Delboy Dave Posted 7 October, 2013 Share Posted 7 October, 2013 Yes is the answer. I was just laying on my bed minding my own business waiting for the dinner to cook, reading saints web when I read SN SUNs post about his hotdog falling on the floor on the catering thread. Laughing to my self, the lady in my life pipes up "what you laughing at?" I replied with "a post on saints web about a hotdog falling on the floor" to which she replied with "oh, not that Bear man again?" So there you have it Bearsy. You sir are famous and a house hold name in Nelson Mandela House! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 7 October, 2013 Share Posted 7 October, 2013 I'm Bobby Davro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delboy Dave Posted 7 October, 2013 Author Share Posted 7 October, 2013 I heard Dubai Phil isn't even well known at his golf club! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Jeff Posted 7 October, 2013 Share Posted 7 October, 2013 I'm Jeff Goldblum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 7 October, 2013 Share Posted 7 October, 2013 I'm Spartacus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delboy Dave Posted 7 October, 2013 Author Share Posted 7 October, 2013 But who is Bearsy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 7 October, 2013 Share Posted 7 October, 2013 I'm the prat that drops hotdogs on the floor. I've also managed to block 2 toilets at St Mary's in seperate incidents. I should never be let out of the "home". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delboy Dave Posted 7 October, 2013 Author Share Posted 7 October, 2013 I'm the prat that drops hotdogs on the floor. I've also managed to block 2 toilets at St Mary's in seperate incidents. I should never be let out of the "home". You did make my Mrs laugh though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 7 October, 2013 Share Posted 7 October, 2013 I'm not even a household name in my own household. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 7 October, 2013 Share Posted 7 October, 2013 I'm not even a household name in my own household. In my house you're know as Scotty off the mongboard :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panda Posted 7 October, 2013 Share Posted 7 October, 2013 I am better known as Harpic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 7 October, 2013 Share Posted 7 October, 2013 I am bearsy! I am disappointed to be confused with the type of herbert who would a) carelessly drop hot dog sausage and b) blatantly lie about it and make out he didn't pick it up + eat it. I can sympathise with the "oh no, not that bear man again" reaction tho. I hear that a lot. Playgrounds mostly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 7 October, 2013 Share Posted 7 October, 2013 I am bearsy! I am disappointed to be confused with the type of herbert who would a) carelessly drop hot dog sausage and b) blatantly lie about it and make out he didn't pick it up + eat it. I can sympathise with the "oh no, not that bear man again" reaction tho. I hear that a lot. Playgrounds mostly. I left it on the floor I swear. I just hope nobody stepped on it as they were walking out at full time. Injury by hot dog would be difficult for insurance companies to believe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 7 October, 2013 Share Posted 7 October, 2013 I left it on the floor I swear. I just hope nobody stepped on it as they were walking out at full time. Injury by hot dog would be difficult for insurance companies to believe. such lies! You didn't even dust off the dead insects + dogshit. It's all on youtube. Get a haircut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintBobby Posted 8 October, 2013 Share Posted 8 October, 2013 Yep, I am. Or rather my mate is, who occasionally uses this account. Well, not household name, but on TV/radio a lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 8 October, 2013 Share Posted 8 October, 2013 such lies! You didn't even dust off the dead insects + dogshit. It's all on youtube. Get a haircut. There's nothing wrong with a bit of grime on food. My dad Keith Chegwin taught me that. He eats disgusting food too and tells me that "Cheggers can't be choosers." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chocco boxo Posted 8 October, 2013 Share Posted 8 October, 2013 Our surname is Sainsbury. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bangkoksaint Posted 8 October, 2013 Share Posted 8 October, 2013 I'm Spartacus. NO...............I'm Spartacus!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viking Warrior Posted 8 October, 2013 Share Posted 8 October, 2013 (edited) My real name is Michael Caine . Not a lot of people know that Edited 8 October, 2013 by Viking Warrior Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Jazzbo Posted 8 October, 2013 Share Posted 8 October, 2013 I'm Prince Jazzbo a renowed reggae artist who worked with producers such as Lee 'Scratch' Perry and Glen Brown in the 70s. Notable works include Croaking Lizard, which was based around Max Romeo's Chase The Devil (famously sampled by the Prodigy on Outta Space). Unfortunately I died in September 2013. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COMEONYOUREDS Posted 8 October, 2013 Share Posted 8 October, 2013 StuRomseySaint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 8 October, 2013 Share Posted 8 October, 2013 My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the TRUE emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delboy Dave Posted 8 October, 2013 Author Share Posted 8 October, 2013 I've got an uncle Albert Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quickfire Double Posted 8 October, 2013 Share Posted 8 October, 2013 I've got an uncle Albert I've got a Prince Albert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glasgow_Saint Posted 8 October, 2013 Share Posted 8 October, 2013 In my house whenever anyone makes a big mistake or acts silly we say you've had a "roger" after the poster Roger This all started after this thread > http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?47050-Why-is-channon-are-top-scorer-when-he-scored-185-and-le-tiss-scored-209 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
orchardsaint Posted 8 October, 2013 Share Posted 8 October, 2013 NO...............I'm Spartacus!!! NO .......I am Spartacus!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wade Garrett Posted 8 October, 2013 Share Posted 8 October, 2013 I am J Arthur Rank. At least I've been told i am on many occasions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mynameisthehulk Posted 8 October, 2013 Share Posted 8 October, 2013 I'm Prince Jazzbo a renowed reggae artist who worked with producers such as Lee 'Scratch' Perry and Glen Brown in the 70s. Notable works include Croaking Lizard, which was based around Max Romeo's Chase The Devil (famously sampled by the Prodigy on Outta Space). Unfortunately I died in September 2013. How interesting! I am, in fact, Pliers out of Chaka Demus and Pliers. That bumbaclart took all of my money Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lifeintheslowlane Posted 8 October, 2013 Share Posted 8 October, 2013 My father knew Lloyd George. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mynameisthehulk Posted 8 October, 2013 Share Posted 8 October, 2013 How interesting! I am, in fact, Pliers out of Chaka Demus and Pliers. That bumbaclart took all of my money https://www.facebook.com/pliersoutofchakademusandpliers?fref=ts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 8 October, 2013 Share Posted 8 October, 2013 I am me. I am a legend. Well, I think that is what the In Laws said. Unfortunately my Polish isn't up to much beyond Kourva Ting Dobre & Chess Cohane, so they may have actually read this forum and agreed with everyone else and been saying I am a Bell End. I don't care, I got Glasto tickets and Shroppie's nipper hates me. THAT I can live off for a year or 3, or at least until Feb when you should see the Sash Shirt on Telly again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Gotsmanov Posted 10 October, 2013 Share Posted 10 October, 2013 I'm Spartacus. I'm Spartacus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berudenot2 Posted 13 October, 2013 Share Posted 13 October, 2013 I am me. I am a legend. Well, I think that is what the In Laws said. Unfortunately my Polish isn't up to much beyond Kourva Ting Dobre & Chess Cohane, so they may have actually read this forum and agreed with everyone else and been saying I am a Bell End. I don't care, I got Glasto tickets and Shroppie's nipper hates me. THAT I can live off for a year or 3, or at least until Feb when you should see the Sash Shirt on Telly again Try this one with the mother in law and see the reaction: Zrub mi Lody Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 13 October, 2013 Share Posted 13 October, 2013 Try this one with the mother in law and see the reaction: Zrub mi Lody Out of sheer need to know, I used that on translate, and got "Give me Ice Cream". From the context of the post, I suggest this is not the correct translation... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 13 October, 2013 Share Posted 13 October, 2013 Try this one with the mother in law and see the reaction: Zrub mi Lody I think you meant Zrub mi Loda. Got Mrs D_P's pals to do that just after I got them to Pole Dance in a Gentleman's club last Wednesday. The boss thought it was funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 14 October, 2013 Share Posted 14 October, 2013 I think you meant Zrub mi Loda. Got Mrs D_P's pals to do that just after I got them to Pole Dance in a Gentleman's club last Wednesday. The boss thought it was funny Does 'Pole Dance' mean something different in Poland? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berudenot2 Posted 14 October, 2013 Share Posted 14 October, 2013 Out of sheer need to know, I used that on translate, and got "Give me Ice Cream". From the context of the post, I suggest this is not the correct translation... As DP corrected it should read Zrub mi loda which still doesn't translate fully but you'll get the drift. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 14 October, 2013 Share Posted 14 October, 2013 As DP corrected it should read Zrub mi loda which still doesn't translate fully but you'll get the drift. I'm going to take Zrub mi loda as "Give me Ice Cream" and use it on a Polish girl working in Ben and Jerry's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 15 October, 2013 Share Posted 15 October, 2013 There are rules in the MS. All language lessons must be accompanied with pics and videos of huge breasts. Golfing Phil, you have 24 to put this right! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 15 October, 2013 Share Posted 15 October, 2013 Does 'Pole Dance' mean something different in Poland? They invented it duh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 15 October, 2013 Share Posted 15 October, 2013 They also invented firemens poles, telegraph poles and Polar bears! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 15 October, 2013 Share Posted 15 October, 2013 There are rules in the MS. All language lessons must be accompanied with pics and videos of huge breasts. Golfing Phil, you have 24 to put this right! That will get me killed ..... Oh and you wanted bewbs so here are some old friends Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sussexsaint Posted 15 October, 2013 Share Posted 15 October, 2013 please please please stop referring to her as Mrs D_P , at least google DP and only use it if you feel it still applies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 15 October, 2013 Share Posted 15 October, 2013 please please please stop referring to her as Mrs D_P , at least google DP and only use it if you feel it still applies Just because you have some strange mind and open internet access doesn't mean the rest of the world has to follow. Anyway I did that years ago and all we get is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sussexsaint Posted 15 October, 2013 Share Posted 15 October, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 15 October, 2013 Share Posted 15 October, 2013 No, that is acceptable within the rules of golf. It only incurs a penalty if one ball hots the other while in play, once they are in the hole the ball is deemed to not be in play 19-5a is the Rule, only penalising if the hit ball is in play, which a holed ball is not. Decision 19-5/1 is a similar situation. Meanwhile, think it's time for Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 15 October, 2013 Share Posted 15 October, 2013 Does 'Pole Dance' mean something different in Poland? Soccer Guy @usasoccerguy 23m Can England Soccer Club go beat the country that gave us real sexy dancing? #PoleLand #EnglandSoccerClub Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glasgow_Saint Posted 16 October, 2013 Share Posted 16 October, 2013 In my house when anyone mixes/messes up names and gets one person confused for another we say youve had a "saint Charlie" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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