Drunken French teenagers abduct a circus llama and take him on a tram ride

[Spudders]

:lol:

 

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/drunken-french-teenagers-abduct-a-circus-llama-and-take-him-on-a-tram-ride-8920524.html

 

A group of five French teenagers have been arrested after drunkenly stealing a circus llama named Serge and taking on him on a tour of Bordeaux via the city’s tram system.

 

The animal was abducted by the youths early on Thursday morning after they wandered into a closed-down circus. The quintet had recently exited a club in Bordeaux, a city renowned as the country’s wine capital.

 

“We went in and played with the animals,” one of the five, named Mathieu, told BFM TV. “We ended up taking a llama with us.”

 

The group had originally set their hearts on taking a zebra home, but after the beast proved too stubborn they happily settled for the more amenable Serge.

 

“It walked with us like a good dog would have,” said Mathieu.

 

The group took the animal onto Bordeaux’s tram system but were rumbled after passengers reported the llama’s presence to a ticket inspector.

 

“He moved along the tram and we couldn’t hold onto him,” said Mathieu. “The inspector made him get off and tied him to a lamppost.”

 

Reports are confused as to what happened next but it seems the teenagers proceeded to bid their new friend adieu, leaving him in the care of the inspector.

 

Although the group was soon picked up by police and taken to a local station they will not be charged for the caper. Serge's adventures, first spotted by The Daily Dot, have even achieved viral fame in France with a Facebook page requesting clemency for the teenagers now topping more than 720 thousand likes.

 

Serge the Llama himself has even leapt to the group’s defence – although this is Serge Lama, a French singer who also hails from the region.

 

“It’s a joke that ended well,” Lama told BFM TV. “We’re so used to seeing unfunny things whereas this has helped break the ambience of moroseness [here in France].”

 

“That’s what we need right now.”

 

Serge (the llama) is reportedly doing fine, and was even able to perform in his accustomed routine at the circus on Thursday despite his late night out.

[Smirking_Saint]

I might know of someone who stole a pig and put it in a mates house that was on holiday once

 

Was quite funny when he got home.... Apparantly

[Lighthouse]

The picture cracks me up every time. It's as if the llama is posing for the photo, the way he's looking directly at the camera.

[RonManager]

Alarm a llama, calm a llama.

 

Llama karma.

[Big Bad Bob]

Llama llama llama llama llama comedian

you rode the tram, you rode the tram

hiding would be easy if your colours were like a zebra

black and white, black and white

[dubai_phil]

What was Adam doing in Bordeaux?

 

Didn't we have a game at the weekend?

[Smirking_Saint]

Hello mother

Hello father

Ive just knicked a

Circus llama

[Big Bad Bob]

Look at the stars, look how they shine fooor you

In everything you do

And it was all Llama

 

Or

 

 

Hello mother

Hello father

Ive just knicked a

Circus llama

 

Why did you remove the first one??

[Smirking_Saint]

Why did you remove the first one??

 

Does it really need explanation ?

 

Frankly Im embarrassed triple B, Ive been trying so hard to make the idiots list and this isnt going to help

[Bearsy]

Hello mother

Hello father

Ive just knicked a

Circus llama

 

Bonjour mama!

Bonjour papa!

J'ai volé

Un cirque de llama!

[Big Bad Bob]

Bonjour mama!

Bonjour papa!

J'ai volé

Un cirque de llama!

 

Tries bien Oursy, plus d'un point de reputation