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saintbletch

saintbletch

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I offer this as the olive branch of peace.

 

 

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Sydney, how the devil are you?

 

And how is Emma and the twins?

 

Still playing Bridge?

 

Great to see you posting again.

buctootim

buctootim

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Nah that's her bear. I have check this whole video out twice and it is deffo the mental bitch.

 

Bletch to confirm?

 

To be fair, this is some of her best work to date. A little light on the Japanese teaching but it is a Friday.

 

Okay I understand the first minute, but what's the other 12.18s for? no-one gets up again that fast.

Bearsy

Bearsy

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By the way. Never say miss hanna is butter again bear. Or I will find you and I will kill you.

 

it's not her tho tokyos, be more discerning! Listen to ur boner, ur boner will tell you! Not all girls with big boobs + mad eyes is same girl! That old munter in the leapordskin bra is middle-aged!

saintbletch

saintbletch

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Nah that's her bear. I have check this whole video out twice and it is deffo the mental bitch.

 

Bletch to confirm?

 

[video=youtube;piT-hIe_MHA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piT-hIe_MHA

 

To be fair, this is some of her best work to date. A little light on the Japanese teaching but it is a Friday.

 

Well I've only watched the first minute or so, and all I've seen is a voluptuous female slowly inserting a single finger into herself.

 

I'll confirm her identity once I've watched more of it...

saintbletch

saintbletch

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Nah that's her bear. I have check this whole video out twice and it is deffo the mental bitch.

 

Bletch to confirm?

 

[video=youtube;piT-hIe_MHA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piT-hIe_MHA

 

To be fair, this is some of her best work to date. A little light on the Japanese teaching but it is a Friday.

 

OK, I've had some of the best minds working on this, and Mrs Bletch and I think she's a fake.

 

Hannah Minx's USP is not her breasts, it is her JWOW. There is no JWOW in this clip.

 

And whilst Hannah Minx is mildly suggestive, it's in a Carry On Kyanpingu sort of way. That lady's a tart.

 

Oh, and her YouTube channel is called MissHannahMinxBoobs. She's an imposter.

Tokyo-Saint

Tokyo-Saint

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Fakes are not always a bad thing bletch. I once got in with a girl who looked like the fit one from the all saints who later turned out to be a hunchback. This girl obviously tried to copy the all saints girl, same hair, combat hip things with bit of hip and arse and g string etc. I was happy though cause I was never going to get to feel up the all saints bird and with a couple of sambucas and a squint of the eyes, I could pretend it was her. Same here, miss Hannah is too busy teaching people to actually get into a tiger suit and show her baps, so this lovely lady is stepping in to fill the gap.

saintbletch

saintbletch

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Fakes are not always a bad thing bletch. I once got in with a girl who looked like the fit one from the all saints who later turned out to be a hunchback. This girl obviously tried to copy the all saints girl, same hair, combat hip things with bit of hip and arse and g string etc. I was happy though cause I was never going to get to feel up the all saints bird and with a couple of sambucas and a squint of the eyes, I could pretend it was her. Same here, miss Hannah is too busy teaching people to actually get into a tiger suit and show her baps, so this lovely lady is stepping in to fill the gap.

 

To a man with low self-esteem who is only concerned with "filling gaps", I imagine you can turn anyone into anyone else simply by adjusting the angle of your squint.

 

For example, how many degrees would you have to turn one eye through in order for, say, Margaret Thatcher's corpse to turn into Hannah Minx?

 

My money is close to 180 degrees, so you'd have to be starting straight ahead whilst simultaneously examining your optical nerve.

 

Having one eye staring at your own brain is not an easy look to carry off Toke. Fair play for you to be able to do this and still "pull". You should be proud that you can do this.

 

A thought occurs to me though, and only knowing you virtually Toke, I can't be sure of this. But all the time you were channelling Marty Feldman and feeling up the All Saints doppel-minger, do you suppose that she was also squinting at her own brain imagining that instead of further ruining her family's good name by being groped by you, it was in fact a madly squinting Brad Pitt that was navigating her knickers, flicking with away with a muscular digit like a subuteo champion?

Tokyo-Saint

Tokyo-Saint

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FFS, stop boning thatcher bletch, think about the children you two would make and don't think I didn't spot that narcissism of your looking at your own brain.

 

For the purists.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdBh1mGCklY

 

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For the not so purists

 

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What just happened there? What's a ---- update----- and when did it start merging posts? Also does it just happen for nice breasts?

 

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It's happened again!

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ZepSaint

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I think Zep was attracted to MiltonRoader, as he arrived around the same time and then went off to get this life of his once Milton got taken back into care.

 

 

Ahem, I've been transformed into a lurker ......................with special attention interests including female breakfast news presenters ..............................article-2114230-0F1D7D1200000578-431_306x423.jpg

 

and sports stars ......................images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQkl0XPHLgkx0pYaOQQjExD_a6oR1BrxcQ0nqsyOp4jhBKPutQqJw

saintbletch

saintbletch

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FFS, stop boning thatcher bletch, think about the children you two would make and don't think I didn't spot that narcissism of your looking at your own brain.

 

For the purists.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdBh1mGCklY

 

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For the not so purists

 

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What just happened there? What's a ---- update----- and when did it start merging posts? Also does it just happen for nice breasts?

 

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It's happened again!

 

What a coincidence Toke, my browser home page is www.myemoporn.com.

 

Well, www.myemoporn.com/goats to be precise, but in all the times I'd visited that site I had never come across the Minx masquerader until about 48 seconds ago.

Tokyo-Saint

Tokyo-Saint

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+1 rep points bletch for laughing in the face of the mods and their ridiculous rule. There was disco Baz saying your were called Martin and wore a fleece and here you are posting porn links. Up yours mods*

 

 

*Except justice mike

Barry Sanchez

Barry Sanchez

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A recruitement drive is needed as its as funny as the grumbleweeds or Les Dennis on here.

Not an original thought or joke, merely re written and edited for a chuckle and backslap of a middle management mid life crisis person you would normally ignore or not see in a Premier Inn.............................

saintbletch

saintbletch

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Hmm. When Spudders suggested a recruitment drive, I genuinely thought it was a good idea.

 

However, I'm now edging towards a policy of licensed culling of certain posters.

 

I thought TB had been irradiated over the last couple of months. This place had become a great place to kick-back and spend some time discussing our team's success without risk of infection. But in recent weeks good people of TMS, I've noticed the return of TB to these isles.

 

Yes, Twat-dispensed Bigotry is being spread across these fora. So grab a rhetoric rifle with laser sights, confront this evil disease wherever it is seen and shoot those badger-faced ****tards that would have this place turn bigoted Barry beige.

Lets B Avenue

Lets B Avenue

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Hmm. When Spudders suggested a recruitment drive, I genuinely thought it was a good idea.

 

However, I'm now edging towards a policy of licensed culling of certain posters.

 

I thought TB had been irradiated over the last couple of months. This place had become a great place to kick-back and spend some time discussing our team's success without risk of infection. But in recent weeks good people of TMS, I've noticed the return of TB to these isles.

 

Yes, Twat-dispensed Bigotry is being spread across these fora. So grab a rhetoric rifle with laser sights, confront this evil disease wherever it is seen and shoot those badger-faced ****tards that would have this place turn bigoted Barry beige.

 

I'm with you, Mr Bletch.

 

Burn the infidel! :hunt:

pap

pap

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God there are right little Mavis's on here, following the Bazzmeister and yet scorning him, they need to polish their Dad's allegro a bit more.

 

Why are you obsessed with Les Dennis and his works, Bazza?

Barry Sanchez

Barry Sanchez

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Why are you obsessed with Les Dennis and his works, Bazza?

 

My era of ****ness Pap, Les Dennis, Little and Large, Russ Abbot, the Grumbleweeds, Jimmy Tarbuck, Lenny Henry and Jim Davidson, all absolute **** comedians from the 80's.

pap

pap

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My era of ****ness Pap, Les Dennis, Little and Large, Russ Abbot, the Grumbleweeds, Jimmy Tarbuck, Lenny Henry and Jim Davidson, all absolute **** comedians from the 80's.

 

You are younger than I, Bazza.

 

Didn't your ma and pa let you watch The Young Ones or Blackadder, FFS?

Barry Sanchez

Barry Sanchez

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You are younger than I, Bazza.

 

Didn't your ma and pa let you watch The Young Ones or Blackadder, FFS?

 

Of course they did, they are not **** though are they Pap, I was picking ****e comedians not good ones, the early evening Saturday night ones that were ****ing ****.

pap

pap

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Of course they did, they are not **** though are they Pap, I was picking ****e comedians not good ones, the early evening Saturday night ones that were ****ing ****.

 

I was referring to your use of the term "Mavis".

 

It's not something I've heard here or in Southampton.

 

I have seen Les Dennis do a "Mavis" impression and you do mention Les Dennis more than any other poster ( apart from me, making this point here ).

 

I believe you love all those comedians that you reference, and that **** = Four Stars!

Barry Sanchez

Barry Sanchez

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Mavis is a name that gives an impression of drearyness nothing more nothing less Pap, no doubt you will manage to link my posts altogether and come up with a moon landing or a JFK moment though.

pap

pap

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Mavis is a name that gives an impression of drearyness nothing more nothing less Pap, no doubt you will manage to link my posts altogether and come up with a moon landing or a JFK moment though.

 

Bit of early Dennis for you skip... You love it...

 

pap

pap

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I think this recruitment drive may have gone badly wrong spudders.

 

Les Dennis is well happy. He's in his house fist-pumping screaming "Yes! Some of my material is still relevant!"

saintbletch

saintbletch

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I think this recruitment drive may have gone badly wrong spudders.

 

I had an Uncle in Australia who used to revel in negative attention because he would claim that whilst someone was having a go at him, they were leaving some other poor bastard alone.

 

Excellent logic and narcissistically altruistic I'm sure you'll agree.

 

So, we (The Muppet Show) are taking one for the team (Main bored, Lounge, Arts, Tech, etc.) here.

 

Keep him talking Muppets.

holepuncture

holepuncture

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I think this recruitment drive may have gone badly wrong spudders.

 

You have brought this upon yourself. By waging war on the lounge and boastfully suggesting you will be able to infiltrate the regime.

 

It has backfired and all you have now is bingo bigots and transgender posters rights campaigners in your muppet show.

pap

pap

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Them Bletch. Them.

 

Heh. I was never the target of this recruitment drive. I've always spent time in TMS. I just don't exclusively post here.

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