worst exit from a cap park

[Spudders]

some people really shouldn't be on the road!

 

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/10/14/bad-driving-car-park-exit_n_4095810.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular

 

EDIT: Car park even. I would ask mods to change the title, but I don't think they come into muppet show area!

 

EDIT AGAIN: Yay I can change title, why didn't someone tell me sooner.

Edited 22 October, 2013 by Spudders

[Tokyo-Saint]

Stop hassling the mods to change things spudtits. They are busy professionals you know.

[Spudders]

I dunno why we can't be trusted to change our own thread titles ourselves!!

[Spudders]

Justice Mike is too busy tweeting about the England game to moderate the muppet show at the moment!!

[Tokyo-Saint]

Is this him? Saints Mike (@Mike7167)

[Spudders]

No that's the other fan we have called Mike

[Tokyo-Saint]

That's was pretty bad driving spudders but to your credit, at the start of the video, you were the only person who had actually parked in a parking space. What's going on with all those random lines anyway? It was like one of those football pitches that they also play rugby league and American football on.

[saintbletch]

Parking the parking for a moment, surely there are more serious crimes being committed here "Spudders".

 

Firstly, as you acknowledge, the misspelling of cap park.

 

Secondly, the lack of a capital W at the start of "worst" in the thread title.

 

Thirdly, your apparent name change. I'm sure you used to have the suffix "gun" added to your personal potato predilection proper noun. I assume that there has been some form of campaign to get you to remove the firearm reference. PC gone mad?

 

Fourthly, you have changed your avatar to an anthropomorphic dollop of Mr. Whippy chocolate ice cream. I can't quite remember what your previous avatar was, but I have a hazy and distant feeling that I wouldn't have licked it.

 

Finally, what happened to your one-man campaign to "Stick it to The Man"? I thought you were on TMS hunger strike, limiting yourself to three square posts a day. I'm sure that you'd knocked back your membership to Registered User, and were using your thrice-daily, protest posts to moan about the running of the forum by The Man.

 

So to the point.

 

Are you the poster formally known as Spudgun?

 

Or are you.....Dune?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

P.S. Toke is a ****. I can write this without offending him, because I know he doesn't have the stamina to read my posts right to the end.

[Tokyo-Saint]

What the fuck is going on with this board? Has has Brett from West London's sudden boardroom with the Italian wench, as many pizzas as he could stomach and his return to the forum caused a meltdown? Ever time I look at this on my iphone I am logged out again. There was some advert for Muslim dating up there a moment ago. A load of women trying to look sexy but not too sexy in Hijabs. Is this part of the big society? Political correctness with internet dating? Or is this smart technology and related to my previous searches?

 

Also, when is the fucking codebreaker going to be given swear filter privileges? I am getting board of working out his insults in a crossword style.

Edited 16 October, 2013 by Tokyo-Saint

[SNSUN]

Worst exit from a carp ark was when a biblical flood killed them all.

 

[sussexsaint]

why the cock would fish need an ark? some people really don't think things through FFS

[Tokyo-Saint]

never mind that. have you seen the size of those phuckers? no wonder jesus only needed a couple of them to make all those fish sandwiches.

[saintbletch]

Worst exit from a carp ark was when a biblical flood killed them all.

 

 

 

Not according to the Seventh Day Amphibianists, SNSUN.

 

This is how it went down:

 

 

Which, as sussexsaint points out, explains successfully how we still have carp today.

 

And just as with the humble Donkey which is forever marked with a cross on its back to celebrate its biblical role, so carps to this day still bear a resemblance to some of the animals they ferried to safety:

 

 

 

[SNSUN]

 

I wondered where this bad boy got it from.

 

Incidentally, I reckon Noah was from Portsmouth, and had a diddle with the carp - which is how we got mermen and mermaids of modern times.

[Spudders]

Parking the parking for a moment, surely there are more serious crimes being committed here "Spudders".

 

Firstly, as you acknowledge, the misspelling of cap park.

 

Secondly, the lack of a capital W at the start of "worst" in the thread title.

 

Thirdly, your apparent name change. I'm sure you used to have the suffix "gun" added to your personal potato predilection proper noun. I assume that there has been some form of campaign to get you to remove the firearm reference. PC gone mad?

 

Fourthly, you have changed your avatar to an anthropomorphic dollop of Mr. Whippy chocolate ice cream. I can't quite remember what your previous avatar was, but I have a hazy and distant feeling that I wouldn't have licked it.

 

Finally, what happened to your one-man campaign to "Stick it to The Man"? I thought you were on TMS hunger strike, limiting yourself to three square posts a day. I'm sure that you'd knocked back your membership to Registered User, and were using your thrice-daily, protest posts to moan about the running of the forum by The Man.

 

So to the point.

 

Are you the poster formally known as Spudgun?

 

Or are you.....Dune?

 

It’s exactly this kind of observational skill and conversational art that made me want more than three posts a day bletch.

Re points 1 & 2

Unfortunately in my excitement to be back in the muppet show game, I dropped the ball with regards to spelling and capitalisation (I’m just thankful that it was you that highlighted these errors in a good natured way, rather than MLG coming over to the muppets area and making me feel inferior).

 

Re point 3

Your comment about the removal of gun is pretty close to the mark, but it was self inflected. I’ve not been happy with the Spudgun user name for a long time as I’m a lover not a fighter and I didn’t want to scare off any of the young boys on here with any talk of large weapons. The evolution of the name spudders through reuse by muppet show colleagues just seemed like the way to go (and yes I do think of you guys as colleagues as sometime muppeting can be actual hard work, especially when reading Dubai Phil’s post!!).

 

Re point 4

It’s good to see that even a highly intelligent fella such as yourself has been fooled by the inclusion of some friendly cute eyes being added to poo! This knowledge will now be harnessed by myself for badness through the addition of eyes to pictures that would usually be against forum rules.

 

Re final point

I need more than three posts a day so I can escalate my complaining about the lack of forum functionality to 'like' posts on here!

 

PS I’d have 'liked' you post if I could have, but unfortunately Steve doesn’t think the concept of ‘like’ is something that will take off. I asked Mark Zuckerberg what he thought and if he could speak to Steve, but unfortunately his minder stepped in and told me that if I didn’t stop bothering him they’d take out another injunction.

[Spudders]

ps I like the why this thread has evolved through pictures, good work guys. I'd 'like' your posts but the forum doesn't have the functionality!

[Tokyo-Saint]

What you on about spud? Steve issued the rest of us with the like function. Must have just hidden it from you to piss you off. Just like the swear filter and that dickhead bletch.

 

Edited 16 October, 2013 by Tokyo-Saint

[Spudders]

What you on about spud? Steve issued the rest of us with the like function. Must have just hidden it from you to piss you off. The the swear filter and that dickhead bletch.

 

The first part made sense, second part..... not so much!

[Tokyo-Saint]

yeah that happens sometimes.

[Spudders]

There's always been ghosts in the system

[saintbletch]

What you on about spud? Steve issued the rest of us with the like function. Must have just hidden it from you to piss you off. Just like the swear filter and that dickhead bletch.

 

 

 

Whoa Toke! Why the anger with the bletch?

 

Blue on blue. Friendly fire. We're on the same side. United we stand, and all that.

 

And as for getting round the swear filter, anybody can change the font in the middle of swear word Toke.

 

It's not big, and it's not clever.

 

In fact it's easy, you frottaging, Fuckwit.

 

OK, that wasn't my best effort. In fact it has made me look like a kidnapper creating a ransom note.

 

I've obviously got a bit of nuancing to do, but I think I've proved the principle.

 

P.S. I'm not a dickhead.

 

P.P.S. See what I did there?

 

P.P.P.S. Notice how "Spudders" didn't answer the question about being Dune?

[Tokyo-Saint]

No anger with you bletchy cocksucker. In fact deep down I am delighted to have all the old gang back. Wifi is back on in your retirement home, spudders has grown board of dipping his bread-stick in Latin olive oil and even bear has done 3 pretend shits in the drive through bogs to post today. Unfortunately he missed and ended up in the lounge but at least it is a start.

 

btw or ps as the fashion seems to be, spudders is obviously dune, we have know this for years and just been covering for him. Some of his views on PM and twitter are so far right, even Nick Griffin would blush. That rave forum he runs is just a cover for the Daily Mail but without the France for a pound option.

[Spudders]

I don't run the rave forum, I'm just a moderator on it you Jap loving cracker!

[Tokyo-Saint]

Whatever dune, you drop the tunes, someone else sells the pills - you are all part of the same fantasia.

[Spudders]

Fantazia (you're confusing rave & Disney again!)

[Tokyo-Saint]

It was a bletchy pun spudders ffs. A bletchy pun that bletch would not get. Those are worth double points. This forum is like a helterskelter sometimes, a real dreamscape of vision and perception. It feels like a tribal gathering more than a football forum.

 

Where you from? safe

[saintbletch]

It’s exactly this kind of observational skill and conversational art that made me want more than three posts a day bletch.

Re points 1 & 2

Unfortunately in my excitement to be back in the muppet show game, I dropped the ball with regards to spelling and capitalisation (I’m just thankful that it was you that highlighted these errors in a good natured way, rather than MLG coming over to the muppets area and making me feel inferior).

 

Re point 3

Your comment about the removal of gun is pretty close to the mark, but it was self inflected. I’ve not been happy with the Spudgun user name for a long time as I’m a lover not a fighter and I didn’t want to scare off any of the young boys on here with any talk of large weapons. The evolution of the name spudders through reuse by muppet show colleagues just seemed like the way to go (and yes I do think of you guys as colleagues as sometime muppeting can be actual hard work, especially when reading Dubai Phil’s post!!).

 

Re point 4

It’s good to see that even a highly intelligent fella such as yourself has been fooled by the inclusion of some friendly cute eyes being added to poo! This knowledge will now be harnessed by myself for badness through the addition of eyes to pictures that would usually be against forum rules.

 

Re final point

I need more than three posts a day so I can escalate my complaining about the lack of forum functionality to 'like' posts on here!

 

PS I’d have 'liked' you post if I could have, but unfortunately Steve doesn’t think the concept of ‘like’ is something that will take off. I asked Mark Zuckerberg what he thought and if he could speak to Steve, but unfortunately his minder stepped in and told me that if I didn’t stop bothering him they’d take out another injunction.

 

Welcome (back) Spudders.

 

I agree with the spirit of your "Like protest", but ****ting in your forum-pants and then smearing fecal matter over the walls of the Site Suggestions forum isn't the way to go.

 

I prefer to try and change the system from within.

 

It's clear that The Man isn't going to do anything all the time that he can bank subscriptions and eat curry 7 x 52.

 

What we have to do Spudders, is either assemble a crack team of PHP hackers that can implement our own like button, or we mount a campaign of civil disobedience.

 

As Ghandi once said "Yes Mr Grant sir, so that's owan Kin Praw Madras, an' owan pint of Cobra".

 

And on his day off he also said "Civil disobedience becomes a sacred duty when the State becomes lawless and corrupt"

 

Pretty profound for a Winchester curry house owner I'm sure you'll agree. But the lowly station of the orator doesn't stop it from being right Spudders.

 

So as an Army of Muppets we must go out into the main board and the lounge, armed with ridiculous images that symbolise "Like" and "Dislike", and we must show our love for our fellow posters.

 

Toke has shown the way with his brassiere of bonhomie.

 

 

So I propose that we compile a list of 20+ large and obtrusive images that convey the "like" message.

 

Then, just as Ghandi directed, we should go out into TSW, and when we see a post we rate, we quote the post and paste ALL 20+ large and obtrusive images.

 

We should also attempt to create a list of 20+ large and obtrusive images that convey "dislike" too. Just in case Dune comes back and for when Alpine posts after a match day defeat.

 

It will share the love, not break any rules, but make the forum close to unreadable.

 

The Man will be left to disconsolately chase his last prawn around the plate, look at his empty Cobra glass and think to himself "If I could only implement a like function instead...."

 

After all, as Ghandi said "There is a higher court than the courts of justice and that is the court of conscience. It supersedes all other courts. Is that eat in or takeaway?"

 

So we need to collect images that convey "Like" and "Dislike".

 

Any ideas?

[pap]

This thread is a f**king dog's breakfast that has been spewed on by a cat.

 

Spudders, hang your head in shame.

 

Bletch - good work.

 

Tokes - Shazbat.

[saintbletch]

It was a bletchy pun spudders ffs. A bletchy pun that bletch would not get. Those are worth double points. This forum is like a helterskelter sometimes, a real dreamscape of vision and perception. It feels like a tribal gathering more than a football forum.

 

Where you from? safe

 

That's right Toke.

 

You youngsters invented drugs you know. Before you and your disco buscuits, we had nothing but band leaders and Ovaltine.

 

I had a close friend just after the great war who got twisted plimsoll on Ovaltine.

 

We think that it had been cut with some Horlicks.

 

He was never the same.

Edited 16 October, 2013 by saintbletch
got not go

[Spudders]

It was a bletchy pun spudders ffs. A bletchy pun that bletch would not get. Those are worth double points. This forum is like a helterskelter sometimes, a real dreamscape of vision and perception. It feels like a tribal gathering more than a football forum.

 

Where you from? safe

Like

[Spudders]

I'm not going to quote Bletchy's post as it's mahoosive, but good concept.

 

Pap, thanks for your great contribution, did you like the car parking exit from the op? Please stay on topic next time.

[pap]

I'm not going to quote Bletchy's post as it's mahoosive, but good concept.

 

Pap, thanks for your great contribution, did you like the car parking exit from the op? Please stay on topic next time.

 

I'm still livid from cap park, mate.

[Tokyo-Saint]

That's right Toke.

 

You youngsters invented drugs you know. Before you and your disco buscuits, we had nothing but band leaders and Ovaltine.

 

I had a close friend just after the great war who got twisted plimsoll on Ovaltine.

 

We think that it had been cut with some Horlicks.

 

He was never the same.

 

Sorry Bletch. Obviously you are hardcore.

 

 

Oh and Pap - I know, isn't it great to have TMS back to complete drivel. All those lounge threads about getting your knob cut off or best toaster on the market or whatever were getting too much. I am glad spud and bletch are back.

[Spudders]

I am bletchs retarded alter ego

[Tokyo-Saint]

bletch would never miss and apostrophe with his grandma

[Saint 76er]

To get this thread back on topic, I just wanted to say that I think crime in multi-story carparks is just wrong, on so many levels ....

[Spudders]

To get this thread back on topic, I just wanted to say that I think crime in multi-story carparks is just wrong, on so many levels ....

 

Good one 76ers, Bearsy will probably be along shortly to try and persuade you to become a full member so you can tell top quality jokes more than three times a day

[Bearsy]

is true, whenever i approach new posters they immediately become "full member"

[SNSUN]

is true, whenever i approach new posters they immediately become "full member"

 

SRSLY? They must have tiny arse cavities then. :-)