 

*Do not click this.

[Window Cleaner]

This is where the stalkers reply with "Ah, I never meant to visit your profile page, I just mis-clicked"

 

Visitors to my page* include:

 

ApparentlyAnthonty, ballockyshtwanck_saint, bored, cock-a-doodle-cund, fuctoff, SaintFaggot, saintshtum, shidmepands, saint_soapytidtwanck, Tokyo-Saint.

 

I've had 1365 visits and only 1800 posts - That's a visit every ~1.3 pretentious and quality-packed post.

 

*Do not click this.

 

 

All of those are alter egos of Tokyo Saint.

[Tokyo-Saint]

This is where the stalkers reply with "Ah, I never meant to visit your profile page, I just mis-clicked"

 

Yeah and stuff like

 

no it doesn't, why do you assume that the last 10 are the only 10.

 

And other stuff like name Tokyo-saint in their stalker list to try and frame the innocent and divert attention from real stalkers like 100% Saint+ and Dan abnormal.

[Jonnyboy]

4071 visits to mine, including Turks.

 

Feeling pretty popular now but hold on, if I click my own name does that count as a visit?

[Jonnyboy]

If you have boobs in your profile pic , people will click in an attempt to get a better look.

[Hatch]

The last 10 visitor(s) to this page were:

Block 18, chocco boxo, fromthedell, Gemmel, JRM, Kingsbridge Saint, KK the 2nd, Twentytwentvision, Viking Warrior, ZepSaint

This page has had 5,357 visits

 

 

Could these 10 let me know if they spit or swallow.. Don't want to be led up the garden path.

[OldNick]

I wonder how many 'visits' are from people (like me) with fat fingers trying to open threads on their phones? I do this regularly.

 

Anyways, 1,685 visits to my 2,270 posts.

 

Most recent stalkists:

 

dellboypete, EBS1980, Glasgow_Saint, Ponty, saint si, saintsurfalot, scotsaintsfan, Smirking_Saint, St Chalet, xxiv

Me too when using the Ipad

[Turkish]

7131 visits, in your face mugs.

[Tokyo-Saint]

Read the title you northern dickhead. NAME AND SHAME TURKS NAME AND SHAME

[Fowllyd]

A mere 1,312 for me. But among the last 10 visitors is none other than the starter of this thread. Explain yourself, young man.

[Tokyo-Saint]

It's a stitch up!

[buctootim]

Turks, Turks, Dominos, Turks, Turks, Stone Island discount warehouse, Turks, Turks Turks, Turks.

[Big Bad Bob]

 

I don't know who half those people are, never seen any posts from them

 

**** me, I've made 2,880 posts too

[pap]

7131 visits, in your face mugs.

 

I'm not arsed about popularity. I'd rather talk about pictures of large knockers, bundles of free money and an exclusive picture of Hilary Clinton decking a penguin.

[Big Bad Bob]

I'm not arsed about popularity. I'd rather talk about pictures of large knockers, bundles of free money and an exclusive picture of Hilary Clinton decking a penguin.

 

Very clever PAP's, you've been learning clandestine methods from your secret Government paymasters haven't you...

[Barry Sanchez]

3674 visits to my profile in a year, I get knocked all the time and yet the people love Bazza.

[Glasgow_Saint]

Just the 13,281 visits for me

[Tokyo-Saint]

I Check Baz every week just to see if he has been banned yet.

[Glasgow_Saint]

Click here for boobies >> http://goo.gl/etsE5M

[Unbelievable Jeff]

721 visits vs just over 200 posts...now that is an impressive ratio.

 

The last 10 visitor(s) to this page were:

aintforever, Block 18, Dig Dig, Glasgow_Saint, Miffy, ollysaints1, so18 saint, Sour Mash, tartan_saint, um pahars

[Unbelievable Jeff]

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[Unbelievable Jeff]

Click here for boobies >> http://goo.gl/etsE5M

 

Ah ****, I thought I was actually going to see bewbs...

[Smirking_Saint]

The last 10 visitor(s) to this page were:

Deanovski, Dig Dig, dobbo, Glasgow_Saint+, KelvinsRightGlove, Sour Mash, Tom28, Viking Warrior, vince, Wrensup

This page has had 5,175 visits

 

See you all still love me

[Smirking_Saint]

The last 10 visitor(s) to this page were:

Deanovski, Dig Dig, dobbo, Glasgow_Saint+, KelvinsRightGlove, Sour Mash, Tom28, Viking Warrior, vince, Wrensup

This page has had 5,175 visits

 

See you all still love me

[Barry Sanchez]

Per capita I am the biggest arsehole, hold on..........

[SNSUN]

Not one. Not one fricking person... :-(

 

 

 

JK. To be fair, with touch technology being so popular, it's very easy to click on a link by accident.

 

(That's my excuse and I'm sticking by it.)

[hutch]

The last 10 visitor(s) to this page were:

Crock, Dibden Purlieu Saint, doubleonothing, Georgie, Glasgow_Saint, Jonnyboy, patred44, Restark19, robsfc, Under Weststand

 

This page has had 2,146 visits

 

Feck me, 2,146 people trying to find me. I need a better hiding place

[Spudders]

Recent Visitors

The last 10 visitor(s) to this page were:

Chicken With A Banjo, Lets B Avenue, OldNick, Restark19, saint simes, Scummer, Smirking_Saint, stevegrant, TK8267, Tokyo-Saint

This page has had 2,822 visits

[Glasgow_Saint]

This link shows you which profile(s) have been visited the most - http://goo.gl/etsE5M

[dubai_phil]

This clearly proves that TSW loves golf

 

The last 10 visitor(s) to this page were:

 

• Glasgow_Saint+,
  
• Grey Crab,
  
• Half Full,
  
• musesaint,
  
• saintsurfalot,
  
• Smirking_Saint,
  
• so18 saint,
  
• Stepgar,
  
• ToreSF,
  
• vin
  

This page has had 6,090 visits

[saintbletch]

This is where the stalkers reply with "Ah, I never meant to visit your profile page, I just mis-clicked"

 

Visitors to my page* include:

 

ApparentlyAnthonty, ballockyshtwanck_saint, bored, cock-a-doodle-cund, fuctoff, SaintFaggot, saintshtum, shidmepands, saint_soapytidtwanck, Tokyo-Saint.

 

I've had 1365 visits and only 1800 posts - That's a visit every ~1.3 pretentious and quality-packed post.

 

*Do not click this.

 

OK! Time out Muppets, time out.

 

Something is rotten in the state of Saints Web.

 

I fear that the last 10 visitors feature is broken, or worse, being interfered with.

 

Before my post above, this was the list of recent visitors.

 

Barry the Badger, george burleys mum, Glasgow_Saint, hutch, John D, KK the 2nd, Le Timmier, Pugwash, saint si, tpbury - with 1365 visits.

 

Since I posted, the list is now:

 

Barry the Badger, george burleys mum, Glasgow_Saint, hutch, John D, KK the 2nd, Le Timmier, Pugwash, sambosa75, tpbury - with 1419* visits

 

So the visits has gone up be 50+ but only one of my fawning fans has changed. sambosa75 has replaced saint si.

 

So this entire "look at the length of my knobs (list)" contest is pointless and the results are null and void. TSW members are being fingered for crimes they may not have committed.

 

*ah em, to be fair, at least 20 of those must be mine refreshing in a vain attempt to reach 1500 visits.

[Tokyo-Saint]

How do you know sambosa75 isn't a 'regular visitor' bletch?

 

I know that my top 2 fans bear and Norway saint have visited my profile 500 times over the last 48 hours.

[saintbletch]

How do you know sambosa75 isn't a 'regular visitor' bletch?

 

I know that my top 2 fans bear and Norway saint have visited my profile 500 times over the last 48 hours.

 

I'm serious Toke. Someone (probably The Man) is manipulating visitor counts to make me look unpopular.

 

Try it. Visit my page and see if you show up.

 

Not looking to trick you here Toke. Something is wrong and we need to get to the bottom of it.

 

P.S. My relationship with sambosa75 (It's a reference to a Jim Davidson concert in South Africa in 1975) is no business of yours.

[saintbletch]

I'm serious Toke. Someone (probably The Man) is manipulating visitor counts to make me look unpopular.

 

Try it. Visit my page and see if you show up.

 

Not looking to trick you here Toke. Something is wrong and we need to get to the bottom of it.

 

P.S. My relationship with sambosa75 (It's a reference to a Jim Davidson concert in South Africa in 1975) is no business of yours.

 

********.

 

I just visited your page and I appear there.

 

It's me then. [wears a glum face and dabs a hanky to his eye]

[Tokyo-Saint]

 

Try it. Visit my page and see if you show up.

 

 

Nah, your ok. I think I'll leave it.

[saintbletch]

Nah, your ok. I think I'll leave it.

 

Thanks Toke. Appreciate your help.

 

I'm being made to look like I'm truly unpopular on here, the sort of poster that nobody reads because he writes screeds of overly verbose, complex and...whatever.

 

Anyway, check your own page, you'll see I'm there.

 

Quid pro quo.

 

I hope you'll be able to sleep tonight.

 

Anyone? Try to get yourself on my last 10 visits page.

[Big Bad Bob]

Try it. Visit my page and see if you show up.

.

 

The last 10 visitor(s) to this page were:

 

• Big Bad Bob,
  
• george burleys mum,
  
• Glasgow_Saint+,
  
• hutch,
  
• John D,
  
• KK the 2nd,
  
• Le Timmier,
  
• Pugwash,
  
• sambosa75,
  
• tpbury
  

This page has had 1,420 visits

 

There you go bletchy my man...

[saintbletch]

The last 10 visitor(s) to this page were:

 

• Big Bad Bob,
  
• george burleys mum,
  
• Glasgow_Saint+,
  
• hutch,
  
• John D,
  
• KK the 2nd,
  
• Le Timmier,
  
• Pugwash,
  
• sambosa75,
  
• tpbury
  

This page has had 1,420 visits

 

There you go bletchy my man...

 

Well that's odd 3B. So how can I have had 50+ visits and only one change?

 

Hmm. The Man is obviously out to undermine me.

 

Thanks for your help 3B, it's at times like this that you really know who your BFFF are.

 

You deserve a bunny, as a thank you.

 

[Big Bad Bob]

Well that's odd 3B. So how can I have had 50+ visits and only one change?

 

Hmm. The Man is obviously out to undermine me.

 

Thanks for your help 3B, it's at times like this that you really know who your BFFF are.

 

You deserve a bunny, as a thank you.

 

 

Thanks bletchy, the bunny has brightened my tedious morning up no end.

 

Maybe another friendly TMS native could visit your page and post the stats

[Glasgow_Saint]

Just the 13,281 visits for me

 

The last 10 visitor(s) to this page were:

Amazingstoke Saint+, barney+, Dimplex+, dubai_phil+, eling-saint+, Harry Bloggs+, Jonnyboy+, Reggie Dunlop+, SammyJ+, Unbelievable Jeff+This page has had 13,312 visits

 

Bletch is right...... Ive had 31 visits sinces last night, but the visitor list hasnt changed

[Big Bad Bob]

The last 10 visitor(s) to this page were:

Amazingstoke Saint+, barney+, Dimplex+, dubai_phil+, eling-saint+, Harry Bloggs+, Jonnyboy+, Reggie Dunlop+, SammyJ+, Unbelievable Jeff+This page has had 13,312 visits

 

Bletch is right...... Ive had 31 visits sinces last night, but the visitor list hasnt changed

 

Well I'm not visiting you again, not after what happened last time, I've still got the rest of the ointment to use...