Turkish Posted 18 October, 2013 Share Posted 18 October, 2013 Sacked in the morning, you're getting sacked in the morning!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 18 October, 2013 Share Posted 18 October, 2013 You do realise that she reads this thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 18 October, 2013 Share Posted 18 October, 2013 You do realise that she reads this thread? Either outstanding trolling or truly horrifying lolz!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 18 October, 2013 Share Posted 18 October, 2013 You do realise that she reads this thread? She could do easily enough. All she'd need to do is get IT to check his internezzzz use and see that he has looked on this thread, it'd be pretty easy to work out who he was and he's a goner, either for abuse off the Innnernezzzz policy or slagging the company off on a mongboard, gross misconduct mush. sacked in the morning , you're getting sacked in the morning. Stayed at Macdonalds, you should have stayed at McDonalds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 19 October, 2013 Share Posted 19 October, 2013 Come on bowser, if evem Turks, deppo crabs and bearsy are saying keep you head down, do some work mush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 19 October, 2013 Share Posted 19 October, 2013 She could do easily enough. All she'd need to do is get IT to check his internezzzz use and see that he has looked on this thread, it'd be pretty easy to work out who he was and he's a goner, either for abuse off the Innnernezzzz policy or slagging the company off on a mongboard, gross misconduct mush. sacked in the morning , you're getting sacked in the morning. Stayed at Macdonalds, you should have stayed at McDonalds. Who knows? She might even be me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stknowle Posted 19 October, 2013 Share Posted 19 October, 2013 KPI's, a reason to give a short balding fat man a job. Congrats on your new role Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint in Paradise Posted 19 October, 2013 Share Posted 19 October, 2013 Well the OP has been given some very good advice but at his age........ he will almost certainly ignore it as he "will know better than any of you". :rolleyes: My advice would be to do what I did a few months ago.... RETIRE !!!!!! and then all work problems just fade away :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viking Warrior Posted 19 October, 2013 Share Posted 19 October, 2013 Bowers you have not comeback to me you need to look through every window , What do you see, smiling faces all around you apart from working in a call centre, look for a new beginning Mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 20 October, 2013 Share Posted 20 October, 2013 Bowers I thought you had the AWOL situation sorted . If you want me to help you . You have to be totally honest with me on what the real issues are . You have my email address or you had it So he's a liar too!! Oh dear, bowers doesn't have much going for him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman Posted 20 October, 2013 Share Posted 20 October, 2013 what is a KPI? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trader Posted 20 October, 2013 Share Posted 20 October, 2013 Bowers you have not comeback to me you need to look through every window , What do you see, smiling faces all around you apart from working in a call centre, look for a new beginning Mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman Posted 20 October, 2013 Share Posted 20 October, 2013 what makes it so harsh to work in a call centre having happy, motivated staff is priceless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 20 October, 2013 Share Posted 20 October, 2013 what is a KPI? Key Performance Indicator. In this case most likely to be volume of calls made / answered, how long spent on the phone, how many inquiries converted to sales. Targets are set and need to be met. I'm not sure 'chatting with the fella behind you' counts as a target, therefore I can see why Bowers's boss doesn't like him.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Window Cleaner Posted 20 October, 2013 Share Posted 20 October, 2013 Bowers you have not comeback to me you need to look through every window , What do you see, smiling faces all around you apart from working in a call centre, look for a new beginning Mate Hollies right ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 20 October, 2013 Share Posted 20 October, 2013 what is a KPI? In your job it would be things like Presentation of food Taste Cooked to the correct temperature Cleanliness of the kitchen area Variety of menu Basically things that are indicators as to how good you are at your job Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viking Warrior Posted 20 October, 2013 Share Posted 20 October, 2013 Spot on thanks for the nostalgia trader . I thought bowers would have emailed me by now . Some of you must have scared him off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 20 October, 2013 Share Posted 20 October, 2013 In your job it would be things like Presentation of food Taste Cooked to the correct temperature Cleanliness of the kitchen area Variety of menu Basically things that are indicators as to how good you are at your job :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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