Muppet Show recruitment drive?

[buctootim]

not for long though Bear, shame, I was just getting ready to start the 'buctootim was a good poster, is his ban temporary or permanent, he'll be missed' thread.

Three minutes spudders, how long do you need ffs, including tissue?

[RonManager]

Ron saw it.

 

Ron's watching Likely Lads on BBC4 with an octogif in his head.

 

Not an unpleasant mixture.

[Tokyo-Saint]

Did I miss the octoporn? FFS! ****ing gym. I will never go again now. Was it my one or completely new one?

 

Btw I wouldn't worry about it. Last time I saw a mod on here Chris Perry was playing in defence for us.

[Spudders]

Did I miss the octoporn? FFS! ****ing gym. I will never go again now. Was it my one or completely new one?

 

Btw I wouldn't worry about it. Last time I saw a mod on here Chris Perry was playing in defence for us.

 

see here

http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?47489-The-pre-emptive-bring-back-Buctootim-Thread#.UngGn_kXGzA

[Tokyo-Saint]

Yeah just saw, it's everywhere over there. Post that in the day time everyone's all like FFS Tokyo I'm at work but at night everyone is loving it.

 

Can someone please save tim's avi for after the ban?

[saintbletch]

Hey Bear, I also opened up that PM at work without thinking about the dangers of it being from Tokyo! I nearly had a heart attack when that appeared on the screen, thankfully I looked behind me and no-one was at their desk!

 

As you know Spudders, I also received the Octoporn PM of Toke and his wife preparing an Octopus for dinner using a micturition marinade.

 

My wife came into my home office while it was on my screen, I'd have been embarrassed by what she saw if it hadn't been covering up all manner of even more degenerate GIFs from my personal collection.

 

A lucky break. Cheers, Toke.

[Spudders]

 

If I could have liked this post I would have bletch!

[No 2 to Maybush]

What you guys need to get more people on the site is some cheerleaders ;-0

 

http://www.thatvideosite.com/v/11800/lithuanian-cheerleaders

[Big Bad Bob]

What you guys need to get more people on the site is some cheerleaders ;-0

 

http://www.thatvideosite.com/v/11800/lithuanian-cheerleaders

 

Thank you No 2, although beltchy's rabbits are a better fillip.

 

I often wonder if I could get a grant into research into how women's gussets stay in place when they do splits/exercise.

[saintbletch]

What you guys need to get more people on the site is some cheerleaders ;-0

 

http://www.thatvideosite.com/v/11800/lithuanian-cheerleaders

 

I'm guessing that this is Not Suitable for Costa Coffee?

[Big Bad Bob]

I'm guessing that this is Not Suitable for Costa Coffee?

 

Whilst is has no nippleage or ga****e it might condemn you to a life of being seen as a dirty old man...

[raynesparksaint]

What you guys need to get more people on the site is some cheerleaders ;-0

 

http://www.thatvideosite.com/v/11800/lithuanian-cheerleaders

 

Check out 0:51.. Coach has a tough time maintaining the team's focus during the team talk

[Spudders]

What you guys need to get more people on the site is some cheerleaders ;-0

 

http://www.thatvideosite.com/v/11800/lithuanian-cheerleaders

 

Great link, thanks for sharing

[dubai_phil]

OK gang the moment you've ALL been waiting for.

(Your ITK guide to things that will happen later this week just to annoy Turks)

 

(All timings UK)

 

Wednesday 6am and Viral on the web by about 1pm The Man from Atlantis

Swiss Watches meh sometime Wednesday

And the BIG one Thursday 08:35am (Sky Sports)

 

That last one is my mates giving you all a wave. Bit of a row, with them considering they were using my Brand Name but sorry gang they can't do Gold or Black for some reason so they agreed a 3 Lions scheme

 

(As long as Eric doesn't screw up)

 

Tomorrow will start the fitteh / WAG reporting for you.

 

None of that will make sense this evening but I'll do my Dynamo Impression and add the links on the day they happen

 

I bet you're all gonna be moist with - well, the rain moving in from Cornwall this evening

[dubai_phil]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/golf/article-2500728/Lee-Westwood-wins-Atlantis-Golf-Challenge-Dubai.html

 

There you go

[hutch]

Wow

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/gol...nge-Dubai.html

 

What could it be?

 

Flange?

 

Clunge?

 

Miʼnge?

 

Nope. None of the above

[dubai_phil]

Wow

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/gol...nge-Dubai.html

 

What could it be?

 

Flange?

 

Clunge?

 

Miʼnge?

 

Nope. None of the above

 

No, I told you that TONIGHT was check out the fitteh's night. All the chicks from the European Tour Office will be falling at my feet with my tales of meh you know the score.

 

But yes camera in tow blagged invite in pocket and will dish the dirt on the Wags and wannabees tomorrow.

[Ohio Saint]

Fish

[dubai_phil]

Update #1 Dubai Saints Twitter feed scooped the world on this story this morning

Rory back with his squeeze

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/golf/article-2507204/Rory-McIlroy-gets-stuttering-start-Dubai-Caroline-Wozniacki.html

 

Paul Casey's Misses wins the WAG of the year award.

 

I told you my mates were gonna give y'all a wave

 

 

And yes, I had a word, and yes, just for Barry, Poults dressed properly.

[dubai_phil]

And just for Turks.

 

Michael Carrick ‏@carras16 15 Nov Followed @McIlroyRory around the course today, I'm a very lucky man #BehindTheRopes #RaceToDubai http://www.whosay.com/l/iIc7dBZ

 

 

 

And yes of course THAT photobomb was also on Sky Sports Yesterday

Edited 16 November, 2013 by dubai_phil

[pap]

And just for Turks.

 

Michael Carrick ‏@carras16 15 Nov Followed @McIlroyRory around the course today, I'm a very lucky man #BehindTheRopes #RaceToDubai http://www.whosay.com/l/iIc7dBZ

 

 

 

And yes of course THAT photobomb was also on Sky Sports Yesterday

 

Rory McIllroy looked like a home invader in that first Santander ad he did, and that was presumably their best take. Gotta wonder what they threw out. Perhaps Rory making toilet on the floor and wiping his arse on the curtains?

[dubai_phil]

Rory McIllroy looked like a home invader in that first Santander ad he did, and that was presumably their best take. Gotta wonder what they threw out. Perhaps Rory making toilet on the floor and wiping his arse on the curtains?

 

Ah yes but that's Rory. He makes Tiger seem like Mr Personality. It's all about the money with the young lad.. Apart from that (well, $75mil a year from Nike or whatever I have NO idea what Carolina sees in him.)

 

Now in actual TMS mode, Carrick's Missus was walking round with him in a nice Floral Print number

 

 

She chose some trendy not Dri-Fit fabric. It was very hot. By the time that picture was taken on the 6th hole, the shorts had become "Sweaty" and of course became see-through and were sticking like glue....

So the sight of a blonde walking round in a micro tight black thong that did nothing except enhance the cheeks was a bit of an issue for crowd control...

There are apparently a number of pictures on twitter, but the snapper guys all felt it less than polite to post any.

Someone with more time this weekend than me and better knowledge of Instagram/Twitpics may be able to find some.

It WAS a magnificent sight. Yes I DID consider taking a snap for you, but unfortunately I discovered Carrick is actually quite a lot taller than I expected and didn't fancy receiving a plaster cast to the nuts. (Anyone desperately wanting pics of Mrs C in a bikini can head down to Madinat this afternoon, she's on the beach all day today)

 

Other news

 

Stenson's wife what an arrogant cow, needs something rammed into her mouth to stop her talking ALL farking day

Mrs Justin Rose - Hubba hubba woof

Miguel? The man is overweight, 49 years old, chain smokes Cohibas and drinks a bottle or more of Rioja a night. His current lady (we believe Hungarian) Now THAT is what a sporting hero SHOULD be like.

 

I'll be able to take some photos later during the presentations - will try and get some pics for ya. I'll be back to normal work tomorrow instead of this 18 hours a day nonsense so will find more pics.

 

Oh and in that ITK list I posted last week NC missed out, couldda got Eterna in there before Rolex

 

http://www.europeantour.com/europeantour/season=2013/tournamentid=2013090/news/newsid=212188.html

[saintbletch]

dubai_phil, from one interminable bore to another I feel that I should point out that the purpose of this thread is to recruit new members to The Muppet Show.

 

I've just had the monthly report from The Man detailing visitors to TMS versus The Lounge and the Main Bored.

 

Since you've been posting updates from the Omega Dubai Desert Classic, visits to TMS have halved and requests for refunds (colloquially know as curry cancellations) have doubled.

 

In future, please move this sort of post to The Lounge.

 

I mean, if you'd come up with the goods and we'd seen Mrs Carrick's sweating backside then that is definitely TMS material.

 

Here, I've helped you out - I found the twitter pic you mentioned.

 

 

Oh BTW, it wasn't a black thong she was wearing, it was a brown one.

 

On a positive note dubai_phil, you have held up a mirror for me to see how my lengthier posts must come across.

 

So for that I thank you, and will there prematurely e

[buctootim]

 

Bleak Bletch, bleak. Nothing I've done in life deserved that.

[saintbletch]

Bleak Bletch, bleak. Nothing I've done in life deserved that.

 

You're not a thong man BTT?

 

That is a thong, right?

[buctootim]

http://www.rathergood.com/seepage

[Big Bad Bob]

http://www.rathergood.com/seepage

 

I am far to scared to click on the link, is it SFS??

[buctootim]

I am far to scared to click on the link, is it SFS??

Its safe for a private room alone in your house Bob

[saintbletch]

I am far to scared to click on the link, is it SFS??

 

Yes, no problem whatsoever to watch this at work 3B*.

 

I thought the page was called "seepage" and that I'd see some sort of weird video about anal seepage, but it turned out to be "see page" - as in "it's a must-see page". It's just a really lovely page full of fluffy seals singing a nice song.

 

BTT is just a soppy old seal lover who thought a nice cheery song would remove the image of the brown thong now burned into Muppet retinas across the land - and beyond.

 

*But to be on the safe side I'd probably wait until you get home. You know what workplaces can be like for cute singing seals.

[Big Bad Bob]

Yes, no problem whatsoever to watch this at work 3B*.

 

I thought the page was called "seepage" and that I'd see some sort of weird video about anal seepage, but it turned out to be "see page" - as in "it's a must-see page". It's just a really lovely page full of fluffy seals singing a nice song.

 

BTT is just a soppy old seal lover who thought a nice cheery song would remove the image of the brown thong now burned into Muppet retinas across the land - and beyond.

 

*But to be on the safe side I'd probably wait until you get home. You know what workplaces can be like for cute singing seals.

 

Thanks bletchy, with our new found BFFFness I think I will take your advice and wait 'til I get home. You reply also reminded me of a joke, so I have posted that too.

[dubai_phil]

Bletch. There is a photo.

 

As soon as the snapper has his emergency triple heart bypass op tomorrow he has promised to send it to me. Four other Media Centre members are still in ICU.