Muppet Show recruitment drive?

[Spudders]

What can we do to get more people involved in the serious discussions going on within this sub forum area? Ideas please………….

[Tokyo-Saint]

My ITK breaking news stories in the transfer window saw a flood of plastic muppets we could wave our season tickets at. Outside of the window though there is just the usual 13 viewing and half are those are mods checking for pics of tits.

[Spudders]

True, but I was thinking that as Bearsy is now a proper main boarder we must be able to use him in some way to help get some more people in here. Where is Zep these days?, he seems to have escaped

[Bearsy]

Where is Zep these days?, he seems to have escaped

 

yeah i bumped into zep the other day and he was all boasting how he don't post here anymore cos he's "got a life now". I was like, dude! We do not accept this terminology! We don't call it "got a life", we say that uv Sold Out.

[Spudders]

I think Zep was attracted to MiltonRoader, as he arrived around the same time and then went off to get this life of his once Milton got taken back into care.

[sydney_saint]

You have let this place go to seed magnificently,the dust and filth is the envy of every married man, you have done well. But whilst the environment is good you need new people to entice us causal viewers back. Classically amusing, yet thoughtful and intelligent posters. As the drawback of TMS is that it gives rise, much like worms in compost, to people like Bearsy, who are not bad people per se, but more in the same way a plague-bearing rat is not a bad animal. These people will always develop in TMS, but need to remain in the minority.

 

I suggest you begin to talk to people in a language they understand over on the main board. They are simple football folk. Use it. Would Ramirez have joined were it not for an abundance of brown paper bags? Would Osvaldo have joined were it not for Cortese discovering is most hidden secret? You need to set up transfers with these folk. For example, I will transfer over, promising to do 5 posts a week in return for a weekly picture of Bearsy's latest **** and a monthly shot of Victoria Pendleton's snatch.

[Tokyo-Saint]

As the drawback of TMS is that it gives rise, much like worms in compost, to people like Bearsy, who are not bad people per se, but more in the same way a plague-bearing rat is not a bad animal.

 

 

Fantastic post, post of the year so far.

[Bearsy]

I don't mind being called plague rat but I'm not sure i want it 5 times per week! What other types of posts would you be bringing Sydney? Do you have anything interesting to say bout tokyos for example?

[Tokyo-Saint]

Don't waste one of your 3 vital posts even replying to that plague aids rat Sydney.

 

Here is an example of the type of gifts I have for you. Pay your fiver and these will be PM'd 5 times per week.

 

[JonnyLove]

Bring back the lingerie threads

[JonnyLove]

Toyks. I am awaiting the 5 times a week PM you promise

[Spudders]

You have let this place go to seed magnificently,the dust and filth is the envy of every married man, you have done well. But whilst the environment is good you need new people to entice us causal viewers back. Classically amusing, yet thoughtful and intelligent posters. As the drawback of TMS is that it gives rise, much like worms in compost, to people like Bearsy, who are not bad people per se, but more in the same way a plague-bearing rat is not a bad animal. These people will always develop in TMS, but need to remain in the minority.

 

I suggest you begin to talk to people in a language they understand over on the main board. They are simple football folk. Use it. Would Ramirez have joined were it not for an abundance of brown paper bags? Would Osvaldo have joined were it not for Cortese discovering is most hidden secret? You need to set up transfers with these folk. For example, I will transfer over, promising to do 5 posts a week in return for a weekly picture of Bearsy's latest **** and a monthly shot of Victoria Pendleton's snatch.

 

 

Hi Sydney, great post, I'm going to give you +5 reputations points for comparing Bearsy to a plague-bearing rat, but just to add insult to injury, I'm not going to take them from the reps storeroom, I am going to take them directly from Bearsy's own reputaions subtotal (bearsy -5 reps).

[Tokyo-Saint]

Toyks. I am awaiting the 5 times a week PM you promise

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FFS, I asked that flea infested rat to take care of this. Are you telling me you haven't received any PMs from him on my behalf? Spud, bear is dropping rep points like fleas at the moment. I feel bad about this but there looks by jonnylove's complaint to be more admin fuck ups from him. All this mainboard come and check out my blog stuff has caused him to neglect his main duties here.

[sydney_saint]

I am willing to be flexible on this Brian. It does not necessarily have to be a rat, other animals can also be incorporated. (obviously I will treat this sensitively and no bears/related to the bear to be brought into this). My other strengths are I am hard working, can work either individually or in a team, am organized, an office flirt, a terrible alcoholic, can follow instructions and treat fellow colleagues with respect.

 

Tokyo, I feel, is my kindred half brother. There have been many times I have dreamt that the two of us, hand in hand*,taking over and conquering the vast eternity of the internet. He has the cunning of a fox, the eye of a hawk, the heart of a griffin, the ears of a rabbit, and the unyielding alertness of one still recovering from the effects of a night without shame.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Not gay.

[Tokyo-Saint]

NEW BFF *

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

* sorry bear you are sacked. Clear your desk by tomorrow morning

[Spudders]

I can treat fellow colleagues with respect.

Seeing this, I'm not so sure you are ready for muppetshow area, this part of thh forum does not tolerate respect for fellow members

[Tokyo-Saint]

Leave him alone spudders, I like the cut of his jib... he's in!

[Bearsy]

Tokyo has the cunning of a fox, the eye of a hawk, the heart of a griffin, the ears of a rabbit, and the penis of a baby mouse

 

yes!

[Big Bad Bob]

I am willing to be flexible on this Brian. It does not necessarily have to be a rat, other animals can also be incorporated. (obviously I will treat this sensitively and no bears/related to the bear to be brought into this). My other strengths are I am hard working, can work either individually or in a team, am organized, an office flirt, a terrible alcoholic, can follow instructions and treat fellow colleagues with respect.

 

Tokyo, I feel, is my kindred half brother. There have been many times I have dreamt that the two of us, hand in hand*,taking over and conquering the vast eternity of the internet. He has the cunning of a fox, the eye of a hawk, the heart of a griffin, the ears of a rabbit, and the unyielding alertness of one still recovering from the effects of a night without shame.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Not gay.

 

You can't be Toke's kindred half brother until you have shared a bath with him and his father-in-law...

[badgerx16]

I am .... a terrible alcoholic,.....

 

Well, keep up with the practice, I'm sure you'll get better at it.

[Saint-scooby]

WE NEED MORE PORN LINKS....................simple x

[Big Bad Bob]

WE NEED MORE PORN LINKS....................simple x

 

Unfortunately we get infracted by invisimod is we publish links to porn sites.

 

I suppose we could hide them behind tinyurl and then invismod would have to visit each link, after that he wouldn't have enough power left in his wrist to click the infract button.

 

Try this one :-

 

http://bit.ly/sbIqDW

[sydney_saint]

Seeing this, I'm not so sure you are ready for muppetshow area, this part of thh forum does not tolerate respect for fellow members

 

Lying (which in my case in an occasional experiment or, as is the case of a certain manager of QPR, a hobby) is an activity that must be done in the face of an interview and was not meant to be taken at face value. It was an ingenious strategy which, when you think about just how repellent (again not in a bad way) the poster who posed those questions at me, allows me to get out of any sort of trouble for possible insulting him whilst enjoying the privileges of my transfer over to TMS. I think my response was essentially playing a blinder

[sydney_saint]

You can't be Toke's kindred half brother until you have shared a bath with him and his father-in-law...

 

I fear that, given the mechanical orientation of his current partner, that a bath with that father-in-law would electrocute me.

[buctootim]

I suppose we could hide them behind tinyurl and then invismod would have to visit each link, after that he wouldn't have enough power left in his wrist to click the infract button. Try this one :-

 

http://bit.ly/sbIqDW

 

I raise you this http://i.qkme.me/35bcyi.jpg

[Tokyo-Saint]

Full member muthafuka! Put that on my tally mods. It's going to be a hell of a curry night this year.

 

Tokyo-saint - keeping Steve Grant in popadoms 3 years running.

[Big Bad Bob]

I raise you this http://i.qkme.me/35bcyi.jpg

 

http://i42.tinypic.com/2is8mmu.jpg

 

Exactly, by diverting inivisimod off to "free" porn sites he will get stuck in an endless re-direct loop and will never return. Leaving us mod free...

[Big Bad Bob]

I fear that, given the mechanical orientation of his current partner, that a bath with that father-in-law would electrocute me.

 

He has two partners, a real life female one that he wheels out for Coporate do's (and the such like) and his binary one that he masturbates off to.

 

It is the f-i-l of the former that he bathes with whilst performing the latter..

[badgerx16]

I fear that, given the mechanical orientation of his current partner, that a bath with that father-in-law would electrocute me.

He has two partners, a real life female one that he wheels out for Coporate do's (and the such like) and his binary one that he masturbates off to.

 

It is the f-i-l of the former that he bathes with whilst performing the latter..

 

 

Have you seen this BBC article ? I wonder if a certain TMS activist is involved in such activities.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-24614830

[sydney_saint]

I feel I have severely under estimated the genius mind that is behind the tokes. He has developed an intuitive and sophisticated system where he can receive the best worlds. The status of having a trophy wife and social acceptance without having to worry about all that tiring sex and emotions. I shall humbly bathe with him and his f-i-l and hope that the genius of his mind spreads through the sloshing soapy suds of our embrace* and enter me

 

 

*Again not gay

[Bearsy]

tell me ur being sarcasm sydney! Tell me you didn't really pay £5 to lick tokyos balls in earnest!

 

I don't know what to believe anymore! Registered lurkers are sposed to bum-lick me and mug off tokyos! It's like some weird reverse world! Am i being merked? Rio? Are you Rio?

[sydney_saint]

tell me ur being sarcasm sydney! Tell me you didn't really pay £5 to lick tokyos balls in earnest!

 

I don't know what to believe anymore! Registered lurkers are sposed to bum-lick me and mug off tokyos! It's like some weird reverse world! Am i being merked? Rio? Are you Rio?

 

I reject your premise Brian that my fiver was in anyway to do with Tokyo and/or balls. Instead I was promised by a certain mod on this board that, in return for my hard earned cash, that I would be rewarded with sexual favours by a female member of this board who shall remain anonymous and I trust you, of all bears, to respect that.

[Spudders]

I'm starting to think Sydney might be Tokyo Mrs (Real one not nintendo one)

[Big Bad Bob]

tell me ur being sarcasm sydney! Tell me you didn't really pay £5 to lick tokyos balls in earnest!

 

I don't know what to believe anymore! Registered lurkers are sposed to bum-lick me and mug off tokyos! It's like some weird reverse world! Am i being merked? Rio? Are you Rio?

 

Face it Bearsy, since your defecation to the MB you're no longer the attractive ursa that you used to be. Your TMS pheromones have been diluted and no longer have the requisite pulling potential

[Tokyo-Saint]

tell me ur being sarcasm sydney! Tell me you didn't really pay £5 to lick tokyos balls in earnest!

 

I don't know what to believe anymore! Registered lurkers are sposed to bum-lick me and mug off tokyos! It's like some weird reverse world! Am i being merked? Rio? Are you Rio?

 

Anyone ever heard bearsy say 'in earnest' before?

 

Mods can you pls do an IP check? I think we have a hacker.

[Big Bad Bob]

I reject your premise Brian that my fiver was in anyway to do with Tokyo and/or balls. Instead I was promised by a certain mod on this board that, in return for my hard earned cash, that I would be rewarded with sexual favours by a female member of this board who shall remain anonymous and I trust you, of all bears, to respect that.

 

Pap is not a mod, and don't take his fiver whatever you do don't take his fiver....

[Tokyo-Saint]

I'm starting to think Sydney might be Tokyo Mrs (Real one not nintendo one)

Not yet

 

Face it Bearsy, since your defecation to the MB you're no longer the attractive ursa that you used to be. Your TMS pheromones have been diluted and no longer have the requisite pulling potential

 

+1 rep points bob. This might be the greatest day in MS history. Anyone else want to mug off bear today? Smash a bear day people. come and smash him. Everyone welcome.

[Big Bad Bob]

+1 rep points bob. This might be the greatest day in MS history. Anyone else want to mug off bear today? Smash a bear day people. come and smash him. Everyone welcome.

 

I would attempt more but I still have some sympathy for the big, hairy fella. Also my attempts at matching Sydney's flowery literary genius has left me depleted for the day.

 

Off for a PS move session with my PS3 woman....

[Tokyo-Saint]

You guys trying to tell me you don't play this? FFS! I am the MLG of this game.

 

 

Patch out next Wednesday guys. Great improvements including non nagging bitch mode, save your game on the cloud as well as the usual data updates.

[sydney_saint]

I'm starting to think Sydney might be Tokyo Mrs (Real one not nintendo one)

 

Tokyo and I have, and will remain, a professional relationship. Yes that could include occasional moments where, late in the evening, we both withdraw to the balcony, smoking cigars whilst in the background soft jazz drifts across, creating a sense of melancholy and enchantment between the two of us as we look down on the streets below us and watch a peculiar hairy creature become intimate with a discarded milk carton. But professional it shall be.

[Spudders]

^ now I'm more convinced than ever you are a girl Sydney!

[Big Bad Bob]

Tokyo and I have, and will remain, a professional relationship. Yes that could include occasional moments where, late in the evening, we both withdraw to the balcony, smoking cigars whilst in the background soft jizz drifts across my face, creating a sense of melancholy and enchantment between the two of us as we look down on the streets below us and watch a peculiar hairy creature become intimate with a discarded milk carton. But professional it shall be.

 

Corrected it for you

[Spudders]

I’m not sure why Sydney is talking about soft jazz music type stuff, have a word with him Tokyo, he listens to you.

 

Other than the initial promise that was shown through the disrespecting of Bear (another +1 reputations for that by the way Syds), I’m not seeing much in the way of muppet show credentials? I’d really expect to have seen some sort of thread started relating to boobs or something stupid and random by now, but he’s been a full member for well over an hour and I’m keeping F5’ing the muppet show but there’s nothing!

[sydney_saint]

Ah but we have an abundance of those threads, the environment is hard and thick with boobs threads. Think of me as the Pied Piper. A new strategy is needed to lure MB over. I will play the tune, the rats (including the mother of all rats- the bear before he infests the main board) will follow.

[Tokyo-Saint]

What you on about? He's great! it's like I've spiked bletch and am getting him to drunkenly slate bear/rat. I'll cover his tit quota

 

[Spudders]

What you on about? He's great! it's like I've spiked bletch and am getting him to drunkenly slate bear/rat. I'll cover his tit quota

 

Oh Tokyo FFS, just because Sydneys has come along giving you virtual blowies, you’ve fallen for his talk of change to bring in new main boarders and make muppets area a better place. That’s all well and good, but if we attract the type that is impressed by his fancy pants talking we’re attracting the wrong crowd.

 

It’s like we’re a traditional British pub like the rovers return and Sydneys is coming into the bar as a new customer and you’re the barmaid Tokyo. He’s come along saying you look nice, is that a new dress you’re wearing, I like the cut of you jib, you & I should team up. He’s also an observant fella, he’s noticed you don’t like smelly old bear sat in the corner drinking on his own so he’s had a go at him too which has made you lower your guard (ok let’s be honest everyone’s ok with the bear mocking as since he’s sold out to the main board no one wants to sit with him anyway).

 

But the thing is Tokyo, all the time Sydneys is stroking your hand at the bar and promising you a pearl necklace later, he’s planning on turning the place into a Wetherspoons. Next thing you know Matt Le God will be stood at the bar pointing out that your optics are crooked and Alpine will be sat over with Bear complaining that the glasses were dirty when they came out of the dishwasher…… Is that what you want Tokyo, is it?

[Tokyo-Saint]

Yeah I agree spud, those dicks aren't the way forward. Remember what happened when we had barry over here for a bit, the place went quiet for about a month. You even cancelled your subscription. Before you cast out super ozzi bletch let's not forget his wise words..

 

much like worms in compost, to people like Bearsy, who are not bad people per se, but more in the same way a plague-bearing rat is not a bad animal. These people will always develop in TMS, but need to remain in the minority.

 

I have a dream that one day this forum will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all men are created equal, even mental Milts."

 

I have a dream that one day Turkish the sons of former members of the Southampton yuff and MLG and will be able to sit down together at the table of brotherhood.

 

I have a dream that one day even the mainboard, a forum sweltering with the heat of injustice, sweltering with the heat of oppression, will be transformed into an oasis of freedom and justice.

 

I have a dream that my MS friends will one day post on a forum where they will not be judged by mods on how much nipple is showing but by the content of their posts and if it is lols or not.

 

I have a dream today.

[Spudders]

I wish your dream involved forum functionality to 'like' post Tokes

[dubai_phil]

Don't panic chaps.

 

It's only 3 weeks until the Race to Dubai culminates in the DP World Championship.

 

Once we gear up for the big week the readers will be FLOODING back to TMS as your on the spot reporter brings you such critical behind the scenes stories from the elite Golfing Pinnacle.

 

You will find answers to such vital questions like

 

What is Miguel Angel Jimenez's favourite Rioja?

Who's WAG is the fittest fitteh?

What Ian Poulter thinks of Arsene Wengers' transfer policy.

And of course some BIG ones.

Billy Sharp - Why he was rubbish for Forest by Lee Westwood

 

And then HUGE behind the scenes scoops

The Boruc Water Bottle that nearly killed me by Getty Images legend Andrew Redington

And - this IS the biggie

Who else boned Tiger's Missus? by Sergio Garcia.

 

Oh just you wait, they'll be here in their THOUSANDS, hanging on every word, getting the overnight scoop on who to bet on, what the Stimp Meter is saying.

 

Oh God it's gonna be MASSIVE

[Spudders]

mods, can the muppet show just be closed down temporarily in 3 weeks, ta