#askharry

[Hatch]

QPR twitter Q&A for HArry Redknapp not going as planned.

 

https://twitter.com/search?q=%23askHarry&src=hash&f=realtime

[stevegrant]

I find it difficult to believe that they thought this would go any way other than badly

[Batman]

LOL:lol:

[bridge too far]

I'm crying with laughter here Well done Hatch

[Hatch]

Woody ‏@yidingtons 5m

#AskHarry If I draw a face on my ******** & hang them out the car window, will security let me use your parking spot

 

 

:lol:

[ericofarabia]

Don't even think about going on there unless you have nothing else planned for the rest of the day.

 

I got on early doors and it took about 15 mins to scroll through and when I refreshed there were over 750 new tweets to wade through!!

 

Seems to be a lot of IT savvy dogs out there wanting financial advice!!

[hypochondriac]

Woody ‏@yidingtons 5m

#AskHarry If I draw a face on my ******** & hang them out the car window, will security let me use your parking spot

 

 

:lol:

 

LOL. First time I've cracked up on here in ages.

[trousers]

[Saint J 77]

 

If only Jonathan Ross asked him some of these questions last week.

 

We need to correct a few of these people on you tube in the comments section!

[trousers]

Funny how there's loads of Pompey fans on Twitter posting that he spent too much money there which started the club's spiral into oblivion.

 

Are these the same fans, per chance, that cling onto the 2008 FA Cup "victory" regardless...?

Edited 24 October, 2013 by trousers

[goneawol]

#AskHarry How difficult was it going over Niagara Falls in a barrel dressed as a woman? pic.twitter.com/TtKdwkYRZX

 

 

[Saint J 77]

#AskHarry Has today reminded you of your day in court inasmuch as there hasn't been one single question that you have been able to answer?

 

 

lol

[Saint Keith]

absolutely hilarious. best 30 minutes ive ever wasted.

[Torres]

i have a building i need to get rid of for insurance purposes, do you know of any good quiet arsonists ???

[Hatch]

I would love to know how that guy dealing with the questions has handled this,

 

He must be making up questions himself as there are no genuine ones

[Saint Keith]

"Given your face is like a ball sack, are you surprised that your son came out a bellend #goodlookingonealbeit"

[anothersaintinsouthsea]

bradley fuller ‏@bradleyfuller84 4m #AskHarry

Is it billy bonds smashed your wife's back doors in at the Christmas party the reason you stitched him up and nicked his job

[CB Saint]

"does the term "crooked c*nt" best describe your features or your lifestyle ?"

[saint1977]

That hashtag and it's contents should NEVER be allowed to be taken down from Twitter, ever! Absolute comedy gold :-)

[anothersaintinsouthsea]

Kevin Saul ‏@KevS1973 35s #askharry How do you deal with these rumours that Prince Charles isn't really your father? #notsureifthisisright

[anothersaintinsouthsea]

Andy Parsons ‏@andypars 2m #askharry if you got offered the England job, would you have gone straight to the board and asked for money to spend? That'd be triffic!

[suewhistle]

how does it feel knowing that both Portsmouth and Southampton fans unite in thinking you are a ****?

[suewhistle]

PS: Thanks Hatch! Just had to go to the loo to avoid wetting myself. Talking of which:

 

do you have to hold your cheeks out of the way when you go for a ****?

[Big Bad Bob]

#AskHarry is it true you once held up a McDonald's drive thru queue for 6 hours waiting for Jim White

 

"who did more damage to the south coast, you or the Luftwaffe?" #askharry

[Big Bad Bob]

If u ever got caught finger banging Louise wud you blame that on the dog aswell #AskHarry

[Saint J 77]

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/football/347023/AskHarry-turns-into-Twitter-disaster-for-QPR-boss-Harry-Redknapp

[trousers]

MarkyBoy ‏@hunter72uk

#AskHarry is Jackie Stallone your sister? pic.twitter.com/XF5HdcSr4T

 

[trousers]

#AskHarry What were you discussing with Arsene Wenger here? pic.twitter.com/YOC1SCGzrL

 

[Hatch]

did he actually answer any questions at all?

[LVSaint]

#AskHarry What were you discussing with Arsene Wenger here? pic.twitter.com/YOC1SCGzrL

 

 

Love it!

[pap]

Has to have been a humbling experience for ol' 'Arry. Part of his schtick is thinking he's the mutt's nuts.

[CB Saint]

did he actually answer any questions at all?

 

He cannot even send a text (m'lord), how is he ever going to work out how to reply to twitter.

[andysstuff]

Got to love this one even if it's from a skate.

 

@matt_portsmouth: #AskHarry Some say you look like Darth Vader without the mask. I say you have more in common with his brother Taxi...

[Viking Warrior]

What's Harry and Kate McCann got in common . They both don't answer questions that are put to them

[Wade Garrett]

'Have you ever just sat staring at Louise until you realise you've got a semi on then had to sort yourself out in the shed?'

 

Comedy gold, even my missus ****ed herself laughing at that one.

[Batman]

Paddy Power ‏@paddypower 6h

I've to send some letters later. What's the sturdiest brand of brown envelopes? #AskHarry

[so22saint]

funniest thing I have seen in a very very long time. triffic

[ericofarabia]

https://twitter.com/conway_lewis/status/393332342020124672/photo/1/large

[ericofarabia]

Scott Day‏@sday_12h

#AskHarry has your dog ever accidentally licked your nut sack thinking it was your face ?