Saints Shorts

[Legod Third Coming]

At the grand old age of 43 I have re-taken up football...

 

So I've bought some Adidas Boots - Black and fecking white, before you ask. Kaiser Funf - very fetching. They look like REAL football boots, not my girlfriend's slippers or my daughter's crocs...

 

And a pair of Saints AWAY shorts - £25! (Expensive but I've paid for a hair on Lallana's head for a week I guess...)

 

Anyway, what the feck are these shorts made of??!!! Climacool?? Near see-thru, feel like satin, look like silk??!!

 

Any experience of whether they will revive my career? Does the climacool keep the tackle clean? Will they actually wash after a decent sliding two-footed knee high challenge?

[Window Cleaner]

At the grand old age of 43 I have re-taken up football...

 

So I've bought some Adidas Boots - Black and fecking white, before you ask. Kaiser Funf - very fetching. They look like REAL football boots, not my girlfriend's slippers or my daughter's crocs...

 

And a pair of Saints AWAY shorts - £25! (Expensive but I've paid for a hair on Lallana's head for a week I guess...)

 

Anyway, what the feck are these shorts made of??!!! Climacool?? Near see-thru, feel like satin, look like silk??!!

 

Any experience of whether they will revive my career? Does the climacool keep the tackle clean? Will they actually wash after a decent sliding two-footed knee high challenge?

 

If I remember rightly from an Adidas Climacool publicity event that I attended somewhere or other Climacool is a hollow fibre polyester derivative. Most modern sports fabrics are. Lightweight and draw moisture off the skin. Washes very well.

Edited 10 October, 2013 by Window Cleaner

[Pugwash]

I'm rather surprised you want to discuss how to wash your tackle on a public forum. You might like to buy a ball bag to help protect.

[Bearsy]

The9 was saying that at kit launch shorts was pictured with built in knob-sack, but when season started players wore shorts without built in knob-sack. Or maybe it was other way round, I don't remember.

 

Do you have knob-sack?

[Pugwash]

The9 was saying that at kit launch shorts was pictured with built in knob-sack

 

If they were on show, they must have been inside out?

[marc_saint]

You need to get yourself onto this twitter feed.......

 

https://twitter.com/******sFullKit

 

[marc_saint]

or even https://twitter.com/ W a n k e r s FullKit

[Hatch]

The9 will be able to tell you exactly what they are made of, and probably the name of the 6 year old the stitched them, and the van driver who delivered them.

[There when Franny scored]

They are also the first pair of football shorts I have bought in about 10 years. I can confrim that they are the nicest pair of shorts, and possibly single piece of clothing, I've ever owned (although somewhat transparent) and I've even taken to sleeping in them.

 

I also have made a speacial request to my wife to wash them only with her underwear.

[Junior Mullet]

The9 was saying that at kit launch shorts was pictured with built in knob-sack, but when season started players wore shorts without built in knob-sack. Or maybe it was other way round, I don't remember.

 

Do you have knob-sack?

 

I find a smidge of Vaseline around the bell is required if using the knob-sack instead of pants to prevent joggers-cock.

[Grey Crab]

I love the feel of silky football shorts against my naked penis.

[pap]

We have a possible full kit w4nker situation. Repeat. Possible full kit w4nker situation.

[pap]

Need to read thread before posting.

 

Daymn!