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Hi Ladies! This thread is just for ladies so you can discuss ur boobs + periods etc. Also grooming of minges + photos.

 

Dudes is not allowed to be posting or looking in this thread! It is for LADIES ONLY!

 

Here is confirmed ladies that I know bout on Saintsweb:

 

Suewhistles

Bridges2far

Ladysaint

teenagegsaint (aka teenage girl saint)

wibbles (she is my internet gf)

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Hi ladies! A few of you is pm me to moderate this thread. I am v.busy but I will try + get discussion started. Here is first topic of conversations:

 

What is good size for knob? What is biggest knob you is had? What is smallest knob you is had? What do you think bout a knob that is 2.1" long?... a friend of mine is wanting to know bout this.

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oh hi girlfriends!

 

Did y'all read story bout our sister who put on 7st to please her man, but then he was like all dogging around with skinny bitches?

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2470136/Woman-gained-7st-man-loved-curves--cheat-EIGHT-slim-women.html

 

How much is y'all weigh individually + combined, and also what is ur diet tips girlfriends!

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Hi ladies! A few of you is pm me to moderate this thread. I am v.busy but I will try + get discussion started. Here is first topic of conversations:

 

What is good size for knob? What is biggest knob you is had? What is smallest knob you is had? What do you think bout a knob that is 2.1" long?... a friend of mine is wanting to know bout this.

 

FFS bear! that was confidential information. I don't want it discussed on no supermikey podcast.

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oh my god this thread is turning into such a sausage-fest! This is sposed to be a safe haven for saintsweb ladies to chat bout their boobs in a safe + respectful environment, and you guise is ruining it!

 

i guess ladies you will just have to go back to sending me ur infos by pm :(

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Dear Bearsy.

 

Once you comment on the critical debate about the size of size of Rihanna's Bewbs on the Arts Forum, I promise to allow Mrs D_P access to my log in to join you on this thread.

 

(That is for the best as I sure for one do not want to be the one typing her replies to your OP)

 

HTH

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Typical phony philogyny from the Bear.

 

The Laydeez just don't fall for your "pro-female stance" Bear.

 

BTW, Ell Gee Bee Tee Bear.

 

LGBT!

 

Where is the transgender equivalent of this thread?

 

I, ahem, I've got this friend who is a post-op transexual and I, ahem, he would like somewhere to discuss my, ahem, his issues.

 

Like the unavailability of tena lady pants in a 38" waist.

 

Like the confusion he now experiences watching Susanna Reid on Strictly Come Dancing.

 

Like the mild feeling of regret he gets when dressing each morning from the subconscious, but pointless attempt to cajole his "gentleman" to dress to the left.

 

Think Bear. Think!

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I will check with the sisters but I reckon the transgenders can post in here if they is deffo now being woman. They have to make their mind up tho! There is a transgender who works the robot tills at my asda, sometimes when you go in it is man, other times when you go in it is woman. What they done at my asda tho is they said "enough is enough, yo!" and they made it choose. It is now always woman, but even still when you ask for directions to teabagging aisle it answers in voice of man, so it is still bit confusion.

 

In other news i had to googles three words in ur post, bletch. I am not v.happy bout this. If ur not careful ur gonna be like dubai phil whose posts i always read but long since gave up actually expecting to understand what he is go on about.

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ha! bear pretending that he actually reads all of bletch's posts and doesn't just scan through like the rest of us (except pap).

 

When I worked in Japan, there was this guy who was a normal teacher. I say normal but he might have been American or Canadian or something. Anyway, he was married to this Japanese woman, had a kid and stuff. At the time I was in charge of a load of schools and he was one of 'my' teachers. One day he came to me and was really spinning out about something, I asked him what was up etc (thinking oh ffs another American making a big deal about nothing) and he just said he had done something bad. He said that he had seen this pretty young Japanese girl on the train and had followed her home. Just as I am looking up the procedure for what to do if your teacher rapes someone, he said that after he followed her, he just collapsed on the floor crying. As I was thanking god that he was too much of a pussy to rape on my watch, he said that's when he realised he wanted to be a woman.

 

Cut a long story short, the Japanese company I worked for must have had bear in their HR department, cause they said it was ok as long as he made up him mind. So he went off to Thailand and got everything sorted. He even got something done with his head cause girls don't have caveman foreheads/eye socked things. Even after the op he still looked well ropey, at least a 7 pinter.

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Even after the op he still looked well ropey, at least a 7 pinter.

 

you still did tho, didn't you tokyos?

 

That was good story! When you tell it in future spin out the bit after he's done something bad and is following the pretty girl home. It would be better to leave ur audience imagining the rape scenario for a bit longer before you let us down, here you should be saying some stuff setting the scene and describing the woman etc and how she is getting nervous and breaking into a run, really ramp up the sexual tension before you introduce the punch line.

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Yeah I do that if I tell this story in the pub or something bear. Just as it gets to the "I've done something terrible...pretty young Japanese" bit, I go the bar for another beer or something. When I come back, everyone has stiffies, cetp the girls who are all like "he didn't rape her did he? no! did he?"

 

 

I was interested to see what it felt like bear (as any man would). So I agreed to a good evaluation in exchange for a finger with no kissing. A good time was had by all and everyone was a winner. Stop moralising.

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Hi Ladies! I spose you is all familiar with the new revisions in the fifth edition of the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders? Under new regulations when ladies is flow + are sitting about in pyjama pants eating minstrels refusing to do the washing up, ladies is now officially classified as "Mentally Ill".

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2470796/PMDD-Women-extreme-PMS-deemed-mentally-ill-DSM-5.html

 

How is we feel bout this? Do we feel that in future ladies will make more effort to not be such a bitch all the time, now that ur man is authorised to cart you off to loony bin if you is acting up bad?

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Seems like justice set you up with the child safety setting on when he changed your name spud. I will check by posting something from Japanese Hollyoaks, if you can see it, then you have adult settings on. If it is censored, you have the child lock on and should complain.

 

THIS IS A TEST MOD - THIS IS A TEST - NO INFRACTIONS - THIS IS A TEST

 

157032.jpg?v=1

 

pixel+porn+copy.jpg

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Yeah it was one of my favourite story lines on Japanese Horryoaks. People often ask the question 'bukakke porn, who is it aimed at?' but I think this episode goes to show that it can really hit the mainstream and make a big impression too. Wibble, makes and interesting point as well and some great comparative photos.

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Hi Ladies! I spose you is all familiar with the new revisions in the fifth edition of the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders? Under new regulations when ladies is flow + are sitting about in pyjama pants eating minstrels refusing to do the washing up, ladies is now officially classified as "Mentally Ill".

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2470796/PMDD-Women-extreme-PMS-deemed-mentally-ill-DSM-5.html

 

How is we feel bout this? Do we feel that in future ladies will make more effort to not be such a bitch all the time, now that ur man is authorised to cart you off to loony bin if you is acting up bad?

 

Does this mean we can have them sectioned if they go off on one during RFW....?

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Hi Ladies!

 

How do we feel bout equality? Do we think we is got full equality? I think we is made good progress and now ladies is doing jobs that before they would never be allowed, and they is doing them as well as any dumb MAN! For example:

 

Woman is Racing Car Driver:

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Woman is Dustbin Collection

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Woman is Fire Brigade:

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