What is the average height/weight of the posters on here?

[Barry Sanchez]

I'm going for 5ft8" and 14.5 st.

 

The average name is Martin.

 

The average ammount of intercourse with a different female human is 2.1 times. (Brasses have been included)

 

The average holiday desination is Alicante/Cornwall

 

The average car is a Ford Kuga

 

The average wardrobe consists of 93% fleece.

[norwaysaint]

I don't think the sample group of one that's available to you is really enough to extrapolate. Still, it's given us an insight into the life of Barry Sanchez.

[Barry Sanchez]

For me? No, I dont even own a car, my wife does (CMAX), I use that when needed, I ws supposed to buy one this summer but never really got around to it, I want a 10 year old box defender to pootle about.

[Tokyo-Saint]

Interesting stuff Martin. Where would you recommend in Cornwall?

[Barry Sanchez]

God knows Martin, Polperro?

[Tokyo-Saint]

Wonderful place. Their fisherman's choir are 2nd to none.

 

 

Now on to the boning. When you say average amount is that number of different women? number of times per week? Does it include anal for birthdays etc?

[Spudders]

I like that Baz complains how boring the muppet show is in one thread, then starts this gem highlighting everything average.

+average reputations point Baz

[pap]

How the f**k do you bone someone 2.1 times?

 

Is Barry counting holding hands as a 0.1 or something?

[Tokyo-Saint]

Premature ejaculation Pap.

 

 

Barry is such a hipster he probably came before it was cool.

[Barry Sanchez]

How the f**k do you bone someone 2.1 times?

 

Is Barry counting holding hands as a 0.1 or something?

 

Pap average, 2.4 kids and all that, how many Hoblets do Hobbits have?

[Barry Sanchez]

Premature ejaculation Pap.

 

 

Barry is such a hipster he probably came before it was cool.

 

I arrived I didn't cum.