sydney_saint Posted 24 October, 2013 Share Posted 24 October, 2013 I offer this as the olive branch of peace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Saint Posted 24 October, 2013 Share Posted 24 October, 2013 More minx = more muppets. FACT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 24 October, 2013 Share Posted 24 October, 2013 I offer this as the olive branch of peace. Sydney, how the devil are you? And how is Emma and the twins? Still playing Bridge? Great to see you posting again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonnyLove Posted 24 October, 2013 Share Posted 24 October, 2013 Tokes I still don't have a Pm and it's 22:30 at night here and the wife is refusing to aid in my frustration. What happens next is up to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 25 October, 2013 Share Posted 25 October, 2013 More minx = more muppets. FACT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 25 October, 2013 Share Posted 25 October, 2013 that's not minx tokyos, that's the butters pretender Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 25 October, 2013 Share Posted 25 October, 2013 Don't care bear actually I do. i'll look into it. Could be fake Chinese copy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 25 October, 2013 Share Posted 25 October, 2013 Dunno know bear. That's what she looks like these days. Since rehab, she's not so mental. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 25 October, 2013 Share Posted 25 October, 2013 Nah that's her bear. I have check this whole video out twice and it is deffo the mental bitch. Bletch to confirm? [video=youtube;piT-hIe_MHA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piT-hIe_MHA To be fair, this is some of her best work to date. A little light on the Japanese teaching but it is a Friday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 25 October, 2013 Share Posted 25 October, 2013 Nah that's her bear. I have check this whole video out twice and it is deffo the mental bitch. Bletch to confirm? To be fair, this is some of her best work to date. A little light on the Japanese teaching but it is a Friday. Okay I understand the first minute, but what's the other 12.18s for? no-one gets up again that fast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 25 October, 2013 Share Posted 25 October, 2013 that's not minx tokyos, that's the butters pretender By the way. Never say miss hanna is butter again bear. Or I will find you and I will kill you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 25 October, 2013 Share Posted 25 October, 2013 By the way. Never say miss hanna is butter again bear. Or I will find you and I will kill you. it's not her tho tokyos, be more discerning! Listen to ur boner, ur boner will tell you! Not all girls with big boobs + mad eyes is same girl! That old munter in the leapordskin bra is middle-aged! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 25 October, 2013 Share Posted 25 October, 2013 I'll have to watch some more videos to research this subject fully http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKGFgkPhgeM&sns=em Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 25 October, 2013 Share Posted 25 October, 2013 Nah that's her bear. I have check this whole video out twice and it is deffo the mental bitch. Bletch to confirm? [video=youtube;piT-hIe_MHA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piT-hIe_MHA To be fair, this is some of her best work to date. A little light on the Japanese teaching but it is a Friday. Well I've only watched the first minute or so, and all I've seen is a voluptuous female slowly inserting a single finger into herself. I'll confirm her identity once I've watched more of it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 25 October, 2013 Share Posted 25 October, 2013 Nah that's her bear. I have check this whole video out twice and it is deffo the mental bitch. Bletch to confirm? [video=youtube;piT-hIe_MHA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piT-hIe_MHA To be fair, this is some of her best work to date. A little light on the Japanese teaching but it is a Friday. OK, I've had some of the best minds working on this, and Mrs Bletch and I think she's a fake. Hannah Minx's USP is not her breasts, it is her JWOW. There is no JWOW in this clip. And whilst Hannah Minx is mildly suggestive, it's in a Carry On Kyanpingu sort of way. That lady's a tart. Oh, and her YouTube channel is called MissHannahMinxBoobs. She's an imposter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 27 October, 2013 Share Posted 27 October, 2013 Fakes are not always a bad thing bletch. I once got in with a girl who looked like the fit one from the all saints who later turned out to be a hunchback. This girl obviously tried to copy the all saints girl, same hair, combat hip things with bit of hip and arse and g string etc. I was happy though cause I was never going to get to feel up the all saints bird and with a couple of sambucas and a squint of the eyes, I could pretend it was her. Same here, miss Hannah is too busy teaching people to actually get into a tiger suit and show her baps, so this lovely lady is stepping in to fill the gap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 28 October, 2013 Share Posted 28 October, 2013 Fakes are not always a bad thing bletch. I once got in with a girl who looked like the fit one from the all saints who later turned out to be a hunchback. This girl obviously tried to copy the all saints girl, same hair, combat hip things with bit of hip and arse and g string etc. I was happy though cause I was never going to get to feel up the all saints bird and with a couple of sambucas and a squint of the eyes, I could pretend it was her. Same here, miss Hannah is too busy teaching people to actually get into a tiger suit and show her baps, so this lovely lady is stepping in to fill the gap. To a man with low self-esteem who is only concerned with "filling gaps", I imagine you can turn anyone into anyone else simply by adjusting the angle of your squint. For example, how many degrees would you have to turn one eye through in order for, say, Margaret Thatcher's corpse to turn into Hannah Minx? My money is close to 180 degrees, so you'd have to be starting straight ahead whilst simultaneously examining your optical nerve. Having one eye staring at your own brain is not an easy look to carry off Toke. Fair play for you to be able to do this and still "pull". You should be proud that you can do this. A thought occurs to me though, and only knowing you virtually Toke, I can't be sure of this. But all the time you were channelling Marty Feldman and feeling up the All Saints doppel-minger, do you suppose that she was also squinting at her own brain imagining that instead of further ruining her family's good name by being groped by you, it was in fact a madly squinting Brad Pitt that was navigating her knickers, flicking with away with a muscular digit like a subuteo champion? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 29 October, 2013 Share Posted 29 October, 2013 (edited) FFS, stop boning thatcher bletch, think about the children you two would make and don't think I didn't spot that narcissism of your looking at your own brain. For the purists. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdBh1mGCklY - - - Updated - - - For the not so purists - - - Updated - - - What just happened there? What's a ---- update----- and when did it start merging posts? Also does it just happen for nice breasts? - - - Updated - - - It's happened again! Edited 29 October, 2013 by Tokyo-Saint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 29 October, 2013 Share Posted 29 October, 2013 Phworrrrrrrrrr How hot are those updates? Bearsy? Eric? How do you get Jiz off a keyboard? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 30 October, 2013 Author Share Posted 30 October, 2013 Phworrrrrrrrrr How do you get Jiz off a keyboard? Ask the Internet cafe owner for some tissues Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZepSaint Posted 30 October, 2013 Share Posted 30 October, 2013 I think Zep was attracted to MiltonRoader, as he arrived around the same time and then went off to get this life of his once Milton got taken back into care. Ahem, I've been transformed into a lurker ......................with special attention interests including female breakfast news presenters .............................. and sports stars ...................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 30 October, 2013 Share Posted 30 October, 2013 FFS, stop boning thatcher bletch, think about the children you two would make and don't think I didn't spot that narcissism of your looking at your own brain. For the purists. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdBh1mGCklY - - - Updated - - - For the not so purists - - - Updated - - - What just happened there? What's a ---- update----- and when did it start merging posts? Also does it just happen for nice breasts? - - - Updated - - - It's happened again! What a coincidence Toke, my browser home page is www.myemoporn.com. Well, www.myemoporn.com/goats to be precise, but in all the times I'd visited that site I had never come across the Minx masquerader until about 48 seconds ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 30 October, 2013 Share Posted 30 October, 2013 +1 rep points bletch for laughing in the face of the mods and their ridiculous rule. There was disco Baz saying your were called Martin and wore a fleece and here you are posting porn links. Up yours mods* *Except justice mike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Sanchez Posted 30 October, 2013 Share Posted 30 October, 2013 A recruitement drive is needed as its as funny as the grumbleweeds or Les Dennis on here. Not an original thought or joke, merely re written and edited for a chuckle and backslap of a middle management mid life crisis person you would normally ignore or not see in a Premier Inn............................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 30 October, 2013 Share Posted 30 October, 2013 Who do you see in a premier Inn Martin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Sanchez Posted 30 October, 2013 Share Posted 30 October, 2013 Who do you see in a premier Inn Martin? Lenny Henry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 30 October, 2013 Share Posted 30 October, 2013 We need more classics like this http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?46619-Danny-Fox-is-a-witch-Confirmed#.UnD0W_lSipA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 30 October, 2013 Share Posted 30 October, 2013 We need more classics like this http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?46619-Danny-Fox-is-a-witch-Confirmed#.UnD0W_lSipA I put it down to shrooms and an unhealthy fascination with "Foxy". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Sanchez Posted 30 October, 2013 Share Posted 30 October, 2013 Now that is original thinking and bit more exciting than what tracksuit colour the players will be turning out in or do you like Adam's new hairdo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 30 October, 2013 Share Posted 30 October, 2013 Hmm. When Spudders suggested a recruitment drive, I genuinely thought it was a good idea. However, I'm now edging towards a policy of licensed culling of certain posters. I thought TB had been irradiated over the last couple of months. This place had become a great place to kick-back and spend some time discussing our team's success without risk of infection. But in recent weeks good people of TMS, I've noticed the return of TB to these isles. Yes, Twat-dispensed Bigotry is being spread across these fora. So grab a rhetoric rifle with laser sights, confront this evil disease wherever it is seen and shoot those badger-faced ****tards that would have this place turn bigoted Barry beige. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lets B Avenue Posted 30 October, 2013 Share Posted 30 October, 2013 Hmm. When Spudders suggested a recruitment drive, I genuinely thought it was a good idea. However, I'm now edging towards a policy of licensed culling of certain posters. I thought TB had been irradiated over the last couple of months. This place had become a great place to kick-back and spend some time discussing our team's success without risk of infection. But in recent weeks good people of TMS, I've noticed the return of TB to these isles. Yes, Twat-dispensed Bigotry is being spread across these fora. So grab a rhetoric rifle with laser sights, confront this evil disease wherever it is seen and shoot those badger-faced ****tards that would have this place turn bigoted Barry beige. I'm with you, Mr Bletch. Burn the infidel! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Sanchez Posted 30 October, 2013 Share Posted 30 October, 2013 God there are right little Mavis's on here, following the Bazzmeister and yet scorning him, they need to polish their Dad's allegro a bit more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 30 October, 2013 Share Posted 30 October, 2013 Remind us why you left not606 Martin, was it due to your overwhelming popularity? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 30 October, 2013 Share Posted 30 October, 2013 God there are right little Mavis's on here, following the Bazzmeister and yet scorning him, they need to polish their Dad's allegro a bit more. Why are you obsessed with Les Dennis and his works, Bazza? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Sanchez Posted 30 October, 2013 Share Posted 30 October, 2013 Why are you obsessed with Les Dennis and his works, Bazza? My era of ****ness Pap, Les Dennis, Little and Large, Russ Abbot, the Grumbleweeds, Jimmy Tarbuck, Lenny Henry and Jim Davidson, all absolute **** comedians from the 80's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 30 October, 2013 Share Posted 30 October, 2013 My era of ****ness Pap, Les Dennis, Little and Large, Russ Abbot, the Grumbleweeds, Jimmy Tarbuck, Lenny Henry and Jim Davidson, all absolute **** comedians from the 80's. You are younger than I, Bazza. Didn't your ma and pa let you watch The Young Ones or Blackadder, FFS? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Sanchez Posted 30 October, 2013 Share Posted 30 October, 2013 You are younger than I, Bazza. Didn't your ma and pa let you watch The Young Ones or Blackadder, FFS? Of course they did, they are not **** though are they Pap, I was picking ****e comedians not good ones, the early evening Saturday night ones that were ****ing ****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 30 October, 2013 Share Posted 30 October, 2013 Of course they did, they are not **** though are they Pap, I was picking ****e comedians not good ones, the early evening Saturday night ones that were ****ing ****. I was referring to your use of the term "Mavis". It's not something I've heard here or in Southampton. I have seen Les Dennis do a "Mavis" impression and you do mention Les Dennis more than any other poster ( apart from me, making this point here ). I believe you love all those comedians that you reference, and that **** = Four Stars! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Sanchez Posted 30 October, 2013 Share Posted 30 October, 2013 Mavis is a name that gives an impression of drearyness nothing more nothing less Pap, no doubt you will manage to link my posts altogether and come up with a moon landing or a JFK moment though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 30 October, 2013 Share Posted 30 October, 2013 Mavis is a name that gives an impression of drearyness nothing more nothing less Pap, no doubt you will manage to link my posts altogether and come up with a moon landing or a JFK moment though. Bit of early Dennis for you skip... You love it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Sanchez Posted 30 October, 2013 Share Posted 30 October, 2013 When you say here, do you mean the Norris Green or Croxteth part of West Derby? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Sanchez Posted 30 October, 2013 Share Posted 30 October, 2013 And where do you get Skip from? Its not from Australia as you would have been hunted for your hair and glasses and its not from Southampton nor Norris Green, Edge Hill maybe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 30 October, 2013 Share Posted 30 October, 2013 I think this recruitment drive may have gone badly wrong spudders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 30 October, 2013 Share Posted 30 October, 2013 I think this recruitment drive may have gone badly wrong spudders. Les Dennis is well happy. He's in his house fist-pumping screaming "Yes! Some of my material is still relevant!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 30 October, 2013 Share Posted 30 October, 2013 Oh Mavis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 30 October, 2013 Share Posted 30 October, 2013 I think this recruitment drive may have gone badly wrong spudders. I had an Uncle in Australia who used to revel in negative attention because he would claim that whilst someone was having a go at him, they were leaving some other poor bastard alone. Excellent logic and narcissistically altruistic I'm sure you'll agree. So, we (The Muppet Show) are taking one for the team (Main bored, Lounge, Arts, Tech, etc.) here. Keep him talking Muppets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 30 October, 2013 Share Posted 30 October, 2013 Keep him talking Muppets. Them Bletch. Them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holepuncture Posted 30 October, 2013 Share Posted 30 October, 2013 I think this recruitment drive may have gone badly wrong spudders. You have brought this upon yourself. By waging war on the lounge and boastfully suggesting you will be able to infiltrate the regime. It has backfired and all you have now is bingo bigots and transgender posters rights campaigners in your muppet show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 30 October, 2013 Share Posted 30 October, 2013 Them Bletch. Them. Heh. I was never the target of this recruitment drive. I've always spent time in TMS. I just don't exclusively post here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Sanchez Posted 30 October, 2013 Share Posted 30 October, 2013 The guy who has holepuncture in his name and mocks transgenders is defo like that fellow of the Sopranos, what his name? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Vito_Spatafore.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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