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Recentky I find myself visiting this forum more often than ever previously. Not sure what this says about my life but I like to think it is due to the iPad making it more accessible or maybe just us doing well.

However what I do know is that Everyone seems to know everyone so was hoping for a useful summary guide.

 

Turkish I am aware of and I would label as intelligent, contrary, arrogant, witty, smug. Oddly supportive of the Daily mail.

CB Fry - as above

Glasgow Saint seems to get stick although I don't know why. He gambles

Barry Sanchez not one to get carried away

Tokyo Saint and Bearsy amusing and happy

MLG no-one seems to likes this guy

 

Any others?

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Delldays = Jamie, submarine captain, star of the hunt for red October. Best eggs and bacon in Plymouth.

 

Batman = Brett from Camden, stylista

 

Please never confuse them.

 

Dune = forum legendary nazi, no fashion

 

Baz = forum legendary socialist. Fashion from 2004

 

Neither have never knowingly been wrong about anything. Please don't confuse the above.

 

Deppo = legendary sarcastic comment poster, of course I got him banned/am him/want to be him/killed him/try hard to be him (depending on who you ask) , tweeted he is me on several occasions.

 

Grey crabs = is deppo

 

Glasgow saints = underrated WUM, hated by most, cult poster for the rest.

 

Milton roared 07 = not to be confused with Glasgow, banned, mental and will be missed.

 

Bearsy = cock/Plague rat

 

Sydney = wise and knowledgeable poster.

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I did a site suggestion one time bout giving people custom ranks so that visitors would know who to watch out for. The mods ignored this valuable suggestion, but these are the ones i remember!

 

Matthew Le God

Saintsweb Autocorrect

 

David In Sweden

David In Sweden

 

Thedelldays / Batman

Shit Casey Ryback

 

Alpine Saint

Glass Half Empty (but it probably tastes shit anyway)

 

Dark Sotonic Mills

Cat Rustler

 

This Charming Man

Bigmouth Strikes Again

 

Tokyo-Saint

Bathes With Father-In-Law

 

Greycrab

Sniping Bitch

 

Miltonroader07

Relentless Megaspastic © Kraken

 

suewhistle

Ignorando

 

Barry Sanchez

Corduroy Slacks In A Tuxedo World

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Dubai Phil - plays golf with celebs

 

Nah don't have time for that these days. Too busy organising my own personal Golf Tournament for the weekend after next.

 

https://www.facebook.com/DPWorldTourChampionship

 

EricofArabia is definitely an idiot.

 

Who else has ONLY 6 bottles of Bubbly in his fridge then invites his mates round for "a glass" to celebrate a draw away to Stoke?

 

#whatthehellhappenedtosunday?

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Maybe I was not quite clear in my previous post.

invites his mates round for "a glass" to celebrate a draw away to Stoke?

 

I did intend the question mark to also indicate I was questioning the reason for the celebration.

 

It is just that I know we got home at 4am as I have a receipt from a taxi company and I know we left the pub at 11:15pm as that is the time on the bar bill.

 

I know we drew with Stoke I have a photo of a gang of us sitting at Eric's bar with a Saturday time/date stamp and so clearly a gang of us went to Eric's for a celebration.

 

I cannot for the life of me remember anything else in between those two moments. I merely assume it was to celebrate the point.

 

Last I heard EoA was in intensive care so no doubt he'll be back on line soon and he may remember wtf it was all about.

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Sue Whistle - Plays football and lived in Italy, has me on ignore

Dull Drums - Chef in the Navy. Thinks he's Steven segal in Under Siege.

Franks Cousin - the mongboard version of Rowley Birkley QC from the Fast Show

 

Simply superb, Turks. A real coffee-over monitor moment for me... :lol:

 

BTW, sue has the entire f**king world on ignore, I reckon. She's talking to herself when she posts on here. So sad she always bangs on about her ignore list.

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blah blah blah blah golf blah blah....

 

I know we drew with Stoke I have a photo of a gang of us sitting at Eric's bar with a Saturday time/date stamp and so clearly a gang of us went to Eric's for a celebration.

 

blah blah blah blah something something blah blah.

 

Phil what's the name of your gang and what do people have to do to prove themselves to be a part of it? :)

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Simply superb, Turks. A real coffee-over monitor moment for me... :lol:

 

BTW, sue has the entire f**king world on ignore, I reckon. She's talking to herself when she posts on here. So sad she always bangs on about her ignore list.

 

She can't have me on ignore, I'm only 5th on the list of Forum Idiots....

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Is this a good or bad thing that Im not on this list ?

 

Bearsy - lol

 

Hypo - used to be a tit, now is just a nipple

 

Turks - megaWUM/knowlegeable, knows his stuff on the game and drawing the mongs into unreasonable debate

 

Tokes - lols

 

GS - annoying (he will enjoy this)

 

Alpine - WUM of mass destruction, master of his trade

 

Dubai Phil - Skim read

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Phil what's the name of your gang and what do people have to do to prove themselves to be a part of it? :)

 

I think it's best to be in several gangs. If I ever move to L.A., I think I'll join both the Bloods and the Crips. Some kind of red and blue checkerboard bandana would do the trick. I see no problems with this plan.

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Look, it was a one off, we were both a bit tipsy and embarrassed in the morning.

 

I know I said I'd phone but I lost your number

If you still need it, go to trap 2 in the toilets in the Northam nearest the away fans, it's scratched into the back of the door

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