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After his latest o-bomb it is sad to see Buctootim disappear off of the ether for a while. Whilst he was one of the more infrequent posters his posting style certainly enlivened up TMS no end.

 

I'll never forget the online spat he had with the Price Pikey, should have been kept in TMS Golden Showers..

 

Invisimod will his ban be perma or temp?

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After his latest o-bomb it is sad to see Buctootim disappear off of the ether for a while. Whilst he was one of the more infrequent posters his posting style certainly enlivened up TMS no end.

 

I'll never forget the online spat he had with the Price Pikey, should have been kept in TMS Golden Showers..

 

Invisimod will his ban be perma or temp?

 

I think it is important that we get to the bottom of this issue and then vote whether to send flowers or just light a candle for him.

 

I think the Octoporn PM should be shared around.

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I think it is important that we get to the bottom of this issue and then vote whether to send flowers or just light a candle for him.

 

I think the Octoporn PM should be shared around.

 

It was out in the open but now it's been removed, make me look like a complete dork FFS

 

Ha, luckily pressing back on my browser has found it :D DP did you really not see it??

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It was out in the open but now it's been removed, make me look like a complete dork FFS

 

Ha, luckily pressing back on my browser has found it :D DP did you really not see it??

 

Hi. Thanks Big Bad Bob. Im torn between posting it back up and making you look a dork - both tempting options but given your kind words it would be churlish to not share for a while longer :)

 

 

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It was out in the open but now it's been removed, make me look like a complete dork FFS

 

Ha, luckily pressing back on my browser has found it :D DP did you really not see it??

 

You lot have invisimod.

 

Unfortunately, down here we have Imammod

 

But at least I can post the full screen version

 

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I hope they're in a ground floor flat, imagine if you had them living above you, you'd have the shuffling octo noise, plus their wee dripping through the ceiling on you when you're trying to relax and watch corrie

 

I cant believe the filth you've posted up Spudders, and edited my post too. Shame on you and your watery friends

Posted
I'll never forget the online spat he had with the Price Pikey, should have been kept in TMS Golden Showers..

 

wait... what? Me + Tim is never a cross word!

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I came equipped to hack Bearsy's account using a Cryptographic Algorithm Validation Programme. In the end I just needed to switch it on and wipe the mayonnaise off the keyboard.

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wait... what? Me + Tim is never a cross word!

 

But you admit you're a price pikey? By responding to a comment about a price pikey, you are admitting it right? That's how these things work. You are banged to rights now. An official price pikey! Bletch please confirm. Bear admitted it didn't be? Didn't he?

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But you admit you're a price pikey? By responding to a comment about a price pikey, you are admitting it right? That's how these things work. You are banged to rights now. An official price pikey! Bletch please confirm. Bear admitted it didn't be? Didn't he?

 

dumb tokyos! Recognising that other people is going round calling me price pikey is not the same as acknowledging that i am in any way a price pikey! There is subtle but distinct difference! In any case I am not a price pikey! Only today I helped an old lady with her shopping and she offered me 50p and you know what i said? I said No Thanks, old lady, keep ur money!

 

Give me suck job instead.

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We're joshers in arms. No bad ink between us.

 

Just as i suspected! Pls do not let the slings + arrows of bob's outrageous accusations disrupt our ongoing cordial relations + mutual respect. Srsly

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Wow I had NO idea that his career bombed due to his involvement in the whole Octopus Trafficking Industry

 

"The more you lay the more chance you have"...

 

"I got so close to it I could almost taste it"...

"A bigger swelling on the water today"...

 

"yes, finally, oh my God".. And then - HE SNOGS ONE!

 

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:lol: i dunno much bout art spudders but ur work speaks to me on an emotional level.

 

My one improvement would be to give the octopus sadface!

Look at its little eyes Bear and tell me you don't see sadness in them? With art, sometimes what you don't see says more than what you do see!

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yeah i spose. I mean, much as it is sacrilege to mess with the masters i think people who is not classical trained artist might miss some of the underlying dramatic subtext unless you make it completely explicit. Like this yo!

 

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I like that Bear. I may be able to provide more detail in future drawings once I work out how to do very fine dots and circles on the app. I tired to do little suckers on the octopus but when I touch the screen on nexus googles, it only works if I do lines, if I just touch it with my fingers it doesn't do anything.

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Good work Spudders.

 

You've really brought Toke to life (on the left), with his jerking and intermittent stream, whilst his wife's full flow is shown to good effect.

 

But you've really failed to make be believe in the Octopus.

 

The one in the GIF is doing that thing that babies do when there head is submerged in water. You know, that sort of panicked "Oh my God, that went in my eye. My God, that's cold, and wet. Is that pish? My God, that is pish. Are those humans pishing on me?" look.

 

And Bear, smiley faces are one thing, but everybody knows that octopuses don't have eyebrows.

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Sorry Bletch, I'm struggling with the technology, I should have stayed in my comfort zone and done it with crayons but thanks for the feedback, the next time I do an Octopus being urinated on, I'll really try and emphasize the panic and confusion in its eyes.

Posted
But you admit you're a price pikey? By responding to a comment about a price pikey, you are admitting it right? That's how these things work. You are banged to rights now. An official price pikey! Bletch please confirm. Bear admitted it didn't be? Didn't he?

 

dumb tokyos! Recognising that other people is going round calling me price pikey is not the same as acknowledging that i am in any way a price pikey! There is subtle but distinct difference! In any case I am not a price pikey! Only today I helped an old lady with her shopping and she offered me 50p and you know what i said? I said No Thanks, old lady, keep ur money!

 

Give me suck job instead.

 

The honey pot worked Tokes, can I take off my blonde wig and makeup now please, actually on second thoughts do you have any more entrapment exercises I could do for you?

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I see InvisiMod has removed some posts from this thread so it's just as well I did the work safe version :)

 

Did everyone survive the sanitisation of this thread ok? No casualties? No 5-point fractions?

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Are they part of 'the gang' Phil?

 

Well.....

 

Luckily they accepted my excuse that the image had come from Eric via PM (quick cut & paste) so they're currently having a nice cup of tea round his place waiting for him to get home from work.

I did also point out that he had not posted on the Sausage Thread but he probably would enjoy meeting their truncheons as he is keen on BBQ'd Chipolatas and his new Daughter-in-Law (pending) needs to switch him onto Kielbassa.

 

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This lot woke me up at 5am this morning. Nothing serious luckily

 

Swat.jpg

 

Don't know what the one 2nd from the left is doing but it looks like he's trying to jam his boner up the bloke in front of him's ass

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Did everyone survive the sanitisation of this thread ok? No casualties? No 5-point fractions?

 

Nothing. I was all ready to get blasted out of TMS on the metaphorical equivalent of a bottle of Jack Daniels, seven speedballs and inhaling 1 pack of Ajax whilst mining three Thai crack whores - but nothing. I must try harder.

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Nothing. I was all ready to get blasted out of TMS on the metaphorical equivalent of a bottle of Jack Daniels, seven speedballs and inhaling 1 pack of Ajax whilst mining three Thai crack whores - but nothing. I must try harder.

 

It's because you wimped out and kept removing the original before invisimod got there.

 

I got a suspended 10pt infraction for quoting you....

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just by the by some of my infraction points is expire this week, so I will no longer be walking the permaban tightrope! Any ideas how i should celebrate this event? Any interest in a saintsweb porn evening? Invitation only. No mods allowed.

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