Barry Sanchez Posted 30 October, 2013 Share Posted 30 October, 2013 I'm going for 5ft8" and 14.5 st. The average name is Martin. The average ammount of intercourse with a different female human is 2.1 times. (Brasses have been included) The average holiday desination is Alicante/Cornwall The average car is a Ford Kuga The average wardrobe consists of 93% fleece. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
norwaysaint Posted 30 October, 2013 Share Posted 30 October, 2013 I don't think the sample group of one that's available to you is really enough to extrapolate. Still, it's given us an insight into the life of Barry Sanchez. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Sanchez Posted 30 October, 2013 Author Share Posted 30 October, 2013 For me? No, I dont even own a car, my wife does (CMAX), I use that when needed, I ws supposed to buy one this summer but never really got around to it, I want a 10 year old box defender to pootle about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 30 October, 2013 Share Posted 30 October, 2013 Interesting stuff Martin. Where would you recommend in Cornwall? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Sanchez Posted 30 October, 2013 Author Share Posted 30 October, 2013 God knows Martin, Polperro? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 30 October, 2013 Share Posted 30 October, 2013 Wonderful place. Their fisherman's choir are 2nd to none. Now on to the boning. When you say average amount is that number of different women? number of times per week? Does it include anal for birthdays etc? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 30 October, 2013 Share Posted 30 October, 2013 I like that Baz complains how boring the muppet show is in one thread, then starts this gem highlighting everything average. +average reputations point Baz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 30 October, 2013 Share Posted 30 October, 2013 How the f**k do you bone someone 2.1 times? Is Barry counting holding hands as a 0.1 or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 30 October, 2013 Share Posted 30 October, 2013 Premature ejaculation Pap. Barry is such a hipster he probably came before it was cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Sanchez Posted 30 October, 2013 Author Share Posted 30 October, 2013 How the f**k do you bone someone 2.1 times? Is Barry counting holding hands as a 0.1 or something? Pap average, 2.4 kids and all that, how many Hoblets do Hobbits have? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Sanchez Posted 30 October, 2013 Author Share Posted 30 October, 2013 Premature ejaculation Pap. Barry is such a hipster he probably came before it was cool. I arrived I didn't cum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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